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Calaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mac with your
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daily comedy news. Do you like comedy? Do you like fairies?
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Pete Davidson and Colin Jost are doing a free comedy
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show on their decommissioned Staten Island Ferry boondoggle that they
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paid $ 280, 000 for back in 2022. The free comedy show
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will feature rising comedians and it takes place in New
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York City, September 17th. Wait, I should probably go. I
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actually have to be in New York City that night
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for the podcasting conference. I'm already in town. I'm already
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crashing at my daughter's place. I should go. Well, John,
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fans can claim free tickets online starting today. You may
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recall back in 2022, Pete Davidson, who's now 32 years old,
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Colin Jost, 44, They purchased the decommissioned John F. Kennedy
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Staten Island Ferry at auction for $ 280, 000. Since then, they've
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hosted a number of events on the vessel, including Tommy
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Hilfiger's 2025 New York Fashion Week show. But on September 17th,
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when Johnny Mac will be in New York City and
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should probably just go, you're already there. The ferry will
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become the Snapple Island Ferry. I see what the sponsor
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did there. A one-day-only free comedy club built to give
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New Yorkers an unexpectedly refreshing break from the daily grind,
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says Snapple. The show, hosted by Pete and Jost and
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produced by the Stand Restaurant and Comedy Club, the show
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will feature sets from the fastest rising stars on the
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comedy scene. Pete Davidson in a statement said, Turning the
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ferry into a floating comedy club with Snapple makes more
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sense than anything else we considered. And it still doesn't
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make much sense. That's Pete saying that, not shouting back.
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Either way, we're giving people a chance to take a break,
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have a laugh, and do something completely ridiculous with us.
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A limited number of free tickets will begin dropping daily
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at 3 o'clock today, Eastern Time, and continue through the 8th.
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Fans can claim a pair of free tickets for themselves
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and a guest at register.snappleislandofferry.com. There's a limit of one
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pair per person. Where is Pier 17, Johnny Mac? It
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is 89 South Street in New York City, so that's
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the Lower East Side, very lower. If you can't make it,
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Snapple will share clips and content from the events on
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their social channel, including Snapple Instagram, don't act like you
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don't follow it, and TikTok. Pete said he and Jost
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will also be giving people a ton of free Snapple.
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Pete was asked if he'll crack open a Snapple and
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he said, oh, I'll give you a nice crack and sip.
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Tires will keep going. Picked up for season four at Netflix.
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No surprise there. What a great show. Are you watching it?
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How come you're not watching it? What are you doing?
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How funny does Shane Gillis have to be to get
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you to watch something? Shane gave his usual short quote
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and he said, it's cool to get to make another
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season of Tires. He never says much. I love it.
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Tires recently released third season, reached number five on Netflix's
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top ten English list, its highest position yet. Since its
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debut in 2024, Tires has amassed more than 45 million
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views across three seasons. Tracy Picosta, Netflix's VP of U.S. comedy,
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said Tires continues to deliver the unapologetic comedy and authentic
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point of view Shane, John, and Steve's fans know and love.
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And season three, hitting its highest ever top ten ranking,
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proves this fandom just keeps growing. See what happens when
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you don't cancel things after one season, Netflix? Huh? And
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good news for Hannah Burner, the story's finally making the podcast. John,
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is it getting close to Labor Day weekend and there's
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not a lot of news? There's enough news, but I've
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bounced this enough times. The headline from the New York Times,
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Hannah Burner is having the last laughter. What if she could?
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You see, since a jaw injection went awry and left
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Hannah Burner unable to smile, she's made the most of
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her predicament. Hannah has been calling this Smilegate. She had
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received injections to eliminate symptoms of TMJ, a condition that
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can cause jaw tightness, pain, and headaches, which she had
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dealt with since childhood. Then she went to receive Dysports,
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an injectable similar to Botox that smooths wrinkles, but is
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sometimes used off-label to treat TMJ symptoms. The Times tell
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us Hannah Burner quickly felt a stiffness she had not
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experienced before. Hannah recalled that smile felt like weightlifting. Four
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days later, she was unable to smile or speak clearly.
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That is terrifying. Hannah Burner told the Times, Right before
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everything went down, I was bragging on my podcast about
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how your 30s are so great because every possible bad
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thing that can happen to you happens in your 20s.
