Oscars - Jimmy Kimmel eats it, John Mulaney crushes it. Plus 3 controversies involving Matt Rife, Jimmy Carr, Kevin Hart

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Kalaroga Shark Media a lots of cover. Jimmy kimmelaid, it's John Mlaney crushed

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it. We'll talk about the oscars
in a second, but there are other

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news stories as well. Miami Dolphin
star Tyreek Hill ended up in a heated

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exchange with a woman at a Kevin
Hart comedy show. Hill had been accused

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of sitting in the woman's seat.
TMZ reported that Hill was at Kevin Hart's

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show at the Roxy in Atlanta.
The woman grabbed him after Hill sat down.

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The report says it seems the woman
was the more aggressive party. TMZ

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also reported that she pushed a member
of Tyreek Hill's team before security intervened.

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Com County PD told TMZ after reviewing
the video, they determined the woman was

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the primary aggressor. He decided to
leave rather than let things go too far.

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Always a good decision. Speaking of
Kevin Hart, on Wednesday Nights,

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the masked singer Kevin Hart stumbled his
way through Neo's So Sick, drawing laughs

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from the judges. The p could
not contain themselves as Kevin Hart, whose

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voice was unmistakable underneath the boxy costume, bumbled his way through the song through

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a voice changer. Kevin Hart said, I've done a lot, but what

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am I doing right now? This
might be my most novel experience yet.

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When the reveal came a Robin Thick
had guessed it was Kevin Hart. Thick

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hugged Kevin Nick. Cannon complained that
Kevin Hart was breaking the rules. Kennon

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said, this is stupid. That
was the worst performance ever in the history

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of the show. How about that, Kevin Hart said, on purpose?

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Nick, I performed bad on purpose. Cannon shot back, you embarrass yourself.

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That was stupid. No, I
don't look stupid. I look put

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together, Nick. There's nothing stupid
about me. You know who looks stupid?

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You in that stupid jacket. Good
buzz On Saturday Night Live, did

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you see Scarlett Johansson portray Senator Katie
Britt doing the rebuttal to the State of

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the Union. Very very good.
Jimmy Carr in trouble. The New York

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Post went with the headline comedian Jimmy
Carr's vile joke at deaf audience member causes

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outrage. This isn't comedy, all
right, So Jimmy Carr is there performing

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in Kent. Carly is at the
show. Carly says Jimmy Carr picked her

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out of the front row because she
was wearing a beret. Asking why she

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was wearing it, Carly says,
I used my right hand to lift my

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beret, exposing my hearing aid.
I hope he was at least a decent

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guy and would move on knowing I
was deaf. It didn't work. It

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had the opposite effect, as I
was like a sitting deaf duck. Now

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I don't think she understands what happens
at a Jimmy Carr show. She said

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she was using a transcribing app on
her phone read what Carr was saying during

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the set. Carr then addressed her
again and asked if she was going to

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call for backup from the French Resistance. That's a good joke. Then he

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was talking about how you can say
anything about deaf people because they can't hear

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you. I was shocked. This
isn't comedy. How did you wind up

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in the front row of a Jimmy
Carr show. This is exactly what he

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does. I like Jimmy car a
lot. Don't read anything in the day.

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I'm on team Jimmy Carr. Here
that punchline about it because they can't

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hear you. That's Jimmy's act.
Carly said, comedy is an amazing tool

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for progressive change. Yet Jimmy decided
to use this platform to put down those

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who have a tough life. There's
a joke and then there's absolutely insulting.

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It's vile to the deaf community.
It's just not acceptable. He doesn't need

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to do that. He's rich enough. Okay. Meanwhile, another story before

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we get to the Oscars, comedian
at Nima Yumini has apparently backtracked about that

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whole Matt Rife thing. Remember the
lawyers got involved, told you about that

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yesterday. In a new video clip
you Meani said, while back, I

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did a parody video on my page
and then threw Twitter under the bus,

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saying Twitter posted his parody video without
context and passed off his jokes truth.

