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Callarogas Shock Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with a
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very busy daily comedy news. As I mentioned yesterday, the
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comedy Dearth is over. It's busy. Shane gillis making the
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rounds because he's hosting the sb's on Wednesday night. The
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Emmy Award nominations will be revealed today at eleven thirty
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a m. Eastern time. Just for laughs. Montreal is back
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on Wednesday, so plenty to talk about. Ah, but let's
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start with some politics. Okay, this is the part where
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Johnny Mack makes people mad. I'm just telling you what's
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going on. I pulled my punch yesterday. I'm trying not
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to chase people, but that one comedian whoo dude? Really anyway,
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Shane Gillis has commented on the Epstein Files Matt and
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Shane's Secret podcast. The conversation turned to Epstein. Shane said,
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you know, Epstein is innocent, but Cusker. Turns out the
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guy was just a regular guy struggling in the world,
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just like all of us. They joked about the situation
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have been and Shane Gillis shared his thoughts about the
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president and said, it's like Trump duck, It's tough not
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to point some fingers. He got killed when you were president.
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You were there. I mean, there's so many photos of
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them chilling. The cope on Trump's innocent, the cope is
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pretty intense. Yeah, he did go to the island. You
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just hang out with the staff. The staff said that
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was the staff twelve. What's pretty funny. McCusker said they
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were never going to release it. Meeting the files, Shane,
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did you see somebody brought it up in a meeting
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and Trump was like, are you still talking about Epstein?
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That's crazy. There's so much other stuff going on. I
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can't believe you're still bringing up Epstein. Are you serious?
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Get a life. You guys are obsessed with this. Nobody cares.
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It was so long ago. The guy killed himself when
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he was innocent. What the hell? Big story? Over the
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weekend you probably saw Trump threatened to take away Rosie
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o'donnald's citizenship. Who do I root for in this fight?
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To catch you up on Saturday night when you were
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probably doing something fun, Trump went on in truth social
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and posted because of the fact that Rosie O'Donnell is
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not in the best interest of our great country, I'm
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giving serious consideration to taking away her citizenship. I feel
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like doing this is half as triumph. She's a threat
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to humanity and should remain in the wonderful country of
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Ireland if they want a god bless America. All caps
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exclamation point. Rosie responded on her Insta saying, the presidents
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of the USA no caps at all. There has always
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hated the fact that I see him for who he is,
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a criminal, con man, sexual, abusing liar, out to harm
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our nation to serve himself. This is why I moved
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to Ireland. Still no caps. He's a dangerous, old, soulless
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man with dementia who lacks empathy, compassion, and basic humanity.
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I stand in direct opposition all he represents. So do
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millions of others you with you get a deport all
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who stand against your You are evil tendencies. You're a
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bad joke who can't form a coherent sentence. No apostrophe
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in the cants, no capitals at all as far as
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I can tell. Rosie followed that up with a post
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of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein and wrote, you lie, you steal,
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you degrade, eye nurture, I create, I persist. You are
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everything that's wrong with America, and I'm everything you hate
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about what's still right with it. You want to revoke
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my citizenship, go ahead and try King Jeoffrey with a
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tangerine spray tan. In case you're not hip to that
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orfe King Joffrey is the bad guy on Game of Thrones.
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King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan. I'm not yours
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to silence. I never was. Rosie O'Donnell currently lives in Ireland.
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Under the fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution, birthright citizenship is
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protected and cannot legally be revoked by the president. Rosie
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is in the process of getting her citizenship in Ireland.
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Tim Dillon also had some thoughts on all this, but
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I'm gonna let you listen to Tim Dillon's podcast. I
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don't want to encounter any men in suits wearing sunglasses,
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so I'm not going there. Tim said some stuff. Check
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it out. Andrew Schultz is getting ripped for being like
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I can't believe Trump didn't do what he said. No way, Andrew, really,
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no way. Johnny Mack doesnt stuff for fools again, vote
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for whoever you want, But dude, really, you look stupid.
