The Roast of Tom Brady recap and reaction - WOW (Bonus)

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Callaroga Shark Media phonus episode about the
roast of Tom Brady and all the great

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stuff from Netflix over the weekend.
The regular episode from Monday is earlier in

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this feed. I'm just talking as
I think here, so this will be

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a little more free form than usual. But Wow, I mean in the

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Roast of Tom Brady, what keeps
going through my head was the super Bowl

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of comedy. If they ever did
that again and made the comedian list a

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little bit stronger. You add a
Chappelle or a Melaney to that day asn't

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wow. But boy, great job
Netflix. Oh my goodness, what an

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amazing special three hours roasting Tom Brady. I kept notes. I shared the

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notes as we went along in the
Facebook group. I've got a notepad here.

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Where do we start? Kevin hart
Man crushed it now. On previous

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podcasts, I have said that I
don't find Kevin heart all that funny.

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Sunday Night, Kevin hart you were
awesomely funny. He's slate as far as

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I'm concerned. Let him host all
of these for now. On Wow,

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Kevin opened by saying they were already
roast the greatest quarterback of all time,

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and then said, wait, Joe
Montana is here some good lines from Kevin.

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I've never seen Englewood so white.
It's so bleeping white in here.

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It looks like a Bruce Springsteen concert. Just let out. Kevin joked about

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why they were doing it in the
Forum and not the Crypto dot com arena.

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Kevin said, the reason we didn't
go there is we didn't want to

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remind Tom's fans of how much money
he owes them. He f those people

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fing good, didn't he? But
the joke I kept misquoting to my wife.

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That really stuck with me. Kevin
hart with an absolute sleigh, and

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some people were like, Tom Brady
might regret doing this. Kevin said,

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single life is what you deserve because
you had no choice. Jesse Elle said,

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you retire, We're done. Let
me tell you something. When you

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got a chance to go eight and
nine and all all the costumes, your

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wife and kids, you gotta do
what you gotta do. You know what

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that's called, Tom, That's called
real stuff f them kids. Wow.

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All right, So Kevin crushes passes
over to Jeff Ross. Ross walks out

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in an O J Simpson jersey that
said, roast Jay Simpson at number thirty

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two. Jeff Ross a pro at
this the roast master right, so he

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crushes, So we're two for two
in hilarious. Next up was Drew Bledsoe.

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Drew Bledsoe the quarterback of the Patriots
before Tom Brady. He was really

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good. I assume Jeff Ross and
the writers wrote Drew's material, but he

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executed it really well. And as
the night went on and we had other

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non comedians performing, it really showed
what a good performer Drew Bledsoe was.

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Nicky Glazer got up and I wrote
the note that the first few minutes it

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sounded like she was executing someone else's
material. They just sounded to my ear

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like Jeff Ross jokes. But then
Nicky got in the groove and got some

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of the best reactions of the night. One of hers lays, Seriously,

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Tom, you're the best to ever
play. For too long, you were

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tired, you came back, then
you're retired again. I get it.

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It's hard to walk away from something
that's not yourgnant girlfriend. She tagged that

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with Hey, to be fair,
he didn't know she was pregnant. He

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just thought she was getting fat.
Wow. Next up Randy Moss wide receiver.

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That was the first lull of the
night. Okay, we understand.

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Kim Kardashian got up, She was
booed, she added nothing. She sounded

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like she was executing Jeff Ross jokes. That makes sense. Bert Krascher and

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Tom Segura got up together and had
really uncomfortable energy. They were doing that

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side to side rock that you'll see
high schoolers do when they're on a stage

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in front of their classmates. Sagora
landed some jokes. Bert Kraser ate it,

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as they say in the business.
I don't know what was going on

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there. Sam Jay was all right. I actually wrote time to get the

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ball back to Kevin Hart. There
started to be a lull there. Will

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Ferrell came out as Ron Burgundy.
As I wrote on Facebook, Will Ferrell

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has been coasting on reputation for over
a decade now. Will was not funny

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to the point that I wrote in
my notes, Bill Belichick was funnier than

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Will Ferrell, Bill Strong material,
whoever wrote it, he just wasn't that

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good at delivering it, but still
funnier than Will Ferrell doing the thing.

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Will. I don't know then,
what a nice spotlight for Tony Hinecliff.

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If you don't know Tony and kill
Tony. You're going to Now this probably

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really elevated that whole thing he crushed. They did a bit of kill Tony

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called kill Tommy. They pulled a
name out of the hat. There was

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one name in the hat. It
was Dana White from the UFC. Dana

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was pretty tight. Tony facing backlash
over a joke about Kim Kardashian and brother

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New York Post. As the post
points out, Hingecliff, known for insul

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comedy, was discussing the Will Ferrell
movie Anchorman and it's famous whales vagina line.

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The controversial joke from Tony Hinchcliff wales
vagina, which reminds me Kim Kardashian's

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here. She's had a lot of
black men celebrating her end zone Kim word

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of advice, closer legs. Then
he got a little too naughty for this

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podcast. One social media user wrote, slutsha women in front of a crowd

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of people and making women the butt
of a joke for absolutely no reason is

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so disrespectful And what's the punchline?
Misogyny? It's a roast, That's what

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a roast is. Then grunk got
up. He had some okay material.

