Porn star kicked out of Matt Rife concert, a full 7 minute rant on Shane Gillis, and Taylor Swift liked Trevor Noah's jokes!

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm
Shoanny mag with your daily comedy news man.

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There's a lot going on. I
was gonna lead off with Shane Gillis,

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and then a bunch of stories jumped
on top. How about this headline

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for The New York Post. Adult
film star Lisa Ann dragged out of Matt

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Rife comedy show and handcuffs. They
quote her as saying, I did nothing

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wrong. All right, what's the
deal here? Podcast host and former adult

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film actress Lisa Ann. Lisa Ann
and I have at least one thing in

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common. Went to see comedian Matt
Rife. I've never seen Matt Rife,

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so it's not that perform at Radio
City Music Hall and ended the night in

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handcuffs. Oh no, she tweeted, because it's Twitter, and we tweet

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on Twitter. I don't know about
that letter that Elon Musk uses. She

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tweeted. So I was dragged out
of the Matt Rice Show tonight in handcuffs,

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stating I was using my phone.
I had not used my phone.

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I was just enjoying the show.
Forty five minutes in handcuffs, sent to

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an ambulance and released. Meanwhile,
I missed the show I was so looking

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forward to. She accompanied her post
with a video of herself being escorted out

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by NYPD officers. Where she get
the video? Was she using her phone

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shouting I did nothing wrong, I
didn't touch my phone. I wanted to

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see Matt Rife because he's a friend
of mine, and I go to jail.

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In her comment, she added,
putting a period between each word,

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as I'll phrase it, this is
not a bits real life. I was

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arrested tonight at Matt Rife show at
Radio City Music Hall. Hashtag WTF.

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So she's either confused or just wanted
to shout out Mark Marin there, bad

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joke, John, keep going.
The post points out although Anne said she

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was going to jail in her follow
up tweet, she claims she was released

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after forty five minutes. A source
from the venue tells the Post that Lisa

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Ann was allegedly recording the show,
which is prohibited. When she was asked

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to stop and refused, the NYPD
got involved. Must have been a quiet

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crime night in New York City.
Hey, we need two officers to respond

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to porn stars recording Matt Riffe's show
at Radio Music Hall. Nothing else happening

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in New York that they need to
deal with that. Same source tells the

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Post she was not removed for the
phone. She was removed because she was

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disruptive. She was being very disorderly. How disorderly could you be at a

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Matt Rife concert? Some people speculated
because of her past career. I'm not

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going there. No idea wasn't there. I can't imagine that. It's not

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like Lauren Bobert was at the show. All right, that was funny.

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The source says. She started getting
loud. The police were there, and

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she started kicking them. See that
doesn't add up to me, because I'm

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pretty sure if you kick a police
officer, somebody's gonna start throwing around the

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word assault. Right. I'm not
a lawyer, but I don't think I

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could just kick a police officer and
get let go forty five minutes later.

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Case you're wondering who this is,
Lisa Ann is best known for playing a

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parody version of former Alaska Governor Sarah
Palin a certain genre of film and now

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you're like, oh, I know
who that is? Yes, you do?

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You naughty boy? Talk about unfair
poor Joe Coy. You may recall

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a few weeks ago that Taylor Swift
appeared to murder Joe Cooy's career. Bring

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it, Swifties. Listen to this
headline from Yahoo. The Internet is praising

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Trevor Noah for his respectful but funny
jokes about Taylor Swift at the Grammys.

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Now, let me remind you what
Joe Koy actually said that cost Taylor Swift

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to apparently murder his career. Joe
Coy's terrible, mean, horrible joke.

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How could he possibly say this about
Taylor? Joe Cooy's joke was the big

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difference between the Golden Globes in the
NFL. At the Golden Globes, we

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have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. Oh man, that is so mean.

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How could you do that? Why
can't you be respectful but funny like

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Trevor Noah? What is going on? So? Here a third in my

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rundown. I want to tell you
about a comedian who released a trailer for

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a comedian special And I almost moved
this here, but I'm overthinking it.

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The comedian is Taylor Thomlinson, and
my hesitation is too many people are writing

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the really lame Taylor Thomlinson is the
Taylor swift of because you know their first

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name is Taylor. But if this
were a Deane Cook story, it would

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sit here. So Taylor Thomason,
you get the third spot. She has

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released a trailer her specials called Have
It All. It'll be on Netflix February

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thirteenth. I'm gonna play the trailer, but I gotta tell you, as

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I listened to it, there's some
unnatural crowd work here. I'll give them

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some rope because it's a trailer,
so it's obviously remixed and mixed. But

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if the crowd is laughing this hard
on the actual special, I'm gonna be

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a little suspicious. Well, let's
listen. To be honest, my career

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is going very well right now.
This is the last night of the biggest

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tour I've ever done. I'm filming
my third Netflix special tonight. And recently

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someone was using my name and photos
on a dating app. It was me.

