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Callaroga Shark Media Hither. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. Stephen Colbert was interviewed by GQ, who really
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wanted us to know that Colbert was poolside when this
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took place. The topic the cancelation, Stephen said, Listen, every
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show's got ended sometime, and I've been on a bunch
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of shows that have ended, sometimes by our lights and
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sometimes by the decision of other people. It's just the
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nature of show business. You can't worry about it. You
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got to be a big boy about that. But I
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think we're the first number one show to ever get canceled.
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Colbert said he was told by CBS they were getting
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out of Late Night because it's no longer profitable. He
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called it surprising. I'll editorialize here I have brought us
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up in the past. Well, then why did they renew
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Taylor Tomlinson at twelve thirty That was announced as a
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renewal and then Taylor said she didn't want to do it.
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That was the story we were told. So A, is
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that story not true? B If it is true that
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they renewed it, and then Taylor said no, thanks, Well
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why would you renew twelve thirty. Were you going to
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have a twelve thirty show with a no. Eleven thirty show,
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or were you going to move after midnight to be
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before midnight? None of that makes sense. Steven Colbert said,
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I can understand why people would have that reaction because
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CBS or the parent corporation. I'm not going to say
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who made that decision, because I don't know. No one's
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ever going to tell us decided to cut a check
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for sixteen million dollars to the President of the United
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States over a lawsuit that their own lawyers, Paramount's own
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lawyers said is completely without merit, and it's self evident
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that this is damaging to the reputation of the network,
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the corporation, and the news division. So it's unclear to
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me why anyone would do that other than the Curry
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favor with a single individual. Wow, he is not pulling
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his punches here, Colbert said, if people have theories that
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associate me with that, it's a reasonable thing to think
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because CBS or the corporation clearly did it once. But
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my side of the street is clean, and I have
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no interest in picking up a broom or adding to
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refuse on the other side of the street, not my problem.
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Colbert says he has a great relationship with CBS. It's
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one of the reasons why this was so surprising and
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so shocking that there was no preamble to this, budgets
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and everything like that. We've done cuts and stuff like that,
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so that's why it was surprising to me, as I said,
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But I meant what I said on air the next
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night after I found out, because I couldn't sit on it.
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They've been great partners, they really have. They've been very supportive.
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It took us six to nine months to find our
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legs before people watched the show. We didn't quite figure
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out what we wanted to do. It didn't come fully
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assembled out of the box the way the Colbert Report did.
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And they stood by us and they were very supportive,
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and they gave us what we needed and we found
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it and we delivered for them what we wanted. I
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want to do a good job, he said. There is
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a sense of relief that he might not have to
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put the snorkel on and get into the sewer every day.
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He doesn't know how they're going to land the plane,
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but he wants to do it gracefully. GQ's opener, house
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work super normal, Colbert said, strangely, everything is normal because
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the show is never normal. I've got nine months of
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shows to do. I can't be thinking about it ending
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in May. I've got to think about the show on Monday.
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So when you say has the show perfectly normal? Well, yeah,
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it wasn't that normal. And I had to tell everybody
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at the show was ending. But the next Monday I
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had to do a show. Steven, does nine months feel
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like a long time or a short time? Colbert said?
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The end has a discernible shape, but it still seems
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a long way away. Seems like I got feisty here.
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As for that discernible shape, GQ, can you describe that shape?
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Colbert said? The image I have as a man walking
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towards me in the dusk, and he's got something in
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his hand. I don't know whether it's a knife or
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an ice cream cone, but he is asking me if
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I'd like a lick. Now, this is a transcript. I
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don't know exactly what Colbert's tone was here, but this
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is interesting, GQ said, I can't tell if this is
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a bit or if this is real. Colbert, what are
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you talking about? Why would this be a bit. By
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the way, it's hard to tell whether things are real
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or a bit. Sometimes to me, every day you have
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to come up with a bit about something that was real.