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Andrew the Pretenders made a surprise appearance at Bill Burr's
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comedy show in London last week. Pretender is singer Chrissy
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Hines shared the news on Facebook, saying that Bill Burr
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had asked the Pretenders to join him for a few
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tunes at his show at the Hammersmith Odeon. One of
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the songs they played was of Course Wrong Motorheads Ace
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of Spades, because Burr had seen Motorhead play Ace of
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Spades at the same venue forty years ago. The Pretenders
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also covered how do You Get Your Money, Honey by
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ACDC and Judas Priests, breaking the Law, Setless dot Femsa
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at the end of the night with the Pretender's classic
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Don't Get Me Wrong. Bill Burr got behind the drum
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kit for the performance. Chrissy Hines said, I was thinking
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he could tell jokes, but can jokes play drums? The
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answer is yes they can. Bill nailed it. The performance
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was the first by the Pretender since May. They currently
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have no other shows on the schedule for twenty twenty five.
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Did you watch It's Always Sonny? The first two episodes
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are really strong. Episode one, the Abbot Crossover, very very funny,
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and there's a clip on social media, making the rounds
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that I won't spoil for you, but if you see it,
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click on it. Rob Mack told The New York Times
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his initial vision for the show was like Bizarro Friends.
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He said, if the theme of Friends is I'll be
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there for you, friends that are with each other thick
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and thin, no matter what the circumstance are, then Always
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Sonny is about the idea of friends that would never
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be there for each other, that would sell each other
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out at a moment's notice, and we're always looking out
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for themselves well before they were looking out for anyone else.
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A group of people so detestable all they have is
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one another because no one else will be friends with them.
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I think you could be friends with Charlie. Charlie's a
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little weird, but I think he could be friends with Charlie.
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Ronnie Chang is joining the cast of King of the Hill.
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He will take over as the voice of Khan. Toby
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Huss voiced the character during the initial thirteen seasons from
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nineteen ninety seven to twenty ten. Season fourteen begins airing
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August fourth, or so. They say. This could be like
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The Bob's Burger's Conspiracy by then there's exhibition football on,
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so Fox might be like, yeah, it's a brand new
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King of the Hill and another season of Bob's Burger's
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on tonight at eight o'clock and we're all watching the
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Cowboys over on CBS or something, and how this goes.
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The US version of Have I Got News for You
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comes back to CNN on September sixth. However, Michael Ian
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Black is getting a podcast spin off of it. It's
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called Have I Got News for Your Ears? Somebody's been
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paying attention to the Daily Show Ears edition, I think,
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although maybe the British podcast was called this and maybe
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the Daily Show ripped them off. Johnny Mack to your research,
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Willy who knows? This podcast features Michael Ian Black, joined
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by a rotating cast of guests and behind the scenes
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players to break down the week's headlines and offer a
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peek into the inner workings of the show. Think of
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it as the backstage pass version of the TV show
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Less buttoned Up, more unfiltered. All right, that's fun. The
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debut episode as michae Ian Black teaming up with the
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show's executive producer for a no holds barred rip on
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the news of the week. Followed by an interview with
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Jimmy Mulville. Who's that. He's the creator of the original
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UK version. New episodes out on Wednesday. Uh oh, it's
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going to get canceled. You know why? Oh no, don't
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take this curse on. You know who? The guest is
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Andy Richter, Killer of shows. Andy Richter almost killed Conan
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O'Brien and the second time successfully did kill Conan O'Brien
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tonight's show. Don't have it Andy Richter on anything? Look
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up the IMDb, folks. Should we do it? Sure, let's
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do it. He's got a zillion credits on AMDB. I'm
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on his wiki. He was on Late Night with Conan
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O'Brien for seven years, leaving the show May twenty six,
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two thousand. He said, after seven years of being on
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the show, I got itchy, and that's when Late Night
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got good. He got a show on Fox, Andy Richter
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Controls the Universe, canceled after two mid season runs. His
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next Fox sitcom, Quintopletz. Remember that one? No, you don't
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lasted one season two thousand and seven, Andy Barker, p
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I remember that one? Co written by Conan O'Brien. Richter
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played an accountant who couldn't attract clients. Remember that show,
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No You don't. It aired on NBC. It was canceled.
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Entertainment Weekly called it one of the top ten shows
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of two thousand and seven. Then Andy Richter joined The
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Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. We all know how that went.
