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Helloom, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Boy. I
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like summer, and there's what eighteen seconds left on the clock,
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and I've got a time out. I could feel somemmer inning.
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Nikki Glazer will host the eighty second annual Golden Globe Awards.
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You know, kind of sad. I really enjoyed what Joe
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Coy did last year, but apparently some people didn't like
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this joke.
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As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
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The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
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On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camber shots of
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Taylor Swift.
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Yeah, that joke didn't go over too well. And in
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my opinion, Taylor Swift murdered Joe Coy's career. All she
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had to do was smile a little bit and it
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would have been fine. But you know, you can't take
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on the Swifties. But I'm taking on the Swifties right now.
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I hope the Swifties come after me. That would be
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great for downloads. Come on, Swifties. You know who music
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is awful, Taylor Swift. You know who's overrated? Taylor Swift.
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You know who sucks at football, Travis Kelcey. Yeah, bring it.
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Nicki Glazer, Taylor Swift fan, will host the upcoming eighty
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second annual Golden Globe Awards. I mean good news for
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me because of the whole Nicky Glazer, Taylor Swift Joe
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Coy triangle. There I get to do the bit for
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another three months. Sorry, Scott Beckett. Scott Beckett fan of
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the show, not a fan of the Joe Coy clip.
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Nicki Glazer said, I'm absolutely thrilled to be hosting the
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Golden Globes. It's one of my favorite nights of television
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and now I get a front row seat. Actually, I
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think I have to host from the stage. The Golden
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Globes is not only a huge night for TV and film,
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but also for comedy. It's one of the few times
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that show business not only allows but encourages itself to
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be lovingly mocked. At least I hope, so God, I
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hope so. Except for Taylor Swift. It's an exciting yet
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challenging gig because it's live, unpredictable and in front of
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Hollywood's biggest stars such as Taylor Swift, who also might
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be getting wasted while seating next to their recent exes.
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That's not a dicktt Taylor Swift, That's just what Nicky said.
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Some of my favorite jokes of all time have come
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from past Golden Globes opening monologue. So Tina Amy or
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Ricky and have said exactly what we all didn't know
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or desperately needed to hear. Notice she didn't mention Joe Coy. Hmm.
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I just hope to continue in that time honor tradition
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that might also get me canceled. Ooh yeah, Nikki, you're
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gonna be so edgy on CBS or wherever this thing is.
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You're gonna get canceled for hosting the Golden Globes. Ricky
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Gervaise didn't get canceled. You're not getting canceled. You could
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walk on stage and say good evening, welcome to the
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Golden Globes. You know who's a Sea word tailor Swift,
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and you're not getting canceled. This is truly a dream job.
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Plus I no longer have to feel guilty for every
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TV show and movie I've binge over the past year.
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It was all worth it. Now. This article here says
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Glazer is the latest high profile comedian to host the
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Golden Globes. She joins the likes of Tina Fane, Amy Pohler,
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Ricky Gervaise, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers, and Gerard Carmichael. No
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mention of Joe Coy or Joe Coy. It really wasn't
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that bad. You guys are harsh on poor Joe Coy.
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Helen Hayin is President of the Golden Globes and says,
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Nicki Glazer is a comedic powerhouse who's daring an unfiltered
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humor is the perfect match for the gold Globes. She's
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sure to bring a unique energy and spontaneity to the
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show that will keep the audience entertained all night. And
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if by all night you mean the host basically disappears
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after that first twelve minutes. Sure, ooh, we got more quotes.
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Jay Penske is the chairman and CEO of Dick Clark Productions.
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He said, Nicki Glazer brings a fresh and unmatched candor
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to her comedy and to the Golden Globes. Boy, you
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worked a long time in that quote. Huh, And I'm
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telling you really really good chance that the publicist went, hey,
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I've drafted a statement for you, and Jay Penske, Chairman
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and CEO of Dick Clark Productions, just went yeah, fine.
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Her unapologetic style made her an obvious and compelling choice
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as host for this year's event. We're hopeful this could
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be the first of many Golden Globes that Nicki will
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surprise and delight our CBS audience as well as our
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audiences around the globe. Okay, let's remember that a year
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from now. Jay Penske, chairman and CEO of Dick Clark Productions,
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is hoping that Nicky will be back for years and years.
