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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, summer finally came to where I live.
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I am so excited, and I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news Late night. Had a pretty good week.
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Let's do some late night jokes. Haven't done this for
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a while, Jimmy Fallon said. The White House is now
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claiming that over two hundred and fifty thousand people attended
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the parade last weekend. Yeah, it was an estimate, give
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or take two hundred and fifty thousand. John Stewart said
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it was less a show of overwhelming force and more
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like a military museum getting at its steps. Did you
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see Trump is coming out with a phone? Seth Meyers
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at the Trump Organization today unveiled plans for a new
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Trump mobile phone service. Best of all, you won't have
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any need for a friends and family plan allan. A
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lot of words come to mind when you think of Trump,
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but mobile is not really one of them. It's the
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perfect phone to call your friends. It'd be like, yeah,
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I'm at the parade, there's no one here. Switching topic,
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Seth Meyers said, Trump is reportedly considering joining the war
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between Israel and Iran, and you might not like it.
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But he did say over and over again during the
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campaign America Third, Colbert, the thing is Trump being bunkerbuster
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curious is a shock to some people because one of
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the things that America First supposedly meant was keeping American
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troops out of foreign wars, so we can send more
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of them to Los Angeles, you know, send them to
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America first. All right, send your letters to those guys.
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You're gonna be mad. You need a Biden joke to
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keep this thing balanced. All right. Did you see Biden
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stumbled onto the set of Reacher. That's a real thing
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that happened. They were filming Reacher in Philadelphia and Joe
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Biden showed up. Long story, Google it, The late Bot said.
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Hunter Biden was impressed with the action scenes, but thought
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they needed more laptops. Late Bot again. New season Pitch,
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Reacher tracks down a fugitive, only to find out the
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President already pardoned him invited him with thanksgiving Late Bot again.
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Insiders say Hunter Biden was impressed with the explosions, but
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disappointed no one offered him a role as guy who
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misplaces important evidence. Send your letters to the late Bot.
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Now we've offended everybody. Let's move on. Or maybe not.
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THEO Vaughan is speaking out about the potential US involvement
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in the conflict, saying, quote, he doesn't understand why America
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will get involved in a milie's fight. On his podcast,
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and this story is making the rounds as I record
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this afternoon, he address the possibility that Israel is trying
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to get the United States into a war with Iran.
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I don't trust the Israeli leader at all, said Vaughan.
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I don't believe anything the guy says, and I don't
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think our soldiers should have to go and defend stuff
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that they start. I'm not a soldier, so I'm obviously
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speaking out of turn. I'm not even brave enough to serve.
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So there's that element. But this is kind of how
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I feel, I guess. So it's like, yeah, when do
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I speak? When do I say that? Because you know,
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because it feels like they're trying to push Trump to
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go do that, and it's like who makes that choice?
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Does he make that choice? And then what do we get?
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You know, what's the win for us? We're just involved
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in some other thing while we have suffering here at home.
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In more fun topics in Great News, Tom Sigor is
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Bad Thoughts has been renewed for a second season. I
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had a nice moment with my son the other day.
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We were sharing a little whiskey and I was telling
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him about the show, and I said, it's very funny
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and it's very adult, and we will never speak of
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it it. Sigora shared a video of him breaking the
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news to his mother. Tom said, I'm so excited. She's
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definitely not happy with it. It was such a thrill
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to get the opportunity to entertain and horrify audiences with
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our very Bad Thoughts on Netflix. We're all excited to
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push things further with season two. I promise your family
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will not approve of what we do. Netflix shared the
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video and they tagged it sorry to Tom Sigora's mom.
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Bad Thoughts is coming back for season two. No release
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date on that. I discovered is the wrong word. I
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was watching Netflix and I got to the end of
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Tires episode six, and I was like, all right, that
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was pretty good. There's six more episodes. I thought it
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was a six episode season because season one was six episodes.
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It's twelve episodes, so I basically have a bonus season
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of Tires to get to Shane Gillis Tires on Netflix.
