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Callaroga Shark Media.
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Hey there, I'm Jotty Mash with your barely comedy news.
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I don't know what's a bick of this first one.
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Paramount Pictures has acquired a pitch inspired by the classic
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game mash. The mash game starts off with a player
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writing out the letter's mash to predict whether you will
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live in a mansion, apartment, shack, or house. Categories then
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picked on what you want in your future a spouse, kids, cars, pets,
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et cetera. Options are crossed off or circled under each
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category using a magic number, yielding your final resolution. Anyway.
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Paramount has acquired a pitch inspired by Mash from Nicki Glazer,
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who will star, in, produce, and co write the film.
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In Nicki Glazer's untitled Mash product, a woman's childhood mash
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game magically becomes reality and she discovers that perfect life
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isn't the one she imagined. Okay, boy, Nicki Glazer, your
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agents are getting it done like Capital G. Capital D
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keep riding this wave of Nikki Glazer. Brett Goldstein spoke
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to Variety. He said, editing his specials hard, it really
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does matter where you cut the shot. It affects the
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rhythm of the joke, and you're so long in the
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edit you get so obsessive, a detailed that by the
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end you're like, I don't even know anymore. Is this funny?
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I hope it's funny, whereas live, you know it's a
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yes or no. He taped two shows for the special.
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Stress point early in the first show, when the crowd
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didn't let out a big cheer at the beginning, he said,
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in a way, it was good because it made me go,
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you have to nail this because they're not going to
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be easy. So the first show, I was really locked in.
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In the later show, they were much more up for it.
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There was much more energy, It was much more loose.
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I improvised a lot and I played around more. It
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was sillier. He thought the second show would wind up
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being the special, but then I went back in and
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watched the first show, and I was like, the first
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show's better for TV because you're not there. You the
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audience at home, are not there. So me, me messing around,
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being loosey goosey's less fun because you weren't there. He
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shot it in New Jersey, but he wanted to shoot
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it at Minneapolis, but it was February and I was
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told if we shot it there that the equipment would
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freeze was so cold, we might not make it. He's
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working on a follow up and says, I've got many
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months to figure it out, but it's a good one.
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I think I came up with a thing that I think,
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structurally is very satisfying. Talked about this a little bit
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on Friday. Jeff Ross is coming to Broadway with Take
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a Banana for the Ride eight weeks August fifth through
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September twenty ninth. The show is described as a hilarious
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and cathartic comedic experience about life and human resilience. The show,
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Take a Banana for the Ride, is named after Jeff's
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grandfather's practical travel advice. Ross explains, and ever since my
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aunt Best took me to see Jackie Mason on Broadway
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when I was young, I've daydreamed about performing my own
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classy and uncensored one man show. I'm honored and excited
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by the opportunity to share my origin story of how
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I became the Roastmaster General. This new show is designed
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to be a cathartic experience shared with others. I encourage
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you to bring friends that you care about, people that
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might be going through tough times. I'll shake them out
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of it with an evening of uncensored jokes, uplifting stories, songs,
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and even some live roasting or the Braevest volunteers. Colin
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Joe spoke to Variety about putting together SNL fifty. He said,
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I found it much more stressful because you didn't want
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to let people down who are legends. There was so
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much more lead time, but just like the regular show,
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I'd say ninety percent of it got written in the
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week leading up to it, so it was stressful for
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six months for everybody. He was nervous to write for
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Eddie Murphy, who's very cool, and Seth Myers was in
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the room and added the word taciturn. Joe said, yes,
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so someone's not talking. You read all of your worst
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fears into that person. So when I first presented him
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with a sketch, she was like, I think it's funny
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I was waiting for, but I'm not going to do it.
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That is stressful. Seth has been doing all kinds of
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press and I don't know why. I don't know what
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he's pushing, but he's been everywhere lately. He spoke to Variety.
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Seth said, unless some major sea change happens, I don't
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think there's going to be a whole new wave of
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network hosts on the way. There's always been nobody understands
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this business in this format better than Jimmy Kimmel, so
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when he talks about it, I tend to share his opinion.
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It does bum me out that the other people won't
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have exactly this opportunity, But then again, when you think
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about podcasts, they have just a big as reaches we
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ever had. If you're a great lover of the institution
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of late night talk shows, there's probably some sadness in
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your future. But if you love funny people, telling funny
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jokes and talking to people in interesting ways, that's always
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going to be available. Set's contract is up in twenty
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twenty eight, but says the network knows I'd like to
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do it as long as they'll have me. Las Vegas
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Weekly caught up with Tiffany Hattish. They were curious about
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her hanging out backstage with Tim mcgrawn an Instagram video
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in which she raved about his cologne. Tiffany said he
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did smell good and he looks great for his age.
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I wan'ts Tim McGraw. Tim mcrow's going to be younger
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than me. I'm gonna feel ancient. I shouldn't do this search.
