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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news, The Golden Globes, Arizon, CBS, Sunday night
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at eight pm. Your host is Nicki Glazer. Nicki got
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a flowing a cover piece from The Hollywood Reporter. They asked, Nikki,
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what's the most interesting or surprising feedback you've gotten in
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the year since you first hosted. Nicki said that it
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was all positive. It kind of tripped me up. Usually
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you do something, there's a couple of people who don't
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like what you did, or a couple flaws they could find,
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and it was universally appreciated and well reviewed. I'm not
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used to that. I don't like that. It only sets
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me up for failure. She's gonna have a great weekend,
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huge weekend. And I avoid watching it again because I
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lived it. But I just went back and watched it
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two days ago to remind myself of what I liked,
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what I didn't like. Well, damn, I kind of nailed it. It
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scares me because that was kind of lightning in a bottle.
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I got really lucky with some of the nominees. Everything
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worked out, so it's a high barm kind of screwed.
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Now she was almost immediately renewed. The Hollywood Reporter was
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curious when did she first write down an idea of
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something she might include this year. Nikki said, honestly, I
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didn't allow myself until December first. I take my special
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at the end of October. Then I went right into
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SNL after I needed to take the month off and
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just breathe. December first, right after Thanksgiving, we got right
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into it. The nominees don't come out until December eighth,
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so that's when you really get cooking. She talked about
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her SNL hosting gig and said, what was remarkable to
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me is that they treat each show like as the
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fiftieth anniversary. I felt like everybody was excited as I am.
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And when I learned from how I usually do things
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is that I had to let go a lot. I
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had to realize I don't know better than any these people,
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and I can suggest things, but in the end, just
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let go and don't be scared to be foolish. So
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much of stand up is looking cool and being yourself.
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I don't get too much into characters and making myself
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look silly, and I felt like that was a really
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great opportunity to try stuff I hadn't done before and
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admit that I'm kind of a novice in this world
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and that's okay, and I can't wait to do it again.
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I don't know she's getting get invited back. We talked
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about in The Good Nights. It seemed like the cast
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none of them walked up to her, and that led
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to me and some of the listeners analyzing The Good
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Nights every week and some of the other guest hosts
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got a lot of hugs and it just seemed like
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they iced Nicky wasn't in the room. Don't know what's
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going on, but someone had picked up on that and
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put it in my brain. And then I went back
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and looked at the clip and I was like, Yeah,
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NICKI talked about imposter syndrome being embedded in her soul.
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I think more people should have it. Though we've all
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been so lucky, anyone who's made a career in this
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has made an extreme amount of luck. Just knowing the
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right people, let's say that fifty times. Just knowing the
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right people For anybody trying to get into this, just
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knowing the right people, that's what matters. Get the right
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agent impressing the right people, making good impression in a
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moment where they didn't know it mattered. So instead of
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thinking I don't deserve this, I'm trying to turn my
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imposter syndrome into I'm so grateful this is my life.
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I just watched this clip by Ricky Gervais. He wanted
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to remind himself he's like the court jester. The court
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jester is allowed to make fun of the King and
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Queen because he's so clearly not the King and Queen,
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and they know he's not. He's one of the plebs.
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It's good to know I'm not one of these A
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listers and I don't feel like I'm one of them.
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That gives me license to me fun of them a
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little bit more. The Holly reporter said, didn't they execute
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court jesters? Nicky said, I look forward to that. Die young,
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as long as I look good with my head rolling
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down to whatever. The Holly reporter asked her about her homework.
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Have you watched everything? Nicky said, you can't watch everything,
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and you certainly can't listen to all the podcasts. It's
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like six podcasts. You can listen to six podcasts. Then
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the Hollywood Reporter spoiled one of the movies that I
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haven't seen yet. Why would you do that. I'm not
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gonna spoil it, fee you're safe. But they just blatantly
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threw a spoiler in the middle of this article. What
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are you doing? The article is not about the movie,
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so it's not like I clicked on an article about
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the movie. They're talking about the Golden Globes in one
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of the nominated movies, and they threw out a major spoiler.
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What are you doing? Come on, stupid Hollywood reporter jerks.
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They talked about the erosion of the monoculture. Nicky said,
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people don't know what the hell Jake Kelly is. They
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know George Clooney, so you wind up making a lot
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of jokes about the advertisements and the endorsements these people do.