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I was doing it. If someone
has their soulmate, you don't want

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them to have their dream job too. If someone has their dream jobs,

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they don't get to be in love. On top of that, if someone

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has their dream job and their soulmate, minimum their parents better be divorced.

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I prefer they were an orphan.
Kilert. Tomlinson's Have It All Netflix February

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thirteenth was filmed at Capital One Hall
in Tyson's Virginia. It's her third special

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for Netflix in four years. Looking
forward to that, but I'm more looking

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forward to this. My favorite thing
last year was Kunk on Earth. Well,

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Philhemina, Kunk, as played by
Diane Morgan, is coming back,

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Baby. The BBC tells us it's
Kunk's most ambitious quest to date, venturing

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right up to the universe and everything
to find the definitive answer to the ultimate

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question, the meaning of life.
What's the point of it all? Is

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a question humans have been asking themselves
since the dawn of time. But as

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we cling to our dying planet,
working around the clock while we're slowly being

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replaced by machines, now more than
ever, people are desperately looking to make

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sense of their lives before someone invents
a computer that makes sense of it for

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them. It's a one off extended
special for BBC two an I player at

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a layer in the States on Netflix, Kunk's Quest for Meaning Kunk. We'll

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tackle some of the most complex It's
just fun to say, Kunk will tackle

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some of the most complex concepts to
ever have been discovered, including quantum physics,

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existentialism, nihilism, hedonism, and
at least four other isms, as

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well as exploring subjects from the Big
Bang to biology, morals to mediation and

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art to artificial intelligence. Good job
making fun of the copywriting rule of three.

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There she'll also examine the lives that
works of some of the history's foremost

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thinkers and groundbreaking creatives, from Epicurus
to Dostoyevsky, from Sarto to van Go,

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from Nietzsche to whoever came up with
those signs and kitchens that say Live,

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Laugh, Love. It's a journey
that will take Philimina further afield than

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ever before. This is a great
copy. She visits sites of significance across

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Europe, as well as traveling internationally
for the first time to America, subject

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of visa approval fingers crossed. Along
the way, she'll be meeting leading experts

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and academics and not lighting them leave
until she's gotten to the bottom of such

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questions as what is life, what's
the point of life? And why are

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we bothering to find out? And
when's lunch? Philamina Kunk says, to

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be honest, I thought we could
cover the Meeting of Life in a thirty

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minute episode, but the producer said
we might need a bit longer, and

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that I could probably go to America
if we did a special. Very excited

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to be going to America for free. This is so well written. Charlie

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Booker says, what's sort of quote
you want for your press release? I

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haven't got time to think about this
on late for zoom. Oh, for

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God's sake, Okay, this print
something bland like. I'm thrilled Philamina's returning

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to our screens to help us uncover
the meeting of life. That'll do now,

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go away, leave me alone.
Oh my goodness, this is wonderful.

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Making fun of other press releases.
John Petrie, BBC, Director of

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Comedy Commissioning, there's a title,
how do you Get that job? Says

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Kunk has become a global phenomenon,
so it's fitting that she's traveling further than

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before to ask some of the brightest
people on Earth some serious questions. Hopefully

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she was clever enough to remember to
renew her passport. Diane Morgan and Charlie

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Bricker are the dream team, and
I'm so glad they've teamed up for more

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Kunk on the BBC. All right, Shane Gillis, he's going to host

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Saturday Night Live. I touched upon
this yesterday and as I said yesterday,

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Hey, Lauren, did the material
get less offensive by just getting five years

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older? Was it offensive or it's
not? How is it now not offensive?

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I know how things go the other
way that maybe we used a word

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in two thousand and five that we
don't use anymore. I know how that

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works. It's stuff going the other
way. Now we're like, oh,

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I know you said pejorative back in
twenty nineteen and it was a no go

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now, but now nobody gives it
Wood It's okay if you said those things.

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What's going on here? And I
think Hollywood in Toto has nailed it

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their headline. SNL needs Shane Gillis
more than he needs NBC's show Rising Star,

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formally snubbed by Far Left series,
will host February twenty fourth episode.

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Hollywood and Toto reminds us Shane had
sold cruel jokes featuring racial stereotypes in the

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past. Material the show's production team
didn't learn about until Social Justice Warriors unearthed

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it. Since then I'm editorializing here. Dave Chappelle has hosted SNL what twice?

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Maybe three times? At least twice
total, writes this could have been

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a death blow to Gillis, at
the time a modestly known comedian podcaster.

