No, Kevin Hart didn't murder someone. Still quiet on the Shane Gillis front.

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Caloroga, Shark Media Bloom, Johnny
Mack with your daily comedy news. Shane

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Gillis will host Saturday Night Live tomorrow. There's still really no press about him,

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which is surprising, but NBC finally
put out a teaser for the episode.

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In it, we see Shane Gillis
working out his monologue on a stage

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with almost no one in the audience. Let's listen. What sorry, man?

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Now you're fine? Are we interrupting? I was gonna I was gonna

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work on my monologue. Actually it's
nice. Can you guys check it out?

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Yeah? Sure, okay, all
right, so I'm gonna come out.

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I'll go Saturday. And then I
went to an Amish wedding once I

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was the only one there who could
do the electric slide. Yeah, okay,

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all right, new plan of the
Apes is coming out. It's gonna

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be bananas. Headlights are getting brighter. Politics. Now I do a little

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crowd work, like, are you
guys dating? Are you seeing each other?

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Yeah? It must be nice.
I've been alone for a while.

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How come dogs are the only ones
that get cool names? Not us?

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Too relatable? Yeah? Who likes
impressions in the crowd would be like?

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And then I'm like, you guys, ever see a horse and it's like

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and then that's that's pretty much it. That's about it. I'm about done

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with that monologue. Great, I
think it's right there, love it,

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thank you, and then it's like
Righty's annual Power of Comedy event will return

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to south By Southwest March eighth.
You'r honorees Samantha Bee, John Leguizamo,

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Nick Kroll, Lily Singh, Andrew
Reynolds, Hannah Einbender, Pamela Adlina Jubuki,

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Young White, Robbie Prau, and
Cazzie David. That is an interesting

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group, interesting carrying a lot of
water there for Johnny Mack. Sam Bee

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will receive the Comedy Innovator Award,
presented by Brooks Shields of course, obviously

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representing Sam's accomplishments as a comedian,
writer, author, and trailblazing late night

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TV host and producer. Robbie pra
you know him as the VP of Stand

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Up in Comedy Formats at NETFLX.
I worked with him back when he was

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at Just for Laughs. Good guy. He's done a great job with Netflix

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and Variety tells us. In that
role, he's been instrumental in helping to

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nurture a new generation of comedians,
as well as shepherding successful stand up events

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from a list comedians including Chris Rock, Davechapel, Etceteratca, Kroll and Rynolds

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will receive the Comedy Duo Award in
recognition of their work on I Don't Understand

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You, which premieres it south By
Southwest. It must be really good.

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It's not even out and it won
the award. Okay co star Morgan Spector

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will present them with the award.
What are We Doing here? Guys?

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John Leguizama will be honored with the
Comedy Actor Award for his project Travino Likes

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It, which will also premiere at
south By. What is going On?

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Don't you actually have to have?
Like? Best Podcast of the Year,

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Tomorrow's Deely Comedy News, the one
I Haven't even recorded yet, Best Podcast

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of the Year, What Are We
Doing? And Variety's backing this up with.

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Leguizamo's storied career in comedy also includes
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second, watch your rattle off.
John Leguizamo's famous comedy films, Give you

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another second? Here, you got
them, You got the whole list right,

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Yeah, of course, Tu Wang
Fu. Thanks for everything. Julie

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Newmar and the Ice Age franchise.
What are we even doing? Nick Fune

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will present Leguzama with that award.
Hannah Einbender will receive the Comedy Actress Award

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or She's really good on Hacks.
That's fine. That'll be presented by Gene

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Smart, also from Hacks, which
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I think we're giving awards and just
promoting our things, don't you.

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Pamela Adlon gets the Comedy Director Award
for Babes, which also premieres at South

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Pye Point, taking John we got
it the first six times. Adlin's notable

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credits include serving as the writer,
director, executive producer, and star of

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the award winning FX comedy series Better
Things. Hold On. I just got

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a text this is real from my
daughter. She's at the National Donuts chain

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and she texted, me, how
do I see past orders? The lady

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is arguing with me that I didn't
order a donut. I have to pull

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up my app. I don't even
have my phone with me now, she

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wrote, nevermind leave it in.
I'm writing back, okay, recording.

