The Joe Rogan Experience is number 1, The Office Reboot, Larry David Controversy, Bowen Yang's dogs, and More!

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Callaroga Shark Media. Joe Niners.
I'm Johnny mag with your daily comedy news.

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If you missed yesterday, I did
the super Bowl preview in the Saturday

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episode, you'll find that in the
feed. Today's more of a normal episode,

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Jimmy Fallon, and he might get
canceled by Taylor Swift. Imagine if

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Joe Coy said this joke? Hey, did you know that Trump's legal team

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has been prepping for months? Also, they're making an album called The Tortured

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Lawyer's Department. Taylor's not going to
like that, vicious? How dare you

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make fun of Taylor? By the
way, for all things Taylor Swift,

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listen to the Taylor Swift Today podcast. I'm sure they'll be pretty interesting tomorrow.

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Stephen Colbert said, Trump's lawyers have
pointed out that the Fourteenth Amendment says

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people have engaged in an insurrection cannot
hold office. It doesn't say they can't

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run for office. But the point
of running for office is to hold office.

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Unless you're Nikki Haley, We're not
sure what her point is. Jimmy

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Fallon said, did you know that
the recent hearing was led by Chief Justice

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John Roberts Also he's the only chief
that's not worried about the forty nine ers.

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Yesked, all right, keep it
fair, Johnny Macker. I've been

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a lot of talk about President Biden's
memory lately. Jimmy found said, it's

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pretty embarrassing for Biden, but on
the bright side, you'll forget about it.

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Five minutes later, as predicted,
the Joe Rogan Podcast went straight to

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number one now that it's back available
everywhere, Joe Rogan tweeted, because that's

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what we do on Twitter, nobody
calls that Exelon podcast is now officially back

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on Apple. We should be back
on YouTube with full episodes of the coming

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weeks. Shout out to Spotify for
absolutely being the coolest and smartest people I've

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ever had the pleasure of being in
partnership with. I'm very excited the podcast

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will now have a much broader distribution. Curby Your Enthusiasm is on tonight after

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the Super Bowl. You'll probably watch
the Big Game, won't you. The

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Holler Reporter caught up with executive producer
Jeff Schaeffer. Is this the final season?

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He says, even though every season
has been the final season, it's

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the final season. Although I don't
think Larry's done with having spirited discourses with

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troublemakers on the West Side of Los
Angeles, so you never know. But

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he adds, when you watch the
end, it'll make sense that this is

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the end. Larry David said,
people think I'm lying. I'm not a

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liar. Okay, yeah, fifteen
years ago I said it was the last

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season. That's what I say when
I don't think I'm coming back with another

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one. But this is it.
Schaeffer said they almost killed Larry off Curb

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in the season eleven finale, but
then changed their minds so they could return

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for this season twelve. Shaefer says, we didn't start writing the season with

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the intent that was going to be
the last one. It wasn't like,

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all right, what's our final season
going to be? We were just writing

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a story. As the story evolved, it made sense that this was the

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series finale, But it came from
an evolution of story, not from any

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master planet. This was going to
be the last season, but there are

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unexpected benefits. Now Larry has time
to pursue his passion projects like making erotic

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dioram as of Old Testament scenes,
breeding Doberman's and refurbishing turn to the century

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popcorn makers to their previous glory.
You can finally do what he wants.

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The Holly reporter said, did you
just come up with that on the spot?

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Jeff said two with him. Yeah, Jeff says. Finalees are always

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a tricky thing because it's a breakup. You've had this relationship for twenty years

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with some people, and a twenty
year relationship with your fans, and all

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of a sudden you're leaving them.
A finale always weird energy to it.

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I think what I've learned is the
best finales are really funny episodes of the

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show, not this other thing that's
not the show. So that was something

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we kept in our heads. Someone
who's not a fan of Larry David will

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Wheaton. Will Wheaton did not appreciate
the Elmo thing. We'll post that on

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Facebook. What a stupid, self
centered tone deaf a hole. And I

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don't want to make fun of this
next sentiment. No, Will sheared All

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the time. When I was growing
up, my dad would grab me by

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the shoulders and shake me while he
screamed in my face. He was always

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out of control, always at a
furious rage, and always terrifying. I'm

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a fifty one year old man,
and my heart is pounding right now.

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We're calling how I felt when I
was a little boy who loved Grover the

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way today's kids love Elmo. You
couldn't stand that a puppet brought people together

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in a meaningful way that you can't
You couldn't stand that your appearance on national

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television and promote your wildly successful series
was delayed for a few seconds while the

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adults talked about mental health and crappy
idiot Larry David couldn't leave it alone for

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some reason. He had to indirectly
tell everyone who opened their hearts to a

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muppet that they were stupid and they
thought it was a good joke to physically

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attack and choke this character who was
beloved by children and adults alike. You

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know what that tells impressional young people
about sharing their feelings. You know who

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was watching the Today Show with their
parents, kids who also watched Sesame Street.

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Elmo was an avatar for children all
over the world. Children who are

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too small to understand Elmo is a
puppet will know that a man attacks someone

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they love for no reason that will
frighten and confuse them. Elmo and the

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Muppets teach and model to children all
over the world. A kindness and empathy

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aren't weak or stupid or any of
things people like Larry David or my dad

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thinks they are. Larry David strikes
me as a person who mocks and belittle's

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people who are vulnerable and sensitive and
enjoys being cruel because he feels untouchable.

