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Caloroga Shark Media. It's god buried, sweeted. Southwest Airlines is
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going to offer signed seats. What's next? Colin Quinn offering
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good jokes hashtag Mike drop hashtag best one yet. Colin
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Quinn responded, finally hitting your sweet spot airline jokes and Hello,
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. A little
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kerfluffel movie Web covered this story. Now they opened with
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renowned stand up comic Godfrey. Let's just stop there. Renowned.
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Let's get the lawyers in here. What's a legal definition
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of renowned? Renowned adjective known or talked about by many
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people famous? Hmm I guess I digress movie web rights
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renowned stand up commeding Godfrey. He took to his Instagram
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page to address the return of Robert Downey Junior to Marvel.
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Did you see this Robert Downey Junior. Oh man, he's
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going to be doctor Doom. He's not being iron Man,
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He's being doctor Doom. Godfrey calls out the fact that
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Downey as a criminal record and says that white actors
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are afforded more chances for redemption within the industry. Godfrey
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feels that Jonathan Majors is quote getting a raw deal
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and questions why he can't be forgiven in the same
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way that Downey Junior was forgiven. You may know that
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Jonathan Majors was going to play Kang, and Kang was
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going to be the whole lynchpin of whatever phase we're
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up to in the Marvel universe, and then there was
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some legal stuff we'll get into, and they've moved to
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a different plan Godfrey. He says he doesn't want to
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make it about race, but on more than one occasion
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points out the differences in how white actors are treated
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in this position when compared to black actors. Movie Web wrote,
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Downey Junior's past is no secret. The actor struggled for
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years with drug addiction. He was arrested on more than
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one occasion for drug and gun possession. After a stint
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on Ally McBee all, he was fired from the show
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in two thousand and one following additional drug chargers. He
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was ordered to stay in a drug treatment program. Following
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the arrest, Downey says that was the wake up call
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he needed and has been sober since two thousand and three.
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Movie webrights Jonathan Major's issues arose when he was arrested
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in twenty twenty three after allegedly physically assaulting his girlfriend.
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Following his rest, Majors was dropped from several projects and endorsements,
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and when he was ultimately found guilty of assaulting harassment,
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he was dropped from the MCU. Jonathan Majors was asked
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by TMZ if he was hurt by the new direction
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Marvel was taken. He said, yeah, heartbreak, and of course
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I love Kang. Doctor Doom is wicked, though I think
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it's fair that mister Downey is being and has been
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greeted with patience and curiosity and love, and he's being
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allowed to work and be creative at that level. I
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didn't really get that, and PR caught up with Nicki Glazer,
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who said, my only motivation for what I write and
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what I say on stage is to make people laugh,
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but also be honest and say to the thing that
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I'm frustrated more people aren't saying. I found stand up
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as a rebellion all those kinds of awkward, silent moments.
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Sex is a recurring theme throughout her stand up. She
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attributes that to the fears she felt about sex when
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she was younger, quoting NICKI that I was going to
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be bad at it, that I was going to get
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made fun of, that I was going to do it
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all wrong. She hopes her comedy feels an information void
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that young women face. The place is where we find
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out about sex. Either sex had class or porn, and
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there's nothing in between, and neither of those are really
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realistic representations of sex. As for the roast, I don't
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know why anybody signs up to be roasted. In terms
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of Tom Brady, because he said yes to it. It's
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kind of like, unless you tell me things are off limits,
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I'm gonna go there. I have license, I have your consent.
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I can't believe the places my mind will go to.
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I really do have to do kind of a cleanse
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after I write for a roast, because my mind is
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in such a bad place where I'm just constantly thinking
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the worst thing about someone, looking at pictures of them,
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thinking what is something I can think about that's gonna
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haunt them for the rest of their life because I'm
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going to reveal to everyone. It's a disgusting place to
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write from, but that's the job time out. I kinda
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get that when I was at Serious and we were
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in the comedy environment all day, my brain would just
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like riff jokes or riff banter with the gang, and
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then I'd come home and my brain would still be
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in that mode, and my wife would look at me, like,
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why you're being such a jerk, And it was just
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because I was likeff riff riff. So I kind of
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see where your mind gets in a particular phase and
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you can't snap out of it. Nicky Glazer tells the story.
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It was Sybil Shepherd at the roast of Bruce Willis.
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She said, I saw Nicki before the show. I walked
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into the bathroom and I saw her from behind and
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I go, oh, my god, look at this model. And
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then she turned around and I go, oh, she's a comedian.
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Nicki says, that really really stung, because I have so
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many insecurities about my face and it's not good enough.
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And that's why I'm a comedian is because I wish
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I could be pretty. It's like that one hurt, and
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then the laughter that follows is the kicker as well,
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where you go, oh, that might be true. You just
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put on a happy face and then you don't think
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about it until the car ride home, where you're like
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despondently looking out the window, and everyone around you was like,
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that was so amazing tonight, and you're like, but like
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the thing that Tony Hinchcliffe said, do you think that
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comes from a real place. I've cried out, I think
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at two of the three roast after parties because my
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feeling's getting hurt. And then after the roast of Bruce Willis,
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I got a ton of stuff injected in my face
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and laser stuff done to fix what Sybil saw as
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for her own comedy. I think that what I intend
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is just to say what's honest and what's funny to me,
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and it's always interesting to hear how people perceive or
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take my comedy. Tasteless is totally fine, but it's a
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word that no one aspires to be. But I can't
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refute it. I don't love people getting offended. I think
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sometimes because of the nature of what I talk about,
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people think that I enjoy if people leave a show
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and are scoffing at things or growing at things. All
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I want is people to like me, really, and it's
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a weird approach to achieve that. I've worked in many aspects,
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but it's been a roundabout kind of way of getting there.