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I wrote, working too fast,
but he's not a comic. Andrew Schultz,

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then Krush showing what a pro can
do. Very fun, great pacing.

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Robert Kraft spoke, didn't really make
too many jokes. Ben Affleck awful,

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he was really boring. I actually
facebook posted give Affleck the light.

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The light being the thing they do
in the back of a comedy club telling

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a comedian it's time to wrap it
up after Affleck set, Jeff Ross jokes

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this is the only time I wish
Netflix had commercials. People were making fun

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of ben afflex bad plastic surgery.
One person tweeted Ben Affleck's face looks insane.

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Another person wrote, ben Affleck couldn't
afford good plastic surgery. No wonder

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he seems so angry that's permanent.
His set did not go overwhell some comments

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on social ben Affleck going on an
unhinged rant about fans on social media at

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the Tom Brady Rose was not on
my bait card. Another fan compared it

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to a car crash. A third
said, next time, get somebody else

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to do it. Don't ever invite
Ben Affleck again. I doubt we'll have

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Ben Affleck at the roasta of Donald
Trump or whatever the next thing is.

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Peyton Manning got up, had some
good material. He worked his material too

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quickly. Same note I've said before, he's not a comedian, so I

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get it. And then Tom Brady
himself got up. Brady had the delivery

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of a high school valedictorian, but
the material was pretty good. He shot

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back at everyone. Peyton Manning,
thank you so much for coming out to

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LA to do this. I know
you sometimes live in Denver and sometimes you

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live in Louisiana, but you'll always
live in my shadow. That was pretty

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good. On Kevin Hard. I've
heard some people talk about me having bad

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knees. My knees are so messed
up, Kevin, because I spent so

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many hours on the floor begging Netflix
to get CHAPPELLEO. Ho's this good rip

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on Kim, Thank you so much
for being here. I know Kim was

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terrified to be here tonight, not
because of this, but because their kids

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are home with their dad. That
a Kanye West joke. In case you

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didn't follow Tom making big NFL news
that I'm sure is going to be analyzed,

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he said, remember to flight Gate, the NFL spent twenty million dollars

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and found it was more probable than
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may have deflated my footballs. You
could have just given me the twenty million

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dollars and I would have just told
you I often did it. But then

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Tom Brady made this horrible, mean
joke about Taylor Swift. Here. Let's

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listen, Kansas City. You say
your stadium is the loudest. It helps

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when all your fans are fourteen year
old girls. Oh man, that is

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so mean. I feel bad for
Taylor. Everybody always making jokes about her

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all the time, and they're so
vicious. Tom tag that with a joke

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about the chiefs eras terrible for fifty
years, good for five. I'm skimming

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my notes here to see what I
missed. A good one from Tom Sigora

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and Bert Krasier. I forget which
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the line was the only difference between
Tom Brady and Hitler is that Hitler stuck

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with his wife until the end.
Ouch. That's great. Oh, here's

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the Dana White joke from Andrew Schultz. That's who it was from. That's

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why Dana White is here so you
can learn how to screw a Brazilian out

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of half their purse. Before the
event, Tom Brady said, it's like

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a football game. You run over
with a game plan, then you gone

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and see how the stratguy goes and
you're just in the fly. This is

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what a locker room's been like for
me all these years, so it's not

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like I'm used to people not making
fun of me. There was a weird

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moment that's gonna be talked about a
lot. Jeff Ross had made a reference

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to Patriots owner Robert Kraft getting a
massage. Brady walked up to Ross and

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said in his ear, don't say
that stuff again. It was caught on

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the microphone and it was awkward.
I'm sure someone will dive into that,

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and I'm sure the spin will be
that Tom was kidding. Yeah, huh.

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Some people thought we were gonna have
a Will Smith moment. That would

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have been amazing, because that moment
was I don't know, fifteen minutes in

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at a special That would have been
great to see a Will Smith moment,

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and then two and a half hours
of awkwardness. Good joke by Tom Brady

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about Peyton Manning when I heard there
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four or five to come here tonight. I thought we might actually see a

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real football legend. Kevin Art said, I love he's embracing the things that

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some people thinks he runs away from. It's a celebration of great and we're

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doing it in a fun way.
Right, let's take the break, we'll

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come back, We'll taw Kat Williams, Seinfeld and Mulaney. I was all

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jazzed to watch Kat Williams, and
I finally got to watch it Sunday around

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six thirty. So it was a
nice appetizer for the Tom Brady. It

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was okay, back to the whole
special verse hour thing. I felt Kat

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Williams felt special. It was live, a big, good looking theater.

