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Caloroga Shark Media. You're not supposed to roadblock the top
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of a show. Well, let me set the scene for
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you here. Hello, I'm Johnny back with your daily Company news.
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I'm in the basement. There's no power. I'm sitting in
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the spot where I usually record the show, illuminated by
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the lights of my flashlight. Now, the power lines have
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been on the ground for like six days, and about
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twenty minutes ago a power crew from Alabama came to
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reattach the power lines to my house. And I'm in
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New Jersey, so I appreciate these guys coming all the
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way up. So that's the sitch here. But of course
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the power guys are on the lawn, which is making
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the dog's bark, and I'm sitting in the dark. So
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that's the scene today. But luckily I had prepped almost
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all of the show before jomping in here. Let's get
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to at Adam Sandler said yes right away when he
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was asked would he officiate the wedding of Taylor Swift
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and Travis Kelcey. A source tells People Magazine Sandler was
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incredibly on it to be part of such a special day.
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The source ads that Sandler was the perfect person to
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serve as efficient, noting that Sailor has been happily married
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for so many years to his wife Jackie. They just
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celebrated their twenty third anniversary. I mean, yeah, I've been
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happily married for over twenty five years, and I qualified.
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Who knows. Sailor wasn't just trying to find the perfect
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words or make it this big production. He just wanted
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to speak from the heart, pass along a little wisdom
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that he's gained from his own happy marriage. People tells
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us Sandlor kept it low key before the big wedding.
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He was seen stepping out in the New York City
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heat wave hours before the wedding to shoot some hoops.
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As one does. Sandlor headed out in his signature basketball
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shorts and yellow T shirt. You know, Sandlor and I
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could be friends. No, I'm not kidding. I went for
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a run this morning in a yellow T shirt and shorts. Weird,
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told Sandlor. Right after the basketball went out to pick
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up coffee for his family. Back in twenty twenty five,
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Sandlor told Entertainment Tonight, Travis Kelsey's like the guys I
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grew up with when I was with. Travis reminded me
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of my buddies, an eye, just being able to laugh
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and say the things you want to say. Taylor is incredible.
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Taylor so damn nice to my family and has always been.
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My kids have met Taylor a bunch of times over
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the years, and she's ridiculously nice to them and warm.
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Now see, here's our first I could edit this out,
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but here's our first victim of the power outage. Here
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in the two slot, I had some comments from comedian
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Michael Loftus who was saying that the marriage went on
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the last three years. But I didn't actually paste to
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the script, and now I don't have power to grab
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the article. See if I can get it on my phone,
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Why don't you edit this out, John, because that's not fun.
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I'm sitting in the dark. This is not a bit. Nope,
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I don't have enough Internet to find that story. So
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now we know what we'll be in tomorrow's show. Moving on,
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John Focus USA today asked a bunch of comedians about
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that guy Louis c K. You know Louis c K.
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He used to be canceled, but now he's got a
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big Netflix special. That's not that good, Margaret Chow posted
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on threads I'm gonna have to clean this up a
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little bit. Louis c K should have just had an
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onlyfan so people could pay to watch him do the
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kind of thing Louie likes to do in front of people,
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instead of subjecting female comment to it. Missed financial opportunity.
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W Camal Bell on his sub stack took a break
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from taking shots at Mega Comedian Apraghatzy Bell wrote, so
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many people at Netflix had a sign off on ck
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getting invited to the festival and getting a new special.
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What were they all thinking? So many people have to
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work the show that he headlines, whether they want it
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or not. So many comedians will be at events and
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parties with Louis c K whether they want to be
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in the room with a known sex pest or not.
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So many people who make so much less money than
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him will have to pretend like they're okay being in
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the same room as him. This is how showbiz works.
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I will agree with mister Bell in this is how
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showbiz works. If you want to hang around with people
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who are cool and not at all a holes, don't
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get into showbiz. Comedian Steve Hofstatter said the brief hiatus
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never amounted to real accountability. Steve said comics take time
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off all the time to work on a screenplay, to
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go on vacation. The idea of having to take six
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months off the road was somehow sentence for his behavior
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is ridiculous. There's nothing America loves more than a redemption story.
