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Callaroga Shark Media hardly. Oh, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. The eight hundred Pound Gorilla website, a
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fantastic website. Asked to Nick swartzon a Nick Wartson how
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long you spend between your hours? Nick said, the new
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one I wrote pretty quick. He was pretty surprising. I
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couldn't believe it. It came out really fast. I'm already chipping
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away at a new one. I think I have maybe
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ten minutes. I try to write as much as I can.
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I always trying to tell young comedians that they go,
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what device do you have? Write NonStop? Even if the
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joke doesn't make sense now, ten years from now, you
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put it in your notebook or on your phone and
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you'll figure out how to crack a joke. That's happened
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to me several times. The Gorilla said it's amazing how
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people work at different rates, like Jim Gaffigan and has
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a new hour every year. Swartan said, I know, it's
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super annoying. I love Gaffigan, He's an old friend of mine.
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I'm just saying it puts so much pressure, like f
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I've got to turn out another one. Gaffick, it's a machine.
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Guys like him, Brian Reagan, Luis c kse at Bash
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and they keep dropping it. Look at somebody like Chris Rock.
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Chris Rock's been doing it forty years and what does
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he have? Four specials? Maybe five and forty years. Gaffigan's
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been doing it as long as I have. He is
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what ten? It's amazing. I plauw them. I'm a fan
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of all of them. I asked David Spade, why don't
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you have more specials? And he was like, because you
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burn that material. I'd rather just tour it for as
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long as I can because it's so hard to write
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a new hour. Vogue interviewed Nikki Glazer. No, when you
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interview Nikki Glazer, what do you ask her about Taylor Swift? Nikki,
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other than meeting Taylor Swift backstage, have you spent much
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time with her in person? Nicki said, we had an
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interaction on Instagram that you're probably familiar with where I
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apologize for talking out of line and then she wrote
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a comment back. But nothing since that, Nicky, how many
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concerts have you been to? The final number, unless she
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adds more shows, will be twenty two. Right now, it's seventeen,
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so I have five more to go, and I'm so excited.
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I feel like she's the Beatles in terms of a
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once in lifetime performer artist and songwriter talent. I don't
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have liked to see The Beatles live, so I just
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need to capitalize in this while I can, and it's
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the most fun thing I've ever done. Initially, when she
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announced the tour, I wanted to go as many as possible,
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but it's kind of embarrassed by how much I like her.
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I've been mocked for it by my family and friends,
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and I'll add people recording a podcast in their basement.
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My boyfriend was the one who actually said, I've never
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seen you happier than when you're at these Taylor Swift
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sing alongs. I' mean going to a few of the
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Taylor Swift nights at different clubs and music venues when
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they just play Taylor Swift and you dance and sing
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with everyone. And I'd done some Taylor Swift day parties
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on Zoom. He said, you should go to every show
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you possibly can. I'm almost slipping in a triumph here
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for some reason. I might look ridiculous and people can
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make fun of me, but I honestly think anyone who's
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making fun of Swifty's is jealous that they don't like
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something that much. I really think that's at the heart
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of it, like they're too cool to let themselves like
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something that much and they're not even capable of it.
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I do think it's a special kind of personality that
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I have that leads me to be obsessed with things
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this much. But I'm so happy that I have that personality.
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It's brought me so much joy. I make the joke
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that being a swift eye has brought me so much
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joy as being an ant. It's probably brought me more joy.
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To be honest with you, your niece is gonna love
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this article. In about ten years, I'm not gonna have kids,
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and this just felt like the right time and spent
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thousands of dollars in something I love. When all my
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friends were spending thousands of dollars on fertility treatments and kids,
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I was like, let's do something fun with it. I'm
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always impressed by how on point Taylor Swift is and
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how she can just nail everything as well. Listen to this.
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I'm always impressed by how on point she is and
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how she could just nail everything I really find similarities
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between how I do my act sometimes and how she
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does her thing. I'll love a joke written. I like
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to make it fun for myself and to change it
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up for myself, but you still get the essence of
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what it is. So yes, I see differences in Taylor's shows,
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and it's been well documented, but her dancing has just
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become more free. She's become more comfortable within the steps
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that she's learned and memorized. I've seen the comfort level grow.