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Suppose to the last year. What it was like, Oh, shoot,
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the Golden Globes are next week and we don't have
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a host. Who's free? Joe Coy? You loose, yeah, man,
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and I'll do it so also too, while we're grading
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on the curve here. You know you gave poor Cho
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Coy a hard time. He had what nine days to
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prepare Nicki Glazer. It's what September one? You've got? When
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is this thing January? I don't even know. You got
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three months? No excuses? You better be good. Oh my goodness,
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how many quotes in this press release George Cheeks from
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the office of the CEO for Paramount Global and President
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and CEO of CBS for Now. George, I don't know
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if you've heard the rumors about your business being sold.
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George Cheeks said, The Golden Globes has a rich history
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as a night for entertaining provocative humor. Nicky Glazer is
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a comedic force who's funny, bold and irreverent. Comedy will
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continue that legacy and further established the special as a
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can't miss event on CBS. Oh, there was a funny
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comment in the Facebook group which is Daily Comedy News
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Podcast group. Please feel encouraged to join us. What was
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the one I gotta find this? This was great, Dylan wrote,
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She'll do great as long as Jeff Ross and Tony
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Hinchcliff right for her ouch zing she wrote her own
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stuff at the roast of Tom Brady right. Yeah, it's
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a good line though. I like it. I'm punchy today.
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Late Nighter had somebody at Michael Chase taping last week.
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Michael Chay did, I don't know, a self made pilot
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for a late night show. I don't know what he's
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trying to do here, Michael, nobody has any money anymore.
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The only way you're getting this is if Lauren Michaels goes,
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especially in the fiftieth anniversary year of SNL. If Lauren goes,
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I want Michael to have a show, You'll have a show.
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Other than that. I don't know if this was good
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or bad. I haven't read the article yet. I think
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you're really funny on SNL, but no one has any money.
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You're not getting a late night show. The eight hundred
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pound Gerrilla says the congregation could be the new dog Bound,
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at least if Michael Chase first episode of his late
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night talk shows any indication this was one of those
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no phones allowed shows, they said. The show was at
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the loft at City Winery, which seemed to have sold
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out it's one hundred and fifty person capacity. The stage
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featured a makeshift desk for chay, a couch for guests,
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and a DJ off to the side. The show inquited
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here to the trappings of a traditional late night show,
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and that seems to be by design. The live show
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experience seemed more exploratory than anything else, with the comic
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keeping things loose. He explained that his main vision at
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this point is to create a conversation with the audience
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after a set by comedian Derek Gaines. It was more
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of an opening act than a typical warm up comic.
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Chay took center stage to deliver some of his own
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stand up comedy versus a traditional monologue. Then came the guests.
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All right. Former SNL writer Alex English appeared in characters
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a singer sitting for a chat, then singing Beyonce's Freedom.
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Comedians Amina Amani and Reggie Conquest also guested. That's interesting
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to me, you know, no big names there, and if
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you're actually trying to ship this thing, that's when you
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call on the favors and you go, hey, somebody with
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some name value, can you do this thing? Like I
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was just listening to Conan's podcast with Robert Smigel and
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I can't remember if that episode is new or from
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like two years ago, but they were talking about when
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Conan was doing pilots, and again those were official NBC pilots.
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I think Jason Alexander was one of the fake guests.
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You actually Jason Alexander, but it wasn't a real show,
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you know what I mean. But Jason Alexander did it.
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Late Nighter, says the result was a show that feels
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less like the tonight's show, despite the fact that was
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wearing a foul and sweatshirt, and more like the Chris
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Gathered show where John Mulaney's Everybody in la. Before wrapping up,
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it evolved into a seemingly unplanned dating game style panel
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with three audience members, all of whom volunteered to be
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considered for a date with the money. The only pre
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written material came by a way of fake ads interspersed
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throughout the show. Beyond a couple of references about possibly
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pitching it to streamers or showing a tape to the
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City Winery event to Lorne, he didn't elaborate and where
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he'd like it to go. This is random. My daughter
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just texted me the seventeen year old dog I was
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telling you about at the end of yesterday's show. So
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she is a Border Collie and will patrol I call it.