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I'll go down on the National Donuts
chain and tell them we spend twenty five

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thirty dollars a day there between me, my daughter and when I get my

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mom's stuff, So don't accuse us
of trying to steal a donut. Where

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were we? Pamela Adlin will be
honored with the Comedy Director Award for her

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work on Babes. Her notable credits
include serving as the writer, director,

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executive producer, and star of the
award winning FX comedy series Better Things.

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Remember Better Things? Of course you
do, just case out. I'll google

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it so we can all remember together
what Better Things is was Better Things the

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story of Sam Fox, a single
mother and working actor with no filter,

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trying to raise her three daughters.
This ran from twenty sixteen to twenty twenty

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two without me noticing it while hosting
a daily podcast. Willie Sing will receive

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the inaugural Comedy Crossover Award. I'm
gonna not even read the paragraph. I'm

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gonna guess She's going to receive the
Comedy Crossover Award for Something premiering at south

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By Let's see for her evolution as
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host, and now to actor culminating
in her comedy film Doing It, premiering

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at south By Southwest. To come
on with this, I'm not reading any

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more of that. That is just
nonsense. Last weekend, Joe Coy set

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a new record after his two shows
at the La Forum. Joe Coy is

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now the only comedian to hold the
title for most headlining shows by a comedian

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with six shows at the Kia,
all of which were completely sold out,

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which is shocking because he recently made
horrible, horrible fun of Taylor Swift.

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Here, let's listen the big difference
between the Golden Globes and the NFL.

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On the Golden Gloves, we have
fewer camber shots of Taylor Swift Boy.

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That is harsh. I don't know
how anyone would go see this person after

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he was so mean to Taylor.
Joe Koi went on Instagram to share the

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massive accomplishment with his newly awarded plaque. He captured it first comedian to sell

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out the Forum six times. I'm
living the dream. I Love you,

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La. Adam Sandler is filming his
special at the Nocturn Theater in Glendale.

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He's doing several shows from the twenty
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those together and hope we can get
a funny performance out of it. Good

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luck. Yeah, Caddie John is
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I drank your coffees. I'm back
to my real opinions. Adam Sandlor not

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funny. Let me look this up. He's not really doing four shows to

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get a special. They usually do
two, which I understand because you need

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pickups and whatnot or something that's go
great. But four is a lot.

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Let me say wow. Two shows
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on Thursday, and one on Friday. I mean, part of that might

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just be you can sell a ton
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also between the five shows out can
get a good performance. This next item

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is just shocking, and I'm sorry
to upset everybody, But according to a

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Variety, I know this is going
to shock a lot of you, so

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you might just want to take a
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Adam Sandler has a movie coming out
called Spaceman. Apparently it's not good.

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Sorry, I know, I just
ruined your weekend, I know, right,

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Like Adam Sandler and a cgi alien? How can that not be great?

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Variety writes Adam Sandler, we can
all agree, is a serious actor.

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Time's a great one is comic DNA
will often threat its way to performance,

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has but not always an uncut gems. He had a frantic agro desperation

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worthy of a scor Sesi crime film. That's right in Hustle, the crowd

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pleasing Netflix sports drama, and,
as I recently said, the second best

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Adam Sadlor film. He played a
pro basketball scout with a minshe mouthonis that

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carry the audience right along. So
when you sit down and watch Space Man,

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in which Sandler plays a morosely bearded
and I'm tired looking Czechoslovakian astronaut who's

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six months into a solo mission to
the far side of the Solar System,

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you give Adam Sandler the benefit of
the doubt. Of course you do.

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If any actor has the resources to
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this one, rides variety, it's
probably Adam Sandler. Of course, who

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else would you possibly cast in such
a dramatic role, But variety says,

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Spaceman It's my duty to report is
a glum and meandering science fiction fairy tale

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of a movie. It premiered at
the Berlin Film Festival, and you could

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see why it was programmed there.
It's got an austereur dystopian vibe that allows

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it to pass for an art film. Sailor certainly does what he can with

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the role, but the director doesn't
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See it's the director's fault. Spaceman
gets lost in space and mostly just sits

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there limply because everything that happens is
too soft. Right to the spoiler whoh

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spoiler article. I won't ruin it
for you. I know you want to

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watch this. You know you go
to a theater this weekend, or just

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wait, it'll be on Netflix next
Friday. Sorry to ruin your weekend like

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that. Let me cheer you up
and tell you. Nicki Minaj wants to

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add Kat Williams to her Pink Friday
to World tour. She tells us she's

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looking to bring the funniest managed show
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Nicky says, I know that he's
the busiest managed show business. I

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know that he's rich. I know
that he's the funniest man of show business.

