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Callaroga Shark Media. Nicky Glazer's publicist really trying to get
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this done and don't forget She's hosting the Golden Globes
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on January fifth of Low, I'm Johnny Mackett. It's Friday
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the thirteenth. Are you scared? I have your daily comedy
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news for you. Rolling Stone did a big fluff job
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of Nicki Glazer. They remind us of the Nicky Glazer
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push that started with the roast of Tom Brady in
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the same week as her HBO Max special Rolling Stone
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Right Suddenly, Glazer was everywhere. She appeared on The Howard
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Stern Show and the massive podcast SmartLess. She then began
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a sixty seven show tour of North America that goes
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through June. She's hosting the Golden Globes. She's nominated for
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Best Performance in Stand Up Comedy at the Globes. She's
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positive that a list audience members like George Clooney or
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Jennifer Aniston or Brad Pitt won't be familiar with her.
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She says, I'm gonna have to butter them up a bit,
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which I'm happy to do because I'm in awe of
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them and I do think they're better than me. I
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desperately seek their approval. She then he goes on to
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discuss the various sexual topics that I won't do here.
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I try and keep the show relatively clean. Rolling Stone said, wait,
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since the special air, do you stop being horny? Glazier says, yeah.
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He's talking about her boyfriend that she's been on and
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off with for a decade. I was convincing myself that
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eventually he was going to discover something about me that
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was going to discuss him in a way, so I
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was pushing him away. Back in May, the boyfriend convinced
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Nikki that he loved her unconditionally, and in doing so,
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writes rolling Stone, eliminated the titillating potential for newness that
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existed if they broke up again. She's exhausted from traveling
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so much and says, I feel like the plane is
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the last place where you still have an excuse to
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not be available. I'm craving that people can't get to me.
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On the day of this interview, she was in New
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York for the Joan Rivers tribute and said, it feels like,
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oh no, I tricked them, and now I have to
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live up to this thing that maybe they saw in
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me one moment of greatness, but I can't keep that up.
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One day recently, Glazer said to a friend, I'm just
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a fraud, and I'd even write that joke that everyone's
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obsessed with and compliments me for all the time. After
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the roast and the special, she had to ask herself
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in her therapist, if this ain't fun, what's the point?
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Because the goal is to be at this level, and
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now I'm here and I'm miserable, Like then I should
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stop and start a pet rescue as the next part
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is a little worrisome to me, Rolling Stone writes. Glazier
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has a group chat on which she shares her darkest
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thoughts with her nine best friends, lovingly accrued from fourth
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grade to adulthood. In a recent voice memo, Nikki said,
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I wish a car would hit me. I'd love to
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die right now, but I just don't even want to
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because I feel like the guy doing my autopsy would
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be like, uh, she's so fat. The group responded, that's
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so funny. Write that down. Glazier says, her friends understand
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that these are just terrible thoughts and not precursors to
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terrible actions. In order to avoid worrying the chat to
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the point where they feel compelled to have her committed,
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which happened during a life threatening anorexic episode as a teen,
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Glazier's promised that if she ever actually considered hurting a self,
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she will seek help. Rolling Stone added, and I'm glad
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they did, because after reading that, I was going to
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add it. The number for the suicide and Crisis Lifeline
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is nine to eight to eight, Glazier says, the dopamine
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rush that I can get when a new joke works.
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Any comedian will tell you that's why we keep doing this,
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because it feels so good and something you've just thought
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of makes a whole room burst out laughing. We like
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you is pretty much what they're saying with their laugh.
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When I get most oppressed is when I haven't had
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time to write new material for the Golden Globes. She's
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gonna have a conversation with the director about which celebrities
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to cut to you for reaction shots. She says, if
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the first one says this is the funniest thing I've
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ever seen in my life and it has a thousand
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up votes, you kind of go, oh, this is gonna
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be funny Glazer's thinking of close ups of Robert de Niro,
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Matt Damon, and Jamie Lee Curtis. I've noticed they're great laughers.
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Don't have the director cut to Taylor Swift. She could
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murder your career. Just warning you. I know you'll love her,
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but be very careful. One time Joe Coy, host of
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the Golden Globes, and I think we all know what happened.