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So after a while it's hard to tell what's a
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bit and what's real because you see other people engaging
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in performative behavior all the time, and it's hard to
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know if they're sincere about it. And at a certain
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point it doesn't matter if they're sincere about it because
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their behavior has an effect. Interesting again, the interview. I
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know I'm going along here, but the interview continues to
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seemingly go sideways. GQ. You've been attaching your mouth to
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the exhaust pipe of news for I don't know. And
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then there's a dash and Colbert's answer is that sounds
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vaguely suicidal. You've been running your car in the closed
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garage of media for twenty years. Or you're getting a
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little woozy. Yeah, I'm getting a little woozy. Listen, It's
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possible that George Cheeks, who was at the time the
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co CEO of Paramount, saved my life. I'll get a
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little oxygen back into my brain. I love what we
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do and I love the grind. You can only do
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one of these shows, do the jokes every night, year
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after the year, for twenty years if you give a
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damn at all about what you're talking about. And I do,
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but there's a sense of relief that I might not
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have put on the storkel. All right, let me pick
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up more on that tomorrow. A heck of a lot
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more there. Via TMZ. THEO Vaughn once against addressed the
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Department of Homeland Security using a video of him to
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promote deportations. THEO told guest Andrew Santino, it was scary
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seeing how much hate THEO god After the promo video
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made its rounds. THEO points out the government chair of
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the clip not long after Charlie Kirk was murdered, and
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he was therefore paranoid. Sindju Post has a transcript. They
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have it as Santino saying, talk about pulling that out
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of context. They're so good at that, dude. They just
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took something that had nothing to do with something else.
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You're making a joke and they're like, he's our spokesperson.
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You're like, what, I didn't sign up for that, bro.
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THEO then talked about being paranoid following the Charlie Kirk murder. THEO,
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you know, I started getting real paranoid at home. I
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was paranoid about the show. If there could be somebody
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in the audience, you know. The conversation then talks to
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THEO Vaughan's Netflix special taping, which sources who are there
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say didn't go so well. THEO said, yeah, so that
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was happening. And then there were just too many cooks
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in the kitchen on the set, and then during it,
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it was all kind of too much, I think to
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get the show off as best as I could, and
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I left there thinking I couldn't remember where the next
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joke kind of went more from that. In the upcoming
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day's full hour interview there and they talked about a
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whole bunch of things. The New York Post had a
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feisty story involving Leslie Jones. This took place at the
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SNL fiftieth anniversary celebration. Apparently there was some director that
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she doesn't like, Leslie told Vulture's Good One podcast. First
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of all, I don't like him. He comes over to me,
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and you know, I don't like him, she says. The
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director said that he wanted a photo with Leslie and
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that Paul Rudd was going to take the picture. She says,
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Paul Rudd sees that I don't like him, so Paul's like, oh,
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I'm enjoying this, and the guy goes, I want to
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take a picture with you. I'm not taking a picture
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with you. You're a piece of crap. I'm not going
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to take a picture with you. Rud snapped the photo.
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Jones said, I wanted to kill him. Get your hand
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off me. Jones revealed that her hatred of the man,
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who she has described as a narcissistic penis head, that
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her hatred peaked after he wouldn't leave her following a
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long day on set back in February. On the Tore podcast,
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Leslie said, the guy who would direct to some SNL
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pieces was an fing a hole And I don't give
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an f If you see this, you still are probably
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an fing d head, an e fing narcissistic d head.
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He was just one of the white boys that thought
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he was doing Shakespeare. No, this is an effing sketch
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and you're not funny and you're not creating anything beautiful.
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You're just being an a hole with this tedious fing s.
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Leslie talked about being on the cast. He said, there's
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going to be good times, there's going to be bad times,
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there's going to be stressful times. It's any job now.
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SNL is a big stress Yes, it's mentally and physically hard.
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That's why you gotta be ready when you go in there,
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because it's a foundation, it's a machine, it's an institution.
