Sept. 16, 2024
Sleepy Emmy Recap, John Oliver's Dog, and Kevin Hart's Restaurant Closure
Sleepy Emmy Recap, Kevin Hart's Restaurant Closure, and Comedy News
Johnny Mac delivers a sleepy recap of the Emmy Awards, highlighting winners in comedy categories and discussing the debate over 'The Bear' being classified as a comedy. He transitions...
Sleepy Emmy Recap, Kevin Hart's Restaurant Closure, and Comedy News
Johnny Mac delivers a sleepy recap of the Emmy Awards, highlighting winners in comedy categories and discussing the debate over 'The Bear' being classified as a comedy. He transitions to news about Kevin Hart's Hart House restaurant closures, speculates on future endeavors, and touches on other comedic stories including Maya Rudolph's Hollywood Reporter feature, Chelsea Handler's upcoming special, and Kathy Griffin's struggle to secure a new comedy special. Johnny also shares amusing anecdotes about SNL alum Alex Moffat and comedian Langston Kerman, and promotes the Because They're Funny Comedy Festival in DC.
00:00 Introduction and Emmys Recap
03:06 Kevin Hart's Hart House Closure
04:55 Maya Rudolph's Hollywood Reporter Feature
05:49 Chelsea Handler's Upcoming Special
07:07 Kathy Griffin's Hollywood Reporter Interview
08:55 Matt Rife and Elton Castee's Conjuring House Offer
10:09 Comedy Festival and SNL Memories
11:22 Langston Kerman's Mother-in-Law's Dating Profile
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Callaroga Shark Media.
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Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Busy
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one today. Right, this first section I'm recording because I'm
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falling asleep on the couch on Sunday night. Let's cover
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most of the Emmys anyway, we'll catch up on the
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rest on Tuesday. I think Eugene Levy speaks for all
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of us when he said this.
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I know some of you might be expecting us to
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make a joke about whether the bear is really accommedy,
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But in the true spirit of the bear, we will
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not be making any jokes.
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Yeah. Best Actor in a Comedy Series, your nominee is
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Matt Barry, Larry David, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Defara Woon Attigh.
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Your winner Jeremy Allen White for The Bear. The Bear
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is awesome. The Bear is not a comedy, Guys, what
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are you doing? Best Actress in a Comedy Series, Your
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nominees are Quinna Brunson for Abbot Are you at a
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Barry for the Bear? Selena Gomez Murder is my Rudolph Lute,
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Kristen Wig Palm Royal the winner, Gene Smart for Hacks.
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That was my pick, A good pick. There, everybody. Best
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Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Your nominee Lyone, Olboyce
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for The Bear, Paul w Downs Hacks, Paul Rudd Murders, Tyler,
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James williams Abbot, Bowen Yang SNL The Winner, Evon Moss
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Bacher Rock for The Bear. He's awesome. I like him
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a lot. The Bear is not a comedy. Best Supporting
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Actress in a Comedy Series, Carol Burnett for Palma Royale,
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Hannah Einbinder for Hacks. You can hear me stuttering, I'm
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falling as leave Guys Channel, James Abbott, Sheryl Lee, Ralph Abbott,
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Meryl Streep Murders. Your winner, Eliza Cologone Zayis for The Bear, which,
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as you know, is not a comedy. What are we doing?
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Best Talk Series. The nominees are Jimmy Kimmel Live Late
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Night with Seth, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Your winner,
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The Daily Show. Really, that's a terrible pick in a
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year with it they didn't have a host. No terrible pick.
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Best Writing for a Variety Special. The nominee as were
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the Oscars and Mike Berbigley, The Old Man on the Pool,
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John Early Now more than ever. Jacquelin Novak's Get on
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Your Knees. The winner Alex Edelman for Just for Us
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from HBO Max Yeah all right, and the nominees for
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Best Descripted Variety Series were Saturday Night Live or Just
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some One Another pick Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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John Oliver won Congratulations and he started to tell a story.
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I'll let John tell.
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It's just one of things, gonna be very silly. Odd dog.
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We had the most fantastic dog and she was at
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our wedding and she got us through a pandemic. She
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was with us for the two pregnancies and perfect choice
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of music. We ought to say goodbye to her.
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And now this part of the audio is believed. He
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looked into the camera and said, f you it is.
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I feel like Sarah mccachlan right now.
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Sorry to hear about your puppy there, John Oliver, all right,
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that's the Emmy. He's a section of today's podcast. Let
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me throw it over to the A week version of
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me for the rest. It's really I say this. Kevin
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Hart has less work to do. Remember he had the
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vegan restaurants. Harthouse suddenly closed all four of its la locations.
