Theo Von reportedly out over $400,000 for This Past Weekend

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Caloroga Shark Media. I don't know
how to do this. My mom passed

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away on Thursday, and at some
point the podcast test to go on.

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I come from show business, and
the show must go on. I also

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find it a therapeutic to try and
keep my life normal as possible during troubling

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times with these, So that's why
you got the generic episode yesterday that had

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been sitting in the can for at
least six months. But that's what that

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was for. Heading forward here,
it's Friday, around one eastern. I'm

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going to try and record a bunch
of these for the next few days,

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so I'm sure you'll understand if my
rhythm is a little off, if the

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stories aren't as timely as usual.
I just spent the morning writing a few

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episodes, and I can tell my
writing isn't a short as usual, and

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I'm moving things around. I'm okay. I feel like Rocky mid Round,

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not the twelve round Rocky. I
feel like I took a punch to the

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face and got knocked down and got
up and did the motion with the gloves

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of hey, come get me again. So I'm going to be all right

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here. I know you all downloaded
a comedy podcast, and you're getting this

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at the first two minutes. But
again, I'm sure you can understand.

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So what I'm going to try and
do here is barrel through and see if

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I can summon up my normal,
vaguely bimuse delivery. And a lot of

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times I find doing something like that
will help me actually feel better. Just

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by pretending everything's okay, then I'll
start to feel okay. So let me

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switch my delivery and just jump in
the pool. Now you didn't hear there

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was me staring at the screen for
forty five seconds trying to find my fastball.

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All right, let's do this.
Did you see TikTok might get banned

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of the United States? Seth Meyer
said, Hey, if you guys are

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worried about the Chinese gathering information about
Americans, wait to hear who makes the

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phone. It's a good joke.
Fallin. Then Alexa was like, yeah,

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TikTok, that's the one that's spying
on you. Bannett Desi Leideg hosted

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the Daily Show for most of the
week. She was reacting to new teenagers

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calling their congressperson and said that's how
you know this issue is important, and

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forced gen Z to make their very
first phone call, and you know,

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congressmen must have been ticked with teenagers
blowing up their phones all day. I

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mean, well, Matt Gates didn't
mind ouch. Jimmy Carr will have a

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new special. I'm excited. He
is one of my favorites. Natural Born

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Killer premieres on Netflix April sixteenth.
There is a clip in which Jimmy Carr

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offers his take on how to apologize
for jokes. I didn't pull that.

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Let me see if I can find
it. Well, here it is.

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You can't go round apologizing for jokes. They're jokes. So I've got a

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plan. The next time I get
canceled over a joke, the next time

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upset people with a joke, I'm
gonna come out on the day of the

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cancelation. I'm gonna make a statement, a public statement. I'm gonna say

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I've rehearsed this, I'm gonna say
I'm sorry, and the people that I've

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offended will say, you don't really
mean that apology, and I'll say,

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so, you're saying I could say
something and not mean it. Now you

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gain it. Not bad. But
that's Jimmy at about fifteen percent of what

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he can do. I am a
big fan of his. I'm looking forward

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to that one Natural Born Killer Jimmy
Corus fourth special for Netflix. The others

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are called his Dark Material, the
best of Ultimate Gold, Greatest Hits,

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and Funny Business. Greg Gutfeld is
going on tour. I know, aren't

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you excited me too? It's the
Gutfeld Live twenty twenty four tour, five

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dates including Las Vegas, The Other
City's, Durham of Fort Lauderdale, and

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Red Bank, New Jersey. Maybe
I'll have to pop on by. Special

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packages in some of the shows include
premium seating and access to a pre show

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sound check. Really, I mean, if it were I don't know,

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Pearl GM and you could go to
the sound check. That's cool, Greg

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Gutfeld sound check going testing one two
check check? Can you hear me?

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Has it sound good? Hey?
You see President Biden did something dumb?

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Yuck? Yuck? I mean,
what is a comedy soundcheck? I'll tell

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you I've been at a comedy soundcheck. I just did it for you.

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Don't spend money on that Fox News
personality. Tom Shalou is built as a

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special guest at each of Guttfeld's Summer
twenty twenty four tour dates can't Wait.

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ABC's executive vice Presidents of Unscripted and
Alternative Entertainment, Rob Mills. Here's a

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title. He was singing Jimmy Kimmel's
praises. He spoke to Variety and said

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he planned to beg Jimmy Kimmel to
host the Oscars again next year and said

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if he wants to sign a lifetime
contract, I would love that. Jimmy's

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got this down, He's got the
playbook perfected. I think Jimmy is the

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right choice for that show. Now, did Mulaney crush Yes, But Blaney

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could host the Emmys. I want
to see Joe Cooy get another shot at

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the Golden Globes. You know,
Joe Cooy. He said this really horrible,

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terrible joke about Taylor Swift. Dare
I play it? I don't want

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to offend Taylor, but here,
let's listen the big difference between the Golden

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Globes and the NFL. On the
Golden Globes, we have fewer cameras shots

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of Taylor Swift. So that's my
vote. All right, Let's have Mulaney

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do the Emmys, Kimmel does the
Oscars. Joe Cooyd as the Golden globes.

