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Callaroga Shark Media.
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I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. I
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feel like being conversational today. I've got some stuff on
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my mind. I want to tell you about Back to
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the Future of the Musical. I want to talk about
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where I think comedy is right now, and I'm not
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sure it's on the mark at the particular moment, So
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let me just talk for a little bit. In the
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second half, we'll tell you about the comedy festivals and
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do some stories. Thursday night, I went into Manhattan, which,
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if you listen to the show, you know like, oh,
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I have to go to Manhattan. I would seriously rather
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drive to Chicago. It's easier. I would rather fly to Australia.
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It's easier. Getting to Manhattan is a bear. But I
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went because my daughter hooked me up with tickets to
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Back to the Future the Musical and it was awesome,
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just a good time. I'm like jonesing now to watch
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the movies again. The guy that plays Marty McFly does
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that Michael J. Fox creaky voice thing. I don't think
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I have a half assed Michael J. Fox impression, but
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you know the voice he nails that shows a lot
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of fun the actors have a good time performing their roles.
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These special effects are amazing. It really reminded me of
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when you're in a waiting room at Disney World and
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they're trying to distract you. Standing there for half an hour,
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just fantastic. It's closing in January, which stinks. January fifth
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is the last day for the Broadway run. I do
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see there's a Los Angeles run that goes until December first.
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There is a national tour of it. I also see
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San Diego dates in January and a world tour that
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will hit Japan and Germany. Anyway, if you could see
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this thing a lot of fun. I was high on
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life coming home last night. So while I was in
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New York City, I've mentioned the New York Comedy Festival,
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which i'll talk about in the second half. Is Invisible Now.
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I walked from thirty second Street and Seventh Avenue up
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to fiftieth Street and Seventh Avenue. So if you're not
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familiar with New York City, that's Times Square and the
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extended area. So basically I walked from Madison Square Garden
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through Times Square too the Broadway district. So if you're
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not from New York, and you think of New York,
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this is exactly the part of town that you think
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is New York City. No New York Comedy Festival. I
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saw Barker's holding up signs with Comedy Central logos on it,
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trying to get me to go to see some comedy shows.
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That's always the thing that goes on. But New York
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Comedy Festival completely invisible. They've been nothing but good to me.
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It's a good festival. But New York is too big,
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and boy was Times Square packed Saturday Night Live tonight
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with Bill Burr. I'm very curious to see what they
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do tonight, so I'll talk about the comedy part of
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it in a second. I saw this clip from Conan O'Brien.
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This is Bill Burr reacting to Trump being elected in
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twenty sixteen. So perhaps this is insight into what Bill
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Burr's thinking.
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And I don't understand why everybody's so upset. Yeah, get out, Like,
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what's gonna happen to you? Do you liked Obama?
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Did he call you at all in the.
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Last eight years? Did you ever put a sandwich on
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your table? You do that, You're gonna keep doing that.
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You're gonna be fine.
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Right, have you like Lona, Dude?
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I have to say though, him winning is the most
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astounding thing I've ever seen.
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It was a surprise, surprise.
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Dude, Like you're talking like like Lake Placid, the Olympics
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when we beat the Russian Barry sat Kirk Gibson's home
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run is a joke, right, the Giant's beating the undefeated Patriots,
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that's all a joke. Through the star of a reality
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show is gonna run the country. I got decided if
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Brett Michaels or Cindy Lauper would make a better CEO
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for a company that doesn't exist, it's gonna be running stock.
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It's unbelievable.
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Yeah, he just reminded me like when I didn't read
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the book and I'm just like just winging it. You know,
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how are you gonna do that? Oh you'll say, you'll say,
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did it worked.
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In twenty twenty two, Bill Burr, who's hosting SNL tonight,
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spoke to The Hollywood Reporter. In twenty two, Burr said,
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as someone who considers self liberal, it's this point to
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see the left come how the right used to be
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when they went after the Dixie Chicks after the criticized
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George W. Bush. It's not a lot of people like that.