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And by your 30s, you're like, I can handle anything.
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And then this happened. My worst nightmare is hurting my
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own podcast because I'm an idiot who got something done
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on her face that was not necessary. When she noticed
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her face wasn't getting better, she decided it was time
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to open up. About two weeks after the injections, she
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showed her smile on her video podcast. He now says,
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I'm one of those people who's excited to age looking
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like myself. So this was a good learning lesson to
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treat your face with love. I think that should be
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on a T-shirt. Treat your face with love. Jeffrey Curry,
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who's Netflix special Nice to Meet You, is very enjoyable
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if you haven't seen it. He spoke with How Success
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Happens and shared his five tips for like crowd work
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and improv stuff. Number one, prepare before you improvise. Jeff says,
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I always have a plan. I always have a reason
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to bring something up. You're never going to see me
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like kind of floundering and then going, all right, so
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what's your story over here? Instead, he's always trying to
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find trigger words to go into my own material and
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own stories. Tip number two, don't let success distract you.
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He says he moved from a decent apartment to, quote,
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living in a basement with rats with five other guys.
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You have to be OK with struggling financially. I'd rather
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live in a basement filled with rats doing stand up
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than living in a high rise. Being an accountant, it's
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a matter of love of the game. Not sure I
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agree with all that. Three, take one risk per show.
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In every set, he tries one new, unproven joke. Tuck
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between two he knows will land. That makes sense. That's
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how you build a set. Tip number four, don't blame
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the audience. A brutal cruise ship gig taught Akiri to
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look inward before pointing fingers. He followed someone who crushed,
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then he watched half the crowd walk out mid-set. He said,
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I'm a comic who blamed the audience in the past,
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but I also blame myself. I'm never going to 100%
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blame them. I always try to think, hey, you still
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got to learn from stuff. Have you ever taken a cruise?
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I've gone to some of these shows. By the evening,
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I'm quite tired. It's not always about the act. It's
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about sleep. Number five, adapt or get left behind. That
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is good advice. I tell my college students all the time,
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don't become a dinosaur. It's advice for creators who guard
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their content too closely. Well, then you need to write
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more to compensate for that. You have to find another niche.
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There's no, hey, if I get into this club, they're
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going to get me a network deal anymore. It's all
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up to you to get into people's brains. Throw stuff
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at the wall, man. Some of it's not going to land,
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but that's fine. The only way to build momentum is
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to stay fresh in their minds. The Verge asked W.
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Kamau Bell about technology, specifically phones and stuff. Hey, Kamau,
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what's your most indispensable tool? He says a charger. All
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of this is just shiny paperweights without a charger. Which
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app is most underappreciated? Now, he answered this before a
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recent news development, but I think you'll see where we're
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going here. He said, I wish MapQuest app was better
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so I didn't have to use the Trump billionaire guy's apps.
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You know who I'm talking about. The map apps that
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have the Gulf of Mexico listed as the Gulf of America.
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All caps. So embarrassing. Three exclamation points. I wonder how
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he feels about Lake Ontario. Send your letters to W.
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Kamau Bell. Hey, I want to shout out Patrick, and
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thank you, Patrick, and bad form for me. I was
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cleaning up my inbox, and I saw Patrick had bought
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me two coffees at buymeacoffee.com slash dailycomedynews. It's one of
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the many ways you can support the show, but you
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can throw a couple bucks in the tip jar like
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Patrick did, and I will thank you on this podcast,
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apparently two and a half weeks later. Thank you, sir,
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and sorry, dude, that's bad form by me. I actually
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feel really bad that I didn't catch that in time,
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but I don't have a time machine, so this is
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all I can do. But I thank you for the support.
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Another way you can support the show is if you're
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on Apple Podcasts, click the banner where it says Uninterrupted Listening,
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and for $ 5 a month, you'll get this show ad-free
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around 7.15 in the morning. There's just technical reasons that
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I can't put the commercial-free version up at 3.05 a.m.
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Eastern when the regular episode comes out, unless I set
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an alarm and get up every morning at 3.05 a.m.,
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and I'm not doing that. I produced morning show radio
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for four months one time 25 years ago. No, it's
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30 years ago now, and I hated it. So Johnny
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Mac's not getting up at 3.05. You'll get your commercial-free
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episode at 7.15 a.m., and I hope that's okay. But
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for $ 5 a month, click the banner that says Uninterrupted Listening,
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or just buy me a coffee. I mean, I'm at
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the Donuts chain every single morning. Lately, I've been getting two.