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Leave it alone. It's all working
missus. Jimmy Kimmel. Molly mckenary,

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who produced this year's said I'd obviously
be honored to do it, but

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I don't know. I feel like
we've done a great job. We had

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four good ones, and maybe let
someone else try it now. Hmm.

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He'll do it also, he'll extend
his late night show. What else are

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you going to do all day?
Stephen Colbert is setting up a political fundraiser,

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described by some as being the most
lucrative political fundraiser ever. Your guests

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at New York City's Radio City Music
Hall later this month will be Stephen Colbert,

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Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and
Bill Clinton. The security will be

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around the block and then some for
that one. Tickets range from two hundred

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and fifty dollars, which is less
than Sting is charging. I want to

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Sting. I love the police,
Stings going out with a trio. I

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was a little late hitting ticketmaster for
reasons, I explained at the top of

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the show, and by the time
I got it, tickets were two hundred

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and eighty nine dollars and I'm like
Sting lovey but not paying that anyway,

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Biden, Obama, Kober or Clinton
two hundred and fifty to five hundred thousand

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dollars apiece. Now for five hundred
thousand dollars, I want access to the

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sound check. Those contributing one hundred
grand or more will have the opportunity to

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have their photo taken together with the
three presidents. This is March twenty eighth

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at Radio City Music Hall. See
if there are tickets on sale and stub

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Hub at being get in for fifteen
dollars. You never know. Bill Maher

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will be on for at least two
more seasons. Here's another one of those

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titles. HBO Programming, Late Night
and Special chief Nina Rosenstein said for twenty

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two seasons. Accounting Bill Maher remains
a uniquely powerful voice in politics and culture.

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Real time is the rare place where
people can both disagree and find common

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ground, which is more vital than
ever. We're thrilled to continue working with

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Bill and his incredibly talented team for
two more seasons. Bill Maher said,

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two more years in the dream job
of a lifetime on the network so many

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dream of being on. I think
that's what we call a no brainer.

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John Oliver has also been extended three
seasons. He'll be on through at least

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twenty twenty six. Saturday Night Live
has announced two more guest hosts April sixth,

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Kristin Wig, April thirteenth, Ryan
Gosling. There's a great new website

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called Late Nighter that covers late night
and they say, as of Wednesday morning,

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Scarlett Johansson's impression of Alabama Senator what's
her name? That woman, Hey,

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I'm running at half speed here today. Got me some slack, you

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know the senator she made fun of
that that had been viewed five point four

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million times on YouTube. That makes
it one of only four clips to break

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the five million views mark. The
other is Protective Mom two. I don't

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remember that Washington's dream that was Naperghatzy
and I'm just Pete to Pete being Pete

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Davidson. Jimmy Fallon has confirmed that
he'll be one of the hosts of NBC's

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coverage of the Paris Olympics closing ceremony
on August eleventh. And a little Inside

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Baseball. This from Bloomberg, a
podcast production company that was accused by THEO

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Vaughn and others of owing content creator
millions of dollars has filed bankruptcy in California.

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Through the filing, we learned that
Cast Media owed THEO Vonn's company four

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hundred and fifty six three hundred and
ninety eight dollars. OU see, this

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is making me feel better already.
Kyle Kenneine is on Neil Brennan's podcast this

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week. Didn't get to it for
reasons previously explained. Good wishes to Olivia

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Munn, the girlfriend of John mulaney. She announced on Instagram she was diagnosed

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with breast cancer last year. She
said, I'm thankful to my friends and

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family for loving me through this.
I'm so thankful to John m'lany for the

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nights he spent researching what every operation
and medication meant and what side effects and

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recovery I could expect, for being
there before I went into each surgery,

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and being there when I woke up, always placing frame photos of our little

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boy, Malcolm so it would be
the first thing I saw when I opened

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my eyes. M'lani tagged the comment
and said, thank you for fighting so

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hard to be here for us,
malcol and I adore you heart emoji now.

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Originally this was in Friday Script but
there was no Friday episode for reasons

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already explained. But Joe Coy played
Kansas City Thursday night, so this would

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have made more sense then. But
let's have some fun with it. The

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headline from The Kansas City Star Taylor
Swift fans were so mad at Joe Koy

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for Golden Globes joke. Now he's
coming to KC. Now you might be

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thinking, why would anyone be mad
at Joe Cooy? What could he possibly

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have said that would infuriate people?
Well? Wait, do you hear this?

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Uh? The big difference between the
Golden Globes and the NFL. On

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the Golden Gloves, we have fewer
climber shots of Taylor Swift. Casey Star

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reminds us Taylor Swift didn't smile,
She just shipped her champagne. The Star

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tried to interview Joe Coy to ask
him about his vicious joke, but his

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representative said he didn't have time to
talk because of his busy schedule. Okay,

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jan the Rock says, Kevin Hart's
got a small butt? What?

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Yes, he was onn Drew Barrymore's
show. She brought up how Kevin Hart

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convinced Dueene the Rock Johnson to show
off his beer butt in the twenty sixteen

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comedy Central movie Intelligence Now. The
Rock was asked to describe Kevin Hart's butt,

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The Rock says, wildly small and
muscular. Maybe net your comedy needs

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for today see Tomorrow.