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Emani said, I don't know Matt
Rife, I've never met him, but

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my silly joke should not discredit him. I really do wish him success,

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and my content is entirely satire.
Sounds like the lawyers told you what to

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say. My content is exclusively for
entertainment, no hitting agendas, so please

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everyone, stop hating based on rumors, lies, gossip, jokes. Matt

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Rife didn't have me do this,
But I want to give an explanation that

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was wrong. The Matt Rife conspiracy
is just not true. I think we

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all knew that Cant Williams ran the
forty yard dash. Yeah, a lot

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of news, right, I want
to get to the oscars. But all

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these stories came, and Cant Williams
ran the forty yard dash at the Sports

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Academy in Texas. He ran it
in four point nine seven seconds at fifty

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two years old. By comparison,
Dak Prescott, who's the quarterback of the

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Cowboys at age twenty two, ran
the forty and four point seven nine.

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Again, four point ninety seven and
four point seventy nine, not all that

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different. All right, on to
the OSCARS. I was driving back from

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Boston and we were playing YouTube TV
through my car speakers, so I wasn't

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at all watching Jimmy Kimmel, but
I was listening, and my daughter was

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with me. She was watching,
and our takeaway was sounded to us like

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Jimmy was struggling that the crowd wasn't
with him. Suddenly, Joe Coy's not

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so bad at this, know what
I'm saying. Yeah, Jimmy never found

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a rhythm. The Daily Mail recapped. They said Kimmell, returning for the

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fourth time, left the eight listers
grinning and cringing in equal measure as he

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took to the stage. They talked
about the awkward thing when Kimmel said,

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Robert Downey Junior one of the highest
points of his career, but Robert has

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been Then Downy pointed to his face, leading Kimmel to add, was that

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two on the note was a drug
motion that you made? But look at

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him? Me so handsome sotalities when
every war there is to win? Is

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that an acceptance speech in your pocket? Or you just have a very rectangular

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body part? That joke fell flat. Later in the show, Kimmel appeared

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to catch the ire of Emma Stone
as he made fun of Poor Things,

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joking about the explicit sex scenes in
that film, saying that they showed the

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only parts of Poor Things that they
were allowed to show on TV. Yeah,

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so, like I said, suddenly, Joe Coy's not so bad at

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this. She get a bad room. I think Kimmel's a great host.

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I started the night thinking, Jimmy
Kimmel should host the Oscars for the rest

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of time. But he didn't nail
it last night, and you know who

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did, John Mullaney. John Mullaney
got up, I'm sourcing this next piece

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of audio from two different things because
I don't want to miss the first joke.

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So the yadaile was a little shaky
for five to ten seconds, and

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then I'll go to the better audio. But here's mullany crushing would that sound?

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We wouldn't have been able to hear
such classic lines as You're gonna need

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a bigger boat. I'll have what
she's having. And he was in the

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Amazon with my mother when she was
researching spiders just before she died. Or

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what about that moment in Field of
Dreams when we hear if you build it,

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he will come. And then Costner
does it. He builds a baseball

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field. Well, I guess he
doesn't build it. He mows down corn,

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and then there is a field,
and then he's like, I'm gonna

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watch Ghost play baseball. And the
bank is like, you want to pay

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your mortgage and he's like, nah, I'm gonna watch Ghost play baseball.

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And Danny finds James Earl Jones,
who wrote The Boat Rocker, which I

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thought was a real book deep into
my twenties, and he's like, people

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will come ray. He's the only
one with a financial plan. But what's

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weird is Timothy Bussfield pushes little Gabby
Hoffman off the bleachers and she falls down

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and she's unconscious. Den Bert Lancaster's
Moonlight Graham and he comes up and he

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pats around the back a couple times, and he's like hot dogs stuck in

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the throat, and then he can't
go back in the game because I guess

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there's a rule in ghost baseball that
if you leave the field at any point

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to become an elderly ghost and do
the Heimlich maneuver, you can't return to

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the field. I love the Dreams
That should win Best Picture. Should John

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mulaney, who's the Oscars next year. I'll bet a dollar that he does.

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He hosted some sort of secondary of
tertiary awards. I don't know if

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the SAG Awards or what he did, but he did something recently. I

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wouldn't be shocked after two years of
Kimmel and Kimmel being a little off his

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game last night if they tried out
Mullaney next year. I think Millenie would

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be a good choice. And I
do really like Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy

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saved his best for last the show. Early on, as my daughter and

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I drove home, they had given
away one award in the first half hour.