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That and Sigora and the Conan Thing are the three
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funniest things of the year, all on Netflix. Good job there.
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Dred Carmichael did an interview with The Hollywood Reporter. I
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found his first answer here really odd. The question from
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the Hollywood Reporter Ubye Gay is almost disarmingly frank about sex.
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What made you want to go there with your first
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hour since Nathaniel? A right fine question. Now listen to
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this answer. I don't know what to make of it,
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Drod said. I like speaking explicitly about sex. It's exciting
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because it's the complete opposite of my life. For many,
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many years it was all suppression. Now, especially being in
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a relationship, I feel compelled to articulate the experience. I
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guess I hadn't heard that a lot in comedy. And
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that's funny because in a sense, it's what you wanted
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from Louis c. K. He was going around the edges
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of truly articulating sexual experiences. But there's that glaring truth
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that he didn't acknowledge. The same thing with Bill Cosby.
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Cosby is truly a master of the craft. But now
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it's like you hear it and you're like, man, Wow,
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you didn't really acknowledge what you were doing. Those are
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really scaring things. I don't know what to make of that,
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especially on the Cosby front. Now, I do have a
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Bill Cosby story that I'm not going to tell until
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mister Cosby passes away, but I will tell you that
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story someday. It was quite eye opening personal experience on
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I had with mister Cosby, who I interacted with at
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least three times. A story for another day. So draw
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continued and said, even with a ZS. When we had
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the Babe dot Net situation, he made a special Spike Jones.
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It was well done, but it wasn't quite exactly what
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you wanted. You wanted him to. Well, you want anyone
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to come up and say, here's what happened. That's one
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of the things I admire about Richard Pryor. He'd come
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out on stage and be like, Hey, here's what's going
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on with me? Anything happening with him in public, he'd
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address it and work it out through comedy is doing
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what I wish my father, both my actual father and
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comedy forefathers would do. It's a vulnerable thing. The women
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in comedy, the best of the best have dealt with
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really vulnerable things, from Ellen to Tig and made it hilarious.
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I just feel compelled to do it, and I'm excited
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to do it a little nervous obviously about saying it
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and putting it out into the world. I don't know
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what to make of all that. Yeah, I just I
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don't have any comment. Be curious what you think. Share
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your thoughts on the Facebook group Dilly Comedy News podcast group.
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Really really interesting there. I'm not sure what he wanted
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to seek, is these of those guys to do or
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Bill cous what's Bill Cosby gotta do? Come out and do?
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Never mind. Jeff Ross was on with Jimmy Kimmel. Jeff
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shared a joke his doctor delivered to Jeff Ross when
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telling Jeff Ross that he had colon cancer. Ross said,
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my oncologist was like, Jeff, good news and bad news.
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The bad news is you're gonna need six months of chemo.
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The good news is you lost your hair a long
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time ago. That's brutal. Jeff said, I was already in
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my fifties. I'd never gotten a colin oscopy. I went in,
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I had no symptoms, and I had a tumor in
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my colon. You always think it's never gonna happen to you,
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and it happened to me. Now I have a semi colon.
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All right? What waw? Jeff addresses his cancer diagnosis in
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his one man show, Jeff Ross, Take a Banana for
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the Ride. It'll be on Broadway this summer. Jeff says,
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I don't want the show to be Maudlin, but I
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think it's important to address it. Norm MacDonald was very
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private and hit his sickness. I didn't think that was
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fair to the audience and his friends. So I'm putting
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it out there, but I don't want people to feel
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sorry for me. It's going to be a very empowering
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and bold statement on how to get through tough times.
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All right. If you're planning on seeing Devin Walk and
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Michael Longfellow in Philadelphia this weekend, you're not. They have
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canceled a pair of stand up dates. They are showing
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support for striking and terminated staffers at the venue where
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they were going to perform. Apparently, what has happened here?
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Several employees at Philadelphia's World Cafe Live walked out during
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a performance by Suzanne Vega they have accused the venue's
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new management of fostering a hostile work environment and failing
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to deliver timely accurate pay. Management responded the next day.
