Super Bowl Edition - Taylor Swift, Comedian Commercials, Travis Kelce comedian?

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Jenny Mack with your daily Comedy News super

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Bowl preview edition at the NFL Honors
Awards, Mack Packer Keegan Michael Key was

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your host, and boy, I
hope he doesn't get canceled for making these

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vicious Taylor Swift jokes. Will we
keep cutting to an influential blonde superstar?

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M you bet we will? Roger
Dedell, Yeah, right, though,

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imagine if Joe Coy said that Taylor
would be so mad. Here's some more.

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Of course, we're going to talk
about Travis and Taylor. I think

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I think they're Yes, yes,
give it up with Travis and Taylor.

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Okay, Yes, I think they're
both great and I'm happy for them.

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Uh but you know, Travis Kelcey
isn't the first NFL player to have a

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relationship with a pop star. There's
Russ and Sierra. Yeah, there was

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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson and of
course Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley. So

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I can't forget those guys. My
understanding is that Taylor Swift is in Tokyo

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right now. The only people farther
from the Super Bowl are the Carolina Panthers.

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I'm sorry, it's now there.
There has never been a season like

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this, everybody. I mean,
who'd have thought we'd see a year when

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Taylor Swift went to more playoff games
than Bill Belichick. Bert Krascher was on

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Jason and Travis Kelsey's famous podcast New
Heights, and Bert said their podcast is

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better than my podcast. They're not
supposed to be broadcasters. They're supposed to

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be meatheads. They're cleaning up over
there is Bert Krascher is supposed to be

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a broadcaster, arguably even a meathead. Bert was asked about Jason Kelcey appearing

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shirtless at games. Bert Kreischer himself
has been known to be shirtless. Bert

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was asked what he would do if
he went to a game in Buffalo,

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and he said, I'm wearing a
Gabe Davis jersey and I'm going through a

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table. Fire on it. I'm
going through a table. He even added

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he'd do a shirtless too, presumably
going through the table. You can't wear

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a jersey and be shirtless at the
same time. I mean, I guess

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you could wear the jersey as a
hat. Get back to a chun.

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Bert was asked about Taylor Swift and
said the relationship with Travis is good for

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the United States of America. Taylor
is everything that a bondies this country.

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She's ours. I love Taylor Swift
man. I've got two little girls,

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and Taylor Swift was on play NonStop. KC dot Com caught up with Travis

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Kelsey himself what might he do after
football, and he said, I'm comedy

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all the way. I don't know
if I'm anything else. I like to

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have a run time and make people
laugh. I'll dabble into everything just to

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see if I have fun doing it. Earlier this month, he says he

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has no reason to stop playing football. I know there are definitely Hollywood talks

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out there, but I've been focused
on football throughout the season, so I'll

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probably have some of the meetings when
it's all said and done. She knows.

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Dot Com recapped the various Super Bowl
ads. I'll focus on the comedy

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ones here. David Schwimmer is in
one with Victoria Beckham, Nick Offerman,

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and Aubrey Plaza, Will Schilfer Mountain
Dew. Tina Fey is out there for

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booking dot Com. She says,
with so many choices on booking dot com,

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there are so many Tina Phays I
could be so I hired Body Doubles

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to help me out. One of
the Tina Phays is co star Gene Kurkowski,

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another Glenn close H. Jason Sidakis
is in a commercial with Lionel Messi.

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By the way, to follow everything
about Linel Messi, follow the Messy

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Effect podcast where you get your shows. They're shilling for Ultra Michelobe. We

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see Messi dribbling a ball with others
on a beach while Sadekas just watches and

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he says, I'm gonna get out
there. A second later, after seeing

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how good Messi is with the ball, he goes, naw, I'm not

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gonna get out there. Rob Riggle
chiefs fan. He's shilling for Miller Light

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and says Miller Light isn't running a
big game ad this year, They're running

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one thousand literally, so while most
big game ads give you giant explosions in

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talking animals, Miller Lites big game
ads give you what you really want,

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great tasting, less filling beer.
Eric Andre has got a spot. You've

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probably seen this one already. He
is shilling for Drumsticks ice cream and he

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takes on the TSA who says I'm
going to need to confiscate one of these.

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Kate McKinnon references Pete Davidson in her
ad. She's shilling for a Mayo.

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She's with Mayo Cat. The cat
becomes an overnight sensation. Mayo walks

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the red carpet with none other than
Pete Davidson before Kate McKinnon reads if They're

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Split on the cover of a magazine
and says he lasted longer than most.

