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Callaroga Shark Media.
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Hey there, Johnny mac vera. What show am I hosting?
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Daily comedy news. I just recorded like seven episodes of
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the other show I host, which is called Five Good
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News Stories, and on the fly, I came up with
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five Good News Halloween Stories. I'll have episode one of
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Halloween Stories on the five Good News Stories feed on Wednesday.
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And I got silly because I found a list of
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the knockoff costumes that are out, you know, like Red
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Plumber with mustache from video game, that kind of stuff,
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and I had so much fun doing that. So I'm
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a little loose. My voice is shot because I voiced
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seven of those, but a lot of fun. So check
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out Five Good News Stories today Sunday. So there is
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an episode of five Good News Christmas Stories in the
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same feed that shows a lot of fun to do.
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Later today at noon Eastern, I will have my interview
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with Julie Sebas. She's the producer of the Mark Marin
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documentary Are We Good? That's out later this week. So
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we'll see some Mark maren stories in the news, including
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here's one not about the documentary, but whyatt Sanac was
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on Mark Malkoff's Inside Late Night podcast this week. I
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haven't had a chance to listen to this one, been
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busy with the camel. But you heard Malcoff was on
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this very program earlier in the week. Hey Mike from
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the Letterman podcast? Did you hear me do this very program?
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That's a lettermanism? So when I say Dave is in
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my brain. I heard Dave say that in like nineteen
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eighty four, and it's in my brain. I digress. Whyatt
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Sanac has been publicly critical of his former boss John
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Stewart before Why it was a Daily Show correspondent Now?
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He claimed on Malcoff's Inside Late Night podcast that why
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It was the CONSIGLIERI between John Stuart and Mark Maron
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ahead of their one attempt to bury the hatchet. Why
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it tells the story. Maren reached out to me to
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ask if I could broke her a conversation with him
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and John Stuart because he wanted to get John on
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his podcast so they could talk about the beef. And
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so then I was the CONSIGLIERI firm Maren and went
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to John put them in conversation. This is years ago,
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when I was still on the Daily Show. Maren and
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John talk. I hear they're both sides of it. I
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may be the one person who heard the aftermath from
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both of them. I hear John's side of it, and
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John was like, I'm not gonna do his podcast. He
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just wants me to do the podcast so that gets
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numbers for his podcast. I don't want to do that.
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Stuart offered to have coffee with Maren to hash out
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the beef privately. Wyatt says Stuart told him he doesn't
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want to grab coffee with me. Now. The Maren's side
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is apparently the exact same thing to which White said
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to me was like, oh, you two are the same.
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I think they both see each other as a threat.
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I'm hoping that John goes on Maren's podcast before Maren's
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podcast ends. Maren in July was on NPR's wild Card
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podcast when Maren said, there was a jealousy to it,
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but it got consuming but on a long time, and
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he knew it and we had confrontations about it, and
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we're not friends, Maren said. Stuart told them at the time,
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I'm cleaning this up a little. Hey, I don't know
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if you remember, you know what a jerk you were
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to be back in the day. There's a no loave
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here Man Maren in twenty twelve told Rolling Stone that
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Stuart said, luck, I've always thought you were very creative,
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and I'm sure whatever you're doing is nice, and if
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you want to have coffee, it might be only do that.
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But neither Man followed up why Att's take on all this,
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if Mark had gotten the Daily Show, John would be
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a guy with a podcast that turned into this thing.
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I feel like the reason the beef exists is because
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they're so similar. Sanac appeared on Mark Marron's podcast in
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twenty fifteen when he called John Stewart out for telling
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him to f off for challenging a joke. The host
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told in the writer's room that the then Daily Show
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correspondent felt was racially insensitive. I'm grabbing that episode right now.
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I've been loading up my podcast app with old Mark
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Maron episodes because I fear they're going to like disappear
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or go behind a paywall or something. So I'm grabbing
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that right now as I record, like seriously, I have
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my phone in my hand. Here it is episode six,
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twenty two July twenty second, twenty fifteen, one hour, forty
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one minutes. I have downloaded it when I'm listening to
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all these things, I don't know, but someday I'm going
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to listen to that podcast because it's now on my phone,
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Sanac claimed. John Stewart was more concerned with the fact
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that Sanac used Maren's platform, wanted to amplify the issue
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when they finally spoke about it on Inside Late Night
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with Mark Malcoff and you can hear the Mark Malcoff
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episode of Daily Comedy. It was earlier in the week.
