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Oh man, are you excited? We're getting a new Taylor
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Swift album, The Life of a show Girl Taylor Mede.
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The announcement on Instagram at twelve twelve a m. And
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Now, all
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this reminds me of that time Joe Coy who's just
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got a reputation for being so so mean. That's his reputation,
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isn't it. I'm pretty sure it is. Remember at one
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time he was hosting the Golden Globes. Taylor Swift was
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at the Golden Globes and Taylor must have gotten stuck
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in traffic or something and had to make a big
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dramatic entrance. Remember she walked across the room and everybody
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was staring at Taylor Swift, remember those particular Golden Globes.
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And then she sat down, and then boy, Joe Cooy
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just told this horrible, horrible, mean joke. I hate to
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even play it for you, but just for context, let's listen.
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As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
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The big difference between the Golden Gloves in the NFL.
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On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer Camber shots of
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Taylor Swift.
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I swear, I mean, I mean that is vicious to
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go after Taylor Swift like that, And of course she
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correctly reacted by just totally stone facing Joe Cooy and
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then helping to create the narrative that Joe Cooy was
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not funny hosting the Golden Globes and well deserved, Joe Cooy,
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you have been picking on Taylor like that awful. After
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the show, Joe Coy spoke to Entertainment tonight and the
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tone deaf Joe Coy said, Oh man, it was cute.
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It was cute. I was just saying it's less cutaways,
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that's all. Dude, read the room. Johnny Mack's a bit
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of an SEO whore today forcing Taylor Swift in such
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a title. Hey, I need downloads. Here's a question making
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the rounds. Is Jimmy Kimmele preparing to leave the United States?
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You see, he's a citizen of Italy now and he
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might leave the country because of a certain politician. Let
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me answer now, Jimmy Kimble is not going to leave
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the United States. You sound crazy, You sound stupid. Kim
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Ole was on the podcast of his ex girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
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Sarah said a lot of people I know are thinking
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about where they're going to get citizenship. Dis In reaction
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to a famous politician, Kimmel said, I did get Italian citizenship.
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What's going on with that politician is as bad as
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you thought it was going to be. It's so much worse.
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It's just unbelievable. I feel like it's probably even worse
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than he would like it to be. Kimmel then discussed
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Joe Rogan, saying, now you see these clips of Joe
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Rogan saying why is he doing this? Why are you
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deporting people? And people go fu. You supported him. I
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don't buy into that. The door has to stay open.
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If you want to change your mind, that's so hard
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to do. If you want to admit you were wrong,
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that is so hard and so rare to do. You're
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welcome to do so. John Oliver spoke to The Hollywood
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Reporter about how the late night hosts get along, and
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John said, well, the stakes are just lower. Noil, there's
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no point in being in a war. You're not fighting
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over any meaningful territory. We've been in contact as a
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group since the strike that's the famous Strikeforce fod podcast,
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which was fantastic. So as soon as the news broke
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about Colbert, we were all checking in with Steven and
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the chat, and then he came up with the idea
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and asked us to come, and of course we're all
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going to do it. You want to be able to
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support him and his staff in a horrible, horrible time.
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The New York Post wrote about all this Howard stern silliness.
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They say reports of these shows impending in have re
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energized Howard Stern, who insiders say wants to prove he's
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still one of the best interviewers around. See now, I
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wish it had said Howard wants to disprove he's one
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of the best around, But that Howard wants to prove
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that he's still one of the best interviewers around proves
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the whole point that Howard has lost the narrative. The
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source tells the Post he's going to bring it on mindframe.
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The source tells The Daily Mail if he signs with
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Serious again or anyone else, it will be his last contract.
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That makes sense. The man is seventy one and has
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a ton of money, and as Johnny Mack has loudly said,
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he's going to do a farewell tour on Serious Exam
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by the way, I will add, but the source told
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The Daily Mail, if Serious doesn't sign him, he'll have
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a backup plan. He's not going to allow anyone to
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be the reason for the end of his career beside
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himself and what he wants to do. That source speculated
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Howard might move to HBO Max. Know he won't. They
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have no money or Netflix. I guess maybe. I don't
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think Howard was ever that good at television. See the
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Channel nine show. I guess the E show was all right.