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Imagine coming that close to the gig
of a lifetime on let me see it

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slipped from your fingers. The show's
more laughing stock than a comedy institution.

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In its forty nine season, last
year, the show's called Open used the

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tone deaf testimony of three Ivy League
residents to mock not their moral rot but

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the GOP congresswoman who exposed it.
The show has lost its edge and sense

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of adventure, its predictable and planned. I got Stephen Colbert monologue, all

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right, you know it's terrible.
I just opened up Google. Remember that

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Lauren Bobert crack I made earlier,
so before I said it, I wanted

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to fact check it. Now that
I've opened Google again, my search is

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for Lauren Bobert and the thing she
did. My wife comes out, She's

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gonna be like, what are you
doing. I'm working on the podcast,

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honey, Oh my goodness. The
least search history all I wanted to do

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was remind myself where I pulled this
next story from the answer Vanity Fair,

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who writes Saturday Night Live caters to
the right. With Nicky Haley appearance,

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she and Gillis return, Eve Baty
writes SNL continued its long standing tradition of

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giving problematic people a platform with two
questionable judgment calls this weekend. First,

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it gave Nicki Haley the chance to
seem fun, I guess, she writes

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in a cold open that saw the
actual anti trans pro gun black friend have

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her rib a Donald Trumpet personator in
the sketch show's cold open. Let's not

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act like Donald Trump didn't host the
show. Then it announced the next host

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would be Shane Gillis, a comedian. It was higher than fired from the

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show's cast in twenty nineteen. Blah
blah blah. They do remember Trump hosted

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it, right, Haley isn't the
first candidate SNL, as ample vined via

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comedy. Trump was hosted the show
twice. Others who have hosted at Jesse

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Jackson, Ralph Nader, Rudy Giuliani
and Americus Mayor John McCain, Bernie Sanders,

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and a bunch of other presidential candidates. Out of all those, former

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cast members most frequently called Trump's stint
out as its most regrettable, with Tarren

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Killiams saying in twenty seventeen that Trump's
twenty fifteen hosting spin normalized him and makes

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it okay for him to be part
of the conversation. It's also time perhaps

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that has paved the way for Shane
Gillis to return to the SNL stage.

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Cracked Rites, Why Lorne Michaels can't
quit Shane Gillis, As Gillis's stand up

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star continued to rise. Lorne Michaels
found ways to stay in touch. This

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last year he hired Shane appear in
the Pete Davidson bio sitcom Bupkis. A

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statement issued from the Michaels camp a
few years ago damn Gillis for language those

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offensive, hurtful and unacceptable. Apparently
that's worth a two year probation before getting

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a work release gig on another Michael's
show. Now Gillis is getting the ultimate

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your back gift. He's hosting the
show, et cetera, et cetera.

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Crack nails it here. The easy
answer is it's attention stupid. The two

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top trending subjects on my Twitter feed
this morning were Lorne Michaels and Sheen Gillis.

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You know how hard it is for
a fifty year old television show.

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I want to slip in angry Jerry
Seinfeld. I was watching out Kerb and

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Jerry was on and doing angry Jerry
Seinfeld. You're a hardness for a fifty

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year old TV show to be the
most talking about subjects social media the wake

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of the Tarot swift super Bowl.
I guess it's not that hard at all.

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Invite radioactive comedians to the show and
sit back and watch the fireworks.

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Maybe Luis c k will turn up
for the Good Nights on the Gillis episode.

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That would be amazing. Don't act
like you won't watch Michael's is cut

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from the same. I want to
have it both ways, cloth ripping conservative

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lawmakers in one week's cold open,
inviting conservative candidate Haley to crack jokes on

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another day. So what are we
complaining about now that the show's balanced?

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I don't get it OutKick, writes
Shane Gillis to host SNL, proving whoop

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comedy doesn't work. You know,
between this Shane Thing and Joe Rogan being

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really popular. Maybe people just like
to laugh. Maybe we like to laugh

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at all kinds of things. I
find Schapelle funny. I wish you wouldn't

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talk about some subjects. I disagree
with him on other subjects, but he's

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funny. Shane Gillis is funny,
Mark Maron is funny. Out Kick Rights

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now after destroying itself to peace the
woke mob, butt Light who Yeah,

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they're doing a deal with Shane Gillis
for a commercial is actually listening with consumers

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and giving them what they want.
Maybe, just maybe SNL is doing the

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same inside hook with what I'd think
is a bad take their headline, it

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might be time for Lorne Michaels to
retire Before we even read this, do

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you really think Lorne Michaels is going
to retire in year forty nine? You

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think he's not gonna do the fiftieth
anniversary? Really, maybe it's time to

