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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. You know who's a crazy person, Johnny Mack.
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It's June sixteenth. I'm already freaking out that summer's half over.
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Part of that is it never stops raining here in
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the Northeast. Drewski has released the official trailer for The Diggers.
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The Diggers co stars Theo Vaughn and Shane Gillis. The
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movie he tells the story of Brandon Digger, a young
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man who inherits a funeral home upon his grandfather's death.
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And see his name is Digger. I see what you
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did there. However, Brandon finds himself in a bit of
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family drama as he learns that his brother in law
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played by Theo Vaughan, also inherited a stake in the
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family business and his father's wealth. They come to terms
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in their new partnership. Drewski and Vaughn's characters struggle to
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keep the family business afloat, and then they run into
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Shane Gillis's character, who is the medical examiner. Now this
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is interesting. I haven't tested this out yet, but the
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trailer caption says, the Digger's funeral home is open for business.
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For questions or general inquiries, please call us. And they
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gave a phone number. Should I give you the phone number?
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All right, you're on your own if you call this
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phone number. I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't
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know if you're gonna get something fun. I don't know
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if you're gonna get porn. I don't know if a
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Hitler is gonna answer the phone. It's probably a promo
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for the movie. But you're on your own here. If
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you call six six, two seven, three three zero one
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zero four, let me know what happens. If people are
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unsure what's going on here. THEO Vaughn teased the release
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back in October on his podcast. At that time, he
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had said, me and Drewski did a fake movie. It
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was like a fake movie that we made. So we'll
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see what's up there. Pretty interesting. Theovon Sheen gillis project
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that'll get noticed here on Daily Company News for sure.
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U Jim Gaffigan caught up with People magazine. He said,
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I feel like getting teenagers out of the house or
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out of bed on a weekend is a game in itself.
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So the game is like do you blackmail, do you motivate,
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do you inspire? Or do you just go full crazy?
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Here's what you do, Jim. I'll leave him alone. Jim
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admits the task of arrenting teenagers is such a minefield,
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and for me, there's the balancing act of you don't
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want to lose your mind, but you also have some
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sense of self respect, you know what I mean. People
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also asked Jim about his rituals. The last thing he
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does before he goes on stage, he drinks coffee and says,
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I'm such a slow talking Midwesterner. The pacing of a
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show is faster than I speak. The last time he scored.
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Husband points he brings his wife Jeanie, coffee every morning,
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but considering I travel constantly and she does ninety percent
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of all the things for five kids, it's very imbalanced.
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It's the least I can do. His last to do
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it yourself project. I'm not that handy. If the TV
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doesn't work, I just don't watch TV. My wife's like,
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why don't you just unplug it and plug it back in.
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I'm like that would mean standing up. And Jim's last obsession,
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he's still pushing this bourbon. Jim nobody cares, but he
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did the hit for people, so people waxed his car,
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and we're told Jim's current precious batch is called middle
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Child Mystery. And as you're drinking bourbon, don't you want
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to drink something called Middle Child Mystery? I mean, is
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there anything cooler than that? I mean maybe the Cold
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Bear Book Club is slightly cooler than Middle Child Mystery bourbon,
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but those have to be one and two. Limited quantities
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are available m HMM home delivery of thirty seven states,
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and you get in the stores in Michigan, Tennessee, and Kentucky.
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I had this in Friday's show, and then it got
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bounced because of the horrible Mulaney story I told you
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about with the death threats. So that was terrible. But
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Malanie was part of a comedian roundtable with the Hollywood Reporter.
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John said, I've learned that before someone can start giving notes,
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ask them questions about what they think you should do.
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You know, like, we have an astrologer coming on. Should
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I bring them on in the first act and have
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them sit there and we can bring out Gary Coleman
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and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Where do we bring the astrologer out?
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In the third act just start to give them ownership
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over something that isn't even in significant And John was
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asked what he can't believe he got away with on
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the show. He said, it's not so much getting away
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with it, but I really respect that they've had me
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have so many big music performances on because they have
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a lot of data about how music does on TV
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and it doesn't do as well as you might think.
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I'm dealing with a very data driven company that's kind
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of interesting to learn, just like where the gas and
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Break is of people tuning in and out, and it
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doesn't really color what we do, but it's interesting information
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to have. I remember Jim Brewer a million years ago
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when he had the afternoon show on Sirius Raw Dog
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and I was the program director of that station. He
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was like, don't we have ratings? And I told him,
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I'm like, Jim, you don't want ratings. The last thing
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you want is me coming to you and being like,
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you know people are tuning out during this segment. I'm like,
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enjoy the creative freedom you're getting paid. You don't need
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numbers anyway. Seth Rogan's part of this round table and
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was curious if Netflix tells Malaney about the stats and
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Lannie said, yeah, tune outs completions things like that. Like,
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I get it. You know, the stats are a good thing,
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but you look at them too closely, it can definitely
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interfere with the orts. I thought this was interesting too.
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You know, you hear about comedian theft and stay with
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me here. This is a total parallel thinking. So if
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you go on my threads feed maybe two weeks ago,
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you'll see I posted this. I was watching and Or
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the Star Wars thing and there was an actor in
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it who kind of looked like a young Roy Scheider,
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So I grabbed a screen grab of him and posted
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it and joked about my idea for Jaws zero, which
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is about a cop in the Bronx who's like had
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it and is debating should he take a job as
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a sheriff in a small town up in the Cape
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cod Right, So that was an original thought I had.
