July 15, 2025

Shane Gillis on Epstein, Rosie vs. Trump, and Bill Burr rocks with The Pretenders

Shane Gillis on Epstein, Rosie vs. Trump, and Bill Burr rocks with The Pretenders
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Johnny Mac covers a wide range of topics, starting with Shane Gillis making headlines ahead of hosting the ESPYs and commenting on the Epstein files. Political satire is also a hot topic with Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump exchanging heated remarks on social media. Johnny also shares stories from Bill Burr's London comedy show featuring a surprise appearance by The Pretenders, and a recap of the recent celebrity golf tournament with anecdotes from Nate Bargatze, Ray Romano, and Larry the Cable Guy. Additionally, news about the return of 'King of the Hill' with new cast member Ronny Chieng and updates on other comedy shows and podcasts round off the episode.

00:16 Shane Gillis and Epstein Files
01:36 Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell
03:48 Bill Burr's London Show with The Pretenders
04:37 It's Always Sunny and King of the Hill Updates
08:23 Michael Ian Black and Superman
10:22 Celebrity Golf Tournament Highlights


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Callarogas Shock Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with a

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very busy daily comedy news. As I mentioned yesterday, the

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comedy Dearth is over. It's busy. Shane gillis making the

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rounds because he's hosting the sb's on Wednesday night. The

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Emmy Award nominations will be revealed today at eleven thirty

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a m. Eastern time. Just for laughs. Montreal is back

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on Wednesday, so plenty to talk about. Ah, but let's

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start with some politics. Okay, this is the part where

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Johnny Mack makes people mad. I'm just telling you what's

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going on. I pulled my punch yesterday. I'm trying not

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to chase people, but that one comedian whoo dude? Really anyway,

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Shane Gillis has commented on the Epstein Files Matt and

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Shane's Secret podcast. The conversation turned to Epstein. Shane said,

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you know, Epstein is innocent, but Cusker. Turns out the

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guy was just a regular guy struggling in the world,

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just like all of us. They joked about the situation

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have been and Shane Gillis shared his thoughts about the

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president and said, it's like Trump duck, It's tough not

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to point some fingers. He got killed when you were president.

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You were there. I mean, there's so many photos of

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them chilling. The cope on Trump's innocent, the cope is

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pretty intense. Yeah, he did go to the island. You

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just hang out with the staff. The staff said that

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was the staff twelve. What's pretty funny. McCusker said they

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were never going to release it. Meeting the files, Shane,

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did you see somebody brought it up in a meeting

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and Trump was like, are you still talking about Epstein?

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That's crazy. There's so much other stuff going on. I

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can't believe you're still bringing up Epstein. Are you serious?

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Get a life. You guys are obsessed with this. Nobody cares.

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It was so long ago. The guy killed himself when

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he was innocent. What the hell? Big story? Over the

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weekend you probably saw Trump threatened to take away Rosie

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o'donnald's citizenship. Who do I root for in this fight?

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To catch you up on Saturday night when you were

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probably doing something fun, Trump went on in truth social

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and posted because of the fact that Rosie O'Donnell is

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not in the best interest of our great country, I'm

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giving serious consideration to taking away her citizenship. I feel

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like doing this is half as triumph. She's a threat

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to humanity and should remain in the wonderful country of

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Ireland if they want a god bless America. All caps

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exclamation point. Rosie responded on her Insta saying, the presidents

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of the USA no caps at all. There has always

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hated the fact that I see him for who he is,

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a criminal, con man, sexual, abusing liar, out to harm

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our nation to serve himself. This is why I moved

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to Ireland. Still no caps. He's a dangerous, old, soulless

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man with dementia who lacks empathy, compassion, and basic humanity.

