The bit about Nikki Glaser's nighttime routines goes sideways

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Chohnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News.

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Kevin James was the Yankees game.
He was blown away by something and he

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had to go on social media to
tell you about it. He was impressed

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by the Yankees chicken tender bucket drink
formerly known as the grub Tub. Daily

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Comedy News is told that it's a
convenient way for fans to watch baseball without

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being too worried about their food and
drinks. Now, if you're wondering what

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this thing is, it's a combo
of crispy chicken fingers, salty fries,

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and a large drink. But each
piece in the meal is stacked on top

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of each other. The drink comes
in a souvenir cup. That's the base

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that supports the bowl of food on
top. The straw pops out of the

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center, so you always have access
to your drink while you're eating the chicken

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fingers. I'm not sure if this
is still true, but at least a

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few years ago, the chicken and
fries could be swapped out for a different

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option, such as nachos or chili
fries. At sea, this thing was

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costing twenty dollars a few years ago. Who knows what it even costs now

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the Yankees if forced out. They
used to call it the grub tub.

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Now it's called the chicken tender bucket, drink lame. Kevin James said,

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I don't know if the Mets are
doing this, but congratulations to the Yankees

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today. You win. It is
unclear why Kevin James was at Yankee Stadium,

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perhaps for the Subway series, because
he said, say what you want

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about my movies, my career might
weight have fun. Three things are undeniable,

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my faith, my family, and
my loyalty to the Mets. John

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Lovett tells people that even though he
knew David Spade for decades, it wasn't

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until recently that they became close friends. LOVETTZ was at the fiftieth anniversary Saturday

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Night Live panel in celebration of the
Groundlings Improv Theater on June twenty eighth.

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There's a sentence love Ittt said,
I got Saturday Night Live in eighty five

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and then eighty six that kept Nora
done, Dennis Miller, and myself.

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That's when Dana Corvey came in,
Phil Hartman, Kevin Neeland, Janet Hooks,

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and Victoria Jackson. I've never heard
Chan Hooks referred to as Janet Hooks.

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Interesting. So I was at the
show with Dana for four years years

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and we became like brothers. He's
one of my best friends. Lovett said.

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He also considered Hartman his best friend. I went to David Spade saying,

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well, maybe we could become friends
because we're both missing our other half,

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our best friends. Spade goes,
yeah, because I think it was

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hard for me. It took a
while, and then one day I played

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golf. We're playing golf, and
I could just tell one day. I

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don't know what happened. I just
knew in his mind that okay. Love

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It shared some advice he got from
Charles Grodin about performing on SNL. He

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goes, you can't be timid on
the show because the characters you got to

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really commit, and he added,
Lorne Michael says, when you're out there,

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take charge. That sets up a
certain mentality. I knew what he

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meant, because otherwise you're kind of
waiting, You're looking for somebody to tell

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you, okay, take the lead. He goes, No, when you're

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on the show, you're in charge. Take charge of the sketch, take

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charge of the character. You know
what I mean. It's a certain mentality

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that's very helpful. Kathleen Madigan says, lately, I've been talking a lot

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about aging parents. I said up
my friend Robert, I don't think my

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parents had a plan for old age, and he goes, oh, no,

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they had a plan. The plan
is us. Kathleen Maddigan talked about

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taking the keys away from her parents. I followed my parents home from a

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casino. They hadn't drank it all
all and I don't know how they didn't

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get pulled over eighteen times. He
looked, hammered. That car was jumping

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medians and that's just their normal driving. As for becoming a comedian, Kathleen

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said, I'm just not a moarning
person. My friend and I accidentally went

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to an open mic night as a
goof off thing because we were bartending to

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make extra money. Me and him
did it for fun. Then I just

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kept doing it. I never had
a big thing like a sitcom like Ray

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Romano, Rozann or Brett Butler.
Oh remember Brent Butler. Wow, I

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haven't heard that name in a while. Sitcoms were all the rage for people

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that age but by the time they
got to me, they were kind of

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over giving a stand up a sitcom
for people my age, that wasn't a

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thing. It was like a slow
train, little train that could just going

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and going. And the only reason
that you got there is because you don't

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have to worry about your rent.
She liked working with the streamers. It

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was fun to work with Netflix.
Same goes for Amazon. They don't really

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edit you. I showed them what
I was gonna do, set them a

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tape from a theater, like this
is what I'm playing, and they were

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like, yeah, that's cool.
Send it to us when you're done and

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we'll post it. Back in the
day, if you had HBO on showtime,

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you had Again on the phone with
lawyers, she talked about hosting a

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radio show for a serious XM on
Blue Collar Company. I know a lot

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about that. I was in the
room. She's now doing her podcast,

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Madigan's Pobcast and says it's been a
lot of fun. I thought it would

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be a chore, that it would
be grudge doing every week. I was

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going to stop after COVID, but
I still wanted to do it. A

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lot of young people like podcasts.
They didn't even know I was a comedian.