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You know, her senses are gone and she got stuck
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in the bushes in the yard and my daughter just
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wrote my fitbit registered me rescuing the dog from the
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bushes as a swim. Apparently it was forty four calories
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and took nineteen minutes. Dad was not home when that happened.
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I digress Jay made one thing clear, There's more to come.
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He tild the crowd. He wanted to do more of
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these live events, so fans you missed out keep their
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eyes open. Sticking with a Saturday Night Live. Chris lem
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apparently has had it with Saturday Night Live. He's heard
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that cocaine is back at thirty Rock according to a
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video posted on Instagram. And if they are doing coke
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at SNL, Chris Fleming wonders, where's the rush, where's the excitement?
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Let's see some results. Then you're doing coke? To do
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a Zillo sketch, at least Belushi used to run through
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a wall. Chris Fleming said, you better be morking Mindy
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season one. If you're on cocaine. The crime to do
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coke simply to be boring or bomb at the Weekend
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Update desk. If Colin Jost is on coke, Fleming swears
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to God it'll carry out some unnamed threat and frustration.
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Fleming then went out on Colin Jost and said he
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exists in a very interesting space where we're aware of him,
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but he's the last thing we've ever thought about, Like
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if knowledge and awareness were a land mask, he would
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be on the furthermost tip of the peninsula. He's the
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final pebble before the estuary of not knowing. How do
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Colin Joe's parents remember that they have him as a kid.
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They must have so many mnemonic devices in place and
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note cards all over the house. Inside the fridge it
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says Colin jostas your son? Why why are we going
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after Collin Jows? This seems armless. How to Scarlet Johansson
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not download RAYA? I had to look it up, Old,
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that's a dating app. Within fifteen seconds of leaving her house.
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She must have Google glasses that say Colin Jost exists
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and he's your husband. Tim Heidecker commented, wow, otsco at
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Cosca through in a savage Nick Fune wrote, thank you
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for your service man A little long here on Labor Day.
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Usually I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel this week,
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but no, I've got a lot I can tell him.
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We're any going to bum Phil Wang, he's got a
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new special tomorrow. One of my favorite comedians. This from
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the Guardian. Phil will kind of material you currently drawn to?
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Phil Wang said, silly joke. Silly's coming back, comedy got
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very serious, particularly during the Trump and Boris years. I
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have this theory that when politics gets silly, comedy gets earnest.
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This is armchair sociology, but I think politics and comedy
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are in this symbiotic relationship. One has to balance the
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other out. Now the politics is a bit more serious,
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at least in the UK, comedians can stop speaking like
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politicians and just be funny again. Phil Jost did have
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I Got News for you at short notice back in May.
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Howd that go? Phil Wang said, I got the call
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the night before, halfway through a pint at the pub.
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Was thrilling. Growing up, my mom used to bring back
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videos of the show from the UK, so it's always
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been part of my life. The first time I was
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a panelist felt like a dream. Hosting it was the
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next step up. He was asked about the Labor government.
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What do you think of them so far? Phil Wang
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said they're more boring, which is exactly what I wanted.
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It's weird not to be following some cycle drama every day.
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If Kamala Harris gets into We'll love lawyers as leaders
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on both sides of the Atlantic, imagine all that boring
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economic stability. Phil Wang was in Wonka and broke his arm.
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What happened? I had a small part and it was
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my first ever day on a movie set. I had
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to do a tap dance on a table and after
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a few takes it broke under me. I seemed to
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fall in slow motion. I remember being in mid air
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thinking Timothy Chalamey is right there. How embarrassing, and crunch
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I landed hard. The next morning I woke up and
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couldn't move my arm. Being in pain with Willy Wonka
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in full purple costume being sympathetic was quite drippy. Phil Wang,
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you were a huge succession fan. What's replaced it in
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your viewing repertoire? Phil said, my girlfriend is making me
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watch Sex in the City. The movies aren't so great,
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but the TV show's genuinely funny, and the performances re spectacle.
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All right, Who do you identify with good question? Definitely
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not Carry Sadly not Samantha. In some ways, I'm a Charlotte,
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but she's too prudish. I suspect I'm probably Miranda. And