The Horniness of Seinfeld Explored and Jim Gaffigan's Take on everyone making their own alcohol brands

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Shonny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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I didn't get to see Kat Williams. I'll talk about it tomorrow. I

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went to Cleveland for Deacon Mike.
Congratulations. Deacon Mike. Couldn't blow off

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Deacon Mike's big day. So you
know, I had to pick Deacon Mike

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or Kat Williams. It was tough. I mean I flipped the coin.

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It was first was two out of
three, and then uh, three out

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of five, and then they did
five out of seven. I was like,

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all right, God's trying to tell
you to be there for Deacon Mike.

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So I'll watch Kat later. We'll
talk about it tomorrow. Also tonight

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the roast of Tom Brady. I'll
talk about that one on Tuesday. I

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mean, you know these things are
late at night. I got a pre

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record this podcast and go to bed. Do you guys have no idea what

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my sleep schedules? Like my dog
is sixteen and a half man, and

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I'm sleeping with her in the basement
because she has to get up a couple

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of times, like having a new
born. So I go to bed at

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nine thirty and I'm up at two
in the morning and five in the morning,

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I'm exhausted, Barstool said. People
don't talk enough about how corny Seinfeld

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was, and I think they mean
the show, not Jerry. Although,

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uh, do you know where I'm
going to google? The word shows it

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out all right? Moving on watching
google that one. People kind of free

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pass that one. It's really it's
not a little weird. It's weird.

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We free passed the one. I
don't know why, Barstool writes, when

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I look back at the show now, it almost feels like a whole showcase

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to showcase for Jerry Seinfeld to establish
himself as a man who quotes Poul's bitches,

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and Barstool wrote, Jerry's words,
not mine. There are a total

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of sixty six women in the graphic
that they made, but according to sources

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in the show, Seinfeld the character
dated seventy three women in the one hundred

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eighty episodes that averages a new woman
every two point four to seven episodes.

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Barstool wrights he accumulated a roster of
ninety styles smoke shows that would make Leo

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DiCaprio tip his cap a murderer's row
of beautiful women, and one stray Jennifer

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Kooli. They write, sorry,
Jennifer, that was an unnecessary low blow.

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You're very attractive in your own right. I love doing White Lotus.

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The list is full of heavyheaders,
but to name a few, Terry Hatcher,

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Christine Taylor, Kristin Davis, Kathleen
mcclennan, who walked around naked in

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Jerry's apartment. Don't forget that he
ended up repulsed by her because he didn't

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like the way her naked body looked
when opening a jar. And of course

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Julie Louis Dreyfus. They wrote it's
like they cast the show with Julia as

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Elane. Then Jerry said, hey, let's make sure we put in the

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script that he used to bang her. Courtney Cox, dead Spin Rights and

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a big old creepy shout outgoest whoever
wrote the episode where George Costanza was caught

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redhanded looking at the cleavage of his
boss's high school daughter, the daughter played

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by Denise Richards. Barstool Rights people
throw around the phrase they can never make

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that episode today, but I do
believe a main character steering daggers at a

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fifteen year old side character's cleavage and
playing it off as a clumsy goof would

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not fly on modern day cable.
Oh see, I deliberately don't preread these

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things. I like terry act not
to go too found down the rabbit hole

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of creepy Seinfeld things. But I
can't possibly write this blog without mentioning the

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fact that, at the ripe age
of thirty eight years old, real life

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Jerry Seinfeld began dating a Shoshanna Lonstein, a seventeen year old high school student.

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I understand it was a different time, but come on, Jerry,

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it was not a different time.
It was not I lived through that time.

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At the time, we were like
huh or still adds great show though.

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All right, while I'm causing trouble, I was doing some prep for

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the show and I found this wonderful
clip from twenty eighteen. This is Jim

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Gaffigan on the CBS Sunday Mornings.
I assume doing his weekly commentary, and

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here Jim talks about anybody and everybody
making their own alcohol with stupid names.

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I hate those people. I like
beer. This may not surprise you by

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looking at me. I am an
overweight American male in my early forties.

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Now it's seems every city, town
and Hamlet I visit has its own beer

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made by locals, specialty beers,
micro beers, craft beers, made by

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community artisans, and I can tell
you without exception, they're all bad.

