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Caalaroga Shark Media Super Robust Sunday. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack
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with your daily comedy news. I'm actually recording this after
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six pm on a Saturday night, which I don't know
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if I've ever done that, except maybe like some comedian
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died or something crazy happened. But I normally don't record
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Sunday on Saturday night. I usually pretape the Sundays. But
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it was beautiful out sat in the yard all day.
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I'll be out in the yard again today. It's supposed
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to be eighty five degrees. I'll be watching football on
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the back deck. But that's not why you're here. I
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will catch up on Saturday Night Live tomorrow, but let's
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do the late night jokes. Didn't get to them because
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there's so much going on. Ronnie Chang talked about that
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meeting of all the generals the other night and said, look,
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I get that the military needs to be fit, but
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in defense, fat generals they're kind of like coaches, right.
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Coaches don't need to be fit enough to play the sport.
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They just have to be fit enough to day a
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twenty four year old. That's a good Bill Belichie joke.
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And by the way Bill did not have a good
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Saturday of college football. Jimmy Fallon said, yep, this would
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be the first government shutdown since twenty eighteen. Not including
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Joe Biden at the debate, they're paying attention to President Trump.
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That's a Joe Biden joke. Did you write that one down?
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Jimmy Fallon makes fun of both sides. Don't cancel him,
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Jimmy Kimmel said in Trump is threatening to make irreversible
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cuts if there's a shutdown, which you know what. I
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was recently the victim of a government shutdown. They are reversible.
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I'll tell you that. That's a good joke. Fallon said,
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No one has any idea how long it all last.
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People are calling it the Gree's anatomy of government shutdowns.
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That's all right. Ronnie Chang said, it's day two of
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the shutdown and only the most essential services are still operating,
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Social Security, medicare. In that department that makes up causes
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for autism, Bill Maher said, James Comey, our former FBI director,
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was indicted by the Trump administration. I didn't even know
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he had a talk show. That's a good joke. Colbert
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tapped in, if Trump can indict a former FBI director,
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anyone who's ever stood up to Trump as to worry
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about being thrown in jail. And I will fight that
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with every fiber of my where my name is not
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Jimmy Fallon fa ll o N. And here's one from
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Greg Guttfeld. I'm sure he told it better. I'm sure
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it was in context. But explain to me how this
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is funny. Greg Guttfeld said, to raise some extra cash,
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the Secret Service is using Joe Biden's car as an uber. Okay.
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Greg louie Ck was on Bill Moore's show, I Know Who.
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I told you. I would tell you about that on Monday,
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but I decided not to pre tape Sunday show, so Hi,
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you get to hear about it today. C K will
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be at the Rion Comedy Festival this weekend. Told Bill
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Moore he has mixed feelings about participating in the controversial festival,
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but has come to see it as a positive thing.
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He's been talking to the comedians who've been over there
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and said, I've been talking to them, the comedians who
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have been there and have been really surprised by what's
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going on. There's a woman who's a lesbian and Jewish
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who did a show there and she got a standing ovation.
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I assume the woman who's a lesbian and Jewish is
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Jessica Curson, who will get to and she got of
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standing ovations. So there's stuff going on that's unexpected in
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this thing. C K explains. People have been playing Saudi
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Arabia for years. Comedians have been going and playing Arab countries.
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There was a film festival there recently it's kind of
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opened up. But I've always said no to Arab countries.
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I do shows everywhere. And with this came up. They said,
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there's only two restrictions their religion and their government, and
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I don't have jokes about those two things. Time out.
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Didn't we all just make a BFD in this country
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about joking about the government. Wasn't everybody like two weeks ago,
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like comedians should be able to say whatever they want
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to say and be able to make fun of the government.
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Wasn't that like a thing? I remember that being in
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the news. Didn't some guy with a show get taken
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off the air something? Anyway? C K said, there's only
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two restrictions their religion and their government. You know what,
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I got it all right? So hypothetically, say someone passed
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a law saying you couldn't make fun of the leader
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of a country. Hypothetically, say someone passed a law saying
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you can't make fun of the Republican Party, you can't
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make fun of Christianity. Seek's cool with that, right, just checking.
