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Hey air, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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Good news, the comedy dearth is over. I've got plenty
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for the next few days, as I've been doing lately.
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On Friday, I like to take a look at the
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late night jokes. I've got to tip my cap to
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the writers of Jimmy Kimmelive. They've been teeing up Anthony
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Anderson with some great ones. But let's take a look
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at the week. Ronnie Chang on The Daily Show commented
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on the Epstein files and said, that's it. You're not
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releasing any more information. I've never been ghosted by a
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conspiracy before. Ronnie again. The Attorney General said the client
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list was on her desk. Let me guess your desk
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also hung itself. Runnie again. Pam Bondy was supposed to
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release the pedophile list. If we wanted an attorney general
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to cover up sex crimes, we would have stuck with
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Matt Gates. That's a great joke and same topic at
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this point. The only way we can learn who's a
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certified pedophiles if Kendrick Lamar makes a song about them.
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Wow.
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Ouch. Anthony Anderson said Trump has been riding high after
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Congress passed his Big Beautiful Bill. This bill gives one
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hundred billion dollars to ICE, kick seventeen millions off their healthcare,
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and cuts food asistants for kids. At this point, the
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only bill that's effing more young people is Belichick. On
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the topic of Benjamin Netton Yahoo nominating Donald Trump for
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a Peace Prize, Ronnie Chang said, Yeah, Peace Prize nomination
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from Nettan Yahoo is very meaningful, right up there with
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a Husband of the Year nomination from O. J. Simpson.
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Anthony Anderson, Pope Leo is reportedly taking a six week vacation.
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Hold on, he's taking six weeks off? Who the hell's
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he think he is? Jimmy Kimmel, that's great? And one
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more from Anthony Anderson, who had a really good week
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at the White House. Today, President Trump met with leaders
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of five West African countries. Things got off to a
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rough start when he congratulated them on winning the NBA finals.
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Bill Burr is all upset about the AI generated music.
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Have you seen this thing? The quote unquote band The
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Velvet Sundown. I actually wrote about them on Monday on
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my sub stack link in the show notes. The Velvet
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Sundown is an AI project created using the Suno app.
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Bill Burr not happy about it. He said, these f
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in nerds have taken over the music industry. People can't
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even play instruments and computers and find thingg bands it
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don't exist writing songs and then they bots listen to
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them and they get like five hundred thousand views and
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then people think this is a real band and it isn't.
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What eff in world are we living in here? It's unbelievable,
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these fen people, they can't make enough money, wasn't enough
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to be screwing musicians the way they have unapologetically just
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fing them over. The 'shire existence of the music business.
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They've done nothing but absolutely bend over and f musicians.
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And if that isn't enough, now the other band they're
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writing music, This like Fleetwood Mac meets fucking Delec with
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just a dash of Brian Adams and then they just
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put it in the thing. It spits it out. Wait,
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so the AI comedians go along, Bill, you know that's coming.
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Sarah Sherman has signed on board with a new film project.
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She will store in the new Netflix film Roommates. You
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know that one that's the one they've been working on
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in New Jersey, where Adam Sandler has been seen. It
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also stars Natasha Leona Nick Kroll. Roommates centers on a
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budding friendship that turns sour when two college freshmen move
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in together. Also starring in the film famous actress Sadie Sandler.
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HBO Max. Wait, is that what we're calling you? I
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lost track? Yes, it's HBO Max. Now they just changed
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the name back this week. I'm not being coy. I
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just I started to read the copy and I was like, wait,
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what are they know? Yeah, but it's HBO Max. They
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announced a Big Bang Theory spinoff. It is called Stuart
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Fails to Save the Universe. Now, buckle up, this gets
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pretty complicated, but it sounds interesting. Chuck Lorie, creator of
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the franchise, said, Stuart Fails to Save the Universe, which
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we're already abbreviating as sft STU, which trips up my
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brain because it looks way too much like st FU,
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which means something else entirely sf T STU. We're not
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calling you that. Let's say, what can we call this thing?