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I mean, would he just do a fake radio show
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that's not on the radio and film it like a
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radio show and stick that on Netflix? I guess possibly,
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perhaps that's possible. The source said Howard likes what he
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likes and that we could be bitter on how things
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are going. It is anything new to him. He also
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isn't blaming things on his age. The world has changed,
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he has changed himself. If he didn't, he would have
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been gone a long time ago. He still wants to
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figure something out to stay, especially for his team that
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would be mostly affected. As I said in my commentary,
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renewed for less work less. That's the solution everyone, and
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they will take it. Barrett Media wrote about Howard and
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is a ligne with the way I think that Howard
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has changed over the years and forgot what made Howard Howard.
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But Barrett Media correctly points out Howard, who universally held
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disdain for the white collar elites in New York City,
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was making huge money. He had a reputation as a
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bit of a recluse who avoided the fancy parties in
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New York City. Getting the right invite is like winning
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the lottery, and Howard was never seen at those gatherings.
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He went through a divorce and eventually remarried a remarkable
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woman named Beth. He bought a place on the Hampdens
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and began attending the very parties he once criticized. Barrett
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was important to his new wife. If you're dining with
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the very people he once loathed, your show will change.
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Howard began to team down his interviews. Howard Stern has
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become the sycophant he once claimed to hate. His antics
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became his team as a sleeping puppy. The show lost
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his edge as Howard kissed up to the powerful and famous.
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It is disappointing that Howard will not ask pampas celebrities
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tough questions anymore. It's purely because he wants to be
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their friend, not the friend to his longtime audience. I'll
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chime in and point out we're talking about Howard Stern
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for the first time in like fifteen years. I'm going
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to play a clip for you. Could this possibly be real?
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Kate Smurthwaite had a show at the Fringe and posted
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in a video Oasis should be more considerate. Apparently the
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reason no one showed up at Kate's show is because
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Oasis fans are not interested in her show. Now this
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is the Fringe. Maybe this is some sort of awesome
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kaufmanesque bit. I played it. I think she's serious. Here
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you listen.
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So I'm here at the Banstee Labyrinth, still in costume,
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twenty five minutes after my show should have started. Under
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this is the Oasis effect. So I did a couple
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of hours flying as I usually would. That would usually
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get me a good crowd, and I could tell it
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wasn't working. Big groups of people in Oasis shirts coming
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past no interest in hearing about my show or anybody
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else's show that was out there advertising My children's show.
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This morning also counseled due to zero audience members showing up.
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And I'm also aware of performers losing their accommodation because
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landlords have suddenly realized that they can make more money
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by renting the space out to Oasis fans. I think
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it's absolutely heartbreaking to be canceling shows. The first time
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I've done this in ten years at the Edinburgh Fringe,
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literally pulled a show because no one showed up. I
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think the Fringe Society should have seen this coming and
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done more about it. And I think a band like
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Oasis should be more considerate of their fellow performers when
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they decide where and when to put their.
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Shows on Kate, are you serious or is this brilliant
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sketch duo? The Mayor and his daughter are playing the
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Fringe and they caught up with a voicemag dot UK.
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They say they've made it their mission to repair the
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fractious community of modern Britain using professional sketch comedy. What's
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their advice for the Edinburgh Fringe? They say, our producer
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Rosie recommends that you shower, do laundry and sleep in
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whatever accommodation you've booked. You paid good money for it,
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why not use it? All? Right? What's their show about?