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Maybe I'm wrong. That's who I
see whenever I can't find the remote and

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he's on my television. Seems like
there's a lot going on there. Dakota

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Johnson, who's the daughter of Don
Johnson and Melanie Griffith, Mmm, she's

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in The Office series finale and told
Seth Myers that was honestly the worst time

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of my life. Boy, life
is hard. Imagine that being on the

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Office finale. They were like,
do you want to be in the series

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finale? And I was like,
of course, thinking I show up for

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like half a day. I was
there for two weeks and I'm barely in

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the fings show. Oh man,
Imagine being on the set of the Office

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for two weeks and that was the
worst time of your life. Life is

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hard. I feel so bad,
Dakota, this nextport's kind of interesting.

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I wonder what's going on here.
I hadn't heard this before. She said,

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there were weird dynamics that have been
going on for the last ten years.

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Some people didn't speak to each other. That's interesting, and I'm coming

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in like so excited to be here. No one wanted to talk to me.

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No one gave an f I was
like in the background of all these

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scenes faxing things. That does sound
like the hardest part of anyone's life.

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Imagine being on the set of the
Office and like having to pretend to fax

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things. Life is horrid. Brian
Cranston was on the Office Ladies podcast.

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He asked them, let's say there's
not a reboot series, but what if

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there was a movie something to see
where we could see where these people are?

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We wondered at the end, where
did they go? What became of

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them? Jenni Fisher said she'd sign
up as long as Greg Daniels is involved,

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because then I would trust it,
you know, as long as Greg

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is right again and he's in charge
of it, I would say yes.

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Angela Kinsey said I would do it
for my kids because I would think that

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it's fun. I'll chime in.
You'll both do it. It's a payday.

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Don't act like you're not gonna do
it. Hey, Angela, do

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you want to be in the office. No, I don't want to be

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in the office. I'm working so
much I'm not interested. Get out of

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here. The movie is probably a
better idea than a reboot series, because

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if you do a reboot series,
how does it work? Is Pam in

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it? If Pam is in it, well, where's Jim? I thought

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they moved to Texas? Didn't they
move to Texas? Are they still together?

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Did Texas not work out? Are
Pam and Jim still married? But

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Pam went back to sales at dunder
Mifflin And Jim, is you know,

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doing something else? Because Krazinsky's not
going to do it? And are we

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going to bring in like the season
nine characters, I forget their names PLoP

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And if there was fake Jim and
fake d White, are they going to

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do it? Like? I just
think it's a mess. I don't think

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you can bring this show back.
Did Kevin quit the bar and go back

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to dunder Mifflin, Like, how
does this even work? But don't act

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like you're not gonna do it.
You're gonna do it. Come on.

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Tina Fey was on bow and Yang
and Matt Rogers podcast Las Culturistas. She

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was shocked to learn that some Saturday
Night Live staffers bring their dogs to work.

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Bow and Yang told Tina, you'd
like to be a pet parent,

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but doesn't have enough time due to
the demanding production schedule at SNL. Because

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no one brings their dogs to SNL, Yang said, oh, people bring

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their dogs to SNL. Fay,
what, Bowen, there's a couple of

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people, But it's fine, Tina. They stay in the dressing room,

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Bowen. They stay in the dressing
room where sometimes they'll bring them out.

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It's okay, Yang tells Fay.
It's the change in the workplace culture.

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It's a different world now. Maybe
Shane Gillis will bring his dog. Weird

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one from the Daily Mail they tell
us Robin Williams was a regular visitor to

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Billy Connolly's house, and Billy,
who's eighty one, told the Mail I

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had a stuffed Scottish wildcat at the
fireplace in my house to frighten the person

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who sat down by the fire.
Robin Williams would lift the cat and he

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would become the cat. He was
talking in a Scottish accent and being a

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wildcat, really getting in a character. Somebody would come in, like the

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guy who had the stretch of the
river that he rents out to fishermen.

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The guy goes, what's that?
And Robin became the wildcat and made the

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noise that cats make. The guy
nearly crabbed himself. It was an unbelievable

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moment in life, watching a genius
become a wild animal. It was wonderful.

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So I'm not following. There's a
stuff cat. You walk in,

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you go, what's that? Oh, yeah, it's a cat, and

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then Robin Williams picks it up and
starts acting like a cat. And that's

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scary, is it? Because you
don't recognize Robin Williams and you just think

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this is crazy. Man, I
don't know what's going on there. ABC

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wrote about the decline of Late Night. I thought this was stunning. During

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the twenty fourteen to fifteen season,
the Daily Show, Fallon, Kimmel and

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Letterman combined for an average ten point
five million viewers. The same four shows

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Colbert are now in place of Letterman, and I'll add the Daily Show as

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Rudderless have four point eight million viewers
again from ten to five to four eight

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in nine years. WOW ABC says
the shows took in eight hundred and fifty

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nine million dollars in ad revenue in
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The tally for that year was two
hundred and fifty nine million. I doubt

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they had a six hundred million dollar
December. John Stewart had more than one

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point three million viewers In his last
season. Trevor Noah was down to you

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want to guess how many guests he
low wrong? Three hundred and seventy two

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thousand, one point three million to
three seventy two in twenty twenty two.

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WOW. During Stewart's last full year
in twenty fourteen, the daily show earned

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an estimated one hundred and twenty nine
million dollars in advertising revenue. Last year,

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the rudderless show with no real host
was down to nineteen million dollars through

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November. I doubt they made one
hundred and ten million in December. WOW

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