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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hey there on Johnny Mack with your
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Daily Comedy News, a daily briefing on stand up comedy
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comedians in the comedy industry. Now today is going to
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seem like I wanted to just pretape an episode and
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I didn't. This is just actually the plan in the news.
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We'll get to it in a second. There are four
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stories involving comedians and food, and they just paired up nicely.
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Now I'm the first conceit. It just sounds like the
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kind of stuff I normally hit on the weekend. But nope,
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that's what's actually going on. And I also wanted to
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take a look at the Netflix as a Joke Festival
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lineup after they announced the roast of Kevin Hard. I
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was like, let me just click on the line up
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and see what's going on. And I'm quite impressed by it.
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So I just thought we'd take a moment here just
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look at some of the things that they are promoting.
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Now I'm a little frustrated for all the clowning I
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do about the Hulu publicist. Netflix is just impossible to crack.
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I even had my publicist try and find someone to
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talk to about this. Festival, and I can't get through
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to anyone. I reached out directly to Robbie Prau, who
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I know a little bit from just for lass Montreal.
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Haven't heard from Robbie yet. Now I did that over LinkedIn.
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He doesn't need a gig, so maybe he's not on LinkedIn.
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But I just I can't crack this one at all.
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So I'm just on the website here and this thing
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is mighty impressive. So when you go to Netflix is
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a jokefest dot com. They've got an a twelve slide
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box at the top. We already talked about the roast
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of Kevin Hart hosted by Shane Gillis. Now we haven't
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heard a lineup on that yet as I record this,
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but how could that not be amazing? That's Sunday, May tenth,
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the Fly on the Wall podcast with Carve and Spade.
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They're doing May sixth with guest Chris Rock. That's sure
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to make news. Nate Brigets he's playing the Into It
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Domes that's where the Clippers play, right May ninth and tenth.
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I imagine they'll film that to make that a special.
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A Night of Too Many Stars hosted by John Stewart.
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Pretty impressive. Guest list listed alphabetically by last name, Bill Burr,
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Conan O'Brien, Steve Carell, Ron Funches, Nicki Glazer, Tiffany Hattish,
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Jimmy Kimmel, Lan Morgan, John mulaney, Bob Odenkirk, Matt Riife,
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Adam Sandler, Sarah Silverman, Ali Wong, and Noah Wiley. So,
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just using my sense of stardom, the one, two, three, four, five, ten,
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fifteen sixteen. The sixteenth biggest star on that lineup was
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Lan Morgan. Pretty impressive, That's what The Hollywood Bowl May seventh,
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Also the Hollywood Bowl May fourth, Sane Gillis and Friends,
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Seth Goes Greek Is at the Greek Theater May six
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the Seth Is Seth Rogan comedy from Eric Andre, Nicki Glazer,
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Stavros Hokyist, Nick Krol, Sarah Silverman, and Taylor Tomlinson, plus
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a special comedic performance by Michael Bublay. That's interesting, John mulaney.
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Hollywood Bowl May eighth, under featured artists, not going to
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read them all, Andrew Santino, Chris Fleming, David Letterman, Wait,
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Mike from Letterman Podcast? Did you know about this? This
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better be Funny with David Letterman special guest John Mullaney.
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Maybe we did know about this May fifth at the
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Mantelbon May seventh, your guest is Martin Short, low ticket
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warning for both, boy, I may have to go out
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for this, Diane Morgan in conversation with Diane Morgan and
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Charlie Brooker at The Egyptian. She's kunk love her doctor z, Oh,
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doctor Z. Do you know this? He's doing the totally
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legally distinct character not at all to be confused with
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Doctor zais from Planet of the Apes Love Doctor Z
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Dusty Slay Boy. Should I just camp out in LA
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for a week? I'm feeling like I should for end
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of the show. John Marcos SERRESI four shows. We're only
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up to g Gaffigan, Jim Jeffries, Cat Williams, Kevin Art Kill,
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Tony Orcelo Hernandez doing one thing, one thing well, Mark
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Norman if he's not canceled by then. For Biggs, ooh,
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can we start a war? If John Marco Forbiggs and
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Millenia or all in town at the same time, how
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do I get that started? Natalie Palamediu's boy, I might
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have to this weekend just sit down and map this
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out and see if I went and I spend money
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on tickets, which I'm willing to do. What I guess,
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see Nicki Glazer, it's also the it's not just the
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flights in the tsams, it's the hotel in the car
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as well. Star trek Ruiner, Paton and Oswalt, Robbie Hoffman,
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Ryan Hamilton, Love Ryan Hamilton, Sam Marrill, Stavros Correll, the
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B fifty two's former coworker, French Schnider, Theovaugh TBA Show,
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Star trek Ruiner, tig NATARO. Oh, maybe I could turn
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this whole thing into like a star trek Uh. What
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would you call that sort of star trek enthusiasm. There's
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a good word, star trek enthusiasm tour for me, tig NATARO,
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Tim Dillon, Todd Barry and Yakov Smirnoff. And believe me,
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I didn't read everyone there, all right, I might have
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to sit down and think about this one. In theaters today.