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But really it's the underlining motivation that's like just like me,
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which I think is most comedians. So I got an
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invitation from Deacon Mike. You guys have heard me talk
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about my friend Deacon Mike from time to time, and
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it's like, hey man, why don't you come out to Cleveland.
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It's the Church street Fair? And I had it right back, Mike, Dude,
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I'm not doing that, and he's like why not? And
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I'm like, Joe Rogan Live on Netflix tonight. I already
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miss Kat Williams. How many times do you expect me
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to drive out to Cleveland for one of your events?
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I like a street fair, sausage and peppers are good,
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but I'm not driving seven hours, dude. Joe Rogan Burn
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the Boats live on Netflix tonight. Is there any buzz
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about it? No? None at all. All right, let's check
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in on the festivals. It's laugh out Loveland. When we
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last checked in, Dan Bublets Junior had scheduled a whole
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bunch of shows at places that would serve me beverages.
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I see we're just trying to do there. So tonight, No,
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it's not even tonight, it's one pm. Dan, come on, man,
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laugh out. Loveland presents Interrogation, True Crime Stories with Corey David.
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That's at Black and Blues Music and Bruise. All right,
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Dan's got me having some bruise at one PM. The
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next show's at four. Dude, you're killing me. Laugh out.
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Loveland presents VIPs only, And if I go to Loveland,
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I better be a VIP. Dan. I'm just saying, stand
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up comedy showcase featuring Shanee Ross. So we've got Shaney
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plus Dan himself performing at this one and five other comedians.
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This at the mead Kreeger Metery, not Meterri. I didn't
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swallow the tea there, like from Queen's Metai with a
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d ooh. I'm googling the mead Kreeker Metery serves Northern
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Colorado's best old Norse mead. You know, guys, you could
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probably go a little wider than Northern Colorado's best Norse mead.
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Maybe Southern Colorado is a great place, but like I'll
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guarantee from here, you've got New Jersey's best old Norse mead.
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Let's click on about our meat as we totally digress.
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On a Saturday, traditional oak barrel aged and infused. Our
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traditional meat is our flexship product we pride ourselves on.
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It's one of a kind, smooth and balanced flavor, perfect
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for every day and every occasion. Say you're at a
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comedy festival and you've already been drinking for three hours,
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and now you're at this one. You're gonna sit through
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seven comedians, and whoever you're with it goes, Hey, you
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want to drink. You're gonna say, yeah, their meat starts
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with quality ingredients. They only choose the finest honey sourced
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in beautiful Colorado food menu, meat and cheese plate, nice
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and basic. I would do that in salami, cheeses, crackers, veggies,
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and fruit. Some wrench dip done. And then you're gonna go, hey,
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you want to get chips, and I'm gonna go quarantitea
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chip serves with medium salsa. Sure, let's get it. And
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then the waitress is gonna go, you want dessert, And
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I'm gonna be like, what do you have? And she's
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gonna say Bevca's ginger cookies And I'm gonna what's that?
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She'll say, the best ginger cookies, soft, not too sweet,
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and delicious, and I'm gonna go m no, I'm okay.
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So that's the four o'clock show. Then it's six point fifteen.
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So if seven comedians at four o'clock, we're gonna go
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straight to the next show, This one at sky Bear Brewing,
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or mind you, we've been drinking since one o'clock. It's
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the laugh Out Loveland Comedy Showcase featuring Rosalie Rosalie plus
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one two, three, four five six more comedians. Another show
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at eight thirty, This one at Verboten Brewing. Another comedy
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showcase featuring Georgia Comstock and one, two, three, four five
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six more comedians. All right, that's at eight thirty. So
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now it's gonna be on eleven. And I've been drinking
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since one. Boy, if you see me in the back
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there half asleep, it's not because you're not funny. Also,
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today the Lucy Olball Comedy Festival continues. Driney was nice
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enough to invite me up there. I couldn't go this weekend.
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My daughter isn't a musical all weekend, so I want
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to go to her shows. As much as I would
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have liked to see Nate Bergatzy and possibly could have
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even met at Nate Bergatsey, I've never met Nate. He's
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playing at eight o'clock tonight and he's in an arena,
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so you don't have to drink for seven hours to
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see Nate. Billboard just did a big profile of Nate.
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Two said, the world is serious. There's plenty of people
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in information. You can go to whatever you want to
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go get. You don't need me to add to that.
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What I believe I need to do is be entertainment
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you can go to as an entire family. He says.
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Some of his favorite moments and when he looks out
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into the audience and sees multiple generations sitting together. I
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love when I can see a family sitting there, and
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if I start talking about my age, I can see
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the whole family, look at the dead or look at
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the mom. And when I talk about my parents, see
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them look at the grandparents. I love the connection. They're like,
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that's you or that's me. That's the best part. In
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the La Times profile, the Groundling Theater in La it's
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their fiftieth anniversary, Time Flies. I was out there for
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their thirtieth anniversary and a particular story that night, I
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was out with my boss until I don't know one
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in the morning Pacific time, and I woke up the
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next morning we were on the West coast and found
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out that Sirius had hired Howard Stern. It's twenty years
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ago now, the fiftieth anniversary. Originally founded in nineteen seventy
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four by Gary Austen as an improv workshop, the Groundlings
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has continued. In the words of Bob Odenkirk, they're inspired
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silliness for five decades. Bob is an alumni of Second City,
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and he says, I was mad at the Groundlings for
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breaking the rules, but also for being so effing funny.
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There's something to be said for two different schools. In
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the end, my heart's a little bit more with the
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Groundlings and the freedom to be silly funny. I love silliness,
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especially now. And Johnny Mack has blown out his voice.
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Can you hear it? And so that's your comedy news
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for today. See you tomorrow.