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Callaroga Shark Media. No matter how many years they do
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the show, I will never learn the lesson of don't
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eat a handful of M and m's before jumping on
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the mic. The Peanuts close up your throat a little bit. Hello,
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Boy, what
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an exciting week? Are you ready for Friday? I don't
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have to tell you what Friday is. That's right, Nate
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Berghatsi's The Breadwinner is out. Now. You might be saying, John,
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did Kevin James turn down this movie? And I think
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that's a reasonable question if you've seen the trailer in
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case you're not familiar. In The Breadwinner, Nate Berghatzi stars
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as salesman Nate Wilcox. Mandy Moore plays Katie, who's the
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ultimate mom. But you see when Katie's household invention leads
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to a once in a lifetime deal on Shark Tank
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and takes Katie on a prolonged business trip, wacky dad
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Nate has to figure out how to keep the house
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from falling apart because you know what's dead, So, yeah,
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we don't know how to make dinner or do laundery
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or anything. Kids soon learn that while he may not
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do it like Mom, he can figure out how to
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do it his way. Now, Nate's got friends in high places,
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including the Hollywood Reporter, who we're getting the message out
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that Nate wants to make The Breadwinner affordable for everyone
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to watch in the theater. That's right. You're not just
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gonna sit home and watch this on Netflix. You're not
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just gonna wait, I don't know six weeks till it's
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out on digital. You're gonna leave your house and go
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to the theater to go see The Breadwinner this Friday. Now,
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while studios can't dictate pricing, the Hollard Reporter tells US
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cinema operators have indicate they will treat The Breadwinner the
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same way they supported discounted pricing for showings of eighty
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for Brady. And we all know how well that did.
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How well did that do? Look it up? John Okay,
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will boxofficemojo dot com reports eighty for Brady Domestic made
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a thirty nine point four million, did another one million internationally. Anyway,
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AMC Theaters has announced the Nates rates. They did this
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on Instagram. Cinema theaters, meanwhile, may discount prices buy as
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much as twenty five percent. Pricing and availability will vary.
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You know what, I'm gonna go on like fendango right
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now and see if I can book a ticket for
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this thing. Hold on now. To be fair, I am
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doing this on May fourteenth. I don't know if you
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knew it was a holiday weekend. Sometimes I record in advance. Okay, Friday,
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May twenty ninth, I'm going to go seat at my
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local AM theater. There are shows at four and six
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forty five pm. Nothing later. All right, let's do the
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standard reserve seating close caption recliner seats six forty five.
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Let's say click, and it appears, if I'm looking at
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this map correctly, it appears they have sold two tickets
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in advance to the six forty five showing Friday for
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the Breadwinner. Now again, I recorded this like fifteen days ago,
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so it's quite possible that it's sold out by now.
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I'm gonna click on F six and F five. Oh no, no, no,
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no no. I was looking at a gap, but I'm
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going across. I can buy one, two, three, four, five, six,
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seven eight. It appears zero tickets have been sold. If
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you can buy seats F five and f six for
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eleven ninety three. We are told the prices and feeds
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include estimated at tax per ticket. But I'm not actually
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going to go see The Breadwinner. Nate Pergatsi posted on Instagram.
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It said, hello, everybody, My movie The Breadwinner is coming
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out on May twenty ninth, and I've got something very
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exciting that i wanted to let you know. So the
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Nate rate is a special kind of lower ticket price
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because we want everyone to come out to this movie.
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And John has discovered some theaters have sold zero tickets.