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Can y'all hit up Kat Williams and
ask him what would be his price

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to be part of the Pink Friday
to Gag City tour. Williams has yet

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to respond to Minaj's inquiry, which
reminds me neither Joe Rogan or Conan have

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gotten back to me about my challenge
to fight either of them, or perhaps

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even both of them at the same
time. At UFC three hundred, they

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are wuss's Kevin Hart has not murdered
anyone. That was trending. Apparently someone

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else, also named Kevin Hart has
been arrested in charge with murder, and

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this is not funny. But the
person who is murdered is named Jackie Robinson,

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so I'm sure there's going to be
all sorts of weird google going on.

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But the famous comedian Kevin Hart has
not murdered anyone. A bunch of

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things out today. Bernie Max posthumous
album Tapes from m King is out on

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Kevin Hart's record Lay Adam Burke has
a new comedy album called Weaponized Empathy,

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Chris Martin has a new album called
Above Ground Comedian, and Jenny Slate's Seasoned

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Professionals on Amazon Prime today. The
mainstream media has just done a lot of

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fawning over Jenny Slayton several articles,
and I've wanted to share them with you,

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But as much as I quote from
articles, there's very little interesting in

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these articles. I don't know what
is going on. I just read them

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and I'm like, hey, that
happen. Here's one from the Hollywood Reporter

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who asks Jenny slat seems like there's
an expectation for stand ups to deliver specials

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at a fairly regular pace these days. Do you feel pressured? Jenny tells

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the Hollywood Reporter, Thank god,
I don't. The pressure that I feel

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arrived from me around fourth grade,
and continues on, I'm forty one,

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and that's just will they like me. It's not really up to me,

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is it. I try my best
and hope the audience understands that I want

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to be with them. This shows
what I have to offer. It's my

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weird dowry. One of the best
things about filming a special is this feeling

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that comes after It's like, who
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while. It would be a sad
day for me to say I'll never do

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stand up again. Doesn't feel realistic. But I'm increasingly interested in other ways

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that I could be funny, on
stage that don't involve the tight rope of

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stand up. It's really weird to
be afraid of the audience because it's not

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about the audience. It's about my
wobbly grass on my own sense of power,

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whether I can drive this vehicle that
is me onto that stage. Chris

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Martin's album Not That One, points
out the press release, Above Garround Comedian

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is out today on Blonde Medicine.
In Above Ground Comedian Chris Martin, Not

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That One tells tales of how his
parents informed Chris's foray into parenthood, his

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shortcomings of veganism, surviving marriage,
cultural assimilation as a Brits living in LA

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and of course, his dog's butt
love It. Adam Burke's album Weaponize Empathy

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on a Special Thing at Records.
He has takes on health issues, the

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real meanings of Generation X, and
an Irish Hello originally from Ireland by way

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of Australian England. Long Story,
tells the press release. Adam's been performing

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comedy in Chicago and there at the
US for seventeen years. From Gossip Corner,

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Tim Dillon has listed his house for
five million dollars, apparently, according

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to the rob Report, previously owned
by Silicon Valley actor Thomas Middleditch. Tim

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paid four to six for it.
Now he want's a little under five million

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for it. Originally built in the
early seventies, these Spanish style premises have

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been renovated throughout the years. It
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a guest cottage with a steam showered
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garage tucked away in a cliff top
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of an acre high above Mulholland Drive. The main house is introduced via decator

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of arches spanning the entire front of
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The Robberport tells us. Probably best
known for the Tim Dillon Show, which

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has massed one million weekly listeners,
the thirty nine year old New York native

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also maintains a nine hundred thousand dollars
house in Austin and a two point six

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million dollar house in Southampton. Tim
Dillon's pod is doing okay. Al Magriical

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and Jay Larson have a new podcast. This one is called The dust Up.

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In the dust Up, Almgriical and
Jay Larson will take a deep dive

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into historic fights, feuds, and
melee's and break them down each week.

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Some of the fights Adidas versus Puma, Biggie versus Tupac, R two D

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two versus C three po Yeah,
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that they have temper and anger issues. I don't know, gimmick podcast,

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I don't know, sure, why
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recording, and you'll get to enjoy
your five dollars by listening to me babbel.

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See you tomorrow,