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Ken Jung is doing an ad for
Popeyes. Ken stars as a man who

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cryogenically froze himself fifty two years ago, waiting for the best ever wing to

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be created. They're promoting their new
wing offerings including honey barbecue, roasted garlic,

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parmechan signature, hot Ghost Pepper,
and sweet and Spicy. Ken said

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he ate all of them. He
told today, I happily ate the chicken

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that you see me eat. When
you're filming anything of high quality, you

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do it over and over again,
and I happily ate the chicken. It

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was not a problem. I could
say that very very confidently. Ken ads

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Coincidentally, there was supposed to be
a dood old dog in the campaign,

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so I asked if I could use
my own Golden Doodle mocha, and they

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said yes. My wife and I
had so much fun just spending time with

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our dog. You know, this
is her debut. Popeyes really captured my

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sense of humor in my own brand
of comedy, and I think that I

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totally captured what they were trying to
do with this campaign. It was definitely

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a really amazing and authentic collaboration.
Not too long ago, I was a

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doctor. Then he tells this tale. It was not uncommon for me to

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go to Popeyes after a long shift
being on call, let's say a thirty

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six hour shift. When I was
in medical residency. There was a Popeyes

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on my way home. When I
came back a couple of years ago to

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do commencement it Tulane. My only
request was to have a Popeye spicy chicken

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sandwich. It was one of those
things in my life that was very full

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circle for me. I might actually
believe that I did radio row with Jeff

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Foxworthy at the Super Bowl and I
asked Jeff if he could get anything,

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And I remember our exchange. He
goes, is there is subway nearby?

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There was, what do you want, Jeff? I whatever, sandwich.

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He wanted, I don't remember,
Jeff, you can have two sandwiches.

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Fox Worthy is awesome. As for
that Kate McKinnon's bought, Pete Davidson told

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ET online he doesn't mind being the
butt of the joke. Pete says,

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I love Kate. We have a
lot of fun together, so getting the

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chance to work with her again was
awesome. As for how he feels about

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his love life being public, Pete
said, I'm actually a very private person.

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I'm usually at home watching movies on
VHS. They asked Pete Davidson about

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. He
said both are incredibly smart, kind and

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talented. I'm not sure they're looking
for any advice from me. Pete is

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actually supporting the Hellman's Super Bowl ad, which is make Taste, not Waste.

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They're encouraging people not to waste usable
food. This is one of my

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pet Pee's isn't the right thing,
but I see so much food waste out

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there at restaurants, candidly at the
nursing home where my mom has been.

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Just food comes and it goes and
nobody eats it. Pete said, I

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think it's a really important issue.
In our country that needs to be addressed.

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During this part, I learned that
the Big Game is the second most

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wasteful food day in the US,
which is crazy to me. How can

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you have all this perfectly good food
and just throw it out. I'm a

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big leftovers guy, and using Alman's
commediently is the perfect way to repurpose my

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leftovers, which I have a lot
of since I'm often on the go.

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But yeah, so much food goes
to waste. Man, it's a shame.

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Martin Lawrence is doing a Super Bowl
commercial. He has teamed up with

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Shannon Sharp, who's been in the
comedy news a lot lately. This is

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for Oikos, whatever that is.
I guess that's why they're advertising. In

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the commercial, the two come together
for a game of golf, which quickly

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becomes a display of strength. Martin
Lawrence says, Shannon's very quiet and if

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you talked up between takes so communicate
with you and everything. But when it's

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time to shoot, he's very focused
and he goes into his work. That's

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the good thing about Shannon, because
I'm a lot like that as well.

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I don't talk too much before I
start my acting or whatever. I'm doing.

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But he's a lot of fun and
has a lot of knowledge. Eric

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Andre in that ad I mentioned earlier
for drum sticks, he says he still

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has imposter syndrome. As for his
fame, I'm still surprised by it.

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My brain doesn't make sense, and
I have imposter syndrome, so I never

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feel like I belong anywhere. I'm
like, can I have these sunships?

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Is that okay? Can I take
these home? Is he nervous about his

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Super Bowl lad He said, I'm
nervous every day. I hyperventilate my way

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through life. It's a crushing,
oppressive anxiety in my brain that I carry

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around with me twenty four to seven. It's a cage. My mind is

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in a cage, and I'm the
only prisoner in solitary confinement. Anyway,

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eat a drumstick. Carrot Top was
making the radio Row rounds. I did

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Radio Row maybe four times. Oh
what a nightmare. I hated it.

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Not today, but I've told in
the past. I'll tell it again.

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I had a couple adventures with Jamie
Fox that were just nightmares, having little

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to do with Jamie, not too
much anyway, but oh my goodness,

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anyway, Scott Thompson, you know
him as Carrot Top. The New York

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Times asked him about the effect of
the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Carrotop's

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been a headliner at the Luxer for
eighteen years. Good gig man, Carrottop

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said, I think this is the
biggest event we've ever had. How big

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Carrot Top was wearing a baseball cap
with a sticker that said need tickets.

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Yep, even carrat Top can't get
tickets for the game, he told The

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Times. Everyone says you're carrot Top, you own this town, but I

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really can't get one, all right. Non super Bowl topic, Matthew Brisord

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is taping his special today at the
Little Field in Brooklyn. Matthew is fantastic

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big fan. He describes as a
disgraced financial analyst forced into stand up comedy.

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The byproduct of a Cajun chemist and
a Jewish microbiologist, he holds a

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degree in computational mathematics. He always
manages to bring up and is fully aware

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of how douchey he looks. He's
a good looking guy. He's got a

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joke about he looks like the uh
frat douchebag in like every eighties college sex

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movie. It's a great joke that
I just ruined. Not your comedy needs

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for today. I'll be here tomorrow, but regardless, enjoy the big game.

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See tomorrow.