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Hey there, Shane Gillis crushed it. Hi. I'm Johnny Mack
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with your daily comedy news. I will do the late
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night stuff tomorrow instead of the usual Friday, because I
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really want to cover this Shane stuff. I thought he
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was fantastic. There are some mixed reviews on the internet,
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which we will discuss here, but I think it's the
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number two comedy thing of the year. That Mark Twain
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Conan O'Brien thing is number one, But Shane's monologue here fantastic.
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Now understand the crowd. You've got a bunch of famous
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athletes who are you trying to act like their Hollywood
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And you can see the vibe is should we laugh
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at that? Or are we allowed to laugh at that? Yes,
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laugh at it. It's funny. Got a bunch of clips
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for you. Let's start with the political material. You're Shane
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Gillis discussing the news of the week.
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Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the
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White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight
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in DC, Mike Pens almost died. You don't have to
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do that. Who's fine. I didn't write it. Actually, there
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was supposed to be an Epstein joke here.
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But.
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As it got deleted, must have probably deleted itself, right,
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probably never existed. Actually, let's move on as a country
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and ignore that.
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Uh all right, that's very very funny. Come on, everybody,
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lighten up here. In this next clip, Shane kind of
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loses the crowd with a very solid Shadoor Sanders joke
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that's not for nothing on point. Then in the second half,
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Shane it reminds me of Letterman or maybe even Carson
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on a night where Johnny Carson knew that the monologue
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wasn't quite working, but he would win the crowd over
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by almost switching to the audience's side, going yeah, I
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know these jokes are bad, but let's just roll with it.
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Can you hear Shane shift gears here? And I think
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he nailed it. And there's two jokes about Kaitlyn Clark
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in this segment. I'll play the first joke about Kaitlyn Clark,
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which is a home run joke. You people need to
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lighten up.
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Snorg Sanders had his jersey number retired at Colorado this year,
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and people are saying it's because of nepotism, because of
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his father, and it's not it's because he went thirteen
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to twelve over his career and he almost won the
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Alamo Bowl. Definitely not nepotism, right, all right, it's a
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big year for the WNBA. I love Kaitlyn Clark. Kate Yeah,
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hell yeah, same man, Kaitlyn Clark. She and I have
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a lot in common. We're both whites from the Midwest
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who have nailed a bunch of threes.
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And here's the second Caitlyn Clark joke. This one sourced
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from Better Audio, and this one seems to have people
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in a little kerfluffle.
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When Caitlyn Clark retires from the WNBA, she's going to
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work at a waffle house so she can continue doing
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what she loves most, fist fighting black women.
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The setup for this next clip, we're rolling out of
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a show. Hey Otani joke. If you're not into sports,
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there was a whole betting thing in the Otani universe
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a few years back. So that's the setup into this joke.
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And I won't spoil where it's heading, but it's solid.
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Picture. Hitter and Bookie. A bookie is what Bill Belichick
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reads to his girlfriend before bedtime. They do. They read
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the very Horny Caterpillar The Little Engine that Could but
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needed a pill first, and of course the classic good
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Night Boobs. That's my favorite one. Also, I'm not trashing
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Bill Belichick. First off, he's seventy three years old. He's
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dating a hot twenty four year old and people are
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criticizing him. What happened to this country? He used to
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be a great country. He won six super Bowls. Yeah,
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he's dating a hot twenty four year old. Maybe if
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you guys won six super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting
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next to a fat, ugly dog wife. They let me
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do it, I don't. This is Disney.
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They allowed that, and a nice move by Sheen here
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at the end. I don't think the audience had any
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idea what he was doing here, which is why it
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went flat. But this is a tribute to Norm MacDonald.
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I shared that joke the other day Norm McDonald at
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the sb's and I think this is word for word
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what Norm said, but here it is performs by Shane Gillis.
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There's one thing I want to say before I get
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out of here, and this is a dumb joke. You
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guys aren't even like it, buddy, it was It's just
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a Norm McDonald joke that I loved Dwen Eos to
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the SBS. I'm gonna do it now. Travis Hunter won
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the Heisman Trophy this year.
