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Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news busy
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one today, and get rid of the kids because the
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second story is just a little bit too naughty for
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their ears, know what I'm saying. Let's start with Saturday
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Night Live and they're not messing around when they come
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back on March first. Your host Shane gillis, Yeah, that's
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pretty cool. Tate McCrae's your musical guest, and on March eighth,
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Lady Gaga will double up as host and musical guest.
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We saw as recently as Friday. How of course he's
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musically talented, but also comedically talented, which is exciting. All right,
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are the kids gone? Because I gotta tell you about
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this Marlon Wayns feud sports Katia reports. The actor, comedian, writer,
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and producer Marlon Wayans dropped an AI assisted country disc
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track aimed at Soldier Boy. The rapper and record producer.
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Marlon went on Insta on the fourteenth and posted what
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do you say about my Mama? We will get to that.
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In the disc track, Marlin made some suggestions. I'm gonna
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quite quite quite quite quite paraphrase here. I'm gonna use
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some alternate language here. I'm reading the transcript from sports
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Kidia of the lyrics of the disc track, and I'm
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going to paraphrase them. And again, I'm not saying any
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of these things about Soljia is true. I'm just telling
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you what the distract says, paraphrasing from the disc track,
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Soldier Boys on Kernak and meth. I can smell it
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on his breath. Yes, he's on that Krif it's Kernak
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and myth, then the next line is a suggestion that
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Soljia would do a favor for a man in exchange
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for rock that is rhymed with He looked like flavor
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Flave without the clock. Apparently, Marlon also doesn't like Soldier
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Boy selling bitcoin, paraphrasing the lyrics, ain't rappin', just gaming
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and selling people crappy coins. He's a mess without a chest.
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His only hit with Superman now he ain't got nothing left.
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Twitter user kazin six commented, never argue with the comedian.
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This apparently goes back to January. You see Soldier Boy
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performed at the Crypto Ball in Washington, d C. Which
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was a celebration of Donald Trump's presidential win. Marlin apparently
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supported a different candidate and sold one oh one point
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one the Whiz, I mean Soldier Boy. He even canceled.
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Nobody cares about Soldier Boy, so Soldier Boy better go
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out and get that check. He don't care. I think
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they thought it was a bitcoin event. They found out
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it was a ball for him, and it was too
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late to pull out. But you know that's why you
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got to check the fine print. Soldier Boy apparently didn't
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appreciate the comments said on the Wiz. Soldier Boy tweeted,
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and I'm paraphrasing here, I'll urinate on your mother's grave.
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I'll dig your mom up and kill that B word again.
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Last week, Soldier Boy made fun of Marlin's role as
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an FBI agent in White Chicks, posting words like and
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I'm paraphrasing here. I can't believe I'm marguing with a
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fella that dressed up like a white B word. WTF
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is wrong with me? Then Soljia wrote, and I'm quite
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paraphrasing here. Ain't your son a transit that performs favors
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at Marlon Wayans In his latest interview with TMZ, Morland
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said that the rapper could join in the reboot of
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Scary Movie as a crack and a meth head all
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mixed together. He also made fun of Soldier Boy's teeth.
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In a TMZ reel, Morland said, I need someone who
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looks like a wet muppet. I want someone that looked
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like they sell your car, rob you, and perform a
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favor a man would enjoy, all at the same time
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Soldier Boy. On February twelfth, Soldier Boy tweeted a Google
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search Engine screenshot showing two twenty twenty three articles from
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TMZ and Men's Journal about Marlon embracing his child's sexuality.
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Soljier Boy captured his post something that I can't even bearaphrase,
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but ended it with it's in your blood. Wayns responded,
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if Soljier Boy had a career, he'd get canceled for
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this type of slander. Luckily, he ain't been relevant since
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two thousand and seven. Wayns posted a picture of Soldier
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and wrote, Hey, Soldier Boy, my child had top surgery
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and still has more chest than you. Keep an eye
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on that one. How's that for an open Today, Hulu
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has released a trailer for the upcoming Company Special from
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Chris de Stefano that'll be out on the twenty first,
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just a few days from now, titled It's just Unfortunate,
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Chris riffs on his three Puerto Rican kids his dad's
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rudimentary understanding of Latin culture. I've got the clip here.