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There's only two restrictions, their religion and their government, and
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I don't have jokes about those two things. It used
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to be when I got offers from places like that,
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there'd be a long list and I'd say, no, I
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don't need that. But when I heard it's opening, I thought,
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that's awfully interesting. This just feels like a good opportunity,
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and I just feel like comedy is a great way
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to get in and start talking. Seek says he plans
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to go to a comedy club his first night in
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Saudi Arabia and meet local comedians. That's actually cool. I
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love stand up comedy and I love comedians. So the
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fact that it's starting to open up and starting to
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but I want to see it, I want to be
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part of it. I think that's a positive thing. I
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think the whole discussion is worthy. I'm glad these guys
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brought this stuff up. I'm glad that people are challenging
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this thing, because you shouldn't just pretend it's something it's not.
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I had mixed feelings about it too. I struggled about
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going once I heard what everybody was saying. There's some
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good in it, maybe some bad in it, but for me,
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I think it cuts towards going. That's my decision, and
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I know where it's coming from because I can see
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right inside myself. Jessica Curson making headlines, she put out
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a statement expressing sincere or regret. Kerson shared a statement
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with the Hollywood Reporter as one does, and said she
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was surprised to be asked to perform at the Reod
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Comedy Festival. She even went so far as to request
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a guarantee that she could be openly out as a
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lesbian on stage and perform gay material as is common
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in her act. The statement, I'll read it verbatim. I
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hope that this could help LGBTQ plus people in Saudi
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Arabia feel seen and valued. I am grateful that I
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was able to do precisely that. To my knowledge, I
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am the first openly gay comic to talk about it
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on stage in Saudi Arabia. I received messages from attendees
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sharing how much it meant to them to participate in
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a gay affirming event. At the same time, I deeply
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regret participating under the auspices of the Saudi government. Kerson
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said she is deeply sorry to all the fans and
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followers hurt or disappointed by her decision to perform in
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Riod quote. I have a special relationship with my fans
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because of the vulnerable nature of my comedy and the
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trust they place in me as part of the queer community.
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To my fans, I see you, I hear you. Your
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voice matters to me. I love you all, and I'm
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genuinely sorry for making a poor decision that had repercussions
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I didn't fully consider. I will take full responsibility for
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my actions and dedicate myself to making amends so that
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my words and choices reflect the respect and care you deserve.
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She was responding to some fans on social media. One wrote,
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you really sold out like I'm super sad about this.
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Another wrote, still waiting for the explanation behind your terrible
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decision accept money from a horrible regime? Do you care
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so little you think it'll all blow over? Jessica's statement says,
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I have donated the entirety of what I was paid
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to perform there to a human rights organization. I made
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this decision because I want that money to go to
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an organization that can help combat these severe issues. I
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respect my fellow comics who have spoken out against the festival,
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and we should all be able to share our perspectives.
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I recognize the concerns and criticism this has raised. I
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hope that this moment sparks dialogue about how we can
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use our platforms for good, to support people without a voice,
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and to find ways to be less divided. In the past,
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I faced criticism for choices I've made, both on and
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off stage, and I rarely responded. This time, I felt
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like I needed to speak up. I could not remain silent.
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Ari Spears at the Reodd Comedy Festival Today. Spears brings
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heavyweight charisma and rapid fire impressions to the Reodd Comedy Festival,
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trading on the sharp timing that made him a breakout
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on Mad TV theo Vaughn in the News, He said
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on this past weekend that his performance at his comedy
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show was shoppy and messier than previous ones, and that
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he had been feeling mildly manic in the lead up
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to the special. He said it wasn't perfect, man. I'll
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agree to that. I eat failure for breakfast, brother, and
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that's okay, man, It's part of the job. The first
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ten years of doing comedy's failure. So much of my life.
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The best things that have ever happened in my life
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have been on the other side of failure. He also
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wanted to make it clear to his followers. I would
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never take my own life. I had shared earlier in
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the week a story where he had said something that
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scared people on stage. THEO said, I'm grateful to God
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for his grace in my life. I love my siblings.