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They say it all starts with a question, what unforeseen
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events may occur during a comedy show for which we
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must immediately rehearse the audience. It naturally follows, for example,
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that an audience must be prepared if a demon came
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on stage and started performing comedy. Therefore, we've built a
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show around educating and informing our followers about the nature
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of demons. You'll find them at the Assembly Roxy Snug
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Bar at four to ten until August twenty fourth. The
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Times not big fans of Joe Tresini's show at the Fringe.
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They called it a lecture with laughs rather than a
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stand up act three stars out of five yikes. The
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Times wrote, normally, when fringe comics give themselves a title
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such as ten Things I Hate about Me, you know
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they've vamped up their anxieties for larity. Joe was here
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to find a sunny way of describing depression, drug addiction, loneliness, paranoia,
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compulsive lying, suicidal impulses and a heart attack. At the
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age of twenty three. It's not an easy task. He
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pulls off the difficult balancing act of firing out awful
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yet funny stories. An example the time he had his
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appendix had as a child, rather than admit he had
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been lying to his mother about the stomach ache, he
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used to keep himself out of school. Wow. Yet it's
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a comical confession, a lecture with laughs rather than a
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stand up show. That's at the underbelly Through the twenty
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fifth they also did not like Rosie O'Donnell two stars
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at of five the times rights in common knowledge are
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commandingly told, yet sentimental Edinburgh fringed abut you, The Irish
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American actress and talk show host Rosie o' donald tells
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us all about fleeing Trump's America to move to Dublin
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this year with her twelve year old child. This is
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storytelling rather than stand up, flecked with wit, but steadier
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and more presidential than anything her nemesis quote the Orange
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Menace unquote tends to offer from the White House. O'Donnell
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is self aware enough to puncture her own pretensions when
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she gets too earnest, But there's also something self regarding
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about this story so much that it's very much a
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famous person's show for their fans, not a way of
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making new ones. We'll stay over in the UK today,
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Catherine Ryan is going to host a podcast in which
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two comedian guests write erotic stories about each other. It's
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called Write Me Dirty. Each story will be triggered by
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a ridiculous prompt, and after both tales are aired, Catherine
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Ryan will crown the weeks Erotica Champion based on sexiness, funniness,
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and creativity. What might a prompt be? An example? Apocalypse
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must include a zombie and a can of beans. Catherine
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Ryan said. When they asked me if I wanted to
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host a show about sex erotic in fiction, I'd have
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to think twice. Said absolutely not. When I realized that
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I have a front seat is comedians squirmed through the
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awkwardness of reading aloud the erotic fiction they written about
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each other for a prize I reconsidered. Chris red is
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doing a new scripted audio comedy called Headcase. Described as
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a satirical take on the hip hop industry, It takes
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on topics like the Drake Kendrick lamar feud. Also appearing
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in This Thing, Rosebud Baker, Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Heidi Gardner,
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and some others. You will find that on audible and
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it bounced this one a couple times. Let's do this one.
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The headline, joking about her abusive husband launched this Chinese
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comedian to stardom. The authorities aren't laughing. From CNN, Fan
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Chuneley looks every bit the middle aged woman from rural
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China among a crowd of youngster is vying to become
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the next breakout start. In one of China's most popular
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stand up comedy contests, she stands out. When the fifty
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year old takes the mic. She beams with life and
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drips sarcasm, unloading jokes about her abusive ex husband that
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brings the audience into a mix of laughter and tears.
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Footage of her routine went viral than officials in the
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eastern province of Xixiang issued a warning saying such jokes
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are quote catalysts that provoke gender conflict. They didn't directly
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name Fan or the show only alluded to a newcomer
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dubbed an industry gem, which was the nickname given to
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her by the show's judges. The local government's Political department
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wrote on Chinese social media platform we chat, the content
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of some talk shows is gradually deviating from the nature
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of humor, simplifying gender issues and repeatedly making a fuss
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about the opposition between men and women. Any discussion of
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gender issues should be rational. I'm not sure they understand
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how comedy works, and that is your comedy news for today.
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Howard Stern's not going anywhere, neither of mi I. I'll
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be back tomorrow see then.