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I'm gonna go first. I think this material is very
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hack like, very Let's listen.
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I found a beautiful Latino woman, and now I'm proud
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to say I have three kids Puerto Rican. Three Puerto
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Rican kids. If their names are Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria,
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they have my daughters. But then I also have a
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thirteen year old step son. All Right, I love my
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step son. He's almost like my family. He sleeps right
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there on my property. My girl she wants a guy
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who knows how to build stuff. I don't know how
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to build anything. I can build walls. Emotionally, there's the
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thing about my father. My dad really is trying, okay,
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but he's got a third grade education. He like to me.
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I've been doing the research, and they don't throw sweet
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sixteens in the Latina culture. I've been talking to my
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friends down at the bodega, and they sold the ponies
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for the girls at fifteen. They call them case.
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It dis Chelsea Handler has a special coming out. It
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is called The Feeling That One not till March twenty fifth,
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that'll be on Netflix. Let's listen to a piece of it.
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I've clipped it here to get rid of a naughty word.
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I blame COVID for pickleball, right, we didn't have to
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hear about pickleball before COVID.
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Pickleball.
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That is not a subject that I can take seriously.
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When people bang on and on about pickle that is
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not real exercise. Okay, so shut up about it.
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Chelsea then goes on and says some more naughty words,
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tagging it out. That's not real exercise. Okay, so shut
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the f up about it. You'd burn more calories shoving
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an actual pickle up somewhere on a pickleball court than
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playing a game of pickleball very hard. The show Clean Lately,
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Chelsea says, I stand by my comments about pickleball. I
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also stand by my stories about Andrew Cuomo, George W. Bush,
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and Bill Cosby. I shared lots of tea in this special,
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just when I thought there was no more tea to spell.
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March twenty fifth for that special. February twenty fifth. She
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has a book coming out calling I'll have what she's having.
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George Lopez's special came out yesterday. I find it really weird.
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No press, like, no press at all. George didn't do
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any press. That's weird, especially when a big comedy special
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come out. I didn't see anything. I looked. Rosebud Baker
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special came out. Rosebud did press for The La Times.
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They asked her about the first two months of twenty
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twenty five. Rosebud said, I feel like we were sober
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and now we're shooting myth. Like when in the first
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week shooting myth. Being at SNL as a writer taught
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me to read the news and not have an emotional
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reaction to it. It's like I've trained my brain to
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read and think, Okay, what's funny about that. It's almost
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like training herself to be a psychopath. The La Times
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asked if she went into labor while taping these special
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has two ports. Rosebud said that was actually all part
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of the plan. I was pregnant and I knew I
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wanted to shoot a special. It had been so long
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since I shot Whiskey Fists, and I wanted to get
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material out there. But I honestly didn't know if I
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was fully ready. I've seen a lot of material from
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pregnant people, but I've seen a lot of material about
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what happens after, and I was really curious and mostly
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anxious about what happens after because I wasn't even fully
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convinced that I was doing the thing right. One day,
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I was sitting at the Comedy Cellar talking to Ryan
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Hamilton about it, and he was like, you should just
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shoot some now and shoot them later and then put
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it together. And I was like, why don't I do that?
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Then I was like, what if I shot it the
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same way, in the same place and the same color
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outfit on the same stage, but one year later, and
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I'd sort of just be reporting for the people, like
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half journalism. Sam be apparently not happy with Lauren Michaels.
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According to the book Lauren The Man who invented Saturday
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Night Live. Lauren apparently said that Sam's style of comedy
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is too strident and political for his show. Sam told
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the Daily Beast podcast, I mean, literally, imagine calling anyone
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strident when you've built a career out of elevating the
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loudest guy in the room. Apparently, Lauren had said, it's
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the hardest thing for me to explain to this generation
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at the show nonpartisan. We have our biases, we have
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our people we like better than others, but you can't
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be Samantha Bee. He said, I get referenced in the
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book as being someone that Michael's doesn't want to emulate
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it anyway. I can see the point. He's right. I
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am one sided, and I am stritent, proudly so. Mindy
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kaaling As a comedy picked up for a series at Hulu.