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admit it's impossible to stay in a
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touch. His cast members rattle off
jokes about Joe Biden, Donald Trump being

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too old to run for president every
night, but Michael's himself is pushing eighty

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true, but you know, kind
of a difference between I mean, picking

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the wrong musical guest and pushing the
nuclear button. Just saying the Hally cameo

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proves that michaelss learned nothing since he
deservedly caught heat for having Donald trumpos the

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show in twenty fifteen. The Trump
Show bombed hard, and it represented a

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crossing of the rubicon of sorts.
SNL has a long history of having politicians

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on, but since twenty fifteen or
so, we've been living through some of

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the most divisive times, et cetera, et cetera. Beyond the fact that

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Chane Gillis represents a certain type of
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see I disagree. Watch his Netflix
special If you watch his body lineage,

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he knows they're just jokes and he's
having a good time and he does a

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great Trump having him host shows an
unfathoma lack of respect for Bow and Yang,

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the show's most talented and arguably most
power popular current cast member. Fair

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point there. Yang is Chinese American
and gay, and you're really gonna make

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him share a stage with a guy
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and casually drops slurs like two slurs. I'm not gonna repeat them. If

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we set aside the obvious HR concerns, what other job is there when someone

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could be fired for being racist and
homophobic and then brought back to work alongside

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the very people his eight speech was
targeting. Welcome to show business? Are

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you kidding me? What happens if
somebody's doing drugs backstage at SNL? We'll

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have to let them go? Come
on? Why is Dave Chappelle seemingly roaming

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the halls of Studio eight h for
no reason? Why is Lauren Michael's betting

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over backwards to accommodate problematic old guys
and problematic not so old guys who're clinging

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to an incredibly stale, outdated idea
of what comedy should be when he's got

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an incredibly talented, younger generation of
comics at his fingertips. Let me jump

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in the last two seasons have been
terrible. Dave Chappelle's really popular, Shane

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Gillis is really popular. Lauren's running
a business. He's not running a comedy

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charity. People like this stuff.
He's trying to make a popular show.

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He wants the fiftieth anniversary special to
be the biggest thing ever. He's playing

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the hits. If you want to
do some niche comedy thing, there are

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plenty of black box theaters that'll have
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of selling commercials, and they're in
the business of selling commercials to bud Light.

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Oh boy, long in the first
here, Johnny Mack, I didn't

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even get to Dave Chappelle. I
guess I'll get to that rant tomorrow.

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But I'll tell you what I wrote
Chappelle, of all his work, that

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one, all right, I got
the machete out. Let's see gossip corner?

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Can wait? Kevin Hard can wait? Is Bill Martin can wait?

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While we're talking about people who have
been canceled and uncanceled as he is and

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sorry? He has launched his directorial
debut nearly two years after what was supposed

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to be his directorial debut was scrapped. Admits a report of co star Bill

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Murray's inappropriate behavior. Forgot about that
has He's and sorry? Who this article

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doesn't bring anything up about? Should
I google? Is he'sn sorry? Canceled

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twenty nineteen Vox has a headline as
he'sn Sorry addresses sexual misconduct allegation. Their

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subheader, as he'sin Sorry has addressed
his sexual misconduct allegation, but he hasn't

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publicly apologized. In pr has a
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and sexual assault. I'll leave that
there. Not getting into that today.

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Has he'sn sorry? Who's uncanceled till
the hollow? Reporter Keiki Palmer, who's

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joined the casts the light to work
with. I'm so happy she's part of

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her cast, and even more excited
to provide a quote for this press release

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announcing her casting. Kunk did it
Better. Pete Davison is testing out new

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material in Tarrytown tonight, performing a
never before seen set. He'll be a

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Terrytown music call eighty one bucks to
see Pete Davison tryout new material. Not

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a good use of your bunny,
I mean even Pete's best material at eighty

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one dollars, I don't know.
You want to see Pete trying stuff out?

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Not sure that's a great idea.
Phones are not allowed, all right,

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So if you're a former porn star, don't go whipping out your phone

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or leave it I'm having fun today. You get the rest of the joke.

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Kim McVicker has a new special hour. This is not a special.

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This is an hour on Prime Video
and Apple TV. It's out today.

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Kim McVicker's third stand up Thingy bos
bits about the perils of men trying to

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stick their stuff in your backside on
the dance floor, and her dreams of

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playing a corpse on ends. Wrap
it up, John, You're definitely gonna

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make somebody mad today and you're just
gonna get in trouble. Go home.

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Well, I'm already home. I'm
in the basement. Not your comedy news

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for today. If you enjoy this, share it with somebody. They might

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like it too, or they might
go, who's that jerk face? I

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hate that guy? I get it. See tomorrow.