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People might not know Kevin Hart's special, but they know
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he's talking about DraftKings. You have to find what everybody knows. Honestly,
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there isn't anything that everyone watches. There was Wicked last year,
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Wicked for Good, not as many people saw, so there's
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not as much to say about it. I did a
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Venezuela reference at a show last night, and half the
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crowds like, what does that mean? It's not showing up.
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People aren't even getting news man, it's depressing. Parade asked
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Nicki Glazer. When you're doing your monologue, how do you
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toe the line between roasting and toasting? I see what
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you did there. Nicki said. The most delicate balance to
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strike is giving the audience at home what they want,
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which is seeing celebrities get taken down a couple notches.
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But people sign up for roasts and they're asking for it.
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This is not a roast. I want these stars to
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feel safe and appreciated. A lot of the jokes I
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want to do will be on the cutting room floor.
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Parade asked her, what's up with a new podcast category?
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Nicki said, I love podcasts. I owe all lots of podcasts,
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but it's a shock that you know we're honoring podcasts
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before documentaries. I'm excited for next year's YouTube nominees being best. Muckbang. Now,
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I had to look up muckbang. Maybe I'm the last
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one I know about this, but I googled and I'm
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told muckbang is a popular online trend originating in South Korea,
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where host eats large quantities of food on camera, often
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interacting with a live audience, combining eating with entertainment, social connection,
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and sometimes these video broadcasts feature hosts consuming everything from
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spicy noodles and pizza to seafood boils, either prerecorded or
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live on platforms like YouTube and TikTok. Any parting words, Nikki,
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she said, watch the Golden Globes. I'm gonna need the
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audience at home to laugh because the audience of the
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room might not get some of the jokes. Yeah, I mean,
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if Taylor Swift's there, stay away. That's all I'm gonna say.
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The woman cannot take a joke. The Golden Globes. There
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on CBS from eight to eleven pm Eastern, Johnny Mack
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will be double screening because there's a football playoff game. Then, uh,
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probably around halftime, I'll come here into the studio and
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record Monday's podcast for you. Monday morning will be a
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recap of the Golden Globes. Monday at noon will be
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the kickoff of Week two of Comedy survivor some comedy
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related nominees for the Golden Globes Best Special, Ricky Gervai's Mortality,
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Bill Maher, Is anyone else seeing this? Britt Goldstein the
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Second Best Night of Your Life, Kevin Hart's Acting, My Age,
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Sarah Silverman's post Mortem, and Cameil Nanjianni's Thoughts Now Adam
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Those I have Kevin Hard as my number two Special
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of twenty twenty five, but I want to give the
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award to Sarah Silverman's post Mortem. I think from an
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award standpoint, that is the best one. The nominees for
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Best Podcast Armchair Expert with Dak Shepard, Call Her Daddy Good,
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Hang with Amy Poehler Slam Dunk Amy, you might as
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well start walking up to the stage now, the Mel
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Robbins podcast SmartLess and Up First. Celebrity presenters this year
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include George Clooney, He's in that Jay Kelly movie with
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Adam Sandler, The Great Germanic Actor Ope, Adam cleans Up,
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Jennifer Gorner, Jod Appatow, Julia Roberts, Catherine han Keegan, Michael
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Key from the Macpack, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Hart, He's just
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back from the Red Comedy Festival, Miley Cyrus, I'm not
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reading everybody, Snoop Dogg, Want of Sykes, Will Arnett, Zoe Kravitz.
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If you are a winner or a presenter, at the
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Golden Globes, you get a swag bag. The rob Report
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curates these and calls them the Ultimate Gift Bag. Last year,
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people got things like a five day yacht charter through
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the Coral Triangle in Indiany, Asia, as well as a
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Nordic Trac treadmill worth fifteen thousand dollars. Does anybody have
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the clip from George Carlin saying it's a big club
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and you ain't in it. So while all these celebrities
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are up there acting like they're just normal folks like
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you and I, yeah, let me know. When you went
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a five day yacht charter through the Coral Triangle, One
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participant received a wine tasting and dinner experience in Bordeaux, France,
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valued at two hundred and seventy two thousand dollars. This year,
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your bag is an Atlas Bespoke signature Duffel Bag. The
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bag comes with the Ultimate Gift Book, which helps recipients
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review and select offerings tailored to their personal interest. Jeez,
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this is a whole other world, all right. Some of
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the things you can get a Bow Domain skincare set
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that runs you two hundred and seventy three dollars. Well,
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It doesn't run you anything. You just get to click
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of box and you get this. The cell Cosmet skincare
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set valued at four forty five. Current body skin led
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hair Growth Helmet valued at eight sixty Which celebrity is
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gonna go? Yeah, can use some help with my hair.