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Last week, Hearththouse CEO Andy Hooper gave a statement to
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eatter La which read, the response of the product has
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been incredible, and we thank our committed team, our customers,
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and our community partners for helping make the change we
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all craved and for their unwavering support of Hearththouse. He
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didn't mention why it closed, though an Instagram post from
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Hearthouse thank guest with a HEARTFELTZ goodbye for now as
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we start the next chapter.
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Now.
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What's interesting is a few days earlier Hearthouse had started
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promoting T shirts with the slogan change You'll Crave. The
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first location of Hearthouse opened just blocks away from the
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always busy in and out near lax I was there
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recently It is always busy. I drive the mile and
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a half to the slightly less busy one, also sort
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of your LX. Then they opened a larger Hollywood flagship
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complete with a drive through, in May of twenty twenty three,
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and then two more locations. What could you get at
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Harthouse back in the day when it used to exist
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plant based burgers, chicken sandwiches and nuggets, kale salads, and
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sides like fries and tots The company also tried to
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reinvent the labor model with higher wages and healthcare for
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hourly workers. That's cool, as well as a lifestyle spending
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account with access to things like Netflix subscriptions and access
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to an interest earning savings account to which the company contributed.
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Not bad. That's according to restaurant Business Now. It's not
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just Harthouse. Shake Shack recently closed five LA locations. The
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Army's on Sunset hung up its famous sign back in June.
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Fast casual chain Veggie Grill closed a bunch of locations
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in twenty twenty three. It's unclear if Kevin Hart will
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bring Harthouse back. In another iteration, don't worry. Give me
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forty eight hours, I'll be telling your story. Kevin Hart
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has a new gig. He just announced. It'll happen. Meyer
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Rudolph got a wax job from the Hollywood Reporter. That
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is a former coworker. Before you know, you have a
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car there and your friend goes, hey, let me whax
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your car for you. Nice thing to do. Well, The
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Hollywood Reporter wrote one of those articles. Maya says it's
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a huge compliment being part of the Kamala Harrison news cycle.
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But it's also very bizarre because I woke up to
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an article saying I was confirmed a player and I
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hadn't spoken anyone. This is so much bigger than me,
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and this is about something very important. I'm thrilled to
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be associated with it, and I'm also glad that I've
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played her and everyone's cool with that. She likes it.
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The secrets are her version of Kamala Mayas says when
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I see her, I see her having fun. And so
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the fictional Comala that we created tapped into her fun.
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And then SNL producer Steve Higgins said to me that
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his wife called her a fun aunt and we were laughing. Now,
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that sounds like fun, so we went from there. That
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was the moment when you realize, oh no, I know
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how to do this. By the way, today's episode of
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Ballot very very funny. Check out Ballot's podcast Wherever you
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get your shows. Chelsea Handler, she used to date Joe
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Coy and Joe Coy hosted the Golden Globes one time
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and told joke about Taylor Swift. You may have heard
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about it. Relax, not doing a bit. Chelsea will tape
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her next special at the Well Month Theater in Montclair,
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New Jersey, November twenty third. Chelsea Handler is a member
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of the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Really, okay, should
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we look? We should look? Oh man, there's a lot
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of people in this Is there a list? So I
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went to the New Jersey Hall of Fame website and
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they had, you know, two thousand and eight inductees, two
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thousand and nine inductees. And I don't feel like clicking
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on ten trillion things, so I asked chat Chept who
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is in the New Jersey Hall of Fame? Now, this
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being AI, the information may not be accurate, but who cares.
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It's a comedy podcast, all right? In the Hall of Fame.
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Bruce Springsteen. I will believe that John bon Jovi, Whitney Houston,
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Frank Sinatra, Meryl Streep, Shaquille O'Neill is in the New
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Jersey Hall of Fame, Yogi Berra, Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison,
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and Tony Morrison Pulitzer and Nobel Prize winning author who
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I'm sure is fantastic. But when the first nine names
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were Springsteen, bon Jovi, Whitney, Houston, Sinatra, Meryl Streep, Shack,
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Yogi Einstein, and Thomas Edison, Tony Moon, you are tenth.