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Now Mullaney in this Hollywood reporter thing, and I can't
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say this loadly enough. John Mulaney did not rip me off.
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I'm not accusing John and Mullaney of stealing my joke,
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but I think it does illustrate parallel thinking, John Mullaney said,
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you know who I'd love to play is Chief Brody
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from Jaws, but in a prequel about his life in
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New York as a cop before he got to Amity Island.
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But I don't have the rights of the book, the movie,
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any piece of it. I'm putting that into the world
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because I don't want to do the legwork of running
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down any of the rights. But it's out there. I'm
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not sure mulaney would be right for that role, but
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I like the idea. It's a ridiculous idea. Here's an
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idea that I think is terrible. Mel Brooks, who turns
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ninety nine this month, will appear in Spaceballs Too. That's
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not the official title, that's the working titles. Spaceball's two
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will be in theaters in twenty twenty seven. We're told
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Brooks will reply as the role of Yogurt in the
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follow up to the nineteen eighty seven cult classic comedy
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spoofing Star Wars and other films of the era. I mean,
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it's just not a good idea. No love mil Brooks.
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But if you want proof of why this isn't a
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good idea, remember like two years ago we did History
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of the World Part two and it was awful. Right,
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there's no way Spaceball's two is going to be good.
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Here's a starter. John Candy's dead. Yeah, don't make it.
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Oh yeah. Joan Rivers was in it as the not
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quite c three po. Joan Rivers is also dead. Josh
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Gadd is scheduled to be in this one. I don't know.
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Just don't make it. Taylor Thomason wrapped up her show.
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She explained why she chose to step down and said
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it was just not sustainable for me, so I guess
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touring pays better than CBS. It was my dream that
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I get to finish out the season and hand it
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off to a new host. I really wanted CBS to
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replace me because I think there were so many amazing
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comedians who would have done a great job with the show.
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I bet if we live long enough, we'll see a
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third version of at Midnight. It's a relatively inexpensive format
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to make. Jerry Seinfeld has extended his residency at the
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Beacon Theater ten new shows October twenty four and twenty five,
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December nineteen and twenty January nine to ten. Nice gig
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if you're Jerry Reeltar dot Com tells us. In nineteen
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ninety eight, Jerry purchased a duplex apartment just steps from
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the American Museum of Natural History in Central Park, a
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nice part of town if you can afford that, and
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if you're listening to this podcast, you can't. But if
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you were to walk from Jerry's apartment to the beaconputer,
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that's an eleven minute walk according to Google. It's a
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seven minute drive according to Google. But if you're a
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real New Yorker, there's no way you're picking a seven
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minute drive over an eleven minute walk, because in New
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York City, a seven minute drive could easily become a
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thirty five minute drive. If you can do it on foot,
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do it on foot. Shout out to Mark, who listens
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to the show every day and was kind enough to
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send me a note on the side, a little QC
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quality control issue. You know, sometimes Johnny blows an edit,
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sometimes things happen, and Mark was kind enough to hit
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me on the side, be like, hey, you might always
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take a listening around a minute thirty five to one
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of the recent shows, So I appreciate you, Mark, Hope
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you're doing well. Let's hit gossip Corner. The Animal Rescue
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League of Iowa shared a photo on social media of
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Matt Rife and puppies. I bet that got a lot
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of likes. The post said, these puppies got a fun
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night out this weekend. They got to meet comedian Matt Rife.
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We got a request to schedule a cuddle break for
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VIP ticket holders at Matt's Des Moines tour stop, and
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we're happy to bring these little ones out. The puppies
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enjoyed lots of cuddles from VIP ticket holders. They got
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to go backstage and hang out with Matt. They had
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a great time getting love and giving kisses. One pop
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even dozed off in Matt Rife's arms. Thanks for having us,
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Matt Rife. Las Vegas Weekly wrote about the Las Vegas
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version of the comedy seller You'll find this one in
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the rio, We're told when they opened that location in
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twenty eighteen, they had a challenge, how do you bring
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the field to the newer club to Vegas without losing
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its edge and soul. I agree that is a mighty challenge.
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Owner known to Warman says in New York, most of
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our shows are sold out before we even announce the
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line up because they trust our brand. If somebody's funny
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in New York, they're funny in Vegas. It's very challenging
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to run a place the way I like to run
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a place from twenty five hundred miles away, which has
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a lot of attention to service and customer satisfaction. I
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decided it was the wisest thing to really partner with
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a casino. They're in the hospitality business and would take
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care of the day to day challenges that I would
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risk if I were not able to check in on
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out myself. That's smart. A lot of our crowd comes
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in knowing what they're going to get. Sometimes they've never
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even been to a comedy club before. It takes them
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a couple of minutes to go, oh, we can laugh
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at that. If they've only seen comedy on social media.
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They're pleasantly overwhelmed by the live experience. It's much more
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visceral than seeing it on a phone. They do nightly
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shows at seven and nine thirty, and that is your
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comedy news for a Monday. Summer's almost over. I'm freaking out.
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It's got to stop raining. I need beach days. See
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tomorrow