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The thing I had to realize is like, oh, I'm
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not going to be able to change SNL. Matt Wright
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is upset with the airlines. He posted on social media
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to Air Canada, F you. I hate your guts. So
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your website crashes and won't allow me to check in,
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So upon arrival to the airport, I'm told, yeah, you
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weren't checked in on time. We can't give you a
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boarding pass because of your website. Absolutely nothing stopping me
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from making it onto the plane, Plenty of time to
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make it to the gate, not even an issue. You
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just won't let the person who bought a ticket get
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their ticket because of your system. Go f yourself, never
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flying with y'all again, and I hope nobody does. Around
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three hours later, the airline replied, Hey, Matt, sorry about
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your experience. The issue you've encountered was not caused by
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our website. Please dm us and be happy to have
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a conversation about the issue. Apparently Matt Rife has gotten
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into it with the airlines before. One report says in
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twenty twenty three, Matt Rife posted on X how long
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is too long? A rose flight attendants in my new
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show now. During Matt's Netflix comedy special Natural Selection, there
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was a lengthy segment on flight attendants who insist on
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enforcing the rules? Is that a bad thing? You realize
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we're in a middle tube five miles high? That segment
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was not reviewed well. A review in Cracked magazine said
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the most off putting segment of the specials is less
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bit a long time tried about a flight attendant who
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assisted Rife Stowe's bag under the seat. It's a long
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story that starts out defensive and then gets more defensive. Yeah, dude, Stull,
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your bag, relax, dude. Rolling Stone said Rife is a
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garden variety strain of American contempt, cheap, lazy, and sure
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to fine broad agreement. Vulture called the flight of attendant
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rants unfunny, saying it notably lacks the kind of humorous
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reframing or conscious construction that would make any of it
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into material if it'd given more thought to it. The
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realization that he comes off as an enormous a hole
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might have been an exciting opportunity to twist the story
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in new directions. At the thirty one to two Comedy
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Festival in Chicago today seven o'clock stand up on the
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Spot at Downtown and John goblecon he's at Zani's Downtown
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at nine point fifteen. Prince Harry I talk about him
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all the time on the Palace Intrigue podcast. I don't
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know if you heard about form MILLI. Prince Andrew boy,
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we've been doing bonus episods and everything. That's been keeping
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me busy while watching football Sunday. I think I spent
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about six hours writing Prince Andrew's scripts while also watching
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football and absolutely crushing listener Scott Beckett in the football pool.
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I warned him when he invited me. I was like,
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I'm really good at this. You understand what you're bringing
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into your little playhouse there, and he was like, no, no, no,
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you're not the good I'm like, oh no, I'm very
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good at football picks. And now Scott Beckett has seen
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the light I'm happy to take his money. I digress.
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Hassan Minaj has a podcast. Yeah, I totally forgot this
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was a thing. First of all, I totally forgot that
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Hassan Minhaj was out there, you know, doing stuff. Apparently
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he's got a podcast. Boy, he would have been the
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host of the Daily Show. Think about that. I mean,
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it was no brainer to hire that guy to host
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the Daily Show. He was next anyway. Now he's got
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a podcast, which I have a podcast. I mean, it's
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not that impressive. And I bet you if we add
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up Hassan's listeners and my listeners, we have more people
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paying attention to us than say, Late Night with Seth Myers,
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which is a thing that exists for some reason. I
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digress again. Prince Harry was on Hassan Minhaj's podcast. Hassan
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asked Prince Harry about a supposed feud between Taylor Swift
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and Charlie xc X, because when you have Prince Harry there,
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that's what you would ask him about, right, people say.
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Harry looked visibly confused and said he had no idea
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what Minhaj was talking about, which would have been my
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reaction as well. Columnist Roba Shutter said Harry's team didn't
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vet Hassan Minhaj before agreeing to the appearance. A Hollywood
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publicist told Shutter's website, Harry walked into this blind. His
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team didn't vet the host at all. Prince Harry also