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Stuart fails to Save the Universe. We could just call
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this Show Stuart now, because then you're going to think
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Daily Show, all right, fails to save the universe. Wow, John,
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you took one word off all right. I don't know
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we're calling this thing anyway. Chuck Laurie says it's trying
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to incorporate science fiction, fantasy, and comedy and will feature
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extensive CGI. STU is set in the future. See even
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that sounds like I'm reading like a CSI or a
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Law and Order spin off SFT STU set in the
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future after the events in Big Bang. In It, comic
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book store owner Stuart Bloom is tasked with restoring reality
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after he breaks a device built by Sheldon and Leonard,
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accidentally bringing about a multiverse armageddon. Apparently Sheldon and Leonard
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worked on this device after the end of the original series.
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Stewart is aided in his quest by his girlfriend Denise,
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his geologist friend Burt played by Brian Possain, and quantum
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physicists all around Pain in the Neck Barry. Along the way,
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they meet alternate universe versions of characters we've come to
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know and love from the Big Bang theory, and, as
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the title implies, things don't go well. I already forgot
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what this show is called I've said it five times,
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it's called Stuart fails to Save the Universe. Okay, so
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it's sliders. But the Big Bang Theory is that what
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I'm getting here? Chuck Lorie said, I wanted to do
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something radical that would take me out of my comfort zone,
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something that characters on The Big Bang Theory would have loved,
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hated and argued about. All right, that's fun, all right
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from the near post. I want to make sure I
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get this one right. This gets all kinds of convoluted. Apparently,
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Kamala Harris gave an interview before the election that was
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so quote confusing and weird that she and the host
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both agreed it shouldn't air. Apparently, Harris was on Subway Takes,
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an online series hosted by Kareem Rama where guests admit
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their favorite hot take. It was filmed in the summer
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of twenty twenty four. Rama told Forbes her take was
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really confusing and weird, not good, and so we mutually
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agreed we shouldn't publish it. All right, what could this
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possibly have been about world peace, the economy?
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Nope.
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Rama tells us her take was on bacon as a spice. Well,
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there's More, according to the story, Harris's team had told
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the producers that Kamala's hot take would have been taking
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a stand against removing her shoes when on an airplane,
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but when the interview started, Harris apparently surprised Rama with
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a different hot take, which was bacon is a spice.
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The New York Times apparently has the unpublished video, so
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this seems like it's real. Rama told Forbes her take
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was really confusing and weird, not good. Rama, who's Muslim
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and does not eat pork, responded, I don't know, or
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stubbles down and says, think about it. It's pure flavor.
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She explains how bits of cooked bacon could be used
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to enhansome meal like seasoning, said. Rama asked, could ease
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bee for turkey instead, and then paused the interview and
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said he doesn't eat bacon. He then asked if they
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could do the segment on taking shoes off on airplanes instead.
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Harris decided instead to declare her love for anchovies on pizza.
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After speaking to an advisor, wrapped it up and said, well,
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I'm one hundred percent I'm sure on both of those.
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The post says Harris's office did not immediately respond to
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request for comment. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is back out.
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Minor spoilers for the new season. I personally haven't seen
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the new season yet because I keep forgetting. I don't
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have cable TV right now. I got rid of it
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for the summer because I like to be outside and
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I don't watch all that much TV. I'll get it
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back come September so I can watch the football. So, yes,
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It's Always Sunny came out, but I'm like, oh, I
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gotta wait until they posted it to FX. Plus, the
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new College Football Game is out, so if I am
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in front of a TV, I'm going to playing the
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college football video game. I'll get to It's always funny anyway,
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Minor spoilers coming up. Charlie Day spoke to The Hollywood Reporter.
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He explained why episode one spoilers It Won't Kill You.