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Most of them are not trying to get in trouble.
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But there's this small collection of lunatics either on the
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right or left any given moment that causes hysteria. You
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may recall in twenty twenty three, Bill's wife was seen
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giving Trump the middle finger at a UFC event. I
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remember the events. I forgot that it was Bill Burr's wife.
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Burr was on The Rich Eisen Show and said, I
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love my wife. You know where you stand with her.
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The guy walked in the arena, everybody cheered, she gave
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him the figure. Nobody got arrested. That's why his country's great.
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Everybody expressed themselves, can we all be adults on threads?
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And I got to figure out how we refer to
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a threads? So much easier saying tweeted, so triumph threaded
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on our mind you. Robert Smigel wrote many of the
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all time bits on Saturday Night Live, including Reagan mastermind
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Trium slash. Schnegel wrote snl open that won't happen. Biden
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woken up suddenly getting visits from people he hasn't heard
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from since July. All seeking preemptive Pardons, Pelosi, Shift, Liz Cheney, Stephanopolis, Lebron,
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Bill Maher, Beyonce plus Chris Christy and a guy who
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called Trump chump in college. Biden no, now you need me.
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Biden cuts deals with each of them, ranging from scoring
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tickets to taking someone else's shoes to smelling their hair.
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Somebody responded to that, saying, I got an image in
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my mind of Maya Rudolph sitting at a piano singing
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Hallelujah and now please excuse me, but I must go
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hurl yes, and now you're gonna have a lot of
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eyes on you tonight. Before I dive in today, let
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me quote Caroline Hirsch, who used to own Caroline's Comedy
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Club and has organized the New York Comedy Festival. Caroline
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Hirsch said, pay attention here. This is very important. Caroline
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Hirst said. Ideally, comedy is about taking information that may
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be controversial or polarizing and making it more palatable in
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a communal setting where everyone comes together to laugh and
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let off steam. We live in a country where fifty
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percent of the people are pissed off and fifty percent
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are happy. How do we bring those two sides together?
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By making them laugh. Laughing is a healing process. It
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soothes the soul. I'm glad I found that quote from
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Caroline because I have struggled to capture my feelings here
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and I think Caroline has captured them again. Comedy is
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about taking information that may be controversial or polarizing and
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making it more palatable in a communal setting where everyone
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comes together to laugh and let off steam. Let's dive in.
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So where I am with the election, and stay with me.
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If you listen to me every day, you kind of
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get my vibe here. I was not surprised at all
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by the result. Whatever my political opinions are, I was
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not surprised by the result. And I think Hacks on Tap,
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which is a podcast, nailed the vibe. And I'm leading
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up to something here. You may recall Tony Hinchcliffe told
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a joke, terrible joke, told one joke. It was a
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joke in the middle of a six hour event, in
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the middle of a four month campaign. They drilled down
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and everybody focused on that. And then I look at
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my friend Tom. My friend Tom has to work six
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days a week. I'm friends with some people who were
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very happy with the result.
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This week.
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I'm friends with some people who are very unhappy of
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the result. This week, hacks on Tap talked about the optics.
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So say you're standing on a stage with Beyonce and
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Bruce Springsteen. Hacks on Tap said, you got to understand
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how off putting this is to so much of America.
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It feels very comfortable if you're having a dinner party
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at Tina Face House, but out there where they're bending
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metal and parking squad cars for a living, it's not
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only a shortcoming, and it's an off putting vibe. That's
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how I feel about comedy right now. I get where
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the late night hosts are coming from. I get that
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comedy is supposed to comment on the current situation. I
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think Late Night is not helping themselves this week. I've
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mentioned here we have a podcast called Ballot, which makes
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fun of politics. I'm working with AI to take stories
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and make fun of the stories. If there's comedy to
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be mined, we make fun of it, pure comedy. Trump
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is a more colorful character than Harris was. Joe Biden.
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You can make old jokes. Jade Vance is a bit
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of a character. Tim Wallasle is a bit of a character.
