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Callaroga Shark Media. Yes it's another Stephen Colbert based a
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bonus episode. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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On The Late Show Monday night, Stephen Colbert responded to
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Donald Trump. You may recall that Trump was happy that
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the Late Show was ending. Colbert said, how dare you, sir?
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Would an untalented man be able to compose the following
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satirical wisdom. Colbert then turned to a different camera labeled
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Eloquence Cam and declared, go f yourself. Oh, there were
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a lot of F bombs last night. We will get
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to that. In his monologue, Stephen Colbert said, folks, so
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I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Cancer culture has
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gone too far. He then talked about how he can
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go scorched earth over the next ten months until the
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show ends and said, the gloves are off, I can
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finally speak unvarnished truth to power and say what I
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really think about Donald Trump. Starting now. He looks into
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the camera and says, I don't care for him. Colbert
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thanked CBS for its support throughout the years, but then,
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but how could it be purely a financial decision? If
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the Late Show's number one in ratings. It's confusing. A
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lot of folks are asking that question, mainly my staff's
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parents and spouses. He noted that CBS quote followed up
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their gracious press release with a gracious anonymous leak and
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then showed screenshots of sources telling The New York Post
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that the show loses between forty and fifty million dollars
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a year. Colbert said, forty million's a big number. I
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could see us losing twenty four million. But where would
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Paramount have possibly spent the other sixteen million With those numbers,
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I gotta say it makes sense would be canceled. I
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get it, guys, and thanks again, Okay, thanks to the
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network outcome. I guess weird. Al Yankovic and Lin Manuel Miranda.
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They came out to play some cold play. Then the
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camera panned through the audience and caught various duos in
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the audience including C A NX, Anderson Cooper and Bravos,
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Andy Cohen, NBC's Jimmy Fallon and Seth Myers, John Oliver
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with John Stewart, and Adam Sandler with Christopher MacDonald also
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in the audience. T I'm the insult comic Dog. Then
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any camera up and to a cartoon of Trump hugging
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the Paramount logo. A producer hands Colbert a piece of paper.
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He says, stop playing. I'm sorry. I just got this
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note from corporate. Your song has been canceled. It says
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here this is purely a financial decision. It says that
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since you started playing that song, the network has lost
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and I don't know how this is possible forty to
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fifty million dollars. Miranda said, that's impossible. That song was
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a number one song. Tell me this has nothing to
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do with who we just put a spotlight on. Colbert said,
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there's nothing here that mentions that Colbert told Lynn and
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weird Al. The note says some very nice things about
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you guys, performance, quality, stature, irreplaceable, signed yours truly the
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Paramount Family of Global Entertainment Properties and AI Weapons Systems.
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On The Daily Show, John Stewart said, I'm not giving in.
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I'm not going anywhere. I think. Let's listen to pieces
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of John's monologue. I have absolutely trimmed this down. It
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does get a tad naughty at one point not too bad,
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and John increasingly dropped f bombs, which I trimmed of.
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You may or may not know. Stephen and I worked
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together on this very program. Both of our shows reached
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an inflection point in twenty fifteen. Stephen chose to challenge
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himself by seeing if he could succeed the legendary David Letterman,
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and quite frankly, a much bigger pond than the one
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he and I had been swimming in. And I quit,
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I quit.
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I quit.
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Stephen challenged him, I passed away. Stephen challenged his abilities
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in the biggest field you could, and I literally went
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to a farm upstate. And now, and now Stephen has
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been canceled for purely financial reasons. And by the way,
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not just Stephen's show, CBS has canceled the entire of
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the late show franchise Gone now, I acknowledge losing money.
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Late night TV is a struggling financial model. We are
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all basically operating a blockbuster Kiosk inside of a Tower Records.
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But when your.
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Industry is faced with changes, you don't just call it
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a day. My god, when cens stopped selling, they didn't
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just go, oh, well, music, it's been a good run.
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The fact that CBS didn't try to save their number
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one rated network late night franchise, that's been on the
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air for over three decades. Is part of what's making
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everybody wonder was this purely financial or maybe the path
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of least resistance for your eight billion dollar merger. Look,
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I understand the corporate fear. I understand the fear that
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you and your advertisers have with eight billion dollars at stake,
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but understand this truly, the shows that you now seek
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to cancel, censor in control, A not insignificant portion of
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that eight billion dollar value came from those shows. That's
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what made you that money. Shows that say something, shows
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that take a stand, shows that are unafraid and not
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to believe me. This is not a we speak truth
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to power. We don't we speak opinions to television cameras,
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but we try every night. And if you believe, as
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corporations or as networks, you can make yourselves so innocuous
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that you can serve a gruel so flavorless that you
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will never again be on the Boy King's radar A
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why will anyone watch you? And you are wrong?
