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Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Boy.
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What an exciting night in Newark, New Jersey. Governor elect
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Mikey Cheryl was there. The Governor elect promised the entertainment
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event of a lifetime at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center,
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and Jay Pack and who were there. It was an
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evening with Conan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert. Hope they found
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something to talk about. Of course they talked about late night.
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I don't know if you heard this, Stephen Colbert show
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is coming to an end. Conan O'Brien said, I'm sad
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about the form, but I'm a fifty two percent optimist,
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and I believe that humans find a way and really
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find people who are fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty twenty five
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right now are going to use what's available to make beautiful, hilarious,
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funny things. I have to believe that it will not
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look the same way as our path. It will not
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be the same path, but it'll more or less be
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the same idea. Addressing Colbert directly, one of the first
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things I said to you when this news broke There
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isn't a person on this planet. Who's worried about Stephen Colbert.
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These shows are a way for Stephen Colbert to relate
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to people, but they are not the only way. There
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are so many different things that you can do, and
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you're going to do that. They're gonna give you enormous
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amounts of pleasure and you're gonna be great at it.
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You're just not there yet. You haven't begun that yet.
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Conan said, there's no better person I could be sharing
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the stage with right now. The world is your oyster,
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and double down. Whatever Colbert does next is going to
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be amazing. Now, ABC has some news. I have news
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for your paying attention. I'm lifting the embargo on Hulu.
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Aside from their not so good hilarious comedy special, that's
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a whole other thing. But if you want to just
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push the green button on your moat and watch Scrubs
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on Hulu, go ahead, Because ABC Disney has made it
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clear they are not supporting fascism. Okay, why Johnny Mack.
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They have renewed Jimmy Kimmel, which is sure to make
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certain people unhappy, But go ahead. You don't have to
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walk three flights of stairs to watch the Scrubs DVDs
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go ahead and push that button, which is good news
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for the Scrubs reboot. I mean I was gonna have
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to stand out in the cold outside somebody's house, peering
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through the window while they watched Scrubs, which is sometimes
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how I watch Knicks games because YouTube TV doesn't have
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MSG less. I'll stay out the street and somebody else
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is watching the next game and I watch it through
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their window. Kim Oll commented on Donald Trump hosting the
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Kennedy Center Awards on Sunday night. The President had said
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that if he couldn't do it better than when Jimmy
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Kimmel hosted, he might have to give up being president altogether. Kimmell,
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of course, has never hosted the Kennedy Center Awards, which
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kim Oll pointed out, but he welcomed the idea of
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a talent competition matching his own skills, which are apparently
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jokes drawing and playing the clarinet, against Trump's ability to golf,
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spank a porn starre and run a country. The reveal
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came when kim Oll was talking about how apparently the
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President did not enjoy sixty minutes this week. Kim Olds said,
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I'm sorry you feel that way about sixty minutes, and
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the last thing I want to do is upset you
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at this sensitive time. But I have one more bit
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of entertainment news to share. I have decided to extend
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my contract here at ABC for another year. Our show
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has been renewed until May of twenty twenty seven, or
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until the world ends, whichever comes first. On The Late
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Show with Stephen Colbert Tonight, your guest is Taylor Swift.
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Speaking of Scrubs, Bill Lawrence has a new show coming
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to a We'll have to pay attention to this one.
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It is titled Rooster. It stars Steve Carell. One of
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the co stars John C. McGinley, you know him as
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Doctor Cox. Ten episodes. Rooster is a comedy set on
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a college campus, centering on an author's complicated relationship with
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his daughter. A lot of good pedigree there that should
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be good. Of course, I won't be able to see
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it because my son went to the AT and T
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store and got a new phone and they got rid
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of the free HBO that I had, So I'm not
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happy with my son or the AT and T store.
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I'm gonna have to stand out on the street looking
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through somebody else's window while they're watching HBO and Hope
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the Rooster's on very upset about my FREEHBO going away,
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like very very upset. Oh the Boiler's back. Yeah. I
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called him and I begged him like, will you please come?
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And they came. Man, it was cold here. Sarah Sherman
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has a special on HBO on Friday. Again. I wish
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I could watch it, but you know, hope my son
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enjoys his new phone. She's doing a lot of press.
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I'm saving a lot of the press for Friday when
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the special comes out. But one of the interviews she
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did was with Nylon dot Com and they said, I
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imagine people watch this special and be like, is she okay? Yeah.
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I'm concerned that people are gonna be like, oh, Sarah's
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so funny on Saturday Night Live, and I have no
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idea what they're getting into when they watched this one.