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So we throw those things in there and we make
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fun of it. All Since the election, we've taken the
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point of view of us. We never made fun of Trump.
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What are you talking about? We love Trump and we're
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having fun with that, and then we talk about how
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much we love Trump while making fun of the stories.
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I think the late night guys are off tone. This week,
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Jimmy Kimmel said, let me tell you, that was the
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worst Taco Tuesday of my whole life. We had the
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choice between a prosecutor and a criminal, and we chose
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the criminal to be the president of the United States.
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More than half this country voted for the criminal who
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was planning to part in himself for his crimes. The
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Borto pick out there is more than half the country
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voted for the guy. And Kimmel I thought this joke
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was terrible. Donald Trump is like the Emperor from Star Wars.
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He's old, he's evil, and he keeps coming back with
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no reasonable explanation whatsoever. So a supertopical twenty eighteen, twenty
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nineteen Rise of Skywalker joke a better joke, Kimmell said.
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Kamala Harris called Trump today, She conceded and then explained
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what the word conceded me. And see that's funny, Kimmel joked,
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I can't stay for another four years of this. My
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only request to President elect Trump is that he let
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me share a prison cell with Taylor Swift. I'm really
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good at making bracelets, and I think we get along
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just fine. Stephen Colbert said, Hey, there, how you doing.
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If you watch the show regularly, I'm guessing you're not
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doing great? Yeah? Me neither. Some people said to me, sorry,
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you have to do a show tonight, which is nice
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for them to say, but I don't have to do
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a show. I get to do a show. They'll be
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jokes because it's what we do. And I'll let you
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in down a little secret. No one gets into this
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business because everything in their life worked out great. So
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we're built for rough roads, you guys ready. Seth Meyer said,
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I don't think Donald Trump's a good person. I'll even
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go as far as saying he's a bad person. On
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my defense, I'm only basing that on everything I've ever
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been taught about what makes someone good or bad. This
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is real and something I accept. Half the country thinks
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he's a good person or don't care that he's not,
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and thinks he's a good person and because of that,
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he's going to be our president again. Jimmy Fallon hacked joke. Well, guys,
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last night in America decided to get back with a
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crazy X and elect Donald Trump as the forty seventh
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president of the United States. No matter who you voted for,
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I think we can all agree that it's going to
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be a rough Thanksgiving. I assume there's a punch line
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in there somewhere. Kim Oll then the next night went
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on about Elon Musk and said, at least my children
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like me, which, again, I guess there's a joke in
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there somewhere. Now you probably just heard that segment and
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think you know who I voted for. You're wrong. Just
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from a comedy standpoint, I think it's off tone right now.
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Joe Rogan had on commie and libertarian Dave Smith, who
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does a political podcast of sorts. I like listening to
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all sorts of things, and I have a brain. I
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can listen to things. Whether it's Joe Rogan or Steven Colbert.
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They might have different takes on things, and I listen
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to things and sometimes I go, huh, interesting point, and
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other times I listen to things, and I go, that's
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crazy talk. Rogan has advice for Trump and said, this
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is one of the first times ever where there's a
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real chance to make real, tangible change that's going to
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be for the good of everybody. He's got to unite people.
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He's got to not attack the left and not attack everybody.
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Let them all talk their crap, but unite now. It's
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time to unite everybody. Rogan said, it's Donald Trump as
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the messenger was so polarizing that people lost what's really
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going on just based on who this guy is. Just
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like Tony Hinchcliff is an insult comic, Donald Trump's entire
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career is you're fired. You're a loser. Rosie O'dnald's a loser.
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Like that's this whole stick. Recently, Rogan talked about Obama
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and said he didn't come through on a lot of things,
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but as far as like a representative of the United States,
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who better than Obama? He's the best of all time,
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the most educated and eloquent and even keeled, and he
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was a statesman and the way he spoke inspired confidence
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that truly the wisest among us is the king. I
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listened to a bunch of Rogan's. I don't know if
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it was the Dave Smith one or if it was
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Tim Dillon, or maybe a different one. But he pointed