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They found me through the podcast and
it's like, oh, wow,

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you do this other thing for a
living. I'm like, yeah, yes,

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you're so young. I won't be
offended that I've been doing this for

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one hundred and fifty years. Comedian
Kel Fire has left some fans stunned after

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bluntly recruiting someone to have some nudge
nudge with her. After she finished her

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show on stage, Kel said on
the microphone, does anybody just want to

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like go home with me tonight?
I'm serious. One man mustered up the

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courage and said, are you serious? Kel said, yeah, you want

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to come home with me tonight?
Come on? The audience clapped. The

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young man said, let's go.
Kel said, I'm gonna go home and

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make myself feel better. Oh but
wait. Kel is also an OnlyFans creator,

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and it seems the whole thing was
pre planned. In a video,

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she wrote, thank god he was
a professional. It could have turned out

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very differently. Airmail News asked Nicki
Glazer about her bedroom preparations. Is it

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a holiday weekend? John? No? Why do you ask? Nicki said?

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After shows, I don't like to
go right home. I like to

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stay at a venue and hang with
my friends and eat dinner. YouTube been

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readed on my nighttime social media sites. I don't really check them throughout the

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day because I like to save them
as a treat that almost incentivizes going to

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bed. NICKI, Are you particular
about your sleep conditions? Nicki says people

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complain about sleep, I don't want
to hear it unless you're doing the things

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that I do, which just keep
your room at sixty five degrees and make

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sure you have a really nice comforter
that keeps you warm. I also use

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an eyemask. You need darkness to
fall asleep. I also use an app

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called White Noise, and I use
the Airplane travel mode. It literally sounds

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like you're on a plane. Boy, that's pretty involved. Just close your

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eyes. How long does it take
you to fall asleep while you have a

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face mask on and you're listening to
White Noise? Ten to forty minutes,

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depending on what's going on. If
I'm still kind of conscious and not really

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ready to go back to bed and
I'm just kind of drifting, I will

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listen to ASMR videos of a soft
spoken woman talk gently about something that I

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kind of care about right now,
trying to learn about football. So I'm

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watching this YouTuber named no Frills.
Follow up question was, what's your most

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bizarre nighttime habit? Oh? I
think we already know, but Nicky said,

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when I'm going through a rough time, I tend to wake up the

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middle of the night and eat an
entire meal. I've had eating disorder issues

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in my life. Oh good,
a serious answer. To make John sound

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like an a hole for that setup
he just did, I'm not editing it

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out. Then in the morning,
I have to look at what I've done

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and I'm so ashamed. That's usually
when I have to double up my therapy.

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Boy, this just got awkward.
Come on, we were having fun.

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NICKI. What's the best night sleep
you've ever had? Nicky said,

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I don't think I can answer that, because, honestly, wherever I get

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really good sleep, I feel guilty. Our society thinks of sleep as laziness.

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Usually a good sleep means I've slept
into the early afternoon, and living

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in a capitalist society, that is
just inexcusable. It makes you have the

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sense of guilt the rest of the
day that you didn't get enough done.

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That's the unfortunate part about living in
America. Boy, that got awkward.

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I was gonna wrap up there.
Now I have to do one more story,

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Nikki. The Larchmont Buzz was at
the Hollywood Fringe Festival over four hundred

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shows. Wow, they went to
go see Charlie Day in rock Bottom.

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It's not Charlie Day from It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia. This is Charlie Day

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from Never Sunny in England. This
one man tragic comedy follows Nick Bottom as

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he attempts to save her production of
Pyramis and Fizby after discovering that his crew

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and co stars of a band on
the show and him with it. Boy,

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my mouth just got dry and need
some of this iced coffee. Buy

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me a coffee. Dot com slash
Daily Comedy News, John, did you

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record like four podcasts in a row
because you wanted the holiday week and off?

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Why? Yes? What starts as
a laugh out loud showcase of clowning

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and days impressive of comedy chops slowly
devolves into a much more grounded and poetic

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meditation on bottoms, profound isolation and
deep despondents. Well that didn't help either.

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I'm trying to get out on a
light note. All right, I'm

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pulling up this story from Monday.
This was supposed to be the third story

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on Monday's podcast, but we can't
end on two straight downers. Triumph,

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the insult comic Dog, was on
the podcast The Daily Show's Ears Edition.

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Matt O'Brien was hosting, and they
were joking about when Conan took over the

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Tonight show in Los Angeles. Matt
O'Brien said, I had moved to LA

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to get away from working with Triumph. Triumph said, so did Conan.

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He took his entire crew to the
Left coast because Triumph is a New Yorker

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that paid off. I called Leno
and I said, if this guy Triumph

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then did a Leno impression that I
don't have. John, you don't even

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have a Triumph impression in his Lenno
impression. He said, right away,

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sir, right away. I had
a lot of pull back in the aughts.

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Boy, trying to do Triumph after
you've recorded four podcasts and your throat

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is already shot, forget it all
right? What a mess scene tomorrow