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If he had come back with Trician, with understanding and
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with the desire to help prevent it from happening to
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other people instead of a woe is me attitude, would
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have been a very different response. I'm gonna point out
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here because I'm friends with both Steve and Larry the
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Cable Guy. Steve factually put out an album one time
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called Cure for the Cable Guy. The cover of that
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album is an effigy of someone being hung that is
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dressed similar to the way Larry the Cable Guy does
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it during his act. I know that Larry was quite
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hurt by this and confused by his because he didn't
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know or interact with Steve. And you've heard me say
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a million times on the show Dan Whitney, Larry the
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Cable Guy is an awesome, awesome guy. Not sure why
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Steve chose to call his album that, but that was
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an awkward time, and if you make me pick, I'm
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on team Cable guy in that fight, Rob Shooter has
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a pretty gossipy sub stack. He often quotes sources and
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doesn't put names to the sources. So take this with
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a grain of salt. As they say, but Shooter wrote,
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sources tell naughty but nice. Stephen Colbert has largely he
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retreated from public view as the reality of his cancelation
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sinks in. I don't know, but you know, the show's
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only been over for a month. It's summertime. What is
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the guy supposed to do? Like? Can't take a break,
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but Shooter rates friend saint. Colbert is heartbroken, frustrated, and
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struggling to imagine life after spending years at the center
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of late night television. One insider says, this wasn't one
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insider see what I'm saying. This wasn't just a job.
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It was his identity. Stephen poured everything into that show.
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Losing it has hit him hard. Shooters column adds the
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emotional toll was hard to miss when Colbert attended Taylor
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Swift's wedding over the weekend, where guest spot at the
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usually upbea comedian looking unusually subdued. And miserable. How do
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we know this? I thought nobody was talking about this wedding?
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How do we know this? Even longtime colleagues are surprised
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by how little they've heard from him. Another source, again
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no name, says he's always been the one holding everyone
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else together. Now he's the one who needs time. He
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stepped away to figure out what comes next. Yeah. An
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insider reveals writing is what's saving him now. It's giving
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him somewhere to channel everything he's feeling. You may recall
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Stephen is working on a new Lord of the Rings
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film for some reason. One source says this isn't retirement,
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it's recovery. Once he's ready, he'll be back. Yeah, no kidding.
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All right, this next segment, I'm gonna call bad ideas
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Bad Idea Number one. Leslie Jones is giving property owners
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a reality check on HGTV's upcoming series Roast My Rental.
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That's right, it's Roast My Rentals, starring Leslie Jones. This
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will be out Friday, July twenty fourth, Because you know,
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don't you want to sit home on Friday night and
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watch Leslie Jones Roast Rentals. There's a trailer. Let's listen.
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Please take me to my vacation villa. Whoa disgusting Millions
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of people check into vacation rentals each year and when
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that great, they can make a trip unforgettable. This is
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blow What in a fresh black plague? Is this?
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No? But sometimes was posted online? That's not reality? Do
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we need to call the authority? Snason would love this
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because this is definitely a serial Killers. Then I'm Leslie Jones,
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and as a comedian, I travel a lot and I've
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seen it all the good, the bad, and the what
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were they thinking? Sometimes a property just loses his way,
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and that's where I come in these.
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Owners now, fortunately for us, and I'm not doing a bit.
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That's when the power went out as I was pulling
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the clip. I lost the Internet and that was all
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the clip I was able to pull. But luckily for us.
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I mean, do you want to watch that? We are
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told after Leslie Jones scopes out each property and gives
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owners an honest roast, She then calls on renovation expert
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and help I wreck my house star Jasmine Roth to
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help with the major overhaul roast my rental Friday, July
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twenty fourth, at ten pm. If you have no life
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now you have something to watch. Bad idea Number two,
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Chelsea Handler is expanding her podcast network. It's the launch
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of the Dear Chelsea Network because Chelsea Handlers at the
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peak of her popularity right now after the Kevin Hart roast.