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David Letterman has weighed in on his own way. On
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Letterman's YouTube account, he posted multiple Colbert and CBS related videos.
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He then put out a twenty minute super cut making
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fun of the network decaption you can't spell CBS without BS.
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It'll be interesting when Letterman actually speaks about this. Jimmy Kimmel,
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who's on family vacation, slamm Donald Trump. From said vacation.
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Kim Will shared a family photo from an anti Trump
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protest and referenced a two thousand and three letter that
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the president allegedly wrote to Jeffrey Epstein. Kimmell's Instagram caption read,
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may every day be another wonderful secret, which references a
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line from the letter that Trump allegedly wrote, according to
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The Wall Street Journal. In the photo, Kimmel and wife
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Molly are pictured in anti Trump shirts, each member of
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the families holding a sign. Phrases include don't bend the knee,
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make America good again, and I wish we had a
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better president. Jimmy Fallon opened up his show saying, I
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am your host, well at least for tonight. I don't
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like what's going on one bit crazy times. In the monologue,
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fell in joke to Seebeest could lose millions of viewers
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plus tens of hundreds watching on Paramount. Plus Stephen has
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done years of incredibly smart and hilarious television, and he's
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won ten Emmys. Trump heard this and was like, big deal.
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Last week I won a FIFA World Cup trophy. More
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than eighty seven thousand people have signed a petition on
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move on dot org demanding the Late Show stay on
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the air. Eighty seven Thousand's not going to do it.
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Late Nighter had some other numbers. On Tuesday morning. They say,
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at last count, more than two dozen different petitions had
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sprung up on change dot org, collectively drawing over thirty
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six thousand signatures. That's not going to do it. They
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add that a petition on the Progressive Change Campaign Committee
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has passed one hundred and twenty thousand signatures. All that
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adds up to roughly the two hundred thousand people in
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the eighteen to forty nine's that were watching the show.
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Many things can be true at once. We can all
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support Stephen Colbert, we can all have our spidy senses
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up about the merger stuff. But also, if the numbers
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are anywhere near accurate, there's a lot of money to
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lose for two hundred thousand people in the eighteen to
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forty nine says the guy who's older than that. Demo
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outside the ed Sullivan Theater on Monday afternoon, a group
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of protesters assembled, chanting Colbert stays Trump must go. They
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were organized by a group called Refuse Fascism. One of
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the organizers told WCBS News, we are trying to wake
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up the people. Too many people accepting this and saying,
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you know, Colbert will miss you. Actually, we can't accept this.
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This is illegitimate. Prior to the protest, they had circulated
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a flyer which said this has the pungent odor of
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appeasement to fascism, unconscionable. Andy Cohen, I think is speaking
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truth and logic. He said, so suddenly, the show's losing
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forty million dollars a year and they're going to cancel it. Typically,
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what would happen if a show's losing money that is
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also super important to the network. What they would probably
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do is say, listen, Steve In, your show's losing x
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amount of money a year. There's two things we could do.
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We could cut the budget in half, maybe move out
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of the ed Sullivan Theater, do the show in a
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small studio. Cut down on staff. You have two hundred
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people working here. We needed to be one hundred or sixty.
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Instead of doing your show five days a week, we're
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gonna do your show four days pre take your Thursday show,
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so you're actually in production three days a week. That's
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a way right there, to cut the budget at least
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in half. I don't know about half. I'd have to
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look at the numbers, but yeah, that doesn't sound crazy
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to me. Cohen continued as opposed to saying out of nowhere,
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as Colbert portrayed it, they called him and said, your
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show's losing money. We're canceling it a year. Instead, they're
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turning the lights out completely at eleven thirty, which says
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to me, CBS is just cooked. I mean it's cooked.
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They're saying we're done. Letterman's old producer, Robert Nett till
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deadline when we started the Late Show in nineteen ninety three.
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We have the same goals. Everyone doing talk shows has
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make people laugh and never threaten a corporate merger. If
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Colbert ad been number one at an Emmy two days prior,
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none of this would have happened for Night ads. While
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the financial landscape of Late Night has undeniably changed, I
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don't think you dismissed a talent like Stephen Colbert in
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this manner, it just doesn't make sense. Steven is as
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good as it gets. He'll be heard from for many
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years to come. They should choose their adversaries more wisely.
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That is your bonus episode today. If you missed it,
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there was a normal episode in the feed earlier today,
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and I'll be back tomorrow morning with your regular daily
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comedy news. See then.