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Jimmy O Yang Special Finally Home. His third comedy special,
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was taped during a sold out arena run in his
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hometown of Hong Kong. Self proclaimed as the Taylor swift
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of Hong Kong Love It. Jimmy O Yang turned his
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latest special into a full scale homecoming celebration, complete with pyrotechnics,
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musical moments, and surprise cameos. Also out today on HBO.
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Julio Torrea's Color Theories that will be on HBO proper
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at eight East and West. You'll be able to stream
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it on HBO Max No Knicks game tonight. Might actually
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watch these things. Julio Torrea's Color Theories offers a guide
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to understanding the world through his playful interpretation of colors.
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Taking the stage in New York City as an expert
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on the inherent traits of particular colors, Torres explores the
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nuances of rule based navy blue to the rage of
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Red through observations from his life and culture at large.
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I thought the material looked pretty good. The trailer as
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they played it the other day. Somebody, I think, perhaps
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possibly maybe added some laugh tracks, But I did think
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the underlying material was pretty good, all right. Some weight
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loss stories. Jim Gaffigan was on the Glass Half Full podcast.
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He was asked if he's still taking g LP one.
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Gaffagain at previous said he was on Monjuro. Jim Gaffigan said,
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I am it's weird. It's just something in the background
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of my life at this point where I'll definitely take
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it because I'm still paranoid that I'm gonna feel nauseous.
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I'm not using it with the expectation of losing more weight.
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It's just I don't trust my own behavior. Jim Gaffigan
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said it's working for him because it cuts off his
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cravings for any food. He said, that's where it really
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works well for me, because I would jokingly say that
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it made me. It didn't remove me. It just made
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me consume like a human as opposed to a dog.
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In the morning, would wake up and take our kids
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to school, and there'd be like four triscuit boxes we
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meaning mostly mean at his wife. I'd plow through three
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of them. No one does that, right, So for me,
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it's like I hope the miracle drug that people think
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it is, because if it could suppress compulsive behavior, that
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would be great. But for me, it makes me behave
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like a human being, which is amazing. People will come
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up to me and accused me of being on an
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appetite suppressant. They're like, you're on Ozepic, admitting you're an
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ozempic and I'm like, no, I'm on a different one.
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I'm on Majuro, which is better, right because it sounds
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like an Italian restaurant. It's always good, you know, like
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the health benefit, I'll live longer, blah blah blah. But
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I love it because I feel better, and you know,
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some of it is I did have the appetite suppressant,
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so it's not like I can't even take pride in it.
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I was brave enough to stick a needle in the stomach,
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if you know what I mean. It's great, It's beneficial.
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Gabe Iglesias said it was scary when he came off Ozempic.
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He was on Shannon Sharp's Club Schayeshe podcast, which Dylan
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in the Facebook group Daily Coming to this podcast group
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points out might get the best comedian guests of anybody.
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Gabe said, I got on ozepic for five months. He
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didn't say what brand ozepic works. So zempic is scary.
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How good it works because it does curb your appetite
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to a place where you like, do I even need food?
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I got off the ozepic and I immediately gained back
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twenty pounds like that. It's scary how quickly you regain
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the weight. Gabe says, that is heaviest. He was four
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hundred and forty pounds and told Shannon, I really want
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to lose weight. It's a serious thing. Shann had said,
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what if you lose too much weight? Your nickname is Fluffy.
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Gabe said he had a conversation about that with a
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radio host, big Boy. Big Boy lost a lot of weight.
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Gabe said, hey, man, how did things change for you
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once you lost all that weight? You weren't big Boy anymore?