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This is great timing the multi year partnership with iHeart.
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We'll see the creation of several new shows executive produced
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by Chelsea Handler. A suit over there says, Chelsea has
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become an incredibly influential voice in the podcasting space with
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her unique ability to create community among her listeners. I
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will be honest with you, I'm finding out as I
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read that sentence that Chelsea even has a podcast. And
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I'm in the podcast industry and go to shows and
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google the word comedy every day and do this show.
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Not sure how popular it is, but I have no Internet,
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so I can't tell you. The first podcast launching on
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the Deer Chelsea Network will be You're the Problem with Yaminika,
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hosted by Yaminika Saunders and longtime friended producer Syree Rush.
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That'll be out July fifteenth, that's Wednesday. It focuses on
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pop culture in the moment, current events, news and politics.
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As a podcasting expert. I could tell you from that
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description that means the show's completely on foot focused and
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it's we're going to talk about, you know, stuff that
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never works. Chelsea Handler says, when I started Dear Chelsea,
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I wanted to give people access to me and build
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a place where people could come for honest advice, real
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conversation and a lot of laughter. And my dog is parking,
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so quick pause here into an edit, and I think
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they've reconnected the wires because I just heard the power
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clickback on. So I'm going to go have to check
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on these guys. Were we Chelsea Handler was saying, when
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I started Dear Chelsea, I wanted to give people access
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to me and build a place where people could come
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for honest advice, real conversation and a lot of laughter.
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Building that community into a network feels incredibly meaningful, especially
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because I get to launch it with someone I know,
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love and believe in as much as Yamanika. She's one
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of the funniest people I know. I can't wait for
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people to make her part of their lives the way
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I have. Bad Idea Number three. Fred Armison and Kerry
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Brownstein are headed back to Portland. Why a Podcast it's
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Podlandia ao Rewatch, produced by Will Ferrell's company. That's out
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on the sixteenth, which is Thursday. With new episodes weekly
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Podlandia ao Rewatch, we'll see Armison and Brownstein revisiting their
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cult classic TV series, which documented the hipster fat of
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birds as the core unique bicycles and a tense mustache
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care that define the capital of Oregon for an entire generation. Now,
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the reason I don't love this idea is port LANDI
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around for seventy seven episodes across eight seasons on IFC.
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I know people like it, but like it's not exactly
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like the Office. I just think the audience is too
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small for this to work. Brownstein said, our hope with
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the portlandier Rewatch podcast is to continue the conversations we
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began when the show first aired, conversations around community, how
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a place shapes and defines us, how much of life
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is mere performance, and how absurdity is often the best
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way to make sense of the world. Revisiting these episodes
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also reminded me of the ways Fred is singularly hilarious,
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We'd love getting to hang out and Reminisce saying that
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praises the cast crew, in the city itself and have
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new means of connecting with our audience. I barely made
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it through that description, and there's a whole other paragraph.
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Fred said, rewatching these Portlandy episodes was so enjoyable. I
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really laughed, which is a strange thing to say about something.
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I'm in. Carrie made me laugh a lot. Blah blah blah.
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I'm so bored. Bobby Flay says one of the highlights
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of returning to the American Century Golf Championship every year
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is to catch up with Colin Jost, especially if they
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end up paired together on the golf course. Prior to
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the event, Flay said, I'm looking forward to seeing Colin
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Jost at the very least. I know if I play
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with Colin, it's gonna be funny on the golf course.
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Lay says, the competition is anything but casual. People think
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we're having fun. We are, but we're also trying to
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make par It's very, very competitive. It's the most nerve
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wracking thing we do all year. You can ask any
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of these guys out here. We're grinding for pars. Listen,
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I'm a chef, I cook for a living. I'm playing
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against world class athletes all over the place. So it's
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not easy. Hey, good news, we are back. The lights
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are on here in the office. Now it's too bright
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in here. Stop complaining, John, We got to talk about
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Count Binface. The Telegraph asks, could Britain by hurtling towards
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its first prime Binister. There's a comedian, John Harvey. He
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goes by Count Binface. So this is a guy with