Nikki Glaser's Nighttime Routine and Andrew Santino (Bad Friends) announces tour

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Callaroga Shark Media by me Ho,
I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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John MARCOSRESSI tweeted, based on my
experience of seeing stand up comedians who

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are big on TikTok perform live,
I would never trust a doctor with a

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large social media following. Jimmy Carr
has joined YouTube's exclusive one million subscribers club.

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He has a new content strand on
the channel. It is called heckle

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Amnesties. It features fresh, social
first videos where Jimmy Carr's trademark reciprocal talents

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are showcased as he interacts with audience
members whilst on his current tour A suit

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says, a household name in the
UK and one of the biggest selling comedians

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in the world, Jimmy consistently performs
to capacity crowds at his shows, where

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his interactions with Heckler's have become legendary. Filming on the road during his current

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sellout live tour, Jimmy Carr laughs
funny. The short videos show a fresh

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new take on Car's responses to audience
members, with the comedian inviting them to

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give him his best shot with their
ultimate heckles. Hannah Berner has a new

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dating show on TikTok. I am
not the target audience here. My daughter,

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on the other hand, very excited
about anything. Hannah Burner. She

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has teamed up with Caribou Coffee.
They're celebrating their new iced drink menu.

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Hey, maybe we can meet here. A daughter likes Hannah, I like

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iced coffee. I'm in anyway.
They're celebrating their new iced drink menu created

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with its gin Z guess in mind. Caribou has announced the comedian and reality

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TV star Hannah Burner will serve as
the host of the six episode series dream

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Date, a sip at Love.
One episode already out, Hannah said,

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I don't know what I love more
a good energy drink. We're forcing two

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strangers to answer personal questions. So
when Cariboo approached me with their idea for

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dream Date and the promise of unlimited
blue Raspberry energy drinks, I knew it

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was an opportunity I couldn't pass up. We had so much fun with this

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matchmaking experiment, and I can't wait
for everyone to tune in and get inspired

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to search for their own sipsation chip
at Cariboo this summer. I'm curious this

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is working on me. You know
me. I like to click on a

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menu and babbld you guys for cup
minutes. Cariboo Coffee Google, see where

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the locations are. I don't think
there's one anyone near me. Maybe I'm

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wrong. Let me look. Nope, not even showing up on the map.

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Rats menu at ten dollars. Cariboo
Combo. I'll look what is this?

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Cariboo Combos are only available for registered
users. Please sign in with an

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existing account. Guys, I'm just
trying to do a bit on a holiday

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weekend comedy podcast. What do you
think of doing here? Trending include the

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strawberry fruit Shaker, the peach fruit
Shaker, the Very punch fruit Shaker,

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the blue Raspberry energy drink, Peach
mango, strawberry pineapple, pomegranate, blue

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raspberry, peach, mango, lemonade, strawberry pineapple. Ooh, a glazed

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donut. I won't read you the
entire menu, believe me, I'm skimming

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it. We have some coffees.
Here's an oat milk crafted press with oat

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milk cold foam. This place looks
cool, but it's nowhere near me.

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See if there's one in Chicago.
Maybe I'll send Becky on a coffee run.

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Nope, nothing near Chicago. All
right, los Angeles? Where does

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this chain actually exist? Guy?
Nothing near Los Angeles either. Okay,

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they're apparently in Minneapolis. If you're
in Minneapolis, hend on over to Fifth

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in Washington. They're open until six. Where was I? Comedy? Podcast?

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Each episode will feature two contestants at
a speed date style setting, with

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Hannah Burner at the helm to help
determine if it's a dreamy match or a

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real pass. Aaron is a suit. She's the chief marketing officer and said,

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we really wanted to shake it up
this summer, and after lots of

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conversations with our gen Z guests,
we concluded that they love four things.

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All right, here's the list of
the four things gen Z's love. You

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ready write this down? One energy
drinks, two fruit shakers, three afternoon

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treats, and four dating shows.
What better way to connect with this important

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audience through a TikTok dating show than
with the beloved Hannah Burner. Beverly Hills

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Cop four is on Netflix today.
For US oldies, I covered you gen

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Z. This is for jen X. You know Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills

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Cop Remember that from the eighties.
It's back. That's on Netflix today.