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The set, the physical set looked
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I don't know what I was looking
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him to just tear everybody down.
He didn't really do that. I found

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it really compelling. I was definitely
entertained. He is an entertainer. I'm

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not sure how funny the special was. And as I watched it, I

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noticed Kat will set up jokes for
a full forty five seconds and get an

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ok punchline. It's more style than
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I did add it to my best
of twenty twenty four list, which

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right now number one. Roast of
Tom Brady to a Tel three, Triumph,

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four Days, Cross, five,
Dusty Sleigh, six Canines, seven

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to Meet You more Than eight,
Jimmy Carr nine, Kat Williams ten,

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Hannah Gatsby's gender agenda. For the
top tier, I'd probably draw the line

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after David Cross. All Right,
Tom Brady, Attel, Triumph, and

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David Cross are your top tier right
now. I've said this three four times

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already this year, that it's gonna
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Cross was great, and then Triumph
was better, and then Detail showed you

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how it's done. But that roast
of Tom Brady three hours, and I've

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talked about how I'm a comedy snob
and I don't laugh at stuff. I

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was chuckling out loud most of the
night. Will be really tough to beat

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anyway. Kat Williams, it was
fine. I took notes to see what

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else I wrote. I do want
to point out I watched the edited version,

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not the live version. I'm not
sure if that mattered. He started

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heading for trans material and I was
like, really, can we just not

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do that? That's really it,
Kat Williams. It was fine, watchable,

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you'll enjoy it. I watched the
Pop Tarts movie Unfrosted. I loved

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it. Actually, I need to
add that to the list. That was

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really good as well, really enjoyable. I'm not sure. I don't.

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I'll think about where I'm gonna add
it, but I'm gonna just leave myself

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a note to at it while I
have my best of list open. I

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like a movie that knows what it
is, and that movie knows what it

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is. It's silly, turn your
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It's just a lot of fun.
There's some amazing cameos. There's one cameo

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in particular with two people who are
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want to spoil it. You may
have seen it on the interwebs and I

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was like, this is great.
Jerry's fine in it. Jim Gaffigan looked

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like he was five minutes from dying. So I mentioned over the weekend he's

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apparently taking ozempic equivalent and I can
see why. I don't know if they

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padded him up. He looks terrible
in the movie. My wife randomly blurted

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out that Amy Schumer's unlikable. You
could send her notes. There's something about

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Amy Man I don't know. She's
fine in it. Jerry doing Jerry things.

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I loved Hugh Grant in it.
I felt he was chewing the scenery.

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It reminded me of Ricardo Montleban and
Star Trek to the Wrath of Kahn.

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Just a great performance, having fun
over the top. Unfrot I recommend

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I know on the normal episode that
it went out earlier. Today I read

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a bunch of terrible reviews. I
disagree with all of them. I think

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Unfrosted nailed it. In Towner reminds
me of Weird the Al Yankovic story.

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Just a fun rop one hour thirty
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the perfect length for any movie.
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John Mulaney Friday Night. I'll be
curious to see what they do tonight.

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I actually wrote a substack about it. The substack is free. The link

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is in the notes, and if
you want to read what I wrote,

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just you know, just open that
up. You can subscribe for free,

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or you can just hit no thanks
and read the one. But basically it

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was misproduced. We're long here already
and this is a bonus episode, so

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I'll let you read my thoughts.
But the short version is, you had

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Jerry Seinfeld sitting there and they decided
to take a phone call. I am

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some sort of radio audio expert.
Civilians cannot tell a story. So you've

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got Jerry there and you're turning your
show over to a random woman who called

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in to tell a story she thinks
is funny. Jerry Seinfeld is sitting there

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with what are you doing? Misproduced? Then they threw it to a pre

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recorded piece that was terrible, and
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Seinfeld was gone. I'm like,
yeah, had Jerry Seinfeld sitting there?

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That said, I saw sparks of
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That reminded me of early eighties Letterman, when the set was still brown,

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not even the blue set, the
really early days where you'd get a

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lot of Chris Elliot, you'd get
a lot of Larry bud Melman. There's

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something there. I hope somebody at
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I'll be very curious to see what
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if I could step to eleven again. I got in from Cleveland at one

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forty am on Sunday. Congratulations,
Deacon. Mike and my dog had me

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up at seven point thirty and then
up Sunday night past eleven o'clock. I

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wanted to do this episode Sunday night. I just did have another ninety minutes

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send me to bang this out.
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I'd be really curious to see what
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lost my train of thought. Point
is, I don't know if I could

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say up to eleven o'clock again tonight, So I might have to watch that

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on one day delay, or maybe
I'll let a bunch of them gather and

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catch up on that. But again, if you have Jerry Seinfeld next to

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you, just use him. Tonight's
guest main guest is John Stewart. The

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second guest is Gabe Iglesias. As
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would shut up and let his guests
be funny. That's all you have to

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do. Hey, here's John Stewart. Johnny, you're watching the Trump Stormy

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Daniels trial and then stop talking.
That's all you gotta do, all right.

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Normal episode from Monday is earlier in
the feed Back Tomorrow substack link in

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the notes. If you're just discovering
this podcast today, I do this seven

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days a week. Check it out. I've already blown out my voice and

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i still have to record Tuesday's podcast. Not good, all right, see

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you in the morning.