Feb. 18, 2025
SNL 50 Recap, Kevn Hart's NBA All-Star Roast, and George Lopez's New Special
Johnny Mac covers the latest in comedy news, featuring a detailed recap of Saturday Night Live's 50th anniversary celebration, including surprise performances and celebrity appearances. He delves into Kevin Hart's poorly received emceeing at the NBA...
Johnny Mac covers the latest in comedy news, featuring a detailed recap of Saturday Night Live's 50th anniversary celebration, including surprise performances and celebrity appearances. He delves into Kevin Hart's poorly received emceeing at the NBA All-Star game and critiques on his comedic relevance. The episode also highlights George Lopez's new special amidst a wave of mixed press, and briefly mentions Rosebud Baker's Netflix special release. Technical issues during the SNL broadcast and notable absences for the celebration are also discussed.
00:28 SNL 50th Anniversary Highlights
00:52 Steve Martin's Surprise Performance at the Cellar
02:12 SNL After Party Antics
03:52 Notable Absences and Reactions: Where was Dana Carvey?
05:26 Jerry Seinfeld's Controversial Moment
11:10 Kevin Hart's NBA All-Star Game Roast
14:43 George Lopez's New Special and Press Issues
16:44 Rosebud Baker's Netflix Special
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Callarogashock Media.
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Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. It
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is a busy one today. George Lopez has a special
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out and his press is not going great. Kevin Hart
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got destroyed for his work at the NBA All Star Game.
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Jerry Seinfeld would have made front page news if not
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for Saturday Night Live. But we will start with SNL
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fifty and I'll do the other stories in the second
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half of the podcast. In case you missed it, Monday
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mid morning, I dropped a bonus episode that was my
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initial reaction to SNL fifty, so if you want to
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check that out, please do. Also, in case you missed
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it Saturday around midday as well, I recapped the music
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show from Friday night, So those are good episodes if
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you're into SNL. Steve Martin did a great job on
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his monologue, reminding us he was one of the top
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stand ups before he went into being more of an actor.
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Steve showed up thirdday night at the Comedy Seller in
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New York to work out his material. TMZ says Martin
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short and John mlaney joined Steve on stage and participated
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in the bit, which makes sense because that's what happened
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on stage on SNL, also doing surprise performances. Listen to
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this listen. They all did about ten to fifteen minutes
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of material. David Spade, Chris Rock, Ray Romano, The Not
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So Canceled Disease. I'm sorry, Colin Quinn, Naperghetzi, Leslie Jones,
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and Marcelo Hernandez. I'd love to know more about the
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Marcelo set because I'm not bashing the guy, but he's
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only shown me one look like if you were a
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baseball pitcher, he throws fastballs. I want to see what
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else you can do, Marcelo. I like you, but you
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do one thing. Sidebar, did you notice on SNL fifty
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that they're setting up Sarah Sherman to be next? She
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got a lot of screen time on a night when
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almost none of the current cast got any daylight. Bowen
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Yang clearly the star in the current group, but they're
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setting Sarah up to be next. Also in attendance Sasha Baron,
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Cohen Beck, and Woody Harrelson. Seller owner Nom Torman tells
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TMZ we've hat legendary nights at the Comedy Seller, but
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as a child of the seventies, have never been a
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starstruck as seeing Steve Martin. The term national Treasures overused,
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but I believe Steve is one. I love how to
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fold soup and everything he's ever done. Vogue had somebody
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at the after party.
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They were right. Keenan Thompson is the first cast member
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to arrive at SNL's fiftieth anniversary after party, or I
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should say the current cast member. Plenty of former SNL
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stars like Alec Baldwin or inside the plaza already, as
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well as mega celebrities like Bad Bunny, Chris Pine and
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Lady Gaga is Crispine and mega celebrity like I like
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Star Trek and all, but yeah, whatever, But Thompson walks
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through just past midnight, ready to take a victory lap
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after a marathon weekend. Blah blah blah. The drunken antics
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that occurrent after party is her legendary. Kristin Wigg admitted
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to Jimmy Found that she chipped her too at the
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after party following her final show in twenty twelve. Adye
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Bryant confessed she once blocked out and fell asleep in
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her apartments hallway. Kate McKinnon said her hair once got
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stuck on a Woody Harrisons sweater button for twenty minutes.
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At the Sunday Night party, Woody Harrison was wearing a
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tied eye that someone has inexplicably and indecipherably signed with
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a shirpie Volks person asked Woody who signed your tie,
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and wood he said, thanks, Perhaps he was well hydrated.
