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Callaroga Shark Media. Wow, I've been sitting on this first one. Hello,
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I'm Juddy Mack with your daily comed news. So you know,
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it was kind of cold Bear's week, so I didn't
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think it was a good time to share with you
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This one that's been making the rounds on social media.
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From Current Affairs dot Com. The headline the banal Horror
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of Jimmy Fallon, John Greenaway writes, there's a distinctive, deeply
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uncanny horror to the way Jimmy Fallon laughs. I'll jump
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in right there. My wife recently stumbled across a Fallin bit.
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And by the way, just to show you how much
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the normies don't pay attention to things, she starts telling
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me a story and she says she was watching a
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clip with Jimmy Kimmel and she said he seems really fake,
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and I went Kimmel or Fallon, and then she realized
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she meant Fallon. So she's even mixing up the Jimmies.
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I digress. John Greenaway writes, there's a distinctive, deeply uncanny
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horror to the way Jimmy Fallon laughs. Look it up.
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There were literally hundreds of videos showing him breaking out
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into laughter at the slightest provocation. It is not a reaction.
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He sometimes won't even wait for his guest to get
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to their carefully scripted punchline. Rather, it is a performance.
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A sudden corporeal convulsion. Fallin leans in his chair as
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if pressed back by some unseen force. It's accompanied by
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the ritualistic slapping of the desk. You can picture this
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right as this guy nailed it. A sound that echoes
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like a gavel in a courtroom watching the Tonight Show
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in the deep hours of the night, beaming out from
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a phone screen or laptop. Wait, who's watching the Tonight
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Show on a phone or even a laptop? You people
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are doing this. There's an unshakable impression that this is
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not really entertainment but a desperate kind of ritual. Fallin
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acts as the high priest of a terrified optimism. His
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rictus grin What is rickdus? I've never seen that word
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in my life. The Cambridge Dictionary says rictus is an
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expression in which someone shows their teeth and a smile,
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but looks strange or in pain, rather than looking appy
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and relaxed. Okay, good use of words, sir, His Rick
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Grin serving as a shield against the encroaching silence of
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the reel. Now, does this guy just know the word rictus?
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Or like, was he like? How do he describe? I'd
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love to know how he even came across the word rictus. Again,
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I've never heard this word in my life. I think
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it's the perfect word for that sentence. I just want
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to know which came first, the chicken or the egg,
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His rictus grin serving as a shield against the encroaching
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silence of the reel. Here in the sanitized, overlit art
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of the American culture industry, there is an inescapable horror.
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But it isn't a monster lurking in the shadows. It's
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in the manic, unblinking insistence that actually there are no
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shadows at all. If the Gothic tradition of fear teaches
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us that the ruins of the past haunt the present,
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the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon offers the inverse a
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present so forcibly flattened, so aggressively quote unquote fun that
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it has exercised history entirely, leaving us trapped at a sterile,
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eternal loop of viral games and celebrity limp singing while
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the world slides into climate collapse and fascist politics. We
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are just getting started. And when I do these articles,
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I try not to read every word. But this is
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just amazing. Again, this is in current affairs, and you're
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going to look for the banal horror of Jimmy Fallon.
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A typical episode of Falence Tonight Show has the usual
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staples of the late night format, the ones introduced by
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Steve Allen and perfected by Johnny Carson. An opening monologue,
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couple celebrity interviews, and musical performance closed out the evening.
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But what's made Fallon so popular has been his use
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of endless, repetitive, shareable games. Night after night. He invites
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you to watch people you know from other shows on TV,
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or who just coincidentally have a movie or an album
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to promote. Play pictionary, watch them lip sync battle? All right?
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I mean yes, but what do you want them to have?
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Who's supposed to have on? People that aren't promoting anything.
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People aren't going to do that. I have celebrity friends.
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I only ask them to come on when they're promoting something.
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Skipping ahead. Watching the Tonight Show as an exercise in
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cultural deja vu. It's the endless repetition of the already familiar.
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It is setting that's designed to gain our attention, but
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makes no other demand upon us as a viewer. The
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familiar cry I've let people enjoy things might come in response,
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but this, this is what we're supposed to enjoy. Fallon
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presides over his rituals of play like a vampire feeding
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not on blood but on enthusiasm. Boy, this is brutal.
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I have said the fast I work with Jimmy a
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couple times, the share of story. Recently, someone used to
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send me some bits from the twelve thirty show. I
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don't say I know Jimmy Fallon, but I've been in
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the room with Jimmy Fallon two three times. No, I'll
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call it three hours. Over the years he was his
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public persona very easy to work with. John Greenaway writes
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he doesn't really converse with any of his guests. They
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all know what they're there for. Rather, he extracts, he
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demands relatability from them, draining the authenticity from the interaction
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until only the husk of a viral moment remains. The
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horror lies in the repetition, the feint, shock, the hysterical
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laughter at unfunny mishaps the relentless golden retriever energy. It
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is a performance of joy so excessive, so desperate, that
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it reveals the void it attempts to cover. Again, let
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me remind you there's only two eleven thirty shows. Now,
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it's this or Kimmel, and Kimmel's taking this summer off.
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It is the logic of the assembly line applied to
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human connection. What Fallon offers is a standardized production of
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quote unquote fun that feels increasingly like a desperate plead
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to ignore the crumbling world outside the studio walls. Now
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do you see why I waited till Colbert was over
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to do this article? It skipping ahead. Fallon doesn't do politics,
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or if he does, he wants to keep his head down,
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because we hit both sides equally. Telling Lee, Donald Trump
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has called for the firing of almost all the other
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late night hosts. Colbert came all even Seth Myers, but
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excluded Fallon from his hit list because Trump recognizes that
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there's nothing about Fallon's empty banality that could be anything
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close to a threat. Fallon is so desperate to keep
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the real world out in his interviews he barely seems
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to be listening to his guests, waiting for them to
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finish speaking so his rituals can begin. Anew boy, not
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totally unfair, but boy. The Guardian caught up with Robbie Hoffman.