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There seems to be more easy with her performing, and
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I respect how much fun she's having every time. I've
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really never been able to sense any kind of performativeness
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that makes me think maybe she's hiding something. I don't
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think you've ever seen her pretend to root for a
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touchdown talk about performative geez. People always ask how the
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concerts are different, and I'm like, they're really not. She's
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always ten out of ten perfect with the thing she
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says in between songs. You can tell when she likes
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a crowd more than another crowd. Boy, I'm gonna hear
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from the Swifties now, you don't want to make fun
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of Taylor Swift. I mean, one time Joe Koy was
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hosting the Golden Globes and he made a Taylor Swift joke. Here,
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let's listen. As you know, we came on after a
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football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and
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the NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer climber
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shots of Taylor Swift. That did not go over well.
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That joke was so poorly received that Scott Becker right
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now is banging his dashboard because I brought up the
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Taylor Swift recurring joke. Hi. Scott phil Wang spoke to
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the Indie one hundred and said I would not be
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a comedian if I wasn't mixed heritage. Of his new special,
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he says, it's the trifecta of my material Asian ness,
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food and some kind of smut. When I got in
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a comedy at seventeen eighteen, when I first did stand
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up for me, was a way of dealing with my
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alienis of owning it. If putting in front and center,
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in front of everyone, in front of this new country
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I was trying to assimilate into. Without that point of difference,
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I felt like if I fitted in, I felt like
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I was just like most other people. I don't think
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I would have done that. So I think my heritage
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is central to me being a comedian. I think it's
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why I am a comedian. Hassan Minhaj had that big profile.
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In Esquire, his new specials out on October twenty second,
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he tells the story of when he started performing stand
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up twenty years ago. He wouldn't get home until late
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at night. His parents thought he was on drugs or
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dealing drugs. Are both. His dad said, I don't think
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you're pursuing a career in comedy. Hassan said, I wish
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I was cool enough to be dealing drugs. I was
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actually performing at a bar in front of eight people.
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They discussed his YouTube rebuttal to all the back and
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forth about his previous special. Hassan explains why he made
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the choice in the first draft, which he wrote to
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convey how scary the incident was. His comedian friends thought
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that his wife came across as a knack when the
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envelope with the white powder arrived at their home. Being up,
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became upset about what it might have happened. Expressed her
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fear that her husband's career put the family in danger.
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By altering the anecdote to have the white powder land
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on their daughter, he was able to convey faster and
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more sharply how the consequences of his career choices at
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something and they become very real. Plus Minaje, not his wife,
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was now the butt of the joke. He says, it
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was a shortcoming on my part. I could have made
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the exposition better. I didn't need to pull in my daughter.
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That's the one thing where I'm looking back at it
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and like, hey could have changed that, but kept it
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the way it was. Our daughter was right there and
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we had this full on thing. Write the scene, keep
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tweaking it. That's the toughest thing about being a performer
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is that everyone has a character in your life. I
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have to balance that. They have to win and I
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have to lose. You never get it right, you know.
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Taylor Tomlinson was recently in Portland at Helium. She posted
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a video celebrating this girl on National Daughter's Day. In
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the clip, she's talking with a member of the audience
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who says, my dad's a bong. Tomlinson's like, your dad's
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a what? Oh, your dad's ashes are a bong. The
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audience member says no, they're made into a bong. Tomlinson says, God,
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we're in Portland right now. If you'd put me in
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this room right now and we're like, we won't tell you.
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If you'd put a sack over my head, put me
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in a big suitcase, driven me around for three days,
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put me on the stage and been like, guess where
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you are? And I heard they turned my dad's ashes
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into a bong, I'd be like Portland, Oregon. Molly Kearney,
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who's no longer on Saturday Night Live, which, by the way,
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I don't know if you know, this is turning fifty
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this year, and we are going to talk about SNL
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every day for the next nine months, including this sentence.