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Who knows Adam Sandler was wearing a succeedo Folks says,
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the person with the most Sandler like outfit is not
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Sandler at all, but Jason Sedakis, who was wearing a
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hoodie in a baseball cap. Vogue then tells us what
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everybody else was wearing doesn't really interest me, as I
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sit here in an oversized sweatshirt. Jj abrams high five's
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Keith Richards, Kim Kardashian and listens to Bow and Yang
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by the bar. Peter Dinklage lounges with Natasha Leon and
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Chris rock. Lorne Michael sits at a table in the
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back room with Alec Baldwin, Olivia Munn and John Mulaney
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hold hands the entire night. Steve Martin and Catherine o'harris
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sit on a couch right by the first floor entrance
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even though most people on a third floor. As the
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band played on and the ballroom at the Plaza became
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even more packed, it was clear that for many people
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here he would be an icky blue light night. Let's
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hope Unlikeadye Bryant, they made it home to their apartment doors.
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Some odds and ends from the SNL special. You may
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have noticed in the Good Nights that somebody was holding
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up a picture of Gilda Radner. The people holding up
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Gildo where Loraene Newman and Jeene Curtin. Some people were
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curious who wasn't there, and there was one really really
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suspicious person not there. I'll get to No, it's not
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Dan Ackroyd. Late Nighter points out that Akroid's been laying
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groundwork for this for months. Late Nighter sourced an interview
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with Akroyd last August. Dan was asked about SNL fifty
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and said, for me, it's going to be a great
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night of television because I think it starts at eight thirty.
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I personally would like to be at home watching it
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because if I was there, I'm going to miss a
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great night of television. I'd get a viewing party together
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wherever I am in the world. And watch it. That's
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really what I think I'm going to be doing. Ackroyd
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had said something similar to the av Club several months
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later when asked if he would attend, Well, it depends
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on how and when I'm invited. I guess it depends
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on how I can serve. Let me put it that way.
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How can I serve them best? How can I serve
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Lauren and the whole enterprise best? That'll determine whether I
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go or not. There doesn't seem to be any bad blood.
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Dan tweeted over the weekend, I'm so proud of being
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associated with my comedy Alma mater and it's Dean Lorne Michaels.
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Friday night at the homecoming concert, it was a tribute
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to the Blues Brothers led by Jimmy Fallon Puck News,
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Matthew Baloney had mentioned that Bill Hayter was a quote
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polite decline. Now that notable name who wasn't there Dana Carvey,
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Which is weird because Dana Carvey was in a ton
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of episodes in the first half of the season. It's
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not like he wasn't you know. At thirty Rock Late
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Nighter points out Dana has not spoken out about the
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milestone anniversary on any social media platform. I wonder what's
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going on there that's interesting to me. All this SNL media,
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I think did a favor to Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry was
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asked by a social media influencer if he would take
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a selfie. Let's listen to what happened, Jerry, Can I
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get a selfie?
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Sure?
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Free Palestine.
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I don't care about foul plot.
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So you're seeing a couple headlines about that, but I
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think there would have been a lot more if not
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for all the SNL noise. Vulture did an article every
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single thing that happened at SNL fifty. I started to
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read it and then I'm like, let me just do
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this live because I think it's interesting and I want
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to react to it. Because the first thing I saw
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was from Jesse David Fox, who I guess tweeted if
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anyone watching tries to read the tea leaves for who's
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taking over for Lorne. Almost every sketch was from Seth
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Meyers's time as head writer, or was by someone Myers hired,
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say for Debbie Downer and Domingo. That's interesting, Jesse again,
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head writers from the last twenty five years missing from
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the credits Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider, Rob Klein, Ana Drezzen,
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Adam McKay, Harper Steele. Vulture points out Tom Schulders Don't
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Look Back in Anger is the only retro sketch shown
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in full at SNL fifty. That's the one with Belushian
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old age makeup. Bethy Squire's points out no inclusion of
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Trump or Elon in the problematic guest segments. Huh either.
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It was interesting they didn't do any politics. I get
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if you don't want to get into Trump during the
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SNL fifty, totally get it. But like Daryl Hammond doing
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Clinton wouldn't have been the worst thing. Ferrell doing George
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w wouldn't been the worst thing. I don't know herschel
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Pandu wrote, how is it that Lauren doesn't watch this
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musical sketch that's the millenie musical. It'd say this doesn't
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play to all fifty states. I don't think they cared
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my take watching it, I felt like I was at
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the Groundlings in la and they were celebrating themselves. Now
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I say that, having attended the Groundlings thirtieth anniversary show,
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is that math right, maybe it was the twentieth, twenty fifth. Anyway,
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long time ago, I went to one of the anniversary
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shows and they were just paying tribute to themselves, and
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I felt like, that's what SNL did on Sunday night.