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I'm sorry, Tony Morrison. Fans send your letters to Deacon
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Mike in Cleveland. He handles all my correspondence. Thanks Mike
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for fielding those. Kathy Griffin got half a wax job
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from the Hollywood Reporter. As you start to read the article, like, oh,
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here's another one of those, you know, fluffy articles that
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the Hollywood Reporter puts out, But as you dive into it,
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it took a sideways turn. Kathy seems to think there's
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a large conspiracy against her getting a special. She tells
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the Holly Reporter, it does make me feel that in Hollywood,
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I'm still canceled. If I can't make a deal for
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a special, people tell me the same thing happened to
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me and Gina Carano. Please don't like in Kathy Griffin
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taking a protest photo to a Holocaust DENI are. I
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didn't whip out my penis like Louis c k. I
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wasn't canceled. I was investigated by the Department of Justice
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for something I don't regret. She talks about taking a
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jet to her shows and jokes that she's losing money
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on the tour because of the jet. I know it's spoiled,
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but it's worth it. I get to sleep with my babies.
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Those are some dogs, and avoid the airport where a
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lot of Trumpers still feel the need to come up
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to me and tell me how horrible I am. The
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Holly reporter says. We talk in the SEV heading to
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the tarmac about the special. In her mood, tarket see
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the I told you there was a twist here. Kathy says,
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there's not going to be a special. Everyone's passed. Her
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manager clarifies, well, no one's actually passed. No buyer has
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ever attended the show in comedy specials, which is kind
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of like me saying that back in the nineties, Kim
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Delaney never turned me down for date. Factually true, Kim
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Delaney has never turned me down for date. Boy. I
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left Kim Delaney on NYPD Blue. Did you pick that
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up there? I digress. The other reporter tells us Kathy
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holds the record for most televised stand up comedy specials
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by one artist, twenty one. All right, everybody out there,
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name one Kathy Griffin special. Go right, there's twenty one
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of them. Kathy says, I'm dying for special. There's so
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many platforms out there, and Peacock can't be off the
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table just because of Andy, right. I'm assuming she means
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Andy Cohen in that case. Matt Rife and YouTuber Elton
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Casty have made an official offer quote unquote to the
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real Conjuring House. This the house from the Conjuring film series.
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the Conjuring House and revealed that he and Riife are
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quote ready and willing to buy it if you're keen
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to sell. He added that the two are willing to
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pay all the money o to employees and compensate for
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loss of goods any date we're ready to make it happen.
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was asked, why do you want to buy this house,
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and they both replied joined to comment however that works
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as if now it's just a wonderful thought slash offer
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to be able to give that location, it's staff, and
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it's customers the respect they all deserve. If you enjoy
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what I do here, one way to support the show
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is you can go to buy me a coffee. Dot
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morning six forty five am, and I don't know why
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with the brushes on the front. If you live at
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a city, definitely know what I'm talking about. One of
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those was cleaning the parking lot. Maybe not six forty
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Buy me a coffee. Dot com slash a daily comedy
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news the second annual because their Funny Comedy Festival is
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coming back to DC September twenty seventh through the twenty ninth.
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Comedians Leslie Jones and Dion Cole will headline this year's festival.
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And that's quite the understatement. Because I went on the website,
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I was like, Oh, this is a cool festival. Let
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me talk more about it. Here's a list of comedians performing,
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Leslie Jones and Dion Cole. I mean, there's a showcase.
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Dion's hosting a showcase with up and comers. But I
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think the word festival here is a bit of a stretch,
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Johnny Mack, you are sarcastic today. Alex Moffatt looked back
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on his time at Saturday Night Live and talked about
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how he got the job of Donald Trump's middle son.
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He said, when I was in the process of possibly
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getting hired by nison Al, a friend of mine called
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and said, you know, you kind of look like Eric Trump.
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You should work up an impression. I didn't have one
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insign from my screen test, so I didn't audition it.
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But once I was hired the first week, I went
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over to mikey Day and he was like, Yeah, this
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is great, let's do something. There was a photo in
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real life of Eric, John Junior, and Avanka Trump. Moffett
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told Vulture, we wrote an update that was loosely based
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on that picture of the three elder Trump kids that
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they put out that was like millennials for Trump. It
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was Avank in the front and then the two boys
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in the back just looking like, you know, American psychotype dudes,
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and Eric had a look on his face that I
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based most of the impression on. Vulture also spoke with
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Langston Kerman and they were curious about a recurring bit
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in his special where he talks about managing his mother
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in law's dating profile, and they want to know how
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that works, Langston said. My wife and I would spend
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about a day to small talking with these gentlemen. How
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are you what are you up to today? Would ask
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all the basic getting to know you stuff to see
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if they were capable of basic conversation, which is all
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you can ask from a sixty year old man on
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the internet. Hey, Langston, watch out there. I'm not that
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far from sixty anymore. Numbers are starting to get big.
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I mean even Kim Delaney's sixty two now. Then at
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some point when they seem even remotely capable, we would
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