Nikki Glaser Roasts Ben Affleck's Roast Performance PLUS Tom Segura's Abu Dhabi Adventure,

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Callaroga, Shark Media, Yellow Jenny
mag with your daily comedy News. Two

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good ones from Late Night, Jimmy
Kimmel talking about Trump demanding Biden take a

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drug test before the debates. What
are they gonna do? Test them for?

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Sasprilla? Love it, Colbert,
They really wanted to delay the debate,

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waiting for two old men to pee. John Stewart told a story about

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when his old talk show was canceled, not the Daily Show. Remember he

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had one in New York, was
on Channel eleven. Nobody watched it.

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Stuart said, we were all very
sad, and when your name is on

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it and they tell you to get
out of the building, it's very hurtful.

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But David Letterman had some advice for
the then up and comer. On

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the final show. Letterman said to
me, don't confuse cancelation with failure.

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And I thought that was a really
interesting and then in the commercial break he

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said, although this is also a
failure. Hey, Dave had a failed

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daytime talk show. I wish the
clips of that would surface. I think

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I saw it once back in nineteen
eighty two. Must be somewhere somebody showed

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those. I mad at myself.
I had this story yesterday. I remember

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a slow news story day when I
kind of checked and jive for twelve minutes.

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I had this one, and I
forgot to actually do it. Nikki

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Glazer has been ripping on Ben Affleck
for Ben's terrible appearance at the Netflix Tom

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Brady Roast. She told the barstool
folks, I haven't watched it again like

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how it looks, because I don't
like to watch people bomb. He didn't

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prepare. He's someone who's famous enough
he probably thinks it's beneath him to do

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it, Like I'm just gonna do
a favorite. It's not gonna be that

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big a deal. And then you
do it and you go, oh,

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this is way bigger than I thought
it was gonna be. I'm just kind

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of phoning it in. He probably
had a picture the writers probably like maybe

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I'd do an angle or a man
about tweets, because that's his thing.

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Affleck said live on stage, I
don't think I'll ever get this chance again.

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I'm probably never gonna work again.
Actually, after tonight, you guys

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out there talking crap all night behind
your keyboard. That doesn't make you a

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fan, That makes you a B
word, Glazer said, there were so

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many jokes that didn't get used that
could have filled up an entire set of

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his that would have been amazing.
But either they couldn't get him on the

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phone enough to work something out where
he didn't practice enough, or he just

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picked a bad premise and then he
had to stick to it the whole time.

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It didn't work right, so it's
not gonna work later. If you

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joke bombs, you're onto the next
one. That's probably what he should have

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done. A couple specials were announced. Netflix is set the premiere for Keith

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Robinson in Different Strokes Tuesday, June
eleventh. One hour special, Robinson will

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share raw personal stories from the aftermath
of two life altering strokes, one in

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twenty sixteen one in twenty twenty,
as well as insight into his recovery and

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the challenges he's faced while navigating his
new disabilities. In his statement, he

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said coming up with the title Different
Strokes was a stroke of genius, stupidity

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mixed with perseverance. I love making
this special and thanks to all who helped

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make it happen. It is his
second special for Netflix. Apparently, he

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had one in twenty fourteen called Kevin
Hart Presents Keith Robinson. Sal Volcano will

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put one out on the eight hundred
pound Gerrilla channel on YouTube eight Pacific on

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May thirty first. I think May
thirty first is next Friday, eight am.

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Release on a Friday in summer.
Not sure anyone thought that out.

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Release it on a Tuesday, dude. We are told it's unclear what he

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discusses in the special a mystery,
but it is said to offer a fresh

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perspective on his hysterical real life experiences. Filmed at the VIC Theater in Chicago.

