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Jasy one from Monday. I am Johnny Mack with your
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Daily Comedy News. What I had is my lead story.
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I had to knockdown at number four. So much stuff
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came in. Did you see Thursday night Football's postgame? You
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probably didn't because it was Jets Patriots. Jets won twenty
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four to three thanks to Aaron Rodgers. Well in the
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postgame show, Nicki Glazer showed up. Someone thought this was
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a good idea. I guess they saw the roast of
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Tom Brady. Now my comments here and I share this
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in the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News podcast group.
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If you think room doesn't matter, if you think audience
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doesn't matter, well, listen to this. The joke Nicki tells
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here about somebody hugging is Aaron Rodgers hugging the Jets coach.
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But listen to Nicki Glazer bomb.
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But the action wasn't all taking place on the field tonight.
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Some of it took place on the sidelines, which brings
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me to mine play of the game, which was this moment.
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Look at that. Why is Aaron doing that? Is that
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one of his closest family members? I mean, I don't
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know what's going on here. Oh I think, I know.
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I think Solid just reminded him that RFK Junior dropped
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out of the race. And I mean, look at this face.
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Oh boy, I know that. Look that's how men look
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at me when I asked, so what are we? I
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don't have to get posted. I care about us. But
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let's face it, this was a beatdown. I haven't seen
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a group of Patriots taken out this bad since January sixth.
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I mean, thank god Belichick wasn't there to see this.
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He was too busy watching Blippy with his girlfriend. She's
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twenty four.
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You know.
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The Jets may have scored more points, but in the end,
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it was the Patriots who really won because they got
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to leave New Jersey thank you.
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Yeah. Somebody thought it'd be a great idea to have
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Nicki Glazer be on the postgame show with Carissa Thompson,
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Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzales, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and Richard Sherman. Now
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she was a guest, and I don't think she's coming
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back after this one. The segment was called Late Hits
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with Nicky Glazer. She made fun of her crew. I
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will can see that. Nicky probably told these jokes better
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than I did. But you know what, having seen the clip,
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I'm not so sure about sampchins, she said. I just
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have to say, it's so nice to finally meet the
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photo I show my plastic surgeon. But seriously, you're pretty intimidating.
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You look like the final boss at a country club.
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Turned to Richard Sherman and said, I'm definitely not gonna
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say that. Richard Sherman looks like Busta rhymes on ozempic.
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I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna say that.
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Andrew Whitworth looks like Men's warehouse Shrek. The next two
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got a little better. Tony Gonzalez looks like who my
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mom thinks about during one of her long bats. Tony,
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I like your vibe, though you look like a genie
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that can only submon by rubbing the crotch of a
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sensible Talbot pantsuit. And the best one for last, Ryan Fitzpatrick.
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I'm so honored to be here tonight with all these
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NFL legends and Ryan Fitzpatrick, or as your teammates call you,
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Sack Galifanakis. That's pretty good. Glazer then went into her
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analysis of the game At the end of the segment,
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she revealed that fans would see her more times, perhaps
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four more times summer, wondering if she'll be on week four,
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Thursday Night Football returns to New York. The Dallas Cowboys
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faced the New York Giants. Hey, that's a pretty good game.
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Dave Chappelle remains Netflix's top draw I thought he was canceled.
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I thought we were getting rid of Dave. Nope. Dave
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Chappelle The Dreamer cracked the top fifty programs watched between
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January and June twenty twenty four with seventeen point four
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million views. That's despite the fact the special was actually
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released on December thirty. First, Yeah, I watched it New
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Year's Eve. Chappelle had the biggest stand of special, but
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was beaten by the Roast of Tom Brady, which got
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twenty two point four million views, putting at number twenty
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six on the list. Kat Williams got ten point three
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million views. He didn't get one from me because I
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had to go to Cleveland for Deacon Mike. I'm a
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good friend Deacon Mike. I did watch it the next day.
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That put it number one thirty six on the list.