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Tim McGraw is fifty eight. Oh yeah, he's old. I'm
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only fifty five. He did smell good. He looks great
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for his age. But I was like, dang, my brother's
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lighter than you. Are you sure you're not black? He
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was telling me about being on the ranch and all that,
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being a cowboy. He used to ride bulls and new
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rodeos when he was a teenager. Tiffany said, I am
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a mechanical bull rider type at a bar, then I
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give a little extra something to the operator and not
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tossing me around like a crazy person. I've ever seen
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me in a competition for bull riding. Double check to
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make sure I did cheat. She is working on a
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show for Peacock called Tiffany Hattish goes off and explains,
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it's me and my real friends and we're going to Africa.
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When I was a kid, I always used to tell
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them I'm going to take you to Africa. I'm very
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big on If I say it, that's what it's gonna
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be and it might take me thirty years, but we're
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gonna do it. So we did it. It was a spiritual
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experience for us, a journey that I think every girlfriend
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group should take. No, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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I thought I was gonna be on some hoe stuff.
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I thought I was gonna be hooking up with some
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African king. But then I realized I'm not the hoe
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I thought I was. Do you have some strong moral
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compass that It really showed me that who I associate
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with really does affect how I move. Zarn A Gorg
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she's got a good team too, good job agent in
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pr team, she has been everywhere. She's going to be
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on Hulu in July. Her special is called Practical People Win.
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It'll premiere Friday, July eighteenth. In Practical People Win, Zarna
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Gorg will take aim at husband's kids, in laws, and
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anyone who dares question in Indian Mom's wisdom. How long
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special filmed in San Francisco. Mike Veckione will get a
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special on Nate Bergatzy's YouTube channel, Nateland. This one's called
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Low Income White. It'll be out June twenty seventh. That's
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this week in Low income White Mike unloads of Barrage,
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a fast paced, observational humor that hits on everything from
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aging and generational divides to the absurdity of modern life.
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Got a quick clip for you, Well, let's listen.
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I got all kinds of friends now, single, married, divorced.
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I got one friend he got married, divorced, remarried the
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same woman. I talked to him a few days ago.
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He said, I'm depressed. I'm like, why are you depressed?
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He said, I'm having marital problems. Like, dude, you're not
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having marital problems. You have a learning disability.
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Chris Porter talked to w RF and said he's enjoyed touring,
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but sometimes envy's people he grew up with who stayed local.
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He says, there's something peaceful about that life, like an
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episode of Leave It to Beaver. Everything you ever knew
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right there. But I'm also glad I left saw the
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world did some crazy stuff. Still, I miss when things
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felt massive, when being back stage at a concert was
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a big deal. It's like when your friend is a
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Zach Brown fan and you're like, oh, yeah, I just
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played guitar with them at Kid Rock's house. Chelsea Handler
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was talking about the origins of her book deal, she says,
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I got this book deal when I was dating Joe
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coy You know, you may remember Joe Coyo was at
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the Golden Globes one time, but I'm not going to
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get into that story today. And it was a very
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public relationship. My editor was like, oh my god, Chelsea
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Handler's in love and publicly in love. You have to
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write a book about falling in love. And I was like,
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no problem. I didn't know this. Chelsea and Joe coy
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were first introduced by John Lovetz I guess, I mean,
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why not? Chelsea said. The end of that relationship changed
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the trajectory of writing her book. Or editor asked if
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she would consider writing a book about breaking up, and
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Chelsea was like, nah, my vibe is happy and optimistic.
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I thought, okay, I'm not going to just do a book.
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Because I have a book deal. I can give the
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book deal back. So I reflected and I traveled. I thought,
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do I have anything to say? And I did think
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about how people perceived me and how I feel and
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where I am in my life and where I want
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it to be. I think the book, which is called
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I'll Have What she's having about reflection. I don't think
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we've all given ourselves enough credit for where we've come
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from and what we've accomplished. We go so fast through
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life that you kind of forget. And here's a conspiracy
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theory that even I don't believe in. People are claiming
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that the upcoming film tron Ares is copying ideas from
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Adam Sandler. Stay with me, Why would you copy an
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idea from Adam Sandler unless the idea was have Drew
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Barrymore in your film. That would be the only idea
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for Adam Sandler I would ever copy. Right. So, tron
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Ares is a sequel to Tron Legacy, which is a
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sequel to say it with me, Tron. Now, in this
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new movie, Tron's digital world spills over into the real world, right,
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So it's like video game stuff coming to the real world.
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People are saying that is a similar idea to Adam
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Sandler's twenty fifteen movie Pixels, which I guess it is,
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but it's kind of not at all. Do you really
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think somebody said, hey, Disney, you know we got this
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whole Tron franchise, you know we ought to make a
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third movie. Hey, great idea John, What do you got?
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What if we ripped off one of Adam Sandler's worst movies?
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What do you mean one of Adam Sandler's worst movies?
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They're all terrible. No, I know, they're all terrible except
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on cut Gems and the one about basketball and the
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Space one. Those ones are okay and the two with
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Drew Barrymore. But the rest are all garbage. We know that.
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But why would we rip off Pixels? I mean, if
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we were going to rip off an Adam Sandler movie,
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why that one? You know you're right, that's your comedy
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needs for today. See you tomorrow