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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. It's a quiet one. It's a Saturday after
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July fourth. I did do a new sweep on Friday morning,
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and it's a little light. So think of today like
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the day after Thanksgiving. Let me make you a turkey
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sandwich and I'll heat up some mashed potatoes in the
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microwave and tell you what I've got for you. Okay,
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you understand where I'm coming from here today? Yep. In Philadelphia,
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Max Tavern, the old city bar and restaurant known for
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its ties to it's always sunny in Philadelphia, it is
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closing down after fifteen years on Market Street. They posted
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on Instagram at the bar part owned by Rob Mack
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and Caitlyn Olsen, it's closing. They thank supporters. They did
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not give a reason for the closing. The bar. On
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the Instagram post said when we open this bar, our
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hope was to create a welcoming down to earthplace where
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people could gather, share stories, laugh a little too loudly,
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and enjoy a drink or two among friends. What we
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got was so much more loyal and loving community that
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made Max Tavern feel like home. Not just to us
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and the staff, but to everybody who walked through its doors.
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Though Max Tavern may be closing, our gratitude to you
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will remain open and overflowing forever. It's all kinds of interesting,
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especially the liquor license part, right, So what are they
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gonna do with that liquor license? Won't keep an eye
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on that one. Rob Mac making a lot of news lately,
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And you know it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Is coming back?
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Let me check the date for you, July ninth. Oh yeah,
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We're gonna hear a lot from these guys this week
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as they drum up attention for the new season. Not
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sure closing a bar was the best way to do it,
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but and then again I'm talking about it. Good news
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if you like Johnny Carson. They've unearthed fifty episodes that
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haven't been seen in decades. These will go to Johnny
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Carson TV, the free ad supported streaming channel that brings
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the total number of streaming episodes to four hundred and
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seventy one. These will begin to air on the Corson
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TV Fast channel today, with a marathon of exclusively new
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episodes running through Sunday and then again every Weekend in July.
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Guests include loose Ball, Gilda Radner, Melbrooks, and Muhammad Alli.
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Variety caught up with Seth Myers and said they weren't
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going to ask him the lorn question because he's probably
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sick of the lorn question. Seth said, I'm only not
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sick of it because I find it incredibly flattering anytime
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anyone asked me if I take over SNL, mostly because
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my first five years on SNL, I felt like I
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was falling into an elevator cheft. So it's a very
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nice question for someone who really thought they were terrible
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at the show. Well, Seth, do you really believe Lauren's
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never going to retire? Seth said, I do. I'm not
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being glod with that answer. He just loves it so much.
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If he had a hobby that was like, if I
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can only get the show off my schedule, I'd start fishing.
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But that's not Lauren. This is his first love, and
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nothing keeps you more young than being surrounded by young people.
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Lauren is smart enough to know that. I agree with
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Seth there. I strongly believe as you age, you need
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something to do in your life. I enjoy being semi retired.
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I don't think i'd ever stop doing anything. I'll probably
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host this podcast until I just physically can't. Won't that
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be fun? Some ninety one year old guy ranting about
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comedy in Adam Saylor Movies The Only Times asked Steph Toleev.
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Does your comedy help open the door not just for
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more great female comics, but comics who are female, who
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were out there scaring the crap out of anyone and everyone.
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That's a great question, Steph said. I think there are
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a lot of us. Maybe you haven't seen a lot
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of them. I don't know. If you know Jordan Jensen,
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she's incredible. She's out there giving it to people too.
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There's so many. But I feel like there's so many
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women like me, and they just don't have the platform
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to openly talk about this kind of stuff. In my
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meet and greet lines, it's all women being like, I
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like these things. I want to say these things, but
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it's like they've either lived a sheltered life and they
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don't feel comfortable, or they're surrounding themselves with people who
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don't like when people talk like that. Nothing I say
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is like some weird, orpulsive thing. It's something gross we've
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all done we've all had a bad sex story, we've
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all embarrassed ourselves, we've all had really bad one night stands.
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I'm giving a voice to not even just women, men
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too maybe feel sheltered and feel like they can't be
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their full self. The conversation switched to the LA comedy scene.
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Steph Toolov said, I think the LA scene right now
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is amazing. All the main clubs, the bookers are women,
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and it's very nice to see that because they're much
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more inclusive with a lot more people in the lineups
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are way more diverse. You're seeing a lot of new
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people who kind of came out of nowhere that are
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really funny. They've been doing comedy for a long time,
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but now getting the opportunity to be these bigger stages.
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I don't know if it's because I'm on a higher level,
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but the community feels much more inspiring and much more supportive.
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That's awesome to hear. I feel like when I first
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moved here eleven years ago, i'd go to places like
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the Comedy Store and I felt like people didn't want
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me there. But now I feel like, even when newer
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comics come, everyone is so much more supportive and they
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want to meet people, and it just feels like a community.