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We were like, this thing's gonna
sail long. And by the end

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they were a couple of minutes short
and Jimmy had to kill time, and

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boy, this was his best two
minutes. Let's listen. I was just

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you know, this doing this show
is not about me, and I appreciate

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you having me is really about you
and Emma and all these great actors and

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actresses and filmmakers. But I was
totally have like an extra minute, and

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I'm really proud of something. I
was wondering if I could share it with

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you. I just got a review. And has there ever been a worse

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host than Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars? His opening was that of a less

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than average person trying too hard to
be something which he is not. Never

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can be get rid of Kimmel and
perhaps replace him with another washed up but

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cheap ABC talent, George slop Monopolis. He would make everybody on stage,

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look bigger, stronger, and more
glamorous. Blah blah blah, make America

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great again. Okay, now see
if you can guess which former president just

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close said that on Shusan anyone?
No, Well, thank you, President

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Trump, Thank you for watching.
I'm surprised you're still isn't it past your

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jail time? Speaking of movies,
you know, I was having just a

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great day prepping the show and I
see this link from Forbes Hollywood's best paid

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actor. Guess who it is?
Can you? Can? You guess already?

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You can hear it in my voice. Now you might be thinking,

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I don't know. It might be
somebody like Robert Downey Junior. He's Iron

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Man, He's an Oppenheimer. You
know somebody like that. Nope, Nope,

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nope. The highest paid actor according
to Forbes, Adam Sandler, Forbes

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tells us. Since signing his first
two hundred and fifty million dollar four picture

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deal with Netflix in twenty fourteen,
Sandler has started eight movies for Netflix.

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I have to produced several more through
his Happy Madison production company. In the

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first six months of twenty twenty three
alone, Netflix subscribers spent more than five

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hundred million hours watching Sandler movies five
hundred million hours. According late, Netflix

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has rewarded the prolific funny man with
not only one of the most luca of

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contracts in the entertainment industry, but
one with enormous creative freedom. Sandler's three

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movies in twenty twenty three included Murder
Mystery two, Okay You're So Not Invited

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to My Bot, mitzvahs s Daring
his Wife and Daughters, and the animated

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movie Leo, I Forgot That Happened. Combined with his forty four stand up

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comedy shows, Sandler earned an estimated
seventy three million dollars last year. The

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rest of the Listen Kasher, Curious, Margo Robbie second at fifty nine million,

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Tom Cruz I've Heard of Him forty
five millions for Ryan Gosling, tied

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with Matt Damon. They made forty
three million. Jennifer Andison Now she's in

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the Morning show on Apple TV and
Adam Sandler movies. Maybe I should just

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start sucking up to Adam Sandler instead
of sitting here in the basement trash of

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the Guy seven. Leo DiCaprio forty
one million. Jason Statham also forty one,

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Ben Affleck thirty eight and Denzel Washington
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possible. James Adomie and Matt Besser
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be all over that. A lot
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What's throwing me here is it says
the Creek in the Cave, which I

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know moved from Queens to Austin.
That's just weird to me that a comy

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club moves, you know, baseball
franchise. Tim Allen is getting another sitcom

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on ABC, at least a pilot. This one is called Shifting Gears.

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Tim Allen plays Matt, the stubborn
widowed owner of a classic car restoration shop.

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When mattis strange daughter and her teenage
kids, move into the house,

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the real restoration begins. Boy,
what an original premise. Somebody's going to

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be the old dad and the daughter
moves back in with the kids. Never

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seen a sitcom like that. I
can't wait. And a little crossover with

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Pallace Intrigue, which is the podcast
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Kate Middleton? Huh huh huh.
Well, Comedian Fern Brady is up against

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Prince Harry for a major book award. Fern Brady's book is Strong female Character.

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Harry's is called Spare. You may
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was the best selling book of twenty
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Book Awards known as the Nibbies.
I like that because of the Golden Nibshad

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Trophy. We'll be announced on May
thirteenth. And that is your comedy news

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