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Callaroga Shark Media. I thought Sunday's episode was a lot
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of fun, and also the bonus episode that went out
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yesterday with Julie Seaball. She's the producer of the Mark
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Maron documentary Are We Good? In case you missed that, Hello,
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Let me
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calm down here, let's ease into today. It's just been
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so much strife with the new stories. Did you hear
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the news stories yesterday? So let's just do something fun.
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I've got a new member of the Legion of Cool
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Comedians now, the Legion of Cool Comedians, which I established
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over the weekend. They are Jim Gaffigan with his bourbon business,
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Tom Poppa, you know, he's doing some breadmaking accessories. I'm
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going to add a couple of people this week, so
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I'm adding to the Legion of cool Comedians. When you're like,
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you know, who's doing like really cool stuff that you
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look at and you go, yeah, man cool? Well Sebastian Manascalco,
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who by the way, is going to be appearing at
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the Rioned Comedy Festival. But that's not what I'm here
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to talk about. I'm here to tell you about frigid
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ere up with Sebastian Maniscalco to sell you stone baked
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pizza ovens. That's right, they had a big event and
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the Nocturnal tells us it was in a loft that
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couldn't have felt more inviting. The space was bright, industrial
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and alive with the scent of fresh sauce and baked dough.
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Exposed brick, high ceilings natural light created the perfect setting
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for frigidators. Big debut of the Gallery range with stone
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baked Pizza mode. Chef Adam was there teaching everyone how
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to make pizza. And what could make this even more
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fun would be Sebastian Manuscalco getting in in appearance before
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heading over to the Riod Comedy Festival, getting some time
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with the regular folks. He stopped in and demonstrated the
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stone baked pizza oven and shared laughs with attendees, and
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we're told made the experience both educational and highly entertaining.
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Sounds like a fun event. Good of Sebastian to come by.
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You know, he probably got a couple bucks for it.
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He needs the money. I mean, there are some lists
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that have him as the top touring comedian, But what
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do I know? I'm a guy in the basement recording podcast. Hey,
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if you'd like to see Sebastian Manuscalco, He's on TOURIO
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be in Las Vegas. He's at the WIN, Las Vegas
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on October third. He's doing two shows. Pete Corielli the
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Gator is his opening act. There also two shows on
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the fourth. Then on the eighth he'll be in Abu
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Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates. That was just added.
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And then on the ninth he'll be at the sef
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Arena as part of the RIONDD Comedy Festival. No opener
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mentioned there, so it doesn't look like Pete Corielly the
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Gator will be part of the RIOD Comedy Festival. And
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then on October seventeenth, Sebastian Maniscalko will be in Temecula, Californians.
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He's got some other dates on his website if you
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want to check that out. Always got some merch. Let's
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say he's got a hoodie. It's a black hoodie with
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really tiny print that says it ain't right. Let's say
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I'm gonna order myself a large here, forty five dollars
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not completely unreasonable. You know you could put that on.
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Sit by the fireplace, eat some Tom Pop of bread
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and have some Jim Gaffigan bourbon. Trying to stay calm
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on this Monday. Guys. You know where this is heading eventually,
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don't you. Jimmy Kimmel. We never talk about him on
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this program. His name never comes up. He's in Brooklyn
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this week. A lot of big guests, Ryan Reynolds, Josh Johnson,
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comel On, Johnny, guys from The Bear. I still haven't
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watched that, Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert. Musical guests, Public Enemy, Renee,
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Rap Geese, and Living Color. Those guys were still around.
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I saw them at Fordham University in nineteen eighty seven,
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before anybody had heard of them. They were fantastic. I
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ran out and bought their album. I've been a fan since.
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True Story they opened for Joan Jet. The Internet will
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probably prove that true if you look that up. Why
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would I make that up? Why would Johnny Mack be like,
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you know what, I want to seem cool? I'm gonna
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tell people I saw Joone Jett and Living Color at
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Fordham University in nineteen eighty seven. Well I did, maybe
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it was eighty eight. I went there in the fall
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of eighty seven. I don't actually remember when it was,
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but I believe it was freshman year. See now I
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need to prove it to myself. I just talked myself
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into a corner. If you want me yelling at screaming,
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that was Sunday's episode. I'm trying to be calm. Well,
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I don't want to spend three hours of this, but
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I could tell you here on setlist FM, I see
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they played in Schenectady in May of nineteen eighty seven. Oh,
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maybe I can just go through Jon Jet's set list.
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Hold on, No, I'm can't find anything. I did to
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go down a rabbit hole there and I made an edit.
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There's been five minutes looking so what you know what?
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You just sit home and be like Johnny Mack just
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wants to sound cool and make it sound like he
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saw Joe jetted forty University nineteen eighty seven. He's probably
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making that up. Where were we were talking about Jimmy Kimmel.
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Howard Stern not listed as a guest. Some people think
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that is weird. Anyway, let's get to it today. It's
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the re Odd Comedy Festival performing is Jessica Kerson. We're
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told that Jessica Cerson brings whirlwind energy and razor sharp
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honesty to the re Odd Comedy Festival. Now in twenty
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twenty one, Jessica Kerson, who's at the Reod Comedy Festival today,
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I spoke to Forbes, and Forbes said George Carlin said,
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comics are modern day philosophers, your truth tailors and whistleblowers.