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In twenty ten, Andy Richter was considered to be the
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host of Pyramid, not picked up by the network. In
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twenty thirteen, Richter signed on to host a game show
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called Step Up, ordered by Fox. Remember that one me, neither,
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I don't think it happened. In twenty seventeen, he hosted
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Big Fan on ABC. Remember that one me neither. You
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get the idea anyway, Michael ian Black, don't do it.
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This a curse. Avoid the curse. Speak of Michael ian Black.
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Did you see The New Superman? It's really good? Go
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see The New Superman. Whoever marketed The New Superman did
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a terrible job. They made the whole interview scene with
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Lois Lane look like something it isn't. They made the
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dog annoying and the trailers the dog's awesome. One of
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the best parts of the movie The New Superman is
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the bomb. You should go see it. Michael ian Black
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has a sub stack, so do I Mine is linked
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in the show notes. Michael ian Black's is not LinkedIn
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the show notes. Black says, here's the thing. I'm in
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the New Superman. It's a tiny part. I play Cleavis Thornwaite,
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who is basically Tucker Carlson, only with the initial CT
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instead of TC. I think that was pretty obvious as
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I watched it. James Gunn, the director, offered me the part,
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which was extremely kind of him, considering we didn't know
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each other or anything. He just asked if I wanted
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to be in Superman. I said, do I play Superman?
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He said I did not. I accept. Nonetheless, the reason
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I bring this up is to acknowledge, for a moment,
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how strange it is to play even a small part
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in a summer blockbuster, writes Michael ian Black. My whole
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career has been spent making obscure television shows and movies
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that very few people ever see. Michael was on the
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Wonderful Show Ed, starring Tom Kavanaugh, who is one of
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the founding members of the Macpack. I really hope someday
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Ed comes out on DVD or Blu ray or streaming
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or something. I would love to watch that show again.
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I do have MP three files on one of the
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laptops here, but you know, that's like an effort. I
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just want to like play, Black says. Every now and then,
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something I do corners a teeny bit of mainstream attention,
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but for the most part, it's been thirty years of
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shall we say, less than mainstream. Fair after so many
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years in show business, it's unusual to have a new experience.
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This is a new experience. I've already noticed a huge
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uptick in social media engagement. People are messaging me text
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from folks I haven't heard from in a while. It's nice.
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Oh that happens, Michael Ian Black. You're in show business.
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You know that. When you're hot, suddenly everybody's your friend,
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and in between gigs nobody knows your name. You know
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how that goes, Black says. Contrast that with the engagement
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I normally get when I appear in something, which is
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almost total silence. Not because people don't like the stuff
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I make, only they've never seen it. Fair Enough, I've
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long grown accustomed bring in the basic cable comedy minds.
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All right. The Emmy nominations out at eleven thirty Today.
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Nate Berghanzy is this year's Emmy host. Out today on
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the eight hundred pound Gorilla YouTube channel at seven Central.
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Ariel Elias, a Jewish star. Also Ariel will be in
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the live chat if you want to hang out. Speaking
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of Nate Bergazzy, one story ago and leave it in.
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There was that big celebrity golf tournament over the weekend.
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Nate Bergazzi spoke with RGJ dot com. He compared playing
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golf to being on stage, saying, you learn to get
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comfortable out here. Once you get comfortable with everybody out here,
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then it's a lot of fun. It's all on you.
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So when it goes bad, it's all on you. No
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one's coming to rescue you. I think that's why comics
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tend to like golf, because of that, you just by yourself.
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He didn't realize his sn L appearances would change everything.
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He said, I didn't think it would go what it did,
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but it changed everything. If he goes back, he says
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he will do a third Washington sketch. Colin Jost was
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also golfing, and he's also in the upcoming Nate Bergazzy movie,
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The Breadwinner. Nate said I try to make sure it
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wrapped before this tournament. I think it's gonna be a
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great movie. It's funny and I look forward to doing more.
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Nate was paired with Charles Barkley and Larry the Cable
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Guy on Friday and with Joe Buck and Justin Geeth
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Gee on Saturday. Charles Barkley said, me and Larry the
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Cable Guy like twin brothers. Now. I play with Larry
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every year, me and Nate. I got to spend some
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time with Nate. But you think about it, I get
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to play with those two guys are amazing on what
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they do in their life. Normally I wouldn't get to
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play golf. I get to play golf with some superstars
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for three days. Rob Riggole got in on this convo