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They quoted John mulaney, who said, once in a while
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you get to see a legend at the absolute top
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of their game. By the way, that was the first
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time I was able to go into a half assed
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Millennie impression without having to do to my French nighter
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set up. It's as big as a whale. Robbie talked
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about a tour and said all of us are going
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to live the life of happiness, pain and suffering and
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joy and all of it. I just don't think it's
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my job to spare anyone of anything. Necessarily. My job
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is just to be me. I'm trying to allow myself
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to be as me as possible. Sarah Sherman got a
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big time profile in Newsweek. Sarah said, Sarah squirm is
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obviously the thing I'm most comfortable with, and I think
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that sometimes comes out on SNL. But it's also a
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less vulnerable persona. I don't know if I would out
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of a career out ofside of doing bar shows as
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Sarah Squirm. Whenever I'm in a blonde wig on SNL,
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my friends call it Sarah normal activity because for people
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watching the show at home, that's more what a human
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being looks like. Even though it's alien to all my friends.
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SNL is a really hard job. I always feel like
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it's the first day of the job every day. So
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if anyone's pitching me anything, I'm so open minded, which
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pushes me in an area as I necessarily would have
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thought of myself. I'll send Lewis, the head of special
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effects makeup of Crazy Drawings, and say, can you make
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my eyeballs look like this? And then in like five
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seconds he already as a clay sculpture of my head
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with eyeballs bugging out. I feel like my range is
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so limited that anything that can help me expand my
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range is welcome. Even getting fangs for no sparatu. It
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made me change my and my physicality. That's why I
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love hair, makeup, costume props so much, because they give
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you new things to play with it you wouldn't have
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come out of the gates with. As for being a
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shocking stand up, she said, I'm in an interesting position
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because I deal with a lot of repulsive subject matter,
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So I'm purposely repelling people away from me, whether it's
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talking about my butthole or looking like a freak. My
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form of artistic expression is repulsion. But also miam a comedian.
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I want to be a comedian my whole life. So
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it's a black, bottomless void inside of me that needs
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constant validation because when I'm on stage, I do need
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to hear an audience laugh or I'm gonna slice my
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own head off. Wow. The sf Gate caught up with
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Ashley Paedia. She talked about working at a movie theater
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while a teenager and said, I was a very bad employee.
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I didn't know that schedule was like your schedule, that
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was more of a decision on your own behalf. I
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was lost as hell. My mom was like, you're pretty funny.
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You could try, you know, taking some comedy classes. That
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led her to the UCB and the ground links. We
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all want to laugh, and my form of comedy is
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like laugh at me. I'm an idiot, so I love
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performing kind of a dumbass. I think that makes people
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all overlaugh. That got it's not really niche to California,
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or New York. It's just like you, a person who
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has experienced embarrassment, then you'll love this from Vanity Fair.
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The headline read all over in the Trenches with LA's
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comedy Comrades. They talk about Joel kim Booster doing a
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fundraiser for an LA City Council candidate who's been endorsed
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by the LA chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America.
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Joel kim Booster said, hopefully you'll laugh, but ultimately we
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need to make our bit of money. Other folks on
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that show Zanab Johnson, Nordy Reid, and Chris Estrada. The
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sf Gates says, the tone of the show was unmistakably left.
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Joel kim Booster asked a guy in the front row
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if the straight community ever says the word orgy. He
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asked the guy ever been to one. The straight dude
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said no. Joel said, then let someone cool answer you, nerd.
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That's pretty funny. And at another point, Joel kim Booster
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said straight male flight attendants aren't allowed to be rude,
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only the gay ones we were told. Both jokes killed,
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and the SF Gates says after the show ended, Johnson
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drove off on a black Porsche Cayenne as a plump
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rat scurried by the venues entrance. I'm curious how much
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such a Porsche runs. Oh, this is fun. You're gonna
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love this answer. I don't know what number was in
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my head two seconds ago, but it was not this number.
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So again, let's just recap this story here. This was
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a fundraiser for the LA City Council candidate who's been
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endorsed by the LA chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America.
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The sf Gate tells us Zanam Johnson was one of
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the performers and that Johnson jumped into Porsche Cayenne. I
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am now on finder dot Porsche dot com, slash us
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slash a bunch of things. A twenty twenty six Porsche
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Cayenne chromite black metallic goes for are you ready? One
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hundred thousand, five hundred ninety five dollars excluding taxes and
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fees estimated dealer fees nine hundred ninety five dollars. That
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is the price at Paul Miller Porsche in Parsipity, New Jersey.
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So perhaps your dealer has a better deal, and that
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seems to be the low end. The hybrid goes for
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one thirty five. The Cayenne s coop goes for one
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forty three, but maybe it was a used to Porsche Cayenne.
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Who knows. So I'm here on Edmunds dot com. I
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get a twenty seventeen Porsche Cayenne for sixteen nine and
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eighty five, so maybe she was driving a nine year
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old car. The sf gate was unclear, and I want
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to be fair here, a twenty twenty three used one
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A is going for ninety nine five ninety nine, but
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you can get a twenty fourteen for just eleven one
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ninety nine, So who knows what she was driving? I
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drove a ninety two Civic for thirty years, and I'm
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not kidding anyway. I don't know what today's show was,
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but it was different that your company news for today, Holliday. Wait,
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get everybody see tomorrow