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Callaroga Shock Media. Scrubs, Season seven, Episode four, My Poker Phase.
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Original air date March eleventh, twenty twenty six. Hello, I'm
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Johnny Mack and can we cut to the chase. Of
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the four episodes we've seen so far, I think this
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one was the fourth best. Not too many laughs. I
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think I went through act one without snickering at all.
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It's good to hang out with the old friends again.
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But I didn't see much comedy there until we got
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to a scene where we learned JD's new roommate is Chewbacca.
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That might have been a fantasy sequence, but that got
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a bonafide laugh out of me and the wife, as
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did a couple flashbacks to Turk doing the Macarena with
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retro hair. Those were funny, but most of the episode
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not too many laughs there. The plot, JD organizes a
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poker night with Turk to recapture old times. Meanwhile, medical
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and surgical entrance compete and Elliott deals with a patient
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obsessed with social media. That patient played by Matt Rife.
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Did you notice that that was Matt Rife? It bothered
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some people on the Internet. Now, hopefully the AI isn't
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hallucinating here. I asked it to generate a scene by
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scene summary and I'll see if my memory still works.
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So we open up with JD narrating about how doctors
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often hide but they're really thinking that goes with the
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theme of poker Face, and we learned some things about
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some of our fellow cast members during the episode. Okay,
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JD suggests that they bring back Poker Night to recreate
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the bond they had earlier in their careers. Turk is
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all excited because Carlo is going to be out and
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the daughters are at softball, and Turk Scott four hours
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to himself, so he's like, yeah, I'm in. Meanwhile, the
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medical interns and the surgical interns are competing against each
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other around the hospital. At some point, JD and Turk
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get involved with that, but they kind of team up
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and teach the young ends how those two groups can
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get along. Elliott is treating a patient obsessed with social media.
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This is a guy that likes to work out a
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lot and post things online played by Matt Rife. Judy
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Reyes doesn't appear in the episode. We do hear the
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voice of Carla. She calls Turk and lets Turk know
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that she doesn't have to work after all, and she'd
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love to hang out with him, and she flashes him,
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is what is implied. So Turk picks boobs over poker.
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That makes JD sad. Eventually, JD and Turk kind of
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have it out at that. JD is a little jealous
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that Turk's got this family and he's home alone, and
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Turk is like, man, I would kill for some alone time.
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We got some new characters. There's a new janitor who's
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super friendly and really likes JD, and JD even jokes
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that he should learn the man's name at some point,
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but he does not. I continue to like Turk's apprentice.
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I don't know her name, but every time she's on
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the screen, I say to my wife, I really like
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her and I like her character. I should probably learn
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her name. The social media in turn is named Tosh
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that has somehow stuck in my brain because of comedian
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Daniel Tosh. Some notes. I wrote down one thing bothering
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me the set. What's with the blurry backgrounds? Like You'll
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watch one scene and it looks like a JD and
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Elliot are standing in front of a green screen of
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fake hospital, and then the very next scene. There's clearly
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a practical desk set and half a hallway anyway, so
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I don't know what's going on there. I saw a
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couple of people in the Scrubs reddit mentioned the blurry
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backgrounds are a little annoying. Some people on the reddit
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or saying, so far in the new season, we're not
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really connecting with the patients. In the original series, we
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would spend more time with the patients. I'm not sure
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that's true. It may have been true this week, or
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maybe Matt Riife just doesn't have the gravitas to pull
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that off, but I think it's a fair note. The
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hospital does seem a little underpopulated. Already mentioned no Judy
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rayis other than a voice cameo, and no John c McGinley.
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Now he will come back for two episodes. I've seen
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some spoilers and I won't ruin it for you, but
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we will see doctor Cox again. I was wondering about
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the Todd. Where's the Todd? Wouldn't the Tod be at
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poker night? That seems like exactly the kind of thing
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he would be all in on, right, And I'm also
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little worried where it'd be a little strong as a sitcom,
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but the Elliot character because j D and Turk have
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each other to play off of, but Elliott really only
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has JD to playoff. She doesn't really have a relationship
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with Turk. So Elliot right now is kind of on
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her own show. I know there are the three main leads,
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but it's clearly the Zach Braff show. The universe revolves
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around JD. It always did. He's the head narrator that
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we hear. But I don't think they figured out yet
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what to do with Elliott. In this episode, Elliott teams
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up with doctor Sam Tosh see I thought her first
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name was Tosh. Elliott quickly diagnoses the patient as having scurvy.
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Elliott is a little mean to Tosh, almost in a
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doctor Cox's way, and starts calling Tosh doctor Selfie. However,
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it turns out the scurvy was brought on by a
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lesser known eating disorder called orthorexia. Apparently, people with orthorexia
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become obsessed with eating what they determined to be the
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healthiest diet possible, and that's what's happening to Matt Rife there.
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If Tosh had listened to Elliott stopped using her phone
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all the time, they would have missed this diagnosis, so
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Elliott is forced to reevaluate her hard stance on how
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toash approaches her job. Elliott is also realizing, like we
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all do, getting a little older, and you know, you
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know what happens one day you don't know how to
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program the microwave. We learned a little more about JD's children.
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There is at least a son named Ollie. Now during
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the original Scrubs, JD and Kim had a son, Sam
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in season seven, episode two that aired November one, two
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thousand and seven, So Sam would be almost twenty years
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old at this point, so Sam presumably in college. Somewhere
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in the premiere of season ten, we hear JD refer
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to kids, and in the now de canon I season nine,
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JD and Elliott had a child together. So some people
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have been wondering do they still have a kid together? Well,
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they do. There is a son named Ali. JD mentions
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that he is Ali next weekend and that he has
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recently built his son a bunk bed. Let's do some
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more math. Season nine of Scrubs a debut December one,
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two thousand and nine, so let's place it in they
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had a child together so that child would be kind
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of fifteen sixteen, and I'm being generous with the math.
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So Ali's got to be the youngest if he's in
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a bunk bed. So is there another child, Well, the
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showrunner says no. The current canon is JD has two sons,
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Sam with Kim and Ollie with Elliott. So perhaps the
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timeline of when the child of JD and Elliott, perhaps
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the timeline has shifted. I will quote Mystery Science Theater
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three thousand, who once wisely said, just repeat to yourself,
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it's just a show. I should really just relax, don't
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worry about it. Scrabs Jess. It's in episode four. Not bad,
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glad it was around. Not my favorite episode of all time,
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not hilarious, Not sure it's one I'll think about it
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other than Matt Rife appeared in it. But glad the
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show's around, and looking forward to the return of Doctor
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Kok