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I have so many friends and people that love me,
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and people that don't want to see their children grow up.
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I'm hopeful that I get to have a wife and
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meet my own children one day. Like there's a ton
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of things in my life that keep me alive and hopeful.
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Right I want to be able to have an impact
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in the world. THEO was on college game Day on Saturday,
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Alabama was hosting Vanderbilt. THEO picked Vanderbilt. That game was
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tied at halftime. Last I checked it's probably now final
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by the time you're hearing this. THEO said, they're my
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ride home. I'm not joking. Host Rhys Davis fielded questions
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from reporters on October third, asking why he picked Theovonn
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to be on the show. David said, he's hilarious. He's
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been on the show before. I mean, I understand that
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schools like to have their legends, and we did that
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a lot. We've had Joe Namathier, if memory serves, we've
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invited Ozzie Newsome here. When you have someone who sort
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of transcends the game and expands your reach, and he's
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also awesome, like Theovonn, I mean, Theovon's like an easy yes?
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Or is he an easy yes? Because listen to this clip,
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people are wondering if Jess Simms shot down a Theo
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vonn advance live on national television. Okay, I'm gonna play
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a clip here of THEO on the broadcast. Pay close
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attention to the end. You are such a dandy fan
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that you actually bought former head coach Derek Mason's house.
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You live in his house. Curse Derek Mason's old that's true.
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Did he leave anything at Eric, give him a break.
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He went. I think he went in sixteen. I'm not joking.
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Bless him, bless your Garrett. Yeah he did. He left
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some trophies in there. I gotta get back home. Had
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a ponder too. Actually, well, well we'll talk about that later. Well,
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the guys are ready for your secondmount of pixel Go ahead,
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right up there. I'm already gone. You're already going to
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see you later, see you again? No, I hope what
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does I hope not need? This is brutal. Let's see
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Nate brighetsy story. He's at Louisville doing his show at
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the KFC Youm Center. Can we stop naming these buildings
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ridiculous things? During the week leading up to the show,
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some enormous googly eyes were spotted on several statues and
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objects all over the Derby City. Did you know that
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Louisville is the Derby City? I did not, That's right.
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Nate Berghetsie's big dumb eyes were seen on the statue
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of David the twenty one Sea Museum Limo, the Troll
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statue outside the Troll Pub, under the Bridge bar on
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a Muhammad Ali mural, the Rosy Riveter statue, across the
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Ohio River in Clarksville, the Lincoln Memorial Sculpture on the waterfront,
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and at least one of the many painted horse statues.
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At last check, tickets were still available. All right, I
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got a bunch of stuff that I bumped from yesterday.
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We just got a clear out here. Cameraon Esposito in Chicago.
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This weekend, she was asked by Axios to describe her
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best day ever in Chicago. Oh, can I go? All right?
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My best day ever would be, let's see, I like
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a Friday day game Wrigley Field, So I would do that,
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and then I would hang out in Rigvyville for a
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little bit. Then I went head over to the aquarium
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and then forget that the aquarium closes and I would
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be disappointed. But I have some sort of fantasy where
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I can both do the day game and the aquarium. No, okay,
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Cameron Esposito for breakfast, she says, located right below the
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California Blue Line stop, Cozy Corner is the classic diner
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you need to start your She says, coffee, eggs over
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easy and toast on the side of slice tomatoes. That
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sounds good. Then she wants to over to the Lincoln
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Park Conservatory. She says it's legit cool. People don't talk
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about enough for lunch, farm to table, American restaurant, Lula Cafe,
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Dinner El sid On Kedzie. She says she used to
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eat at the end of the block and has eaten
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everything on the menu. At night, she says, it's the
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WNBA playoffs, So you got to hit the newly opened
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women's sports bar Babes in Logan Square. That's where you
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go to watch women's sports. Okay, I didn't get to
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tell you. Ryan Hamilton was taping a Netflix special last night. Now,
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if you're a longtime listener, you of course know Ryan
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Hamilton is from Idaho and not whatever Johnny Mack misspoke
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three four years ago and said, Ohio or Canada or Iowa,
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whatever the heck I said. And I heard from a