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And Big Boy said, now, I wasn't Big Boy anymore,
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but I was alive and that's the most important thing.
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Fluffy says, So if I lose one hundred or whatever
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the amount of weight is, yeah, it might not be fluffy,
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but man, I'm gonna be alive, and I think my
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fans and people would rather see me alive and able
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to function rather than be the big guy. Diane Morgan
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you know her as Kunk. She's currently on Last One
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Laughing on Amazon, which you should want. She has embraced
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a vegan lifestyle and said that has changed her perception
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of cheese. She used to love cheese and now says
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cheese smells like socks. Diane Morgan said she was never
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a big milk drinker anyway, preferring oat milk, and continued,
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I couldn't find a decent vegan cheese that I liked.
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It all tasted like glue sticks, so I just went
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cold turkey on it. Then after four weeks, my brain
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just went out. I don't like cheese anymore. It's so
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I's like socks, and now I don't crave it at all.
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I just love animals, and I do a lot of
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work for animal charities, and consequently you see videos of
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the way animals are treated. A lot of factory farming
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is horrific. And I was already vegetarian, but when I
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saw all that and how they're treated, I just thought,
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I can't do this anymore. She credits extra vegetables in
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the absence of dairy for a noticeable improvement in her complexion.
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She says, if you're not eating meat or cheese, you
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really got to make friends with the vegetable. And I'll
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tell you what, My skin's gotten much better since I
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went vegan. It's definitely clearer. She has some recipes, one
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cracker involves baking sweet potatoes with grated extra firm tofu,
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chipotle and paprika. You topped that with a dressing of
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blended vegan yogurt, sliced tlepanios and lime. She also likes
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roasted butter beans with olive salt and broccoli finish with
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a finish with a squeeze of lemon juice. She says
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they come out like roast potatoes, golden and fluffy, and
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it's so easy, healthy and delicious. Meanwhile, Star trek Ruder
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Tignataro says she's been vegan for going on ten years.
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She was on Laura Clary's Idiot podcast. Laura said, it's
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exciting you don't meet a lot of vegans. I feel
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like people hate vegans. They hate me, Laura, because I
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like carrots. It's so strange. Star trek Runer Tignatura said,
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it's a funny thing that you talk to eat your
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vegetables and then when you do, you're a freak. Comedy
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stock Mark thank you, Bert Reynolds. Every week on the
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Comedy stock Marker, we look to find value in comedians.
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We buy low and we sell high. And this week's
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weird I only have one recommendation for us all. I
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don't like to force the segment, but I looked at
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this and I'm not feeling strong about anything, but I
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think we might want to cash out on Mark Norman.
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Those specials come and gone, and he got in trouble
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twice this week. Maybe I'm a little paranoid, but I
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feel like we got our value out of Mark Norman
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and maybe we ought to sell our Mark Norman right
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now and just kind of lay low. I might be
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wrong there, but that's my only recommendation this week. Sell
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Mark Norman. That's your comedy stock market boy. I have
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so many leftovers. It took a long time to go
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through that Netflix stuff. Let's skip Melbourne for a day,
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just because I talk comedy vessels for so long. In
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the front half Margaret Show, She'll be at the Englert
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Theater tonight. You can expect her to be political, she says,
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that's just who I am. How can I not touch
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on what's happening today? What we're living with is like
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science fiction. We're living in this dystopian era, but with
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no flying cars or jetpacks. Were at war. It's very
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turbula with this administration. I would love it if Kamala
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would run again. I'd love it if Gavin Newsom would run.
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He has some of that zombie blood. He's fearal and angry.
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We need someone who has that. She also gets personal
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during the show. She says, I'm talking a lot about
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my life. I'm talking about my ever changing body and
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how it relates to the news of the day. I
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talk but getting older and feeling different. I'm going through metopause.
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You understand who you are as a person. It's a
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good realization. I'm excited to talk about it. Oh and
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let's clear this one out. Joe Coy. You remember him
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one time he hosted the Golden Globes untild a horrible,
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mean joke about Taylor Swift. Do you know the joke?
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You don't know? You play it for you? Do you?
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He's selling his place. It's a Las Vegas mansion. It's
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on the market for eleven point twenty five million dollars.
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I don't have that kind of coin. My son's trying
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to get me to buy one of these NBA expansion teams.