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The Elysium Health one year basis supplement subscription valued a
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five one cent of choice from Perfume Head valued at
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six point fifteen a southeast by Bernadeaux Porcelain La crem
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I'm sure I pronounced that right, valued at six forty
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The Trunk Luxury spa box leave it in four sixty five.
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The Signet twenty two and seventy seven bottle set with
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Martini and Rocks glasses five hundred dollars. So far, the
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only things I'm interested in are the yacht and the treadmill.
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I don't want any of those other things. Oh here's
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another yacht. I spoke too soon, The Celestia Fincy five
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day luxury yacht charter through Indonesia, valued at sixty grand.
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I'll take that please. Now this next list are offered
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to some winners and presenters. Now I wonder how that works?
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Are they? Like? All right? Who won? George Clooney. Okay,
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so offered George Clooney the Casa Belamore Beach Fund via
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Stay at San Jose del Caabo, Mexico. That's valued at
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twenty five grand. That'll go to five recipients. Okay, who
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won best podcast? Oh it's the guys from Up First. Yeah,
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let's non invite them to hang out with George Clooney
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at Cosa Bella Moore. Give them some of the perfume, like,
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does that had this works? That has to be how
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this works? Right? Three recipients will get the conradt Co
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Samui royal Va Stay. Hey, should we invite the up
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First guys and want to invite Justin Bateman? Oh okay,
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how about the Conrad Maldive's Rangali Island Ocean Pavilion Stay.
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Five recipients will get that. That's valued seventy thousand. I
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was thinking to give you that to the guys from
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up First. Should we invite No? No, I want you
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invite Sandler to that one. Okay? The Conrad Singapore Orchard
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Premium Sweet Stay, valued at twelve grand. Three recipients get that.
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How about we hook up the up First guys with that?
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Swegetive nan and what do you see if ab Polar
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wants to do that? Oh okay, the flock Hill Rokai
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Minarets at New Zealand Luxury Lodge Stay goes to one
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recipient thirty one, three hundred and seven dollars. I like
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how they runted that off? Should we get that to
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the up first guys? Nah, because you know we only
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have one and they are a whole team, so let's
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not offend them. Oh there's more. The Fully Entertainment Group
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New Zealand Estate Stay and Private Winemaker Dinner twenty recipients.
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That's valued a fourteen four fifty. Now how does this work?
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Do We all go to the after party and it's like, hey,
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what did you get in your bag? And you're like, oh,
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I got the uh Mandappa Ritz Carlton Reserve in Bali.
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I heard three of us got that. It's probably a
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fifty eight hundred. How about you? Oh yeah, I got
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the Natural Hotel in Austria. Five of us got that
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for eleven thousand and five hundred. How about you, Johnny Mack?
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I got a rock? Like? Is that how this works? Hey?
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Up first guys? Oh yeah, I got some perfume. Oh yeah,
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I got that too, but I also got the Roberport
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twenty twenty seven vehicle test drive at the Concourse Club.
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One recipient got that and that was me. That's probably
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to thirty one thousand, four hundred. I mean, listen to this.
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Do you hear how out of touch any of this is?
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So when you're watching the Gold and Globe Sunday Night anything,
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any of these people are normal. They're not. This is
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what they're doing. They're getting a bag, and one recipient's
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bag will have the Roundhill Rotel and VS stay in Jamaica,
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valued at thirty grand, and six other people will have
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the reserve at Grace Bay Beachfront v in Turks and Caicos,
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valued at fifty grand. How long have I been reading
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this list? This is insane? Oh my god, I'm scrolling that.
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I can't even continue this bit. There's so many here,
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I'm gonna fly through it. Bali Panoramic view, Waldorf Astoria, Bangkok,
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Waldorf Astoria, Maldives, Behind the scenes, WEC race access and