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I'm ready for a challenge. I think as an artist,
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you have to keep doing things that make you deeply uncomfortable.
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Now it makes me very uncomfortable is having to do
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a hard thing, which is be clean. You know. I
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hope she's okay. It is reading that article. I kind
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of got the I don't know the feeling, you know,
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I hope she's doing okay. Ray Romano has said his
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son tried stand up. He was doing a presser and said, yeah,
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my son went on a stand up trip. He goes
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to these little dives and he tries stand up for
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the first time, and the people aren't even facing the stage.
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There aren't even people in there, and of course it
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doesn't go well, and he takes it very personal. So
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I had to almost grab him go. You don't understand.
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First of all, you can't do well in a place
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like that, and you can't do well when it's your
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first time on stage. I understand your hurt, but you
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really have no right to be upset right now. Stand
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up takes a long time. That's all I told him.
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Please don't get that way, because that's the way I was.
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I gave it up twice. You know, I got beat
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down my first time. I gave it up, but I
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got beat down the second time again, but luckily I
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tried a third time. Russell Peters told The Toronto Star
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he doesn't really have any plans outside stand up. He says,
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I see nothing. I mean just touring's really another thing
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that makes me money. The industry was never a Russell
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Peters outlly, and there's still not. So I'm gone this
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far without him. I don't know what that's about. I've
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never really heard bad things about Russell. Maybe, perhaps possibly
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twenty years ago, I heard he was a little full
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of himself. Maybe i've met him. He was fine, not
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the warmest fellow, but neither's Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know,
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He commented on Tony Cliff performing at the rally and
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said in a comedy club setting that joke would have
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been very funny where people would have been able to
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hear the irony in the joke. Puerto Rico's a beautiful place.
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I've been there. Speaking of Jerry seinfeld super car, Blondie,
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your home for Comedy News tells us that Jerry has
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just bought a nineteen seventy one Fiat one twenty four
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special t. It's a simple car that cost him eighteen
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thousand dollars. It's got a two tone cloth interior that
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has nineteen seventies written all over it. It's a gorgeous
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shade of sand yellow. Fiat calls the color dark Ivory.
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The engine is a one point four leader in line
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four puts out eighty horsepower and kiss You're curious Front
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of the show. Scott Beckett sent me another email. All right,
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let's read this one. Scott said, did what you reported
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pastor smell test that a full time cast member for
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SNL makes like fifty five to sixty K a season.
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I added the like you didn't balk when you reported that,
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that's absolutely no way that can be true. Listen, Scott Beckett,
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if Pete Davidson tells me something I accepted at face.
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Valuete Davidson has never said anything untrue to me. Why
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wouldn't I believe Pete Davidson. Scott did some Internet research
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and says that he found that the starting salary weekly
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for an SNL cast members seven thousand dollars and that
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Keenan Thompson and some other people are making like five
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hundred grand a year. Well, Scott Beckett Variety spoke to
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Keenan Thompson. Keenan told Variety cast members at SNL have
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to pay their dues a little bit when it comes
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to starting salaries. It's pretty notorious that it's more about
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having the job than getting paid for the job. Thompson
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did not give specific salary numbers. Jason Sidekez shared a
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sentiment about his salary and said, I mean, you don't
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even make enough money to make big purchases, all right.
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I have just typed into chant gpt. How much do
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people on SNL make site sources. According to chat GPT,
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new cast members typically earn around eight thousand dollars per episode,
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which equates to approximately one hundred and forty seven grand
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based on a twenty one episode season. More experienced cast
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members can make up to fifteen granded episode, which would
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be three fifteen. Chat asked, let me know if you'd
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like further details. Yes. Unfortunately for all of us, it
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has no further details, So I don't know. Three thousand
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and eight thousand seems to be a number like that. Hey,
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I found out because I went to the Hulu website.
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It's not like the Hulu publicist reach out to me.