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He's the first defensive player since Charles Woodson to win
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the Heisman. Congratulations Travis Hunter winning the Heisman. That's something
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they could never take away from you. How you kill
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your wife and a waiter, in which case they could
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take that away from you. Well, see a lot of
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you don't like me, and that's.
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Okay, okay. If you listen to this podcast, you're probably
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some sort of comedy fan. You've heard the jokes. What
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did you think? Pretty good? Now, well, let's look at
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the reviews from People Magazine. Shane Killis struggles for laughs
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in twenty twenty five SP's monologue as he mocksim Owned
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Biles Comma Jordan Hudson. Some crowd members booed as Gillis
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struggled through his sb's monologue, telling the crowd at one
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point to lighten up. I think I have that clip.
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We will get to it. The controversial comedian again with that?
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What is he controversial for? For the SNL thing? How
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many years ago?
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Is that?
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Now?
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I got news for everybody. Shane Gillis has arrived. Shane
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Gillis is super popular. You can keep writing controversial in
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your articles because everyone else is writing that. But Shane
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Gillis has arrived. The controversial comedian thirty seven, who hosted
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Saturday Night Live in March, took to the state blah
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blah blah, but largely Gillis's performance appeared to fall flat.
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At one point, several crowd members booed from the mezzanine,
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and another point, the comedian defended a joke that didn't
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land by saying, I didn't write it. That's just a
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comedy move. Relax, Relax, it's an award show. USA Today
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headline Kaitlin Clark jokes during Shane Gillis sb's monologue met
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with mixed reactions, as Shane said, line up a little,
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it's not serious. Awful, announcing reports that the monologue didn't
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go over well with former ESPN reporter Sarah Spain. Apparently
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on social media, Sarah wrote, in a year of crazy
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growth for women's sports, choosing an sb's host who doesn't
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even try to make clever jokes about women athletes, he
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at least attempted for the men he goes with Hackey,
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no one knows the WNBA bits. Okay, you want to
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go there and say it's hacke to say nobody knows
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the WNBA. Here's Shane Gillis, four.
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Time WNBA All Star, Britney Hicks is here. Give it
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up for Brittany, everybody, I'm uh, I'm joking around. That's
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my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players.
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That's crazy. You clap for that, uh boy? Four time
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All Star, four time All Star. Brittany Hicks got a
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big ovation there. Too bad she doesn't exist. The woman
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that was shown on camera is the wife of Matt McCusker.
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As for the quote drawing jeers from the balcony, I
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believe this is the clip. The first word here in
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the clip I'm gonna share is his upcut is what
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we call in the industry.
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He's talking about Joe Rogan. So if you're like, what
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was that first word, the first word is Rogan.
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Brogan actually wanted me to be here to host this
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award show so that I could capture Adam Silver because
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Joe thinks he's an alien, and Donald Trump wanted me
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to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason.
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It's an alien joke.
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You bowed up there, dude.
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Shut up. From pajeeba dot com, Shane Gillis bombed as
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host of the SBS, Dustin Rolls writes, I am not
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a fan of Shane Gillis for political reasons. His politics
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are garbage. I don't like bro humor or racist jokes.
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And he's an albeit somewhat still smarter than Joe Rogan.
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But that's not why Shane Gillis is a bad comedian.
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He's a bad comedian because he has no idea how
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to tell a joke. Oh, you're wrong. He knows how
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to tell a joke. He knows how to work a room.
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His body language tells you that we're all just having
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a good time. His body language tells you these are
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just jokes. Lighten up. Dustin Rolls in Pajeeba, who writes
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Gillis doesn't know how to play to a crowd unless
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they're already on his side. He folds in front of
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a neutral audience and flat out crumbles in front of
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a hostile one. He lacks timing, confidence and basic delivery skills,
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qualities that separate actual comedians from hacks yelling crappy punchlines
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into a void. Dustin, I suggest you go and watch
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some Johnny Carson monologues. When Johnny is quote unquote bombing,
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those are his best performances, and I see that in sane. Yes,
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I just compared Shane Giles to Johnny Carson. Write it down.