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This movie is for your grandparents, grandkids, aunts, uncles, friends, sister, anybody,
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your dog, cats I think would love this movie specifically,
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anybody that wants to come out. Nate did a screening
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for The Breadwinner in Nashville. Nate said, I used to
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come to this theater a lot. There's an Applebee's right
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next to here where I met my wife. We're living
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in Nashville in this movie. This celebrates Nashville. I grew
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up here. I think we get a joy when more
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people move here in a way that keeps the fabric
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of what made Nashville a city very exciting. The Breadwinner
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stroop credits in Aperghatsey with influencing his embrace of family
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friendly humor. Now interesting. I came home from volleyball the
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other night. My wife was on her phone. She goes,
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do you know comedian Derek Stroop? And it wasn't like
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do you know him? It was like do you know
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who that is? And I'm like, yeah, I thought it
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was interesting that Derek Stroop said nabrigazzy. He took me
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under his wing just a couple of years ago. This
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guy's out here selling out four shows in one weekend
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at an arena. It's twenty thousand and eighty thousand tickets
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in a weekend. But because he's completely clean, and he's
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not edgy, and he's not up there starting a revolution
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with a microphone in his hand, he doesn't get the
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outside love. Clean comedy is the way to go by far.
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I preach it to everybody that'll listen. These young comics,
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I try to save them. I will tell a story
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I've told it before. When I first met Jeff Foxworthy.
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He sat in a room with me. He explained his philosophy.
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He held his arms out I don't know, like say
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shoulder length, and he said, I used to do comedy
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and curse, you know, like everybody else does. And then
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I realized, if I work clean, I pick up the
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older people. And he stretched out one arm and the
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younger people, and he stretched out his other arm and
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implied how much bigger his audience got. Derek Stroop said,
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nobody's ever come up to me after a show and went,
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those jokes were really good, man, but if you would
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occur a little bit, you could have sent us over
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the top. Everybody goes thanks for being clean. It was
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a really fun show. That feels good to have a
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product that travels, and everybody's excited to see now. You know,
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if you listen to this show, you know I try
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and keep it clean. Sometimes with the clips, I have
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to let a naughty word or two through, and I
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kind of don't like to do that, but sometimes this
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is just to keep the integrity of what was said.
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But myself, I try not to curse on the show,
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and you'll hear me use words like stuff. I also
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teach my college students who are younger producers, putting yourself
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in that box is a better creative way to go.
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I always quote mister the Rock, Queen the Rock at Johnson,
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I will use a pseudo swear word here. The Rock
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doesn't call somebody an asshole. The Rock calls somebody a Drabbroni. Hey,
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that guy's a jabbroni, And Jabbroni is just a much
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funnier word than just saying that other awful word that
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I just said. So I think that's always a good
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thing to do. Jerry Seinfeld said, I don't enjoy that
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many things, you know. I like watching baseball games, and
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I like driving cars, and I like comedy, and that's
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about it. He was speaking to Airman about his car
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addiction and why Jerry will never get an electric car. Jerry,
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how many cars do you have? I don't know. I
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always say it's an amount that if you looked at
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you would not say this makes sense. Air Mil asked Jerry.
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I don't know about you, but as I get older,
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I wonder who needs so many cars? Jerry said, Well,
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we could spend the whole segment discussing that word need,
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which is really difficult to define. It's an interesting word
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in terms of a car collection. Only really crazy car guys.
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We'll talk about do I need one of these? And
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the other guy knows what they're talking about. It's interesting
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to me that there are quite a few cars that
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I'm totally emotionally attached to, and there's quite a few
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that I'm not. I still like them and I like
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having them. But some of them you bond too, some
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of them you don't. Jerry says his car collection began
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around nineteen ninety one, when my TV series was picked
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up for its first very small order. Was that nineteen
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ninety one. I'm not gonna say that feels like five
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minutes ago to me, but uh yeah, that's college Boy
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time flies, Jerry said. I think four episodes. Jerry, you
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know was four episodes? Don't say you think you know
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how many episodes? Come on, dude. That was when I
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first acquired some money I did not need. I bought
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annineteen fifty eight Porscha three fifty six speeds are out
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of Wichita. I didn't really know anything about older Porsches,
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but I just thought, well, this car is a nice line.