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They were celebrating themselves and we were allowed to watch.
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I don't think they tried to hand in the greatest
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episode of SNL at all time. I think there was
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some backslapping there. Well, earned no problem with it, but
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I think that's what we were watching. Jesse David Fox
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points out the American Girls Store cutaway with John Lovetz
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was pre recorded. Lovetz was actually sitting with Sarah Sherman
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in the audience before the show. Kevin Elon caught up
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with Fox News. Kevin said, when I started, comedy was
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totally different. It was a totally different time in generation,
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and it was not as much short attention span. I
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can look back at some of the sketches on SNL
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and they're a lot longer than they are now because
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of the short attention span. I also the comedy may
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have gotten a little more snarkier. People want snippets more
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and more and more as quickly as possible. It's like
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a buffet. He got into these kids today. I think
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without social media, these comics wouldn't be known, they wouldn't
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be selling out arenas. John Lovett's echoed those sentiments, telling
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Fox News Digital he believes stand up comedy is bigger
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than ever. Steve Martin was the first guy to play
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like arenas and stadiums, and then years later was Andrew
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Dice Clay, and then years after that it was Dane Cook.
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Lovetz then talked to Midnight and said, you know, they've
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become way more political than they used to be. I
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know those guys, they're all extremely nice, and they're all very
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talented and very funny, but they're focusing on politics. There
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were some technical snaffoos across the country. The show ran
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long now I saw from late nighter Sunday, I don't know,
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around five PM or so. Late nighter had reported that
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NBC had told the affiliates, we're gonna run over. So
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I'm sitting in the basement watching uh Hulu The Shield
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and giseh're Currius have been rewatching the Shield. Love the Shield.
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Michael Chickliss, founding member of the Macpac We've talked about this,
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so I knew the show was gonna run over. The
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show got cut off in at least Detroit. In Houston,
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Bob Ellis is the general manager of WDIV Channel four, Michigan.
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He put out a statement, Now I need you to
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pay really, really, really really really close attention to the statement.
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You're ready the statement from Bob Ellis of Detroit. I
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know the best way to address the error last night
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with the ending of the Saturday Night Live fiftieth Anniversary
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special was with you directly pay attention. We sincerely apologize
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for cutting short the SNL special. This was not an
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intentional programming decision. It was simply human error, and we
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understand your disappointment. NBC had communicated to us Friday afternoon
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that the live show would run long with the scheduled
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end time of eleven fifteen pm. We had our technical
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teams ready for this planned fifteen minute overrun. When the
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show ran even later, we didn't make the real time adjustments,
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and that's why the final thirteen minutes were missed. Let
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me translate for you. That means we programmed the automation
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to cut off at eleven fifteen because that's what the
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network told us, and it never occurred to us that
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it might go over and nobody was on duty. All
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you had to do is pay a board up. That's
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what happened there. In my humble opinion, Bob Ellis writes,
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well you didn't see included a performance by Sir Paul McCartney,
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who sang a medley of three songs from the Beatles
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Abbey Road album. We all dismissed the on stage goodbye
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led by Martin Short that included former cast members holding
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up a photo of detroiter Gilda Radner. Okay, now let
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me reread the middle of bob Ellis's statement. This is
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Bob Ellis of Detroit. Ready, pay attention. NBC had communicated
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to us Friday afternoon that the live show would run long,
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with the scheduled in time of eleven fifteen pm. We
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had our technical teams ready for this planned fifteen minute overrun.
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Blah blah blah. Okay, you got that, Okay, same thing
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happened in Houston. KPRC general manager Phil Lane put out
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a statement. Here's mister Lane's statement. Pay attention. NBC had
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communicated to us Friday afternoon that the live show would
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run long, with a scheduled in time of ten fifteen pm.
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We had our technical teams ready for this planned fifteen
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minute overrun. When the show ran even later, we didn't
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make the real time adjustments, and that's why the final
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thirteen minutes were missed. Huh, it's almost the exact same statement,
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except for the adjustment for the time zone. That's weird.
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Lawyers in other news, Decider with a wonderful headline abysmal
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Kevin Hart special interrupted by sporadic basketball Decider writes, I
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thought I was being smart when I turned the NBA
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All Star Game on thirty minutes late NBA tip off
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times a notoriously far afield of what is promised by
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TV listings that I wasn't eager to spend any more
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time than was absolutely necessary watching pregame ceremonies were listening
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to Kevin Hart talk, eight thirty seemed like a good
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time to tune in, even if it meant I might
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end up missing the first few minutes of the first game.
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