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It was one of the nine hundred bonuses I put out.
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We discussed it the tiniest bit, but it was really
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more about him not understanding why went on Marin Show
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to talk about it, and was really more about his
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issues with Maren and he felt Maren was manipulating me
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because he and Maren of beef. We got to get
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these two in a room anyway, if you like maren conversation,
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come back at noon today one of those bonus episodes.
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Julie Seabaugh is the producer on Are We Good? The
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Mark Maren documentary. The re Odd Comedy Festival is continuing.
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Many of your favorite comedians are there. Zach Woods went
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on social media put on a seatbelt before I play
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this audio for you. Are you ready? Are you strapped in?
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Are you ready? Here's Zach Woods.
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Guys. It's that special time of year. It's the re
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Od Comedy Festival, and all of your favorite comedians are
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performing at the pleasure of Turkey. I'll shake. And he
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is the head of the entertainment authority over there, and
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he has so many people thrown in prison because they
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tweeted stuff he didn't like about the soccer team or
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whatever that there's a wing of a prison nicknamed after
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him where they hang people by their heels from the ceiling. Now,
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there's a lot of drips, killed Joys and DUIs Bozoids
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who are saying, oh, they shouldn't do comedy over there,
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because it's a whitewashing, a regime that just in June
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killed a journalist and killed Jamal Koshogi and played a
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big role in nine to eleven. Shut up. Name one
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comedian who hasn't hoard themselves out to a dictator. Sinbad
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in the eighties would go perform for dying Nazis hidden
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out in Argentina. Mister Bean would do private shows for
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Edi A Mean Me and Bibi Netanya, who have collaborated.
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I pitched him a prank show called The West Bank
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where it's hilarious, like people in masks show up and
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eject people from their homes and they're terrified. They just
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traumatize these families and then they can never come home.
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And it's been going on for years. But this season
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has been like Action Pact and it's apprenticeship, but there's
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also a true crime element because it violates international law
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and people have been killed a lot. Let's not get
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our you know, moral pennies yanked up, wedged high in
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uh in our rumps. Human Rights Watch has been begging
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the comedians not to participate in the whitewashing of the
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horrors that are ongoing in Saudi Arabia. Ugh, what a
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cock block human Rights Watch is for comedy. Let's have
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some fun, let's have some yucks, and let's not look
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too closely at anything. I'm a hypocrite too.
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At the Riodd Comedy Festival today, a Zi's and sorry,
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a lot of people say he's an upstanding guy. He's
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definitely not canceled. He's at the Riodd Comedy Festival today.
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Also there are Kevin Hort, who clearly needs the money.
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Do you think Kevin Hart is loaded? Does Kevin Hort
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ever tell you that he's working somewhere? Does Kevin Hort
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ever talk about having a billion dollars?
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Now?
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Kevin Hart needs the money, so you can understand Kevin Hort.
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Today at the Reodd Comedy Festival, there nimsh Patel The
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Times of London was wondering, well, Jimmy Carr, who's been
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in trouble over here in London for some of his
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knowingly edgy one liners be taken on his own terms,
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with gags such as what's the difference between a lentil
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and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn't pay two hundred pounds
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to have a lentil on me. Think about it. I
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didn't tell it. Well you'll get it. Jimmy Carr is
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appearing in a double bill with Louis c K, who
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we talked about on yesterday's podcast, The Times of London
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reminds us. Louis c K's reputation took a nose dive
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after female colleagues came forward to say he had asked,
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you know, to entertain himself in front of the ladies.
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Oma Jullillys had tweeted I'm at the Riod Comedy Festival
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in Saudi Arabia October first. Naturally, a little nervous as
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the Saudis remove any image with nudity in your possession
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before coming into the country where it is. Louis c
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k is at the airport right now having his retin
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is removed. The Times of London tells us the Global
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Expression Report is an annual look at the right to
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free expression and information. They rank Saudi Arabia as one
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hundred and forty ninth out of one hundred and sixty
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one country that it does place at two places above Russia.
