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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey man, I'm Jennie Mac with your
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daily comedy news. I'm feeling good on the mic. I
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just recorded the Weekly Comedy Thing. That's the weekly show
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I host on the Live one app. The app is free.
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The show is free, and it's like this, except I
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can play full comedy bits from comedians. I just recorded that,
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So I'm feeling pretty good and loose. Let me tell
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you about Sarah Silverman. She's coming back to Netflix for
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her second Netflix stand up special. This one out in
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May twentieth. It is called post Mortem. In Post Mortem,
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Sarah Silverman finds comedy in the darkest corners of life.
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It follows the recent death of both her parents. Sarah
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hilariously navigates the absurdities of death with her signature wit,
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from unexpectingly finding the deal of a lifetime while planning
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their funerals to cherishing the bittersweet experience of hearing her
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mother's last words. I don't know if I'll be able
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to watch that one. Honestly, even that sentence there, of
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hearing her mother's last words, I flashed back. I happened
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to be in the room when my own mother passed
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A little over a year ago. It might be too
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soon for me. I'm not offended if you watch the special,
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but I might just choose to pass on that one,
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and I'll ask Dylan in the Facebook group how it was.
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We'll say, sometimes I can power through these things. I digress.
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My initial reaction to this is, while I do like Sarah,
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same note, I've been giving a lot lately, I kind
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of feel like I know what Sarah does. Can we
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get some new voices? Where's Netflix just gonna go? You've
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heard of this person? I mean, Hulu is clearly doing Okay,
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you've heard of this person. But Netflix, what happened to Discovery?
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We're not doing that anymore? Was playing the hits the
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algorithm like Sarah Silverman. I guess, all right, opportunity for
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someone else to swoop in and be the current face
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of comedy. Just saying nothing against Sarah, nothing against Netflix,
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nothing against Hulu other than their publicists, of course, who
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don't get back to people who owe comedy podcasts in
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their basement. They should. I bet they get back to
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Jason's and his fancy New York Times business cards. Huh.
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Nicki Glazer spoke to the New York Post New York Post.
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What are you doing here? Let me read a sentence
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from the New York Post. Nikki Glaser article. New York
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Post may be compensated and or receive an affiliate commission
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if you click or buy through our links. So they
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did a piece about Nicki Glazer so that they can
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have you click on links and buy things. For example,
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Nicki Glazer says, sagging skin is a universal horror that
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we can all share in. Just remember that fun fact.
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It'll come back around here. Nicki shares that her fashion
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muse is Adam Sandler. Glazer says, Adam Sandler is always
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comfortable and confident. I'm jealous because he doesn't have to
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do fittings ever, wear spanks, and he constantly gets to
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promote teams and things he likes, Whereas my assistant made
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me retire ninety percent of my tailor swift merchandise. I
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still wear my tortured poet's earrings, ring and bracelet. Though
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we learn that Nicki Glazer has thirty plus pairs of
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jeans in her closet, but only three pairs are in
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heavy rotation, she can't bear to purge any of them,
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Glazer explains, in order to get rid of them, you
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have to try them on, and I'm too scared to
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see what fits and what doesn't, So I keep everything.
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All that's fun and all that remember was just an
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excuse to have affiliate links. We learn with an affiliate link.
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Nicki likes a Miko bikini seventeen. This is a podcast,
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so I don't have a link for you to click.
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I mean I could put one of the show notes.
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I'm not going to. I'm not here for the affiliate marketing.
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But as for the bikini, Nicki says, I found this
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swimsuit at the boutique of the Four Seasons Resort Lnai,
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as regular folks do, just saying, and then the brand
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wrote to me next week and offered to send it
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to me for free, So now I have two. I
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love a scoop neck line on sports bras out of touch.
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I'm sorry, it's something I threw there, and swim where
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I wish I could find more of them. Nicky enjoys
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do You or a Highlighter Powder? Seventeen and explains I
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could be heavy handed with makeup, so I like something
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that doesn't transfer that easily. I can use it liberally
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when I'm applying it on the go. I know that
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I'm not going to look crazy for whatever podcast I'm
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runn laid for. If you had the print edition, well,
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I don't know how this would work. In a print edition.