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So I also thought, I'm sure you could never drive
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a car like this on the street. It must be ridiculous,
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And I ended up using it as my daily driver
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in LA for years on end. Really sorry, I sold it.
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I believe there's no car you've ever owned that you
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don't regret selling that. If you could have every car back,
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assuming it was financially possible, you would do it. You'd
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want every single one. This is a good interview because it's,
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you know, different stuff. You don't hear Jerry talk about
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this stuff. He said, I remember the very first time
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I became aware of the Yoshido Matsuda collection in Japan,
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two hundred cars. I saw this and went, this is
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one insane human being. I got the book of his collection,
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and then I became that guy. I never really had
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any problems with addiction except this. Selling cars can be
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very exciting too. It's pretty clear that cars coming and
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going seems to stimulate some receptor in the brain. For
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people that are genetically inclined, it's powerful stuff. As for
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electric cars, Jerry said, I'm not interested in electric cars
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at all. Anybody else wants to do it, that's fine.
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I think it's a big stupid virtue signal. Look at me,
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I'm saving a planet. Yeah, what about the lithium, it's
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all bs. What about automated self driving cars? Dray said,
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I always tell my kids that their kids will say
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to them, you mean, when you grew up, they would
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let people just drive at any speed and steer the
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car themselves. Didn't they just crash and kill themselves constantly.
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This is fun. Ken Jung is getting involved with Shark Week.
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It's K Pop Shark Heroes. You see. You take Shark
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Week and you drop K Pop Demon Hunters on top,
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and you get K Pop Shark Heroes. The special stars
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Ken Jung and the woman who is the singing voice
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of character Zoe Casehanot, a big K Pop Demon Hunters
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fan like me, I'm not at all I just learned
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as I'm telling you the sentence, Ken Jung voices Bobby,
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the agent manager of the K Pop Demon Hunters, who
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knew the official description for K Pop Shark Heroes is
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after a recent series of shark encounters off the Korean Peninsula.
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Actor and comedian Ken Jung, We're just dropping the doctor part.
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The guy went to medical school. I'm gonna revise your copy.
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Actor and comedian doctor Ken Jung is determined to reshape
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the perception of sharks across East Asia and around the
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globe by Zoe. Ken is on a mission to launch
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a bold, one of a kind public awareness campaign that educates, empowers,
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and shifts the narrative around these oceanic creatures using the
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power of K pop. I Love It Oh. Like most
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press releases, there's credits here. Jung is best known for
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playing Leslie Chow in all three The Hangover movies, as
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well as Ben Cheng in Community Hows six Seasons in
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a movie Coming Along Everybody by the Way. His other
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prominent credits include Knocked Up, Crazy, Rich Asians and The
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Mass Singer, on which he's served as a judge since
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season one. In twenty nineteen, to entertain myself, the Golden
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Globes have updated the eligibility if you want to win
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a Golden Globe for stand up comedy performance on television.
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Here are the rules. Are you ready? Rule number one,
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Performers are eligible for performances of traditional stand up comedy
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of at least thirty consecutive minutes aired other than roles
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in television series, limited series, anthology series, or motion pictures
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made for television. I'll roughly translate that your special has
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to include thirty minutes of stand up okay. Rule number two.
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Television includes works released by broadcast, basic and premium cable
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streaming and pay preview cable. To be eligible for a
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Golden Globes' award, television programs must be released on a
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recognized media platform. Individual social media accounts do not qualify,
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all right, So translating there, it's got to be on
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like real TV. You can't just put it on like
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Johnnymack dot com and submit it. Okay, that's fair enough.
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Number three. Only programs first aired or made available for
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viewing on demand in the United States during the qualifying
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year are eligible. Interesting first aired, so like I don't know,
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say you were Ricky Gervais and the BBC gave me
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a lot of money. It has to air in the
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US first to be eligible for a Golden Globe. That's weird.
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I don't really care. I just find it weird. And
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that is your comedy news for today. I will see
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you tomorrow.