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Kevin Hartz and Mark Twain Prize for American Humor only
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seven point one million views. Shane yell Us Beautiful Dogs
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six point one million views, beating out Mike Epps Ready
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to Sell Out, which got five point nine million. Ricky
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gervais Armageddon got another five point four million views, although
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that was released Christmas Day of twenty twenty three. Joe
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Cooy he once hosted the Golden Globes. You know you
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ever hear that story? You made a joke about Taylor Swift. Here,
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let's listen to it.
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As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
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The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
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On the Golden Globes, we have fewer climber shots of
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Taylor Swift.
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Joe Koy got five million views for his Life from
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Brooklyn Special despite it only having launched in June. So
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this was a small window for Joe Koy. Maybe he'll
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move up the list, maybe super popular. I think he
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should host the Golden Globes every year. He beat out
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Taylor Tomlinson's Have It All with four point nine million.
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Some big names did not crack the top five hundred
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of Netflix's engagement report. Some of the names include Pete
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Davidson's Turbo Fonzarelli, which was terrible, Neil Brennan's Crazy Good,
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and Jimmy Carr's natural Born Killer that's a shame. Eventually
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we will get data on Matt Riif's Lucid and CrowdWork
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special that wasn't released until August, Adam Sandler Allen, which
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is out tomorrow, the Tim Dillon thing that I didn't
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tell you about yet. Give me a minute here, guys,
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Ali Wong, she's coming out on October eighth, and Hassan
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Minhaj very interesting. Meanwhile, John mullaney was in San Francisco.
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This must have been a corporate gig for dream Force.
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John must have been paid to do this one. And
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he said, let me get this straight. You're hoasting a
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future of AI event a city that has failed humanity.
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So miserably, he started making fun of the audience, saying,
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you look like a group who looked at the self
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checkout counters at CBS and thought, this is the future.
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If AI is truly smarter than us and tells us
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that human should die, then I think we should die.
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So many of you feel immensely replaceable. Can Ai sit
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there in a fleece vest. Can Ai not go to
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events and spend all day at a bar? All right?
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Have you been counting? I said, what was number one? Story?
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Got bounced at number four? Here it is Lordne Michaels
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ain't retiring, He's sticking. Do you like Saturday Night Live? Well, good,
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because we're going to talk about it every single day
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for the next nine months. Did you hear Saturday Night
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Live is turning fifty? Did you know that? Did you
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know SNL is back this week? Yeah? All right the
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first piece of news. SNL usually does three weeks and
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then takes a break. This year, it's going with four
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episodes in a row, beginning with its season premiere on Saturday.
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It'll take a one week break on October twenty six,
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before returning for a three week run on November two,
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just three days before the election. They've announced the hosts
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of the first five episodes. Well, who are they? Johnny
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mack Well this week Gene's Smart with musical guest Jelly
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Roll pretty good, Jean Smart just one an Emmy who
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doesn't like Geene Smart. Nate Bergatsy who crushed in his
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first appearance. He's back on October fifth, Coldplay is your
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musical guest. Not too shabby. Then Ariana Grande will be
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the host, Stevie Nicks the musician. That's October twelfth, Michael
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Keaton and Billie Eilish on October nineteenth, John Mulaney November
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two with Chapel Rowan as the musical guest, and then
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on November ninth, if Trump wins, will have a completely
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depressed SNL cast like we had after Trump beat Hillary
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that time. But that was such an episode, remember that one. Yeah, Coldplay,
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I've appeared eight times. That's too many. They're not that good.
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Stevie Nicks is back for her second time, Michael Keaton
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for his fourth time, Billie Eilish for her fourth time.
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Haw's that possible? John Mulaney hosting for the sixth time.
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The Hollywood Reporter did a big wax job article with
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Michael Chay, Colin Jost and Lorne Michaels. They asked, Michael Chay,
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this being the fiftieth season, does that come with Jay
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jumped in and said a financial bonus? No, it doesn't.