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You would somehow click on an affiliate link in the
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print edition and get some so host Polarized Aviator sunglasses
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that would take you to a link on Amazon. And
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we learn from Nicki Glazer. I buy these sunglasses in bulk.
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And that's only because my most stylish friends once said
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they were cute. She could have just been being nice
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or saying the opposite of what she was thinking. But
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now I have one hundred pairs of Sohos polarized Aviator sunglasses.
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Such Sorry, I got a cold today. Niki enjoys the
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Sherlotte Tilbury pillow Talk Lipliner seventeen. By the way, it
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is not a slow news day. I'm gonna be bumping
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things left and right today. I'm just having fun. The
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pillow Talk color is classic. It's just a safe nude
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liner that I can trust to put on blindly in
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a car and not fear I'll look insane. I always
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just use it to color in my entire lip again.
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Why does this article exist for the affiliate links? Can't
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you guys do some journalism like The New York Times?
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Jason Zenniman, He's down, he said. The Mark Twain wars
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he's doing stuff. Hulu publicists probably call him back when
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he asks a question. Dear Hulu, my name is Jason.
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I work for the New York Times. I just want
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to know when your specials are coming out? Could you
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add me to a press re leat? I bet they
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ad them. I bet the you they do. Niki Glazer
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likes white shoes. She says, I wear them on stage.
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I don't show my toes because I have bunions and
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I'm not ashamed of them, but I found that people
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find them disturbing and I'd rather not have more pictures
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of my disfigured toes on Wiki feet That is very funny.
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Her favorite bedtime tool is the Manta Sleep sleep mask.
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Nikki explain, sleep masks are the most important thing in
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my life. I couldn't go to sleep with that one.
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This is the best I've found. It doesn't push down
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on your cheeks and just covers your eyes, which I
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feel is really important in a sleep mask. One I've
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used in the past, pushed down on my cheeks and
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dinted my filler. Oh no, now remember the wrinkles. Nikki
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likes the ordinary one hundred percent plant derived Squalen serum.
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Nikki says, I use this for everything day, moisturizer, night cream, lube.
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It's cheap and it's the thing I've reckoned the most
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in life to my friends. Oh there's more, but the
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bit has been beaten to death. Oh my god, I'm
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scrolling down. I could do this bit for three more days.
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I'm not going to, and you're welcome, but I could.
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Her favorite listen is the Las Culturista's podcast, which won
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a Big Podcast Award earlier in the week. Matt Rodgers
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was there to accept Bowen Yang wasn't able to make it.
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I guess Chelsea Handler, who used to date Joe Koi, relax,
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got back it. I just did a five minute bit.
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I'm not doing the bit. Relax got Chelsea Handler used
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to date Joe Koi wants to have lots of men
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all over the world. You know, ell she dated I'm
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learning right here from reading this. Fifty cent didn't know
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she dated fifty cent? You know, one time fifty cent
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hosted the Golton No he didn't, Chelsea told Extra, I
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want lots of men all over the world, in different areas.
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I want to port in every call. I got through
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the time in your life when many people decide to
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get married have children. I look at like the twenties
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to forties as a tunnel. I came out of that tunnel.
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I don't have a child, and I don't have a husband.
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Now I'm free and I can do whatever I want.
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She turned fifty in February. She celebrated turning fifty by
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skiing in a bathing suit and then posting a photo
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of herself on social media. She explained, I know I've
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skied topless. I know I have. I just want to
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say that I haven't done a topless video in years
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because my nephews asked me not to because they're friends
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at college. Were you know seeing it? But I do? Hey, Hey, hey, bro, dude,
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check out Aunt Chelsea. She's on well she wouldn't be
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on instant are Where are they seeing these photos? That's
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my question? Like if I went out of my way
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to find a photo of Chelsea Handler skiing topless, which
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she apparently posted to the social medias. Where would I
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find it to show it to her nephews? How would
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that work? I don't know, Chelsea says, but I do
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wear a bikini top. I just like to scan my
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bathing suit and just be free to demonstrate freedom to women,
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what you could do and how much fun you can
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have when you listen to who you are. Whitney Cummings
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at forty, jokes about having a geriatric pregnancy. Whitney explains,
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they start calling it geriatric at thirty five. I'm grateful
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that I did it at forty years old. If I
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had a kid even a year sooner, I would have
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sold it for Taylor Swift tickets. Whinnie had frozen her
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eggs at age thirty three, ended up conceiving naturally. She's
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co parenting with her child's father. They are not a couple.
