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Oh my god, Golden Globes, you're killing me. Lady. Give
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out the stand up comedy war till ten twenty pm.
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I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. We
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actually have some pretty big stories about Bowen Yang and
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John Muliney and David Letterman. We'll do that after the break.
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But the Golden Globes a nice job Nicky Glazer. The
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crowd there clearly likes her. She's both one of them
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but enough of an outsider that she can still land jokes.
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And I thought she just did a great job on
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the monologue. It was a buy the numbers monologue, and
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what I mean it was just a very old school
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you take your time, and you go and George Clooney's here,
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and camera switches to George Clooney, and you tell a
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George Clooney joke and you have some fun with that
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and you go and it's great to see so and so.
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And she did that, and she had the timing down
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and the jokes were well tested, really really good. She
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opened up with a pretty fantastic joke about a listers.
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I cannot believe the amount of star power we have
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in this room tonight. It's insane. There's so many A listers,
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And by A listers, I do mean people who are
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on a list that has been heavily redacted. But yes,
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and the Golden Globe for Best Editing goes to the
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Justice Department.
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But the joke that everybody's talking about is this one.
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I won't even spoil it. Here's Nikki Glazer.
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And the award for most editing goes to CBS News. Yes,
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CBS News America's newest place to see BS News.
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Now, something was going on on the internet last night
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because normally with these things, I can grab like a
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lot of clips on the fly, and I don't know
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if the Golden Globes police were shutting them down. Clips
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were a little hard to come by last night. So
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I don't have a lot of Nikki's monologue for you.
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At one point she made a joke to George Clooney
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about having trouble with her an espresso machine. You may
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recall George did an Espresso DS at some point and
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George laughed at it. And again I keep coming back
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to Joe Johan Taylor Swift and was like, all you
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had to do, Taylor was smile at the joke, which
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is what Looney did. And now everyone's having a good
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time and we move around. We're also some good jokes
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about Leo DiCaprio. Now, Nicki had said that she wasn't
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going to make Leo jokes, but she did. Let's listen.
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You've worked with every great director, You've won three Golden Globes,
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an Oscar and the most impressive thing is that you
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were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend
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turned thirty. I mean, it's just insane. Liam. I'm sorry
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I made that joke. It's cheap, you know what. I
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tried not to. But like, we don't know anything else
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about you, man, Like there's nothing else like open up serious.
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I look, I searched.
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The most in depth interview you've ever given was in
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Teenbeat magazine in nineteen ninety one. Is your favorite? Is
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your favorite food still pasta? Pasta and more pasta? Look
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it up, that's real.
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Leo did smile at them again, Taylor Swift, just smile
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at the camera and don't kill the room. As I
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was prepping the show was interesting. I was sourcing everywhere
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the British tabloids were writing and this is not true.
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I was watching the TV. The British tabloids said that
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the CBS news joke and the A list joke got
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mixed reactions in the room. I don't think so at all.
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I think the British coverage of the Golden Globes is
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a little loaded there. I think the room really liked Nikki.
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During her monologue, she did a joke about Michael B. Jordan.
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I don't have the clip, but she made a good
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joke about Jordan playing two brothers in the movie and
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then said, am I allowed to say that? And then
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she said playing twins and then tagged it with I
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can't believe we got two Michael beat Jordan's. When I
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saw that, I was like Nicky b Jerkin because that
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was awesome. That got Michael B. Jordan's mother can on
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camera making a face. On to the awards, Adam Sandler robbed,
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I'm so upset at this Best Supporting Male Actor in
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a Motion Picture went to stellin Scarsguard, not Adam Sandler
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for his wonnerful performance in Jake Kelly. Now listen to
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Hollywood industry. We need to reward Adam Sandler if he's
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going to be good in things like Jake Kelly and
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uncut gems. We need to reward him or he's just
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going to make Jack and Jill two. Okay, please give
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Adam Sandler an award Oscars. Are you listening? This is
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very important. Gene Smart wins Best Actress in a Television
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Series Musical or Comedy. It's her third win out of
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four nominations for Hacks. Seth Rogan won Best Performance by
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a Male Actor in a Television Series Musical, Comedy or
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Hollywood celebrating themselves. No surprise, Hollywood loves the studio, so
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of course they're going to give it to Seth Rogan.