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Great theater. It's executive produced by
Ari Shaffir. That's cool. It's

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for the launchtime and the we're not
telling you what it's about. Not sure

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this pr strategy has been thought through, but we'll see. Steve Carell,

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he's doing a new show. I
have some thoughts about this. At the

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back end, the eleven time Emmy
Award nominee is set to star in and

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executive produce a new comedy series ordered
by HBO. Bill Lawrence is attached to

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this. You know Bill Lawrence from
Scrubs and some other stuff. Ted Lasso,

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Yeah that was pretty popular, so
great pedigree there. Bill Lawrence says,

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HBO has long been a standard bearer
of quality TV. Getting to do

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a show there with Steve Corell is
an immediate career highlight. Nothing can go

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wrong now. A suit gave a
quote the combination of Steve Carell and Bill

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Lawrence promises to be full of great
laughs, warmth, and charm. We're

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thrilled to be the home for this
long overdue collaboration. I was working on

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something here at the podcast company and
someone drafted a press release and there was

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a placeholder quote attributed to me,
and I'm like, I'm not quote unquote

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saying that I will get destroyed in
the media. So I crossed it out

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and they gave me a couple of
days to come up with it in my

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own quote, and I couldn't come
up with anything that didn't sound like me

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going, you know, the combination
of Steve Carell and Bill Horn's promises to

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be full of great li Like,
I just didn't want to sound like that,

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And you can't give a quip quote
in my normal style, like I

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can't say. John McDermott said,
yeah, sounds cool, Like you can't

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put that at press lease. So
I just said, how about I'm not

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in the press release at all.
So that's why we went with Steve Carell,

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best known for being the lead in
the Netflix comedy series Space Force.

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He also briefly appeared as Michael Scott
in something called The Office. Hey,

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Steve, let me give you some
advice here. You're looking to star in

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a sitcom, presumably so that people
can laugh and you make a lot of

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money. Right, that seems to
be the idea. Here's an idea.

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It's called the Office reboot. How
about it? Michael Scott moves back from

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Denver, moves back to Scranton because
reasons, paper company reasons. I'm sure

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that would do well. Why are
we messing around? Little controversy SNL being

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accused once again of stealing an idea
On the most recent episode, Jake Gillenhall

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and musical guest Sabrina Carpenter starretist Fred
and Daphne from Scooby Doo. Sarah Sherman

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and Mikey Day played Velma and Shaggy. In the sketch spoilers, the shadow

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Phantom is revealed to be a bitter
old man played by James Austin Johnson,

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so Fred rips his mask off.
We've all seen that bit. Then he

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rips off a second mask. But
it's not a second mask, it's the

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guy's actual face. Some Internet sleuths
pointed out this is very similar to a

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twenty sixteen Nerdist comedy short called Scooby
Don't, which found the Scooby Doo gang

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reducing a villain's face to a bloody
mess. The director of Scooby Don't,

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Andrew Bowser, pointed out the similarities
on social media, suggest Daden he had

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directed this sketch seven years ago.
Got a really strange note in the Facebook

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group, which is Daily Comedy News
Podcast group. I don't know what to

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make of it, Ellen wrote,
I've been listening to DC every day for

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about a year. Decided to join
the group. What that's awesome, Ellen,

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We welcome you. We're glad you're
here, Thank you for listening.

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Truly appreciate you listening every day.
I decided to join the group solely based

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on the Bob's Burgers focus on today's
show. Oh that's good, because you

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know I am very outspoken about the
Bob's Burgers hoax. Again, if you're

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a new listener, two questions.
Have you ever seen Bob's Burgers? Know?

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Have you ever met anyone who has
seeing Bob's Burgers. The answer is

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also know it's weird. I don't
know what the hoax is about. It's

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probably like a four Chan kind of
thing. I don't get it that Ellen

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wrote I've watched every episode with my
family. I know people who watch.

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I have attended a table read with
the cast. Hmm what. I don't

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know what to make of this.
I mean, Ellen seems pretty cool.