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It's called Not Suitable for Work, a comedy about young
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professionals in New York. I feel like we've had one
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or two of those not Suitable for Work. We'll follow
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five work obsessed twenty somethings striving for professional success and,
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if they have the time, personal happiness in Manhattan's most
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glamorous neighborhood, Murray Hill. No cast yet. Let's see we're
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getting along here. I'm gonna bounce a couple of things.
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You get bounced. Take Nataro, We'll say for tomorrow. How
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about John Oliver? Late Nighter points out that Max gave
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in and they're putting last week Tonight clips back on
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YouTube in olden times, they would post the main story
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on YouTube on Mondays. There was a time I didn't
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have HBO Max and that's how I would consume it.
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They had stopped doing that and wouldn't release the clips
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until Thursday. At that time, John Oliver's that he was
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annoyed by the YouTube delay, calling it massively frustrating, and
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added I was not happy with it at all. What
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I love about having the show on YouTube is we
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can reach beyond HBO subscribers. That feels really important to me.
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I really really appreciate the fact that they do that.
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I would rather they did it straight after the show
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the way we've always done it, but I'm very grateful
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they're willing to still do it at all. Well, it
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is back on Mondays now, so that's good. Now, something
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must be going on because Oliver, you know, he appeared
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on The Daily Show last week. Now he went on
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Colbert that combined with the clips coming out on Mondays again,
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somebody seeing something. It's the metrics are down, or they're
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noticing John Oliver's not in the national conversation as much
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as he could be. Something is motivating a publicity campaign.
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Really interesting anyway, Oliver was on Colbert Monday Night. Stephen said,
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you're a recent citizen. How do you feel you're still
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gonna stick it out? A You're gonna head back to England?
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John said, oh no, I'm sticking it out. I'm going
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down with the Titanic. I know there might be life
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rafts available, but I'm tuning up. And they started to
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play a fake violin. I don't know how surprised you
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were about any of this. All of this was pretty
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much foreseeable. Oliver encourages the recent protest. He pointed out
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some twenty seventeen protests that sprung up after Trump signed
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a Muslim travel band. Oliver said, you can send a message.
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You don't have to wait to vote. It's valuable sending messages.
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Even if that message is f this crap, It's sometimes
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the strongest message to send. Boy, should I just record
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tomorrow show? Now? I am bouncing sons of stuff. I
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don't want these episodes to be too long. And you
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know I've got some catchup stuff. Because we talked about
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SNL for a lot of days. Say what can I
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tell you about? Quickly? Will Arnett showed up The Comedy
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Seller last week to do a stand up set, He
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went on as Alex Novak, who really is Will Arnett?
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Alex Novak, a newcomer to the comedy scene. Will worked
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off notes people believe, possibly a script. During his set,
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Will Arnett reportedly joked about his recent divorce. Arnett is
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working on a film with Bradley Cooper directing. The film
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was called Is This Thing On? The movie, which also
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stars Sean Hayes and Lord Dern, reportedly features Bradley Cooper
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in a supporting role with Will Arnett as a comedian
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navigating divorce and a career change. So that would make
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sense why he's working out such a set. Kevin neil
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In was on two beers. I wanted to play this
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yesterday but just didn't have enough time. He told a
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story about Norm MacDonald to Burt Kreischer. A good story here,
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Let's listen.
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Nobody knew he was sick the last nine years, and
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I would work with him, see him all different ways
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to be bloated, and then he'd be thin from all
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the medicine he was taken. People thought he was drunk,
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but it was the medicine he was taken. In hindsight,
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I realized that didn't tell anybody he told our manager,
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Mark Ervitz, Oh really, and that's all and his son
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and me and Donna he told Dana too, and THEFW
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Downtown Yeah, and the Mason Club, the Mason and Girls,
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Scott Trip twenty five. The people in Albania knew.
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And I have not had an opportunity to share with
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you that roy D Mercer passed away. Roy D Mercer
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was longtime Tulsa radio host Brent Douglas. Douglas voiced Roydy
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Mercer and used him in prank phone calls that used
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to be a big thing. There were more than twenty
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comedy albums of roy D Mercer prink calls between nineteen