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I don't know if it's the weather or what, but
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about half the time, I'm getting two coffees now. Patrick,
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thank you. Hey, remember I told you the whole thing
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with the Lion King people were mad about the comedian?
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who had joked that the Lion King song translated to mean, look,
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there's a lion, oh my God, and the Lion King
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people freaked out. Well, the Grammy-winning lyricist behind the Lion
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King's famous opening vocals is being ordered to pay nearly $ 40, 000
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in attorney's fees after unsuccessfully suing a comedian for making
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fun of the song. You may recall South African comedian
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Jonasie was hit with a $ 27 million lawsuit earlier this
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year from the songwriter. The joke that the lyrics at
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the beginning of The Circle of Life translated to, Look,
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there is a lion, oh my God, and the songwriter
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was so offended that he sued for $ 27 million for
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a joke made on a podcast. A March 16th lawsuit
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filed in the U.S. District Court for the Central District
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of California labeled Jonas' humorous mistranslation as a, quote, fabricated,
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trivializing distortion meant as a sick joke, saying it damaged the, quote,
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royal praise poetry. Now, the lawsuit translated the line as
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all hail the king. We all bow in the presence
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of the king. Again, I'll remind you, the joke was
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that it translates to look, there is a lion. Oh,
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my God. Which is both funny and not the translation.
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I don't want to get sued here. Let me be clear.
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That is not the translation. I don't want to trivialize
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the lyrics from the Lion King cartoon song. In a
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now deleted Instagram post, Jonas E. had said this was
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just a joke and comedy always has a way of
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starting a conversation. I told him this. This is now
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your chance to actually educate people, because now people are listening.
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I was even ready to create a video with him,
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to be honest. Personally, I had no idea it had
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a deeper meaning. Anyway, the lawsuit was struck down, and
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the songwriter ordered to pay thousands of dollars, $ 39, 560 dollars,
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The order says the prevailing defendant won the case due
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to an anti-slap-with-two-p's motion, which means the court struck down
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what it believed was a frivolous and costly suit designed
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to punish Jonassey for his joke. But as we like
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to say here in the basement, all hail the king.
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We all bow in the presence of the king. Now,
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if you're heading over to Abu Dhabi, it's Abu Dhabi
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comedy season. They have shows spread out for months, but
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the newest addition is Whitney Cummings, who will perform at
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the Etihad Arena on January 31st. Abu Dhabi comedy season
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also includes Morgan Jay on October 11th, Russell Peters on
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October 25th, Mo Amr November 6th, Maz Jobrani November 7th,
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and Paul Smith on the 31st of January. British comedian
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Stuart Lee did one of those Q & As with
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The Times, the part I will pick out. They asked,
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you know, some boilerplate questions, and they asked Stuart Lee, Hey,
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what did you waste an evening watching? And Stuart Lee said,
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Dave Chappelle at Leicester Square Theatre, which was lazy, boorish, clichéd,
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and unpleasant. I'm going to shout it out of correction
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to factual inaccuracy. His bespoke heavies got heavy, so I split. So, Stuart,
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you heckled Dave Chappelle, is what you're saying? What are
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you doing, dude? Respect the work, even if you don't
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like it. The New York Times apparently publishes special crossword
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puzzles for subscribers, and I'm a subscriber, and I was
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playing around with this one earlier today. It's a Saturday
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Night Live-themed crossword puzzle. Constructed by Times Puzzle editor Christina
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Iverson and former cast member Rachel Dratch. One across asks you,
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what is the L of SNL? Do you know the
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answer to that one? What is the L of SNL?
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Four letters. Can you get that one? Fifteen across. One
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named Singer, who was a two-time musical guest and one-time host.
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I got that one right, too. I'm not telling you.
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We are told as an entry, SNL, and I'm not
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telling you what the L stands for, originally clued as
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Variety Show Since 1975 Abbreviations. SNL has since appeared 270 times,
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its clues often featuring trivia about its hosts, cast members,
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and the show itself. But I'm not telling you what
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the L stands for. But I will tell you that
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the L in LA Times stands for Los, or Las,
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as those East Coasters say, Los Angeles. Anyway, the LA