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Molly is joining that sitcom DMV that's the one that
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stars Tim Meadows. DMV's a workplace comedy set at the
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place everyone dreads going. Most the DMV are quirky and
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lovable characters and making minimum wage doing a thankless job
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where customers are annoyed before they even walk in the door.
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Good thing they have each other. Carney will play Barbara,
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the boss, who considers herself one of the gang, even
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though the gang does not. Barbara is a glass half
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full oversharer who's incredibly inappropriate and terrible at reading a room,
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so she's Michelle Scott from the Office. Barbara cares deeply
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and tries very hard but misses the mark, so she's
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Michelle Scott from the Office. Tim Meadows plays a driving examiner. JB.
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Smooth is getting a game show. Apparently Prime Video was
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all about the game shows. They've already announced pop Culture
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Jeopardy with Colin Jost, who's on Saturday Night Life, which
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I don't know if you know, is turning fifty and
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and Wishless Games with Nick Cannon. The JB. Smooth one
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is called Buy It Now. It's a business competition where
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entrepreneurs get ninety seconds to pitch their product to an
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audience of potential customers. They're called the one hundred. If
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the one hundred like the product and price, then the
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entrepreneurs get to a panel of Amazon executives and celebrity entrepreneurs.
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The panel selects which products join Amazon's exclusive Buy It
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Now store and award one entrepreneur twenty thousand dollars whoa
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Jeff Bezos Way to open up the wallet. There twenty
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thousand dollars. Woo, big spender wy Gred al Roker was
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on Instagram and he announced his comedy crush. It's Kate McKinnon,
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who was on Saturday Night Live. I don't know if
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you know this SNL's turning fifty. We're going to talk
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about it every day for the next nine months. In
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the picture, al Roker is smiling at Kate McKinnon, seemingly
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listening to her as she spoke to him during a break.
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He captured the post I had here Kate mckinn and
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she is my hashtag comedy crash. One word. Her inventive
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goofiness and goodness shines through and is genuinely nice. Here's
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an idea you didn't think was gonna happen, and maybe
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it's not a terrible idea. The UK is thinking of
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doing their own version of Cheers. You may recall Cheers
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Ted Danson played Sam Malone. Now some of you were like, yeah,
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we know what Cheers is, and then some people are like,
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no idea what you're talking about. All right, So Cheers
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was a sitcom in a bar Ran for eleven seasons
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and two hundred and seventy five episodes on NBCC. Back
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in the twentieth century they made more than six episodes
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of things. I mean two hundred and seventy five episodes
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on something on Netflix would have to run what thirty
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years Kelsey Grammer was on this show Cheers. He played
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a character named Frazer. You may have heard of him.
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A quick overview of some shows that have crossed the pond,
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as they call it. You may have heard of The Office. Yes,
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that was a British show. Originally Ghosts was a British
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show heading the other way. They tried to make a
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British version of The Golden Girls called The Brighton Bells
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didn't work. The seventies show called Days Like These didn't work,
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and Married with Children called Married for Life didn't work.
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One of the suits over there said the British pub
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is an endangered species. So there's an answer for the
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why now about it. The attitudes of Cheers of the
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eighties are very different to the attitudes of today, so
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there's a massive amount of work to be done around
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taking inspiration from the original characters but creating something fresh.
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The daughter of one of Australia's most famous comedians claims
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her stand up gig was canceled because she makes jokes
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about trans people. Biddy O'Laughlin, who was due to perform
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at the Cranker Comedy Show on October fifteenth in Adelaide.
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Biddy's mother is the famous comedian Fiona o'lachlan. Biddy has
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been kicked off the lineup following a complaint made by
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a pub staff member. Biddy told the Advertiser, I know
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some of the bartenders see me as a churf that's
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trans exclusionary, radical feminist, but I don't consider myself a feminist.
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Biddy's Instagram involves clips of her making jokes about trans women,
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along with photos of her and a red cap with
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the slogan make Women Female Again and giving off some