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Sarah said, it's funny. I did a show a couple
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weeks ago when the merch table was in the room,
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so the merch guy saw the whole show. I came
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up to him after the show and he's like, oh
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my god, I thought you were gonna be root and mean,
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but you're nice. I would have hoped that in real life,
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I'm a lot tamer, but the show's an expression of
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some very Jewish neurosis. Embodied some spoilers for the very
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opening Okay spoilers here, I'm not ruining the special for you,
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but apparently the opening sequence. Sarah says, so many stand
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up specials start with the comedian being backstage getting ready,
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and they're in the green room. My version is that
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I'm not in a green room. I'm in a crypt
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and my bones and gour forming. That's my version of
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getting ready a right, so that sets the scene for
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what this thing's gonna be. Sarah said, the show is
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really intense and loud and in your face. It's almost
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like a total sensory experience. So me and the director
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were just like, we don't want that to be flatten
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when people are watching it on their phones on the toilet. Sarah,
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how long does it take you to make a special?
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She says, A really long time. I've been touring for
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ten years and this is my first specials of the
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material has been coming together for a while. Jesus prosthetics
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and said, pitching it to people and being like, I
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know this sounds crazy, but we need a little bit
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of budget to do something because stand up specials are cheap,
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and we're like, but what if it wasn't cheap? That's funny.
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The guys from Please Don't Destroy they have teamed up
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with White Claw Please Don't Destroy has created the Roast
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Host Collection, a new line of holiday essential merch inscribed
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with various tongue in cheek roasts you see. The collection
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was inspired by a recent White Claw survey that found
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that friends who regularly roast each other are nearly twice
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as loyal as seventy eight percent, saying roasting feels playful
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and friendly. The Royal Host Collection includes a serving plotter
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with You're so brave for speaking before thinking, a set
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of four dinner plates also sold individually with lines like
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you couldn't read a room if it had subtitles and
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unsolicited advice is your love language, as well as a
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serving bowl of napkins with equally hilarious inscriptions. Kevin Brady
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is the vice president of marketing for White Claw and said,
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the holidays we're all about laughter, connection and maybe calling
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out your friend who makes the group chat go silent,
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and we love them for that. We're raising a claw
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of the good natured bonding that makes the best friendships
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feel even funnier and hangs more memorable. The roast Ose
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collection of Albot white Claw dot com slash Holiday another
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merch drop coming out today, very exciting. Meanwhile, Ricky Gervas
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is out howking his vodka for some reason. When he
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does it, I find it funny, And when Jim Gaffigan
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does it, I don't know. I think it's that Ricky
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is just blatantly telling you he's trying to make money
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off this thing. But here's Ricky Gervis will take us
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into the break.
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Thanks to everyone who's subscribed to Dutchbarn dot com. If
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you haven't go there, you go into a draw every
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month someone wins a year's supply of vodka and if
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you buy Ginger spiced, we help donkeys. I've also been
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tying up the money I'm going to give to animal
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charities from the tour through a little press release like
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that next week. So yeah, Dutch Barn Mortality Donkeys Very Christmas.
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Out today on the eight hundred pound Gorilla Channel. Luke
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Higgy's tip Rat some more details out of Canada about that.
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Dave Chappelle appearance. I scolded Mike from the Lehman podcast
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on the side. I was like, I thought you people
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were polite. Why are you being rude to Dave Chappelle?
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And it just he apologized because that's what Canadians do.
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Mike feels bad for the entire country being mean to
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Dave Chappelle. Anyway, CETV spoke with one person who says
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she was at the show. Let's hear what she has
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to say. I have made some edits to this for pacing.
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Dave just shut down. He said, like, I've done a
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million shows and this is the first time. I can't
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wait to be off stage.
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Three quarters of the way through. That's when the crowd
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kind of got a little rude. I'll say, yeah, rude.
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He just stood there and he looked at his watch
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and he's like, I could stand here for the remainder
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of the show, for like the next ten minutes that
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we have and like, you guys can just scream at
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me and be ignorant or you know.
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Shane Gillis is a Notre Dame football fan. You may
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have heard that Notre Dame didn't make the college football
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playoff and they were like you know what, we don't
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need to play in any stupid bowl game. We're good.
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Shane was appearing on the Film Guy Network and the
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Notre Dame topic came up. Shane said he set an
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alarm to make sure he didn't sleep through the selection show.
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He was convinced Notre Dame would be in then after
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Alabama showed up with the nine seed. According to Shane,
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once you see the number nine come up and it's Bama,
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that was worse than watching Notre Dame lose a game
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that was terrible. That hurts. Gillis believes there is Bama bias,
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pointing out that Alabama didn't lose any ranking despite losing
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to Georgia twenty eight to seven in the SEC title game.
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Shane said, I understand not penalizing a team for being
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in the conference championship if they're competitive or at least
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don't have minus three yushing yards. But I don't know
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if Alabama was competitive at all. It's the SEC, it's
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the best conference. Technically, Notre Dame didn't really beat anybody.
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But I'm a fan. I want Notre Dame in there.
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If you're not to college football. Notre Dame is an
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independent they're not in any particular conference. Gillis said, it's
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finally catching up my whole life. Everybody's been like, join
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a conference, and he said if Notre Dame does join
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one the Big ten or the SEC would be awesome.
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Never the ACC after they were trayed us this year,
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Notre Dame got screwed. Whatever, We'll be back watching that
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selection show and having your team left out that hurt.
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My day's ruined. And that is your comedy news for today.
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I'll see you tomorrow