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I'm not exaggerating. No, I
don't care how cute the beer name is

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that has to do with local folklore. I don't care how beautiful the hand

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drawn label is of the cactus wrestling
penguin. Neil Brennan spoke to Forbes,

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and he was curious to this interview
entitle me to four more free articles for

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us this month. Forbes is like, do you read publications like Forbes?

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I don't know if you've looked it
up, but top comedians make as much

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as the top athletes. Kevin Hart
told me he's going to be a billionaire.

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Neil said, does he have the
dating his calendar? Like on April

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six? Come to mind, I'm
a billionaire party. They asked a real

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question, Neil, would it alienate
comedy on it is if they realized how

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much money some performers were making.
Neil said, it's a weird thing.

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There's a lot of big earners,
so I don't think people really associated with

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comedy. But it really doesn't matter
how much money you have, you can

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still bomb and the audience is aware
that. I also think charisma can make

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them forget. Neil wants your drink
of choice. He says, it's embarrassing

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I drink Corona. What's wrong with
Corona? I love Corona? Neil,

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You're a beach person, Neil says, I am kind of a beach person.

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Like on your birthday, you get
a birthday cake and you do good

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and you go to the beach.
I'm fair skinned and I have a skin

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cancer joke and my new Netflix special. But I don't know what to do

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there. I just read, I
guess, Neil, do you enjoy traveling?

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Neil said, I do like traveling. I like walking around big cities,

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putting my bag down, putting on
shoes and then walking for ten miles.

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Tokyo was a great walking city,
Singapore, London, Paris. Now

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I'm just naming cities. Let's take
a look at the Netflix is a Joke

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Comedy Festival four Pan Pacific, The
Greatest Roast of All Time, Tom Brady

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Low Tickets Warning seven Pacific, The
Allei Wong Residency, Patton Oswald also at

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seven. Heather McMahon also at seven, Felippia Sparza. You know, you

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guys can spread this out. You
don't have to have ten shows all at

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once, say Melissa via Signor at
seven, Sidney Washington at seven. There's

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a lot of shows, all right. Then there's some later shows to drop

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in with Janelle James at eight point
thirty, Sarah Jordan Jensen at nine.

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I don't like how this is laid
out. It's kind of all over the

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place. Jeneido Unaka and friends in
all right, let's see. Well,

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obviously we would somehow get into the
roast of Tom Brady. That's the big

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shiny event. And then I would
say seven o'clock Patton just taking another look,

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Yeah, Patton, And then Chinnadoo
Unaka is pretty funny. I've played

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him on the Live One Show a
few times. Let's do that for the

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late show. Meanwhile, Sydney is
quiet tomorrow, nothing going on, So

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I don't have any clips to play
for you today. Want you to get

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your money's worth here. Let me
do one more story. Nick Offerman spoke

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to The Washington Post. Nick Offerman
played the president in that recent Civil War

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movie. Washpoe wrote to his friends, it's not a surprise so that Nick

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is playing the president. In fact, for twelve years now, Conan O'Brien

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claims that he's been trying to get
Nick Offerman to play Theodore Roosevelt. Conan

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said, I think more than any
actor Atlive today, and I'm not making

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a joke, you could play two
are better than anybody. Amy Poehler says

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Nick shouldn't limit himself. I think
Nick has the talent and the hair to

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play any president he chooses. This
summer, Nick Offerman will be heading to

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Budapest to play. This sounds like
a joke, but this is real.

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He's going to play Chester A.
Arthur in the Netflix series Death by Lightning,

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about the eighteen eighty one assassination of
President James Gorefield. This from the

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guys who used to run Game of
Thrones. One more, The Harvard Crimson

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wrote women are funny female comedians that
you should watch. They have a list,

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They wrote, Taylor Tomlinson. Taylor
Thominson is the id girl of the

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stand up scene. Ali Wong,
probably best known for her Emmy Award winning

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performance on Beef. Third, Tig
Nataro four, Margaret Choe five, Joanne

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Megnally, He didn't see that coming, right. Joanne is popular not just

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for her stand up but for her
podcast. My Therapist Ghosted Me six,

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Tiffany Hattish and that's it. That's
the entire list. No, I don't

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know, Bett Stelling, Appaucci,
Leanne Morgan. No, all right,

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