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According to this version, apparently management then let a dozen
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people go and ban them from the venue. Walker on
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Instagram said, in light of the labor disputed of the venue,
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we've decided to cancel the Philly show this weekend. We're
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working on getting another date in the city later this year.
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Brett Goldstein is hard to get secrets out of. He
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was speaking to Variety. They were curious about the new
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season of Shrinking. Michael J. Fox is a guest star.
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Jeff Daniels and Cannis Bergen also appear. Goldstein said, being
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on set with Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox doing
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a scene, you're like, am my tripping at my back
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in my bedroom in the eighties. But it wouldn't give
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any details about it about Ted Lasso. You're gonna tell
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us about Ted Lasso, Brett said, Obviously, I can't tell
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you a single thing about it, of course, but we're
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working on it and it's good. It's exciting to have
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everyone back together. I put the spin on the word
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everyone there. Bill Lawrence talked about the Scrubs reboot and said,
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I hate the narrative, like, oh, the ninth year sucked,
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it's sour grapes whatever. I'm lucky to have done it.
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I didn't get to work on that season as much,
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but the writing staff did a great job. If it
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had been a spin off called Scrubs Med or Scrubs
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Med School, it wouldn't have been judged as horsehly. But
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I understand the business of that decision. Yeah, season nine.
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You know, it's different that the show had kind of
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wrapped up and then ABC brought it back, and I
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know at the time they wanted to call it something
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like Scrubs Met and the network's like, no, no, no, Scrubs.
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Season nine is fine. It's just it's different. It's like
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kind of like after Scrubs. Of the reboot, Lawrence says,
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this one is also called Scrubs and it starts with
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j D and Turk, although this version will try to
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capture the same humor and heart as the original run.
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We catch up with JD fifteen years later and has
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been beaten down by the system. Bill explains the hardest
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part is that Zach and Donald have aged people still
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have that affinity and love for that goofy youthfulness. That's
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why the T mobile commercials work well. But if I
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saw two guys in their late forties early fifties doing
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World's most Giant Doctor and carrying each other around all
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the time, I'd go, what is going on? To see
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what that friendship looks like at their age, and take
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a comedic look at what medicine has become since those
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kids started out as interns, and see how our people
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would look at it, deal with it and try to
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remain optimistic. Is their main objective. I'll share with you
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my wife is a physician, and she was an intern
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when Scrubs came on, and she for decades said Scrubs
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was actually the most realistic medical show because of you know,
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take all the broad comedy out of it, but just
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the background stuff of like how the hospital operated. She
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said it was the most realistic that has now been
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superseded by the Pit where I was fun to watch
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the pit with her because she would just comment and
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be like, Oh, yeah, they're doing this, they're doing this.
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It was very realistic, according to doctor Mac. Back to
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Bill Lawrence, he says, I'll tell you the people I
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based the original characters on, like the real JD Doctor
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Jonathan Doris is still the medical advice on the show,
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and it's still a cardiologist and a heart surgeon in LA.
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But the real Elliott, who was Doris's wife, doctor Dolly Clock,
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is no longer in medicine because it got to be
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too much for her. She wanted to do other things
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that we're equally as philanthropic. She does this education thing
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for adolescents and kids now. So to look at how
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the system not only changed, but it's beaten some of
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these people down, how they retain their optimism with a
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wave of new young characters has been really fun. My
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hope would be that we established where everybody from the
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original show is, whether they're still with us at the
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hospital or not. That would be great. Bill says, I
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hope Ken Jenkins as doctor Bob Kelso, who's eighty four now,
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is able to come play with us a little bit.
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He's a little older, but we love him so much.
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Don't expect Scrubs two O to feature the kids. Bill says,
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I think it's inevitable that Jad and Elliott's kid made compearances,
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but Scrubs is first and foremost a workplace comedy. So
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I think we're going to keep it that. I'm looking
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forward to that. And that is your comedy news for today.
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And I'm always honest with you guys about the shows
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right when I go, Hey, this weekend's pretty good. This
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week this weekend, it's a lot of filler stories. It's,