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How are you seeing that in your career and the industry,
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And in twenty twenty one, Jessica Curson told Forbes, I'm
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seeing that more than ever. The country needs us right now.
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We're say everything that a lot of people want to say,
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but they can't. People can't go into their jobs and
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say the things that I'm saying on stage. They get
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fired that day. Seems like Jessica is very passionate about
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being able to say whatever you want to say, and
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free speech is pretty important. Jessica went on to say,
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I mean, I have a joke where I say I
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have kids and I'm gay. See, I'm trying to educate
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people in a funny way and show how ridiculous people are.
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We are truth tellers. But if you silence what we say,
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what's the line. The line apparently is whatever you're being
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paid tonight. Jessica, Sorry, I disgressed. Did I say that
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out loud? I should have said that out loud. I
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have to remember to edit that out. I don't want
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to leave that in, Jessica said, I listened to the
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comics where I want to vomit. The things they say
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make me sick. But do I think they shouldn't be
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able to say it? No? Okay, sounds great. I look
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forward to your set tonight at the Riod Comedy Festival,
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Jessica Curson. Now, I wanted to tell you what venue
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Jessica is at, but here I am on Jessica Curson
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dot dot as a record this on Friday, September twenty
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sixth to twenty pm Eastern Time, and she has listed
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as her tour dates new Haven on the twenty sixth,
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and then the next date listed was October second at
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the New York Comedy Club. She's not listing the arena
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on the Riodd Comedy Festival where she's performing tonight, Free
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Speech Advocate and I want you guys to know what
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arena she's playing. Luckily, visit saudi dot com has the
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information for us. This is, of course, the world's largest
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comedy festival. A lot of you are favorite comedians, including
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Jessica Curson playing there. Dave Chappelle was there recently. Gabe
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glacis there tomorrow night. Now, this is interesting. The graphic
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says September twenty ninth. Everything I've read says September twenty ninth.
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A box here says September twenty eighth. I'm still unable
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to figure out where this is other than it's at
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the re Odd Comedy Festival. Right have clicked through to
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buy tickets. Oh, it's at the Mohammed al Ali Theater.
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Looking for to Jessica said tonight or maybe it was
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last night. I don't run the website. I don't know.
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I can only tell you what's in front of me.
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I would have loved to pull the information up from
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Esca Curson dot com to give you the information correctly. John,
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Is this why you opened up with a story about
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pizza ovens? Did you want to ease into this today?
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Is that what is going on here? Bill Burr, who
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was at the Reod Comedy Festival on Friday, is in
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talks to join the cast of Aaron Sorkin and Sony
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Pictures the Social Network too. Jeremy Alan White will play
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a Wall Street reporter. Jeremy Strong is said to be
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playing Mark Zuckerberg. Bill Burr is said to be playing
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a character that is fictional or an amalgamation. According to sources,
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I caused enough trouble in the first half. I'm going
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to a head for a home here. Like I said,
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I'm recording this on Friday. It's been a long week.
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It's actually eighty degrees out in September. I just want
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to go on in the backyard and take a nap
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and maybe listen to Mark Malcoff with whitez and act
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or Louis c. K on the Theovon's podcast, or Pete Davidson,
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who's coming to the Red Comedy Festival. He explained his
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reasoning the Theovaughn on Theovon's podcast. So Theo's had a
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lot of good guests. Let's see, let's do a couple
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of things here just to give you a full episode
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and get out of here. On the eight hundred Pound
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Channel today, David GABORI is good birth of a nation. Oh,
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I know what I'll do. Let's talk about the worst
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person who ever lived. What's his name, saying with me,
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that's right, Jay Leno, How dare j Leto comment on
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late night television? What does he know about it? The
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nerve of this guy, It just it infuriates me when
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Jay Leno talks about late night comedy as if he's
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some sort of expert in late night comedy. What does
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he know? Remember that story a couple of weeks ago
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where Jay Leno had the nerve to help Harrison Ford
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with a three D printed toilet seat. Well, jay Lenel
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told the story. Now where did he tell this story?
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He was at one of his little charity events that
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Jay does. This is the Love Ride Foundation. Yeah, Jay
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Leno out there doing charity talking about toilet seats. Jay
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Leto said, in Harrison Ford's office in Wyoming, he's got
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some sort of unusual toilet with an unusual toilet seat,
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and he couldn't find a toilet seat replacement. So they
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called me and said, can you three D print me one?
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And I said, yeah, bring me the old one. So
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he brought me the old one and we three D
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printed it. That's the story. And then he said Harrison
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Ford was stunned how good it turned out? And then
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Jay said anybody needs a three D printed toilet seat,
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Let me know. Oh, I will let you know. Mister,
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I know something about Late Night. How dare you no
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bonus episode today? I think I'm not planning on doing one.
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I have no intention of doing one. I just want
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to chill out and relax. That's your comedy news for today,
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See you tomorrow.