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She explained, Let's start co parenting from the beginning so
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the kid will never know anything different. She reflected on
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how parenthood has affected her. She explains, once I had
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a child, I was like, oh, I like myself when
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I only think about myself like thirty minutes a day.
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I don't know what's going on with Paul Rodriguez Two
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stories both from TMZ. The newer one his TMZ has
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learned that Paul's best friend, who was found dead inside
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Paul Rodriguez's home back in November, remember that one, died
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from a fentanyl overdose. Separately from that, Paul was recently arrested.
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As the story goes, the police pull over Paul's car
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for I forgot what the phrase is, but like code
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violations are saying like, you know, like a tail light
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out or something, you know, poop and you know they
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pull you over. Apparently, when they pulled Paul over, Paul
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was in the passenger's seat asleep, said the car was his.
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Somebody else was driving obviously because Paul's in the pastor's seat.
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Thanks for clearing that Optionhn, thank you, thank you. So
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somebody else is driving Paul's car, Paul's in the car,
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Paul's asleep. Anyway, the cops do their thing and found narcotics. Apparently,
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Paul was released with a citation to appear in court
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on April twenty fifth. Paul apparently is claiming that a
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quote Caucasian unquote officer who Paul describes as being on
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a quote power trip unquote, slapped Paul awake during the incident.
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I don't know what's going on. I hope everything is
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okay there. Country superstar Mason Ramsey is becoming a comedian. Yeah.
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Mason Ramsey teamed up with The eight hundred Pound Gorilla
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to release his first ever stand up comedy special. The
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eighteen year old comedy superstar tackles topics from growing up
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in rural Illinois to his yodeling breakout moment in the industry,
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and rise to start him with his signature country sound.
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You can find that special on the eight hundred Pound
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Gorilla YouTube channel. One of the great hoaxes of our
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time will continue. Bob's Burgers has supposedly been for four
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more seasons. Bob's Burgers seasons sixteen to nineteen are gonna
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Aaron Fox. They totally are. The fifteen season is on
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right now, totally is now. Longtime listeners know what I'm
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gonna do here. But if you are new, all right,
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pay attention now you're like, what is John all about? Okay,
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new listener, I'm gonna ask you two questions. Okay, I'm
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gonna ask you two questions very serious here. One have
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you ever seen Bob's Burgers? Yeah? Have it? Ye? Have it.
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I know you've seen artwork. I know you've watched a
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football game and, like Joe Bucker, somebody's like coming up
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after the game Bob's Burgers. I've seen the promos. I
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get it. I've seen the artwork. I've seen people talk
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about the show. But my question to you is, have
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you ever actually seen the thing? No, this hoax. There's
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even cover art on like Hulu or something. I could
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reach out to the Hulu publicists and be like, is
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Bob's Burger is real? But they're not gonna get back
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to me anyway, So that's part of the hoax. Maybe
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there aren't even Hulu publicists. Look at the people supposedly
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on this show. Kristin Shawl, she won the Andy Cow Award.
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It's a prank. People, you've never seen Bob's Burgers. I
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get it. Joe Box says it's gonna come on after football.
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Nobody watches Fox on Sunday night. We all switch over
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to the other football game. That's my first question, have
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you ever seen Bobs Burgers? The answer is you have it.
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My second question for you, and this one really proves
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the point. Have you ever met anyone who has seen
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Bob's Burgers. Has anybody ever walked up to you and
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be like, hey, just see Bob's Burger's on Sidney. You
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haven't because the show doesn't exist. This is a prank
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and the Fox people are having fun with it, going yeah,
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we were neweded for four more years now they could
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sell merch. This clearly Bob's Burger's merch. Maybe Hulu doesn't
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even check. Maybe like they're like, oh, yeah, this is
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a show and Hulu just loads blank files. Probably nobody
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checks anything over it. Hulu. I would ask the public says, hey,
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when you guys get a show, does anybody actually make
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sure it's actually a show? But they you know, nobody
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gets back to me, so I don't know. At the
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Melbourne International Comedy Festival, which is in Australia, don't go