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North Korea is in one hundred and sixty first. No
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word yet on if Bill Burr is playing the North
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Korea Comedy Festival. I don't think he is, but I
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will check. Not sure what the dates are for that
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one this year. Jeff Ross, he's going to be at
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the Riod Comedy Festival. He also has a new deal
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with Netflix, so his one man show on Broadway that
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ended last week. However, they were smart and last night
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they recorded the three o'clock and seven to thirty PM show.
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They're going to turn that into a Netflix special. So
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you know, in a little while, you're gonna be able
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to sit home and watch Jeff Ross. In the meantime,
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if you want to see Jeff Ross live, hop on
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a plane and hit the Riod Comedy Festival. We've got
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a conspiracy, and Johnny Mack loves a conspiracy. You know
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who was announced as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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on Thursday was Peyton Manning. However, Peyton Manning was not
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on the actual show. Instead, we got the previously unannounced
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Julia Louis Dreyfus along with Oscar Nuniez from the paper.
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It is unclear why Peyton Manning didn't make the recording.
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I hope he's feeling okay. I hope everything's okay with
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his family. He's a businessman, and hope he wasn't worried
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about upsetting some people cancel for that reason. We'll find out. Anyway,
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Peyton Manning was booked on Jimmy Kimmela and didn't make
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his hit. Hope everything's okay. Jimmy Kimmel's in Brooklyn this
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upcoming week. Guests include Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, Ryan Reynolds,
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Emily Blunt, Jeremy Allen White, Kamail Nanjianni, even Moss Bockerack,
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Josh Johnson, Spike Lee, and Stephen Colbert. Now that will
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be interesting. JD. Vance, he's the Vice president of the
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United States. He said he would love Jimmy Kimmel to
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apologize to Erica Kirk and the people that he the
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Vice President's were here slandered. After Jimmy Kimmel returned to
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the airwaves on Tuesday, vice President said he meaning Kimmel.
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He tries to say he told a joke. He didn't
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tell a joke. He was actually accusing right wing America,
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conservative America of killing Charlie Kirk. We now know that's false.
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Charlie Kirk was murdered by a left wing assassin who
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was radicalized by some other rhetoric that we see coming
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from the far left. Now, I don't want to play
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the clip for the nine million time, but if I
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remember correctly, Jimmy Kimmel said that some people were trying
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to make it as clear as possible that it was
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not the right wing who assassinated Charlie Kirk. So, mister
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Vice President, you and Jimmy Kimmel are actually aligned here.
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If you'd take the minute to listen to what the
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man said. The Vice President said, when you accuse the
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people who have been holding prayer vigils, who had been
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praying about Charlie Kirk, you accuse them of killing Charlie
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Kirk when we know it was a left wing assassin,
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you're actually apologizing for his murder. You're encouraging more of
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that violence to happen. That's not at all what mister
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Kimmel said. Do you need me to play the clip.
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I'll play the clip. Mister Vice President, here's the clip.
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You're actually aligned with him. Listen to the I'm fired up,
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listen to the bleeping words. Dude.
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We hit some new lows over the weekend with the
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Magga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered
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Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and
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everything they can to score political points from.
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It tells you I was punchy. Remember Theovaughn called out
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the Department of Homeland Security? What is this show turned into?
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How are we even talking about these topics? Today's topics
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are the Vice president, a horrible murder, the Department of
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Homeland Security, and the Riot Comedy Festival. What is going
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on in comedy. THEOVONN had called out the Department of
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Homeland Security for using footage of THEOVONN to tout deportations.
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That video had featured THEOVONN saying I urge you got deported, dude. Bye.
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THEOVAUGHN was like, yo, DHS, I didn't approve to be
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used in this. I know you know my address. We'll
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send a check and please take this down. Please keep
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me out of your banger deportation videos. When it comes
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to immigrations, my thoughts and harder, a lot more nuanced