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Colin said yes, if you know any agents looking for clients,
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that's a good line. Is there added pressure? Guys. Jay said,
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I bet there's some level of that for Lornen and
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the producers. For us, we're just trying to find the fastball,
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funny thing that's what keeps you up to night. I
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try not to think about it in the macro. In
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season fifty one, we can look back at fifty and
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say what was special about it? But it's impossible to
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determine what's going to be special. You can't plan for
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perfect moment. Jost. Yeah, that could be something that happens
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to me now in the fiftieth Hopefully something happens Jay, Like,
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what was it five summers ago when they shot Trump
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at a rally? Joe? What did you do with the gun?
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Joe said, I had to do a show that night
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at this event where there are a bunch of comedians
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and everyone was like, he's still going to do a show.
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It was like two hours after it happened. It's such
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a charge thing. You don't want to go in it
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and be disrespectful, but then people are expecting something on
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it and they're sort of disappointed if you don't deliver.
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So what did you do? Joe? Joe said, I don't
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think I really talked about it. Maybe I mentioned it,
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but I got away from it quickly because I didn't
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feel comfortable joking about it yet. Lauren Michaels speaks. Lauren says,
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I think there's two things happening at the same time
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in SNL. An election, and I'm tired of everybody telling
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us that it's the most consequential one in history, because
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there's been a lot of big elections and the fiftieth anniversary,
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and I want to celebrate the season with people coming
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back who've been part of the show and who loved
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the show, not so much as host but just making appearances.
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And so the election has a chance for that because
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it's five or six shows. So Maya and some others
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coming back for the election will be fun for everybody
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paying attention to that. And I'll come and done that
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in a minute. And at the same time, there will
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be new people emerging a different generation. Joe says the
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word things. As soon as there's news like Kamalas running America,
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just starts debating who's going to play them on SNL
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before we've even had a conversation about it. There's a
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list of ten people who should play Tim Walls, the
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Hollow reporter said, I suspect having non cast members come
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into play politicians, it doesn't always sit well with the
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actual cast. Am I right? Joe said, If you're someone
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in the cast who is like I have a better
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impression that person coming in, it's probably frustrating, but it's
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the sort of reality of the show, all right. Here
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is the big question here that I alluded to you
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before and teld you to pay attention. Will James Austin
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Johnson continue playing Trump? Where do you welcome Alec Baldwin
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back Lorn Michaels pay attention to this answer. I think
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James will be there, but I don't want to get
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into what I'm doing that sucks. We'll talk more about
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that tomorrow. Steve Martin said you'd reach out to him
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about playing Tim Walls, and as he told the la Times,
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I wanted to say no. And by the way, Lauren
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wanted me to say no. Is that last part true?
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Lauren said, Yeah, Steve and I've been very good friends
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for longer than you've been alive, and it's not the
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thing he does, but there's lots of things he does
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that you'll be seeing. Hmm. I don't pick more of
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this article later in the week because I see got
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rolling down here as I talk nine more screens worth,
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So let's move on to something else. We have nine
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months to talk about SNL, and boy, the first half
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is long already. Yeah, let's save the nine screens worth
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of Lord Michael stuff. Tim Dillon has revealed the title
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of his new talk show special, This is Your Country.
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It'll be out October first in Tim Dillan This is
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Your Country, The Tim Dylan Show comic chats with everyday
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Americans about cryptocurrency, OnlyFans, and other outrageous issues. It's kind
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of Tim Dillon doing Jerry Springer, or if you're old
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and from New York City, remember the old Morton Downy show.
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It kind of seems like he's going for that. I
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pulled the trailer. It's just not going to work for
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purposes of this podcast. I like Tim Dillon a lot.
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I don't think this thing is for me, but I
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was chatting with a friend and we both think this
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thing could hit. You know, my taste does not everyone's taste.
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I think America's taste might really dig this special. My
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sense is they don't know what to do with Tim Dillon.
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Very funny but nobody's figured out what to do with
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them yet. Ellie King put out a new single high Road,
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so she got a bunch of press. As part of
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the press, spoke to people about her father, Rob Schneider
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and said, I never in a million years thought it
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was going to go viral. I was just speaking about
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my childhood and about my truth. I wasn't trying to
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hurt him. A lot of people said, how could she
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say that about her family and everything needs to be
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behind closed doors, and no it doesn't. Sometimes you just