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As the telecast moved on, if you watched it, there
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were announcers, so not just Nicki hosting, but in and
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out of the commercials or when the winners were walking up,
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they were announcers. So one comment on the internet, Kevin
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Fraser and Mark Malkin are not snappy or funny enough
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to be additive, and they're also too awkward and bland
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to feel like a meaningful way to get more information
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across to the view where they have no point of view.
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What's the purpose of them? I think that review nailed it.
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Kevin Fraser was okay. Mark Malcolm was awful. As they
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headed into the Best Podcast Award, there was a bit
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about podcasts, the crux of the joke being the podcast
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of a lot of commercials, and my friend Mark texted
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me he thought it was funny. I thought the bit
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was completely flat. We see Nicki Glazer in her car
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listening to podcasts and Mark Maren makes an appearance. Shocking. Actually,
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I can't believe they got Maren to do that. And
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Maren like knocks on the window or something and tries
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to sell her something like a podcast ad. I can't
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believe they got Maren to do that. The people in
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the room, the Hollywood elite us with the thirty thousand
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dollars gift bags, listen to Saturday Show if you missed that.
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They didn't seem to like that podcast was an award.
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Like when they gave out the nominees, it was half clapping.
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Probably people went to the bathroom. The winner, Amy Poehler
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for Best Podcast. No, I thought this was fun. Around
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nine thirty three PM, I texted Mark and I wrote,
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the show's dragging. If I'm producing this, I'm grabbing the
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Best Stand Up envelope and I'm running Kevin Hart and
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presenting that award next to get Kevin up there to
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give some energy to the show. Well, they didn't quite
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take my note. But at nine thirty eight pm Eastern,
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the next presenter was indeed Kevin Hart, and I was excited.
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I'm like, oh, Kevin Hart, but he didn't really bring
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any energy to the stage. But finally, finally, at ten
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twenty pm, Wanna Sykes came up to give the award
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to Best Stand Up. The nominees were Bill Mahers, Is
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anyone else seeing this? Brett Goldstein's The Second Best Night
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of Your Life? Kevin Hart's Acting, My Age, Kamil nan
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Gianni's Night Thoughts, Sarah Silverman's post Mortem, and Ricky Gervai's Mortality. Now,
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Wanna gets up and she kind of annoyed me. She
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made a comment that people would be ticked that a
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black queer woman was doing the job of two mediocre
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white guys. Who's saying that? Wanda like, who's actually saying that?
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Who is actually sitting home going you know? Uh JC
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and throws their mote across the room. I can't believe
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Wanda Sykes is presenting an award who's actually doing that?
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Wanda Sykes like, I did not appreciate that comment at all. Then,
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as she read the nominee, thanked Ricky Gervas for not
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being there, because if Ricky were to win, she would
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get to accept on his behalf and then she would
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have Ricky, thank God, and the trance community, which was
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kind of funny. And the winner is Ricky Gervais, which
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was totally anti climactic because he wasn't in the room.
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So all I was at ten twenty pm, I'll share
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on tomorrow's show what Ricky Gervas had to say. We'll
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take the break here and then we'll come back. We'll
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talk about Letterman and Mulaney and oh and the whole
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Bowen Yang thing. This was the whole thing over the weekend,
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all right, be right back. Coming up at noon Eastern today,
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Comedy Survivor Week one results and we'll start off week two.
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As of neon Eastern. You'll be able to vote in
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the Facebook group. You'll find a cartoon of me eliminating
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the torch of the person who has been eliminated. I mean,
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of course you go the Facebook group before that and
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just count the vote yourself, but that's not fun. So
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the reveal is at noon today in this very feed. Okay,
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there was a big thing over the weekend. People basically
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canceled Bowen Yang. I went out for like two hours
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on Friday afternoon, and I came back and I saw
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Bowen Yang had been canceled. I'm like, what even happened?