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Why episode one was the conclusion to the crossover with
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Abbott Elementary. Charlie explains, because their episode was the last
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time we saw our characters, we thought, let's just jump
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in with our version of it. Now. This is interesting.
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Charlie says it could possibly be the end after the
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already renewed season eighteen interesting. They talked about writing this
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season's season finale, and they asked Charlie did he think
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of it as a season finale in that sense? Charlie said,
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I mean it, I did. I mean, I knew there
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was an offer for season eighteen as well, and I
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knew that we'd all discussed likely wanting to do it.
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But I personally went into the writer's room last year
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as if it was my last chance to be in
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the writer's room. Fortunately, I think we're lining up everybody
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and we're going to come back for season eighteen. Beyond
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season eighteen, I don't know, it could quite possibly be
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the end, but I think there was something about writing
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this season and having David and John chernback in the
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writer's room, and having Robert Zelle and David Hornsby in
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a little bit of the old gang back, and then
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having some of the episodes work so well was exciting
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in a way that reinvigorated everybody. So we'll see how
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long we can keep it going. But one season is
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but one season at a time, The Hollow Reporter said. Recently,
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on social media, people were sharing the new messaging that
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comes up before watching Rush Hour. I talked about that
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this week, I think yesterday blah blah blah. Do you
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think your show's aged well, Charlie said, I think for
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the most part, it's age really well. From the beginning.
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We always set out to make a show that was
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satirizing bad people behaving badly, And when your intention is
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to highlight the bad behavior and comment on it, that's
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sort of an evergreen message. In terms of a disclaimer
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before an episode, I'm neither four or against it. I
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think it's better than just getting rid of, say rush hour.
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Let people make up their own minds. By the way,
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we've always had a disclaimer before episodes. It's always said, hey,
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this is TVMA or X or whatever, lookout, watch out.
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But the thing that really mystifies me in our culture
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is how completely accepting we are of extreme violence in
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our content. People getting shot and killed and murdered horrific ways.
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But a couple of dirty, little naughty jokes seemed to
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really throw everybody from a loop on gossip Corner. I
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guess whose name I'm gonna drop. That's right, Pete Davidson
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once again TMZ saying Pete and his girlfriend Elise Hewett
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apparently had a nice fourth of July, Elise posted some
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Instagram snaps seventeen photos, some of which show off what
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TMZ refers to as her toned bikini body. Apparently Pete
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and Elise are living together. Good luck to the couple.
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The laugh Out Loveland Comedy Festival is back for its
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third year. Friend of the show Dan Bubletz Junior putting
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this one together to downtown Loveland July thirty first through
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August third. Laughout Loveland dot com for the info. It'll
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bring thirty comedians from across the country to perform at
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various venues. Dan says every year the festival grows. This
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year is no exception. In our first year we had
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seven shows with six headliners. This year we have nine
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headliners and ten shows. Headliners for this year's festival include
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Andrew Overdaal Hayden, Crystal Movida, Al Gaviy, Mike Stanley, and
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Matt Cobos. Festival feature some of Colorado's up and coming
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comedians along with comedians from across the country. We'll take
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a look at that as it gets a little closer,
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but that's a solid festival out today. Greg warrens The
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champ as an audio album. I'm always in favor of
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audio releases for comedians. So nice job, Greg Warren the champ,
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and that is your comedy news for today. Like I said,
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the comedy diarth is over. I got plenty for the weekend.
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I'm going to bring forward and yours and give it
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to you now. And he said, oh wow, that's great,
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thank you. That's so generous of you, Carl, that's great.
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want anything to do with and stormed out of the room.
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And I thought, well, that's not what I expected. Oh
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my god. So I realized from that that this was
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not an easy thing to do. So I learned a
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lesson from that, and I knew that I had to
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do this authentically to do it right, otherwise it was not.
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Going to work. So that happened.
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And then the third thing that happened was that I
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was looking at my financial statements and I had more
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money there than I was really using.