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I stand in direct opposition all he represents. So do

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millions of others you with you get a deport all

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who stand against your You are evil tendencies. You're a

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bad joke who can't form a coherent sentence. No apostrophe

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in the cants, no capitals at all as far as

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I can tell. Rosie followed that up with a post

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of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein and wrote, you lie, you steal,

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you degrade, eye nurture, I create, I persist. You are

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everything that's wrong with America, and I'm everything you hate

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about what's still right with it. You want to revoke

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my citizenship, go ahead and try King Jeoffrey with a

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tangerine spray tan. In case you're not hip to that

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orfe King Joffrey is the bad guy on Game of Thrones.

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King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan. I'm not yours

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to silence. I never was. Rosie O'Donnell currently lives in Ireland.

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Under the fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution, birthright citizenship is

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protected and cannot legally be revoked by the president. Rosie

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is in the process of getting her citizenship in Ireland.

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Tim Dillon also had some thoughts on all this, but

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I'm gonna let you listen to Tim Dillon's podcast. I

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don't want to encounter any men in suits wearing sunglasses,

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so I'm not going there. Tim said some stuff. Check

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it out. Andrew Schultz is getting ripped for being like

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I can't believe Trump didn't do what he said. No way, Andrew, really,

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no way. Johnny Mack doesnt stuff for fools again, vote

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for whoever you want, But dude, really, you look stupid.

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Andrew the Pretenders made a surprise appearance at Bill Burr's

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comedy show in London last week. Pretender is singer Chrissy

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Hines shared the news on Facebook, saying that Bill Burr

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had asked the Pretenders to join him for a few

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tunes at his show at the Hammersmith Odeon. One of

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the songs they played was of Course Wrong Motorheads Ace

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of Spades, because Burr had seen Motorhead play Ace of

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Spades at the same venue forty years ago. The Pretenders

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also covered how do You Get Your Money, Honey by

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ACDC and Judas Priests, breaking the Law, Setless dot Femsa

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at the end of the night with the Pretender's classic

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Don't Get Me Wrong. Bill Burr got behind the drum

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kit for the performance. Chrissy Hines said, I was thinking

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he could tell jokes, but can jokes play drums? The

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answer is yes they can. Bill nailed it. The performance

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was the first by the Pretender since May. They currently

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have no other shows on the schedule for twenty twenty five.

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Did you watch It's Always Sonny? The first two episodes

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are really strong. Episode one, the Abbot Crossover, very very funny,

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and there's a clip on social media, making the rounds

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that I won't spoil for you, but if you see it,

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click on it. Rob Mack told The New York Times

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his initial vision for the show was like Bizarro Friends.

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He said, if the theme of Friends is I'll be

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there for you, friends that are with each other thick

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and thin, no matter what the circumstance are, then Always

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Sonny is about the idea of friends that would never

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be there for each other, that would sell each other

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out at a moment's notice, and we're always looking out

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for themselves well before they were looking out for anyone else.

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A group of people so detestable all they have is

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one another because no one else will be friends with them.

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I think you could be friends with Charlie. Charlie's a

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little weird, but I think he could be friends with Charlie.

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Ronnie Chang is joining the cast of King of the Hill.

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He will take over as the voice of Khan. Toby

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Huss voiced the character during the initial thirteen seasons from

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nineteen ninety seven to twenty ten. Season fourteen begins airing

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August fourth, or so. They say. This could be like

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The Bob's Burger's Conspiracy by then there's exhibition football on,

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so Fox might be like, yeah, it's a brand new

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King of the Hill and another season of Bob's Burger's

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on tonight at eight o'clock and we're all watching the

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Cowboys over on CBS or something, and how this goes.

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The US version of Have I Got News for You

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comes back to CNN on September sixth. However, Michael Ian

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Black is getting a podcast spin off of it. It's

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called Have I Got News for Your Ears? Somebody's been

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paying attention to the Daily Show Ears edition, I think,

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although maybe the British podcast was called this and maybe

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the Daily Show ripped them off. Johnny Mack to your research,

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Willy who knows? This podcast features Michael Ian Black, joined

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by a rotating cast of guests and behind the scenes

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players to break down the week's headlines and offer a

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peek into the inner workings of the show. Think of

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it as the backstage pass version of the TV show