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And I'm still not entirely sure. So as I'm reading
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this news article, the Lost Culturist's podcast host had discussed
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various politicians. Matt Rogers ripped into Gavin Newsom, saying that
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Newsom needed to get vocal surgery if he wanted to
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run for president. And I think it was Rogers who
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said he was turned off anytime a politician is making
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it too obviously about themselves. That led to a conversation
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about Representative Jasmine Crockett, who is running for Senate in Texas.
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The Lost Caltesa's host apparently urged their listeners not to
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donate to kroc Us senate campaign. Rogers said, quote and
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don't waste your money, sending to Jasmine Crockett, do not
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do it. Don't do it. You're gonna waste your money.
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Bow and Yang apparently agreed, saying money was quote hard
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enough to come by. Rogers then pivoted the conversation back
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to Newsom and that it just blew up the internet.
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The gist of the criticism was that they were putting
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down a black woman in an already hostile political environment.
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This got heated enough that the Boy's backpedaled. Matt Rogers posted,
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transparency and candor matter to me, especially on the podcast.
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I'm a very progressive person who cares deeply about winning
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these elections. But my phrasing was not right. I will
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be more thoughtful exclamation point. I really do promise. I
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have great respect and admiration for Representative Crockett, and I
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regret that my words suggested otherwise. Bo and Yang said
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that he himself should not have waited on this and
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promised that he would use his platform more responsibly moving forward. Now.
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Once they apologize, then the conversation online. People seem to
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be mad now that the show's called Lost Culture Teresa's
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because neither host is Hispanic. And so I looked at
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this up Lost culturesas has been around since May of
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twenty sixteen. You had time. If you were mad about
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the name, you had time to bring it up before
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this weekend. It's just called lost culturesas come on people.
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David Letterman went on that barbar gaines thing he does
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sometimes when he feels like saying something but doesn't feel
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like producing is something proper. He had some thoughts about
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the President of the United States.
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Let's talk a little bit about Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, I
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love Jimmy Kimmel too. Here's the thing what people don't
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understand is Jimmy Kimmel single handedly brought the people at
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Disney and all of those other network television owners to
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their knees. Jimmy Kimmel single handedly.
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Made them critics a critic show, made them seem and
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appeared to be the fools they are, and continues to
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call attention to the plight.
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And also Seth Myers, he's very good, and I'm telling
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you we're running out of places where you hear these voices.
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And Stephen Colbert in that franchise audios, and let me
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just say one thing. If we had a president who
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was a Republican I'm sorry, who was a Democrat. Let's
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just say, if we had a president who was a
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Democrat and behave the way this Republican president is behaving,
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Jimmy would be attacking the Democrat president just as much
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as he attacks, So it's not like it's all politically driven.
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It's driven by the behavior of the person in the office.
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David Letterman was also not kind about CBS.
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By the way, what about those idiots at CBS. The
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CBS News is a record bill just gone CBS News
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for decades, going back in the world World War two.
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Before World War Two, they would be ed Murrow would
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be broadcasting the Blintz of London from the rooftop of
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buildings in London than for CBS Radio. And it was
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that mentality that drove the integrity of CBS News that
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has been trampled on, pissed on, and eviscerated by these
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idiots that have taken it over. And I'm at a
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point now where it really is hurting my feelings because
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I'm sick and tired of people saying, oh wait to
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those midterms kids. We're far downstream of the midterms having
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any effect on this.
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And I'll tell you if it weren't ten thirty seven
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PM on a Sunday night. And by the way, Johnny
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Mack had to do an airport run at six thirty
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am on Sunday. I would probably have a lot more
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to say about David Hdman, but I'm getting a little tired,
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so let's add for home here. John mulaney postponed his
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shows in Minneapolis over the weekend. This is another thing
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that when I'm awake, I should probably discuss properly. On
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Tuesday show, John Malani canceled his shows in Minneapolis over
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the weekend as protests continued across the city condemning the