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I don't know when that happened, but it definitely feels
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like that right now, which is awesome. I started out
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here in the alt scene, which I think might be
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in a bit of a down swing right now because
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some of the bigger shows are not happening, but I
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think it'll swing back again. They asked Steph about hosting
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the Adult Video News Awards, the AVN Awards. I found
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myself at the av AND Awards one night. I think
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I've told the story on the show. We had the
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giggles because I don't expect you to know this, but
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people who know porn movies know that sometimes they have
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parodies based on real movies. I can't remember any actual titles,
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and I won't make them up here, but we had
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the giggles as they came out. And then also, you know,
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all the categories of best combination of us your imagination,
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we just had just the big laugh. And then they
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gave us a gift. And I got back to the
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hotel room and opened up the gift and it was
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a glass thing several inches long. Here's your imagination, And
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I'm like, what do I do with this? And I'm
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not bringing this home. I'm not bringing this on the plane.
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So I just left it in a hotel room and
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I guess the maid wonder what happened with that. Steph said,
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my buddy was actually one of the writers. Every year
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they asked a different comedian and they just put my
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name for it, and that was it. I got it.
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And I will say that was one of the coolest
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experiences I've ever done in the porn industry. No matter
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what you think about it, those people are so genuinely nice.
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I will agree with that from my experience at the
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av AND Awards, and they were so supportive, Like for
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every award, people were getting up and clapping. One of
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the girls I hosted with her parents were there, Like
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these Midwestern parents were so happy their daughter was there.
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Like you're seeing stuff on screen, you're seeing the clips
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that they're showing you what she's nominated for, You're seeing
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stuff and they were like, ooh, great show, and what
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a great award show. And I was like, what the heck.
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It was really nice to see parents being supportive and
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I got flashed a lot. Jeff Ross talked about out
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working with Milton Burl. Burl passed away in two thousand
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and two, so the stories get some dust done it.
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Jeff Frost hold at Howard Stern. Milton had giant hands,
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and every time I got a laugh from behind the podium,
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he'd poke me in the ribs and I would jump.
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And then I kept going and I'm hitting pretty consistently
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getting good laughs, and finally he's just interrupting me. I'm
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killing and he's interrupting me. Finally I go, Milton, didn't
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I see you in an antique shop this morning for
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a hundred bucks. Milton gets up and starts doing a
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two man show, and I'm trying to keep up with him.
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Buddy Hackey yells out, hey, Milton, let the kid work,
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remember when you used to. Milton runs down, kisses Buddy
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Hacket on the lips. The place explodes, and I go, oh,
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there it is Milton and Buddy over eighty years of
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homosexual experience, and the place goes wild, and I felt
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like I'd found my Yankee Stadium moment. I went back
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to the Friar's Club afterward. I said to Buddy Hackett,
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why would Milton do that? And he goes he doesn't
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like when other people get a lot of laughs. He
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was trying to trip you up. Ross decided to speak
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to Milton himself and said, I went and had a
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cigar with him, and I said, Milton, why would he
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poke me like that? Milton said, remember they only remember
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the home runs. It means I had too many jokes
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and had to edit down just the home runs. And
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even though he was trying to interrupt me and mess
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me up a little bit, I was like, that's really
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good advice. Milton and I went on to become very
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good friends. I think he was testing me. Kathy Griffin.
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You know, Kathy, do I ever come on to hear
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and tell you a story about Kathy Griffin that's like, Hey,
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Kathy Griffin had an awesome day and impetted a pony
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and said life is great. She's one of these comedians
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that we talk about on the show that this just
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always strife. Well, Kathy Griffin reveals why she turned down
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hosting the View. She said, I'm gonna be honest, I
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had to turn it down because at the time, between
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doing my life on the D List and touring, I
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was making about ten million dollars a year. She tried
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to negotiate with the View. The money the View had
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wasn't enough to uproot her life to another coast, she said.
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She told Barbara Walters, I'm gonna be honest. This is
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how much money I made last year. I'll show you
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my tax returns. I don't want you to think I'm
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blowing smoke. But between moving costs and I'm so entwined
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with my mom and dad, I have a house in
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LA just isn't feasible for me to do. But I
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want you to hear it directly from me, that all
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sounds perfectly reasonable. Apparently Barbara Walters did not like that
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one bit. She didn't care up their offered by a penny.
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I think I might have said something like can you
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meet me halfway? And they didn't. But that's the real story,
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that all seems fair. Joe Quasala is the writer and
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star of a mockumentary called American Comic. It follows two
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stand ups as they try to navigate the modern comedy world.
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Joe said, every time he watches a movie or TV
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show that incorporates stand up that doesn't look like a
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comedy club, audiences in a room that size wouldn't sound
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like that that wouldn't get a laugh. So when Joe
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made his own project, he said he tried to reverse
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engineer it. By analyzing what doesn't work. It would hopefully
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become clear what to avoid and I could forge my
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path to success. I thought about my main problems with
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depictions of stand up comedy and landed on three areas,
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the setting, the audience reactions, and the material. When one
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of those doesn't come across correctly, it all goes south.
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So I had to nail all three. Among comedians, there
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might be varying opinions on the ideal setting for a
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stand up show, but most will agree that intimacy is key.
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That means close quarters, low ceilings, the audience's proximity of
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the stage and to each other. A lot of comedy
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clubs are designed with these qualities in mind. And that
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is your comedy news for two. I hope you're enjoying
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the holiday weekend. It's very very nice weather here in
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the Northeast, and hopefully everybody has an awesome three day weekend.
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I've got stuff for tomorrow and I'll see then.