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Dustin Rolls writes, that's why both of his Saturday Night
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Live monologues bombed, and like a true hack, he blamed
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the audience. I'm sure he'll do it again after face
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planning as host of the SP's because once again he bombed.
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It wasn't just the material, though, yes, the material is bad.
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The guy can't land a joke. He stutters, he second guesses,
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he telegraphs the flop before the punchline even arrives. Say
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what you want about Ricky Gervais and his garbage, transphobic bits.
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At least he delivers them with the confidence of a garbage,
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transphobic white guy. Gillis. Meanwhile, the flex blame to his
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writers or throws up a red flag before the joke
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with a meek You're not gonna like this one. No, Shane,
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A room full of professional athletes probably isn't going to
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laugh about the President deporting one of them. That's the
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one Soto choke, one grown one boo, and his confidence shatters.
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Michael Jay he thrives off that energy. Gill Us, he flinches.
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Even his rare decent line he had won about his
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Epstein joke being deleted was mangled in delivery. And when
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a joke actually lands, like as Caitlin Clark bit the
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one with the punchline Bunch of threes, he scolds the
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audience for not laughing more. Now, look, I know he
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idolizes Norm MacDonald, but aping Norm's material and rushing through
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it like you're trying to get off stage doesn't make
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you Norm. What are you talking about, dude? Norms deadpan, misfires,
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classes and comedic subversion. Gillis just bombs, shrugs, and says, well,
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I see a lot of people here don't like me,
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and that's okay. I think this is best summed up
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by The New York Post saw somebody in social media
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who wrote, if you were offended by Shane Gillis's sb's monolog,
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I can assure you that no one likes to hang
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around you. Amen. All right, let me get out the
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machete because I'm already long here. I just get two
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good stories, all right, But I got to get to
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Pete Davidson on gossip Corner. TMZ reports Pete Davidson and
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girlfriend Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first baby together. Back
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in March, People reported that Elsie and Pete were seen
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on a date in Palm Beach. They were seen swimming
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in the ocean and sharing a smooch in the water.
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In May, a source told People Pete and Nelsie had
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been living together in New York for the past few months.
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They're splitting their time between Pete's house and Upstate New
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York and a brownstone they recently started renting in Brooklyn.
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They're so happy together and doing great well. We will
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get confirmation directly from Pete Davidson. I guess he will
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be the guest on The Tonight Show. On Tuesday, July
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twenty second now, Elsie Hewitt posted on Instagram, well now
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everybody knows we had sex and captioned a collection of
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photo that included herself, Pete Davidson, and a sonogram. Pete
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Davidson is not on social media these days. Pete is
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out promoting his new horror film The Home, which is
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out on July twenty fifth, So we'll be hearing a
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lot from Pete Davidson in upcoming days. While we're on
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Gossip Corner, Adam Sandler and famous Hollywood actress Sonny Sandler
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were seen in Cranford, New Jersey. Apparent lay crew from
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Happy Medicine Productions were set up in a parking lot
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in Westfield, New Jersey, where on stage theater camp is
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taking place, and some of the campers were excited that
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filming was taking place in a house near their own rehearsals.
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A nice thirteen year old young lady, her mom, and
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some friends decided to follow the signs from base camp
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to the set. The young lady said, we were just
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chilling on the sidewalk with like me and ten other
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people maybe, and we just kind of waited there until
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they called for lunch. And then outside one of the houses,
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Adam Sandler like just out and everybody started freaking out.
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Then he came and he took someone's phone and he
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took a group picture with all of us. Famous actress
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Sonny Sandler, who started in you were so not invited
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to my bot. Mitzvagh also came out and signed the
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things for her fans, and we are now one week
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away from Happy Gilmore too. I may have to leave
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the country. I mean, I'm not sure I'm gonna be
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able to put up with a week of Adam Sandler press,
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especially if people are pretending that Adam Sandler comedies are good.
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No word yet on Happy Gilmore two, no buzz. Meanwhile,
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the Naked Gun people are putting everybody out there letting
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you know that's good. I'll get into that in a
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couple of days. But the buzz on Naked Gun is