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Less buttoned Up, more unfiltered. All right, that's fun. The

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debut episode as michae Ian Black teaming up with the

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show's executive producer for a no holds barred rip on

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the news of the week. Followed by an interview with

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Jimmy Mulville. Who's that. He's the creator of the original

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UK version. New episodes out on Wednesday. Uh oh, it's

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going to get canceled. You know why? Oh no, don't

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take this curse on. You know who? The guest is

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Andy Richter, Killer of shows. Andy Richter almost killed Conan

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O'Brien and the second time successfully did kill Conan O'Brien

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tonight's show. Don't have it Andy Richter on anything? Look

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up the IMDb, folks. Should we do it? Sure, let's

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do it. He's got a zillion credits on AMDB. I'm

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on his wiki. He was on Late Night with Conan

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O'Brien for seven years, leaving the show May twenty six,

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two thousand. He said, after seven years of being on

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the show, I got itchy, and that's when Late Night

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got good. He got a show on Fox, Andy Richter

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Controls the Universe, canceled after two mid season runs. His

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next Fox sitcom, Quintopletz. Remember that one? No, you don't

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lasted one season two thousand and seven, Andy Barker, p

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I remember that one? Co written by Conan O'Brien. Richter

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played an accountant who couldn't attract clients. Remember that show,

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No You don't. It aired on NBC. It was canceled.

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Entertainment Weekly called it one of the top ten shows

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of two thousand and seven. Then Andy Richter joined The

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Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. We all know how that went.

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In twenty ten, Andy Richter was considered to be the

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host of Pyramid, not picked up by the network. In

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twenty thirteen, Richter signed on to host a game show

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called Step Up, ordered by Fox. Remember that one me, neither,

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I don't think it happened. In twenty seventeen, he hosted

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Big Fan on ABC. Remember that one me neither. You

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get the idea anyway, Michael ian Black, don't do it.

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This a curse. Avoid the curse. Speak of Michael ian Black.

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Did you see The New Superman? It's really good? Go

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see The New Superman. Whoever marketed The New Superman did

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a terrible job. They made the whole interview scene with

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Lois Lane look like something it isn't. They made the

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dog annoying and the trailers the dog's awesome. One of

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the best parts of the movie The New Superman is

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the bomb. You should go see it. Michael ian Black

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has a sub stack, so do I Mine is linked

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in the show notes. Michael ian Black's is not LinkedIn

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the show notes. Black says, here's the thing. I'm in

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the New Superman. It's a tiny part. I play Cleavis Thornwaite,

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who is basically Tucker Carlson, only with the initial CT

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instead of TC. I think that was pretty obvious as

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I watched it. James Gunn, the director, offered me the part,

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which was extremely kind of him, considering we didn't know

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each other or anything. He just asked if I wanted

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to be in Superman. I said, do I play Superman?

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He said I did not. I accept. Nonetheless, the reason

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I bring this up is to acknowledge, for a moment,

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how strange it is to play even a small part

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in a summer blockbuster, writes Michael ian Black. My whole

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career has been spent making obscure television shows and movies

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that very few people ever see. Michael was on the

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Wonderful Show Ed, starring Tom Kavanaugh, who is one of

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the founding members of the Macpack. I really hope someday

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Ed comes out on DVD or Blu ray or streaming

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or something. I would love to watch that show again.

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I do have MP three files on one of the

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laptops here, but you know, that's like an effort. I

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just want to like play, Black says. Every now and then,

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something I do corners a teeny bit of mainstream attention,

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but for the most part, it's been thirty years of

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shall we say, less than mainstream. Fair after so many

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years in show business, it's unusual to have a new experience.

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This is a new experience. I've already noticed a huge

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uptick in social media engagement. People are messaging me text

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from folks I haven't heard from in a while. It's nice.

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Oh that happens, Michael Ian Black. You're in show business.

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You know that. When you're hot, suddenly everybody's your friend,

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and in between gigs nobody knows your name. You know

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how that goes, Black says. Contrast that with the engagement

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I normally get when I appear in something, which is

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almost total silence. Not because people don't like the stuff

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I make, only they've never seen it. Fair Enough, I've

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long grown accustomed bring in the basic cable comedy minds.