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I found out, and maybe we knew this ready. I
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get Forgetful, which is the hilarious special for December. It
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is Alana Glazer Friday, December twentieth. Now Johnny Mack wants
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to take some days off after Christmas, so I won't
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be waiting until a Friday night to watch that one
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for the end of the year list, So that'll be
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in my didn't watch it subcategory. Her specials called Human Magic,
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premieres Friday, December twentieth. Russell Crowe divulged a little known
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fact about going on Rogan. He made this claim on
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Nova ninety six point nine Fitzi and Whippa, That's the
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morning show down in New Zealand. Russell Crowe told Fitzi
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Rogan goes well. Chat for about three hours, and I'm like,
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three hours, No, you won't, that's kind of ridiculous, Crow says.
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Then you get in there and that's what he fully intends.
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But once you're there, you have to sign a thing
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that you're not gonna leave until the chat is over. Hmm.
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Sam Wiles has a comedy album Today. Johnny Mack likes
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when things come out as albums. Here comes Success out
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Today from a Special Thing Records. Recorded live at a
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Whammy Video store in La Sam did a jubilant set
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about the drawbacks of going to a cheap gym, how
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adult entertainment can sometimes be too much, millennial dad friends,
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it feels about Boomer's death, and more. They also tell
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us that the record is dedicated to O. J. Simpson,
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but you'll have to listen to find out why. All right,
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very interesting, Sam Wiles. Here Comes Success And from the
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Idaho Falls magazine, Katie Burke tells us why Jeff Foxworthy
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is her favorite comedian. You've heard me speak over the
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years about how awesome a dude Jeff is, and everything
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I'm going to tell you here matches my experience. Katie
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said she had the privilege of driving f Foxworthy to
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his show at the Eastern Idaho State Fair four years ago.
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She was assigned to be Jeff's driver for the day.
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The car they gave Katie a minivan. She said, this
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is Jeff foxworthy comedy legend. I'm showing up in a minivan.
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I pulled up to the hotel and sent Jeff's manager
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a text message to the effect of walking to the
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parking lot and looked for the super cool white minivan
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then you'll find me. Then Jeff Foxworthy walked out of
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his everyday hotel, looking all common casual right off the bat.
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He made me feel comfortable like we were old bells.
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No big ego, no diva attitude, just the down earth
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guy ready for a day at the fair. Jeff did
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me a favor and did our broadcast at the super
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Bowl in New Orleans. And I was like, you want
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something to eat? And he said, is there a subway nearby?
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And I'm like, yes, there is. You want me to
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go get you something? Yeah? And I forget what kind
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of sandwich he wanted? And he said, and can I
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get sun chips? And I said to him, you could
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get two bags of sun chips. And I went and
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got Jeff a sandwich. I mean, there's a lot of
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stars who wouldn't be like that. Dude, you did me
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a favor at the super Bowl. I could spend seven
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bucks at Subway. Jeff mentioned to Katie he I used
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to have a minivan when his girls were little. Katie
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tells Jeff, I have a kid at home. Jeff says,
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I can't believe you're old enough to have a kid.
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Jeff seems genuinely interested in the fair itself. He was
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all excited to try all the classic fair foods, corn dogs,
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funnel cakes, fried everything. He mentioned he loved the local
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food scene in different places and had a soft spot
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for the weird, creative ditches you only find it fairs.
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He told me he planned to spend his eighties going
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out in a blaze of glory, eating anything and everything
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he wanted. I felt like I was witnessing the real
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Jeff Foxworthy, not just the guy who performs on stage,
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but someone who truly enjoys life simple pleasures. Yep, yep, yep,
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yep yep. Between bites of fried potato and barbecue slathered meats,
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Jeff shared stories about some of the celebrities he's met
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over the years, According to him, Tim McGraw and Faith
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Hill or two of the nicest people in the entertainment business.
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Jeff is humble, kind and one of those people who
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will make you feel better just by being around them. Amen.
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He is an awesome dude. And that is your comedy
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news for today. If you like the program, tell a
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friend about it, and hopefully they'll like it too, and
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they'll push the follow button on their app. There. Hey,
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they might even be like, you know, I like the show.
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Is there a way to support the show without commercial
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And then you can tell them, yeah, there's a link
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in the show notes. You give Jennie Mack five bucks
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and you'll get daily commed news without commercials, and like