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That might be a good one to
watch tonight next week. Jimmy Kimmel,

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He's got the summer off. Catherine
Hahn will host a Monday through Wednesday.

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Camel Nanjiani, We'll host on Thursday. Chad Daniels has announced his new Netflix

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special that will be out July sixteenth. It's his tenth comedy special. Chad

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Daniels explains he's an empty nester as
his kids are now twenty and twenty four.

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Listen to this humble brag of flex
with twenty two plus tracks that have

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reached over a million listeners on Pandora. Daniels is one of the most listened

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to comedians of all time. Yes, but again, this is one of

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the most listened to podcasts of all
time. It just depends how far down

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the list you want to get.
I'd listen to this Flex. One of

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only thirteen comics to be featured on
The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, Chad

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Dude God it had The Tonight Show
for six minutes. Chad has lived in

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Minnesota's Whole Life while also touring the
country for over twenty years. He did

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share a trailer and boy, there's
some naughty jokes there I just can't share

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in this podcast. One about what
happens when your girlfriend comes over and the

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kids. Aren't you know what I'm
saying? Yes, The Airmail News talk

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to Nicki Glazer and asked, Nikki, when do you start getting ready for

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bed? Nikki said, I'm on
the road in hotels. I'm getting ready

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for bed as soon as I walk
into my room at the end of the

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night, between eleven pm and one
am. It's easier when I don't have

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a stand up because I just don't
really know what to do with my time

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at night. All right, Nikki, take us through your nighttime skincare routine.

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John, is it a holiday weekend? Are you filling? Are you

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stretching? No? No, no? What do you ask? And Nikki

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said, it's rather short, and
I wish it were longer because I feel

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like John, you already read a
coffee menu and now you're telling us Nicki

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Glazer's skincare routine. Are you sure
it's not a holiday weeken? Are you

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sure you're not stretching out? Now? This is the news. I don't

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know what you guys are talking about
take us through your nighttime skincare routine.

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Nicki said it's rather short, and
I wish it were longer because I feel

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like I'm failing as a woman when
my skincare routine is as short as most

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men's. I tucked my hair in
the back of my shirt. Usually can't

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find a clip because I'm really disorganized, and I washed my face with her

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as clear water as hydrating cleanser.
Then I use the ordinaries one hundred percent

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plant drived squalene. That's litterally all
I use. Well Nikki Deanna any extra

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steps After a show, Nicky says, I usually take out my hair extensions

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way before I get to bed.
They'll come out in public. I don't

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care if people seeing me take them
out. I almost want people to see

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me take them out because I want
people to understand that having thick hair is

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an illusion for most women on TV, and that you shouldn't compare yourself to

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us. I take off my eyelashes
and put those next to the sink so

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that my boyfriend gets scared and thinks
their house centipedes. Andrews santino Is announced

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a tour twenty four dates starting on
September fourteenth in California at the Table Mountain

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Casino Resort. Other stops include Indianapolis, Charlotte, Kansas City, Cleveland,

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Chicago, Philly, New York,
San Diego, and Boston. Don Al

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Rawlings spoke to WTOP. I didn't
know this. Rawlings joined the US Air

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Force at one point was stationed at
Bawling Air Force Base in DC. Donnelle

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said, I had just gotten out
of my four year enlistment and I started

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stand up in a place called Comedy
Connection in green Belt, Maryland. They

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gave so many opportunities for a lot
of local comics to get stage time when

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you couldn't get it. I was
a military police officer wanting to be a

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DC police officer. In the interim
of that, I went to a comedy

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club with some co workers. I
fell in love with that. I was

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a heckler turned professional stand up.
Along the way, he met someone named

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Dave Chappelle, famous comedian. We
met New York, but we knew of

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each other being DC comics. He
moved to New York a lot sooner than

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I did. We really connected once
I moved to New York and became part

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of a Chappelle's Show. To be
honest, me and Dave became closer after

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the show than we were actually doing
the show. I looked at it more

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like we were co workers. All
I wanted was for him to say action.

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