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All right. The Emmy nominations out at eleven thirty Today.

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Nate Berghanzy is this year's Emmy host. Out today on

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the eight hundred pound Gorilla YouTube channel at seven Central.

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Ariel Elias, a Jewish star. Also Ariel will be in

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the live chat if you want to hang out. Speaking

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of Nate Bergazzy, one story ago and leave it in.

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There was that big celebrity golf tournament over the weekend.

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Nate Bergazzi spoke with RGJ dot com. He compared playing

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golf to being on stage, saying, you learn to get

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comfortable out here. Once you get comfortable with everybody out here,

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then it's a lot of fun. It's all on you.

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So when it goes bad, it's all on you. No

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one's coming to rescue you. I think that's why comics

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tend to like golf, because of that, you just by yourself.

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He didn't realize his sn L appearances would change everything.

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He said, I didn't think it would go what it did,

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but it changed everything. If he goes back, he says

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he will do a third Washington sketch. Colin Jost was

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also golfing, and he's also in the upcoming Nate Bergazzy movie,

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The Breadwinner. Nate said I try to make sure it

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wrapped before this tournament. I think it's gonna be a

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great movie. It's funny and I look forward to doing more.

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Nate was paired with Charles Barkley and Larry the Cable

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Guy on Friday and with Joe Buck and Justin Geeth

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Gee on Saturday. Charles Barkley said, me and Larry the

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Cable Guy like twin brothers. Now. I play with Larry

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every year, me and Nate. I got to spend some

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time with Nate. But you think about it, I get

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to play with those two guys are amazing on what

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they do in their life. Normally I wouldn't get to

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play golf. I get to play golf with some superstars

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for three days. Rob Riggole got in on this convo

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and said, they're all laughing, go Cable Guy, We're not

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afraid you can do it. And he's like, well listen

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to me. I beg him to move and they don't.

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Then he puts a hotline drive right into the gallery

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and he always feels terrible. Larry said, I was the

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only celebrity that week to make the Golf Channel and

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Core TV on the same day. A lot of people

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have names for their drivers. I call mine exhibit A

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good joke. Larry Brian Baumgardner from the office said, there

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isn't a fair way that I'm walking down. We're a

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green that I'm walking off of where somebody doesn't mention

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something about chili to me. If you know you know,

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we're twenty minutes saying, I can't explain that one to you.

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If you know you know. Cable Guy says he always

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tells his laying partners to brace themselves. You're gonna hear

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get or done about seventy eight hundred times. During the

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course of the round. Ray Romano his goal was to

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break eighty. He said, if you ask around, they'll tell

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you I'm the most anal with rules. Everything counts, everything

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goes on the whole. No gimmes, no mulligans, no nothing.

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So when I break eighty, it's for real. In twenty ten,

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Romano had to make a three foot putt to finish

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with a seventy nine. Comedian Tom Dressen gets on the loudspeaker.

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Ray said he got the loudspeaker till the audience. Romano's

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about to break eighty and I missed the putt. Ray said,

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they don't think we take it seriously. But I can

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guarantee you everybody in the tornament, even though it doesn't show,

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they're taking it seriously. It's not life and death, it's

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not your living. But we want to perform. We want

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to beat the next guy. We want to look at

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the standings at the end of the day and see

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we have a respectable score. And that's your comedy news

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for today. And I bounce stuff too. I could already

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pretape the weekend. I've got so much stuff, which is great.

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checked out Alligator Alcatraz yet? That's my new favorite thing.

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It's my company. I didn't make it at all. I

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can't remember either Mark had the idea on his own

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or I texted him and said, how come you haven't

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made Alligator Alcatraz yet? I may have texted him that,

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or I may be Brian Williams ing this thing and

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imagining I texted him anyway, Alligator Alcatraz a lot of fun.

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Check it out, See you tomorrow