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Appreciate Ellen listening every day for about
a year and taking the time to write

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in. But I mean, I
don't know what to say. I've never

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met or heard of anyone who has
seen Bob's Burgers. And Ellen is saying

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that Ellen has seen Bob's Burgers.
I mean, I've seen the video of

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Bigfoot, pictures of Lockness Monster.
It could be that kind of thing.

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I'm not sure. Ellen writes give
it a shot, Signed a super fan

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from Fargo. Well, I appreciate
you joining the group. Uh you know,

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if you ask me, this sounds
like the work of Kristin Shawl.

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I know Kristin a little bit.
We did some stuff together back. It's

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serious and you know she's a jokester. I bet Ellen is really Kristen but

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you know, if anybody out there
has seen this Bob's Burger's show, which

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again you haven't, but if you
think you have, join the Facebook group.

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It's Steely Comedy News podcast Group.
Ellen. Thank you for listening from

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Esquire Middle East, your home for
comedy news. Tom Sigora getting ready to

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play Abu Dhabi Comedy Week. Esquire
Middle East asked Tom about how he researches

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a new place that he's performing.
Si Gore says, you never want to

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go in a place completely ignorant.
But when I do international shows, I

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tried to do the show that I've
developed. If you're doing bits where you

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have to reference things that are very
American, sometimes you gotta go, okay,

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what's the equivalent here? But going
in thinking I'm going to do a

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show that hopefully hits all the notes
that these people would want to hear in

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this market, I don't do that. Tom is working on a six episode

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series coming to Netflix in twenty twenty
five. The question has a TV show

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been a long time coming for you? It did Netflix catch you at the

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right time? Si Gore said,
TV and film development, that process is

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always very taxing. It's long,
it's arduous, and I've been through it.

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So I had this idea of shooting
something I wanted to shoot, and

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I could have called an agent in
seat up a meeting. Instead, I

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was like, you know what,
I want to go shoot this. The

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original idea is I'd put it out
on our same pay per view platform that

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sixty nine Minutes aired on. When
I was getting ready to air it on

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that platform, I showed it to
my agents and they said, you gotta

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let more people see this. We
showed it to Netflix and then they acquired

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it. How much freedom does he
have from Netflix, se Gore says,

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so far, it's been on real
it means to be seen, though they

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haven't been given scripts yet, so
I don't know what they're gonna say when

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they actually read the scripts. But
it's been a good process so far.

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If you are attending Abu Dhabi Comedy
Week, Tom will be at the Eddie

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Hot Arena on Saturday. Andrew Santino
and some others are set as the leads

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in Yahoo's eight episode comedy Sin City
Saints. I like Santino as an actor

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a lot. He's just he has
great presence. Whatever that thing that was

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called that was not about the comedy
store in La and he played like the

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comic that was kind of making it. I thought he was great in that

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Sin City Saints follows the Triumphs,
Travails and Transgressions literation of Las Vegas' brand

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new pro basketball franchise, The Saints. Santino will play Jake Sullis, the

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Saints unpredictable and charismatic owner who made
his fortune as an Internet disruptor in the

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field of big data. All right, I could see him in that role.

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That sounds good, But it's for
Yahoo. Like Yahoo's making shows again.

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I remember they did the last season
of Community. Where's this going to

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air on Yahoo? I don't get
it. Clara o'caine as a new comedy

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album out. It is called Everything
I Know How to Do. It's on

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PGF Records. She jokes about leaving
her job at SNL, open marriage,

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gender identity, OCD, induced mantras, talking to ghosts and more. And

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that is your comedy news for today. I'm starting to see the news stripe.

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I'm starting to see the Hey,
here's all the albums we're excited about

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this summer articles that you could have
written in February. Starting to see those

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populate, so we'll see. Ellen. Thank you for listening, Thanks for

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joining us in the group. It's
all in good fun, you know.

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If you want to become a character, keep sending me bombs Burger's notes and

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I'll have fun with it, especially
on slow news days. I'm tempted to

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play Joe Coy here just to say
hi to our friend Scott Beckett, but

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I won't, as you know,
see tomorrow