Tim Dillon makes three generations mad, Joe Rogan's nuclear war fears

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Callaroga Shark Media, have me a
clips day. I'm Chuckie Mack with your

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daily comedy news. I just recorded
an episode of five Good News Stories,

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Number five Good News Stories, and
the first story there is all about the

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eclipse. If you'd like some eclipse
fun facts. Did you see the moon

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is getting its own time zone?
Stephen Colbert joked it'll be great for anyone

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who needs an excuse to day drink. Hey, it's moon o'clock somewhere.

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Jimmy Kimmel said, this sounds like
a fake project Trump would have given Mike

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Pence to keep him busy. Seth
Myers said, in honor of the solar

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eclipse, Krispy Kreme is offering a
glazed donut that's dipped in black chocolate icing

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and top lit sprinkles, buttercream frosting, and an oriole that is true the

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joke. After a dozen of those, you will also block out the sun.

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I have no voice today. I
don't know why. I don't think

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the Mirror newspaper understands Tim Dillon's comedy. The headline Tim Dillon has slammed baby

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boomers as a selfish generation who refused
to retire. He was on the Diary

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of a CEO podcast, Dylan called
boomers very sick people and called millennials a

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crap generation and want would be patted
on the back for everything. He then

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targeted Gen z as he claimed they
should be drafted into wars so they can

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go die in Ukraine. Send you
letters to Tim Dilon, not me.

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Tim said, I love the Boomers. They're a selfish generation. The state

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of the Boomers is they are these
very powerful people who refuse to leave their

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mansions. They won't retire. They
diminish their children by saying, I can't

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believe you canto in something like this. They like holding these houses over the

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kid's head. They're very sick people. They're refuse to give up their jobs.

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They're emotional terrorists. And I grew
up with them, and they're very

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interesting people. They've proven the lie
of the sixties. People thought they were

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progressive hippies. They were not.
They were actually just selfish drug addicts.

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They just wanted to get high and
roll around in the mud. He then

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called them the funniest generation that ever
lived. Nobody is funnier because to be

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funny you kind of have to not
care. No one has cared less about

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the future of this planet or the
future of their children, about anything but

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the boomers. Then he called them
millennials a crap generation where they're like pinametal

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on me, put a ribbon on
me. I'm right. I went to

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the college, I got the right
internship, I believe the right things.

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I tweeted the right thing, I
have the right politics. Millennials are these

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kind of ambitious people that want to
constantly be patted on the back told how

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great they are. He switched to
gen Z, and while he did have

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some kind of things to say about
them, he's still went after them.

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He said, gen Z, your
self starter is very skeptical of institutions and

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cynical. That's some of their positive
qualities. They're more negative qualities are the

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murder, filming murders and fentonyl vapes
and we need a draft. To be

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honest, young people should just go
into the military. No, that's going

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to be a controversial thing to say. But if they're just going to do

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fentanyl and attack each other in malls
and put it on TikTok, they can

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go diye in Ukraine. Send your
letters to Tim Dillon Again, I haven't

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heard this yet, but I'm guessing
Tim was joking and doing the type of

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material he does on his podcast.
But as I've been saying all along,

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at some point, I'm going to
distance myself from Tim Dillon be Like I

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never said Tim was funny. He's
horrible, but he hasn't been canceled yet,

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so for now, he's funny.
Someone on Twitter said hating everyone because

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hate. Another said boomers are far
from selfish. They're go up to be

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hard workers with morals and ethics passed
down by their parents. Joe Rogan on

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his podcast said, I can't remember
time in my life where things seemed so

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unhinged. He feels like things could
go sideways. What's terrifying is if you're

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willing to let's just say, what
Israel's doing to Gaza, If you're willing

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to almost eliminate a city, just
bomb the f out of a city and

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kill who knows how many innocents?
What is it? What are the numbers?

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Is thirty thousand? I don't know
what the numbers are. What's the

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line that keeps you from dropping a
nuke that kills three hundred thousand? What's

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the line? Why do we have
this idea won't accelerate to that when it

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has in the past. Is it
because we only did it once in Japan

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in nineteen forty five? Is that
what it is? Mark Marin has Carol

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Burnett on his podcast today, I'm
looking forward to that. Kristin Wigg hosted

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SNL and joined the Five Timers Club
and joked, it's not even that special.

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E w wrote, you know what. She's right. There was a

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time when the show's rituals like joining
the Five Timers Club carried a degree of

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fun, if not exactly wait,
but today's rudderless, leaderless era, these

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elements of the show have become just
so perfunctory. I know it, you

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know what. The show clearly knows
it, the comedy equivalent of decades of

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scar tissue in cartilage. The show's
habits and superficial fan service increasingly challenged the

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entire purpose of being a live comedy
show. As it approach is fifty,

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it's never been clear that SNL may
need some profound rejiggering or revamping to capture

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that danger that made it a cultural
institution in the first place. Bill Mohre

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had met friend on the show.
A lot of people like met friends.

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Trump impression. It's okay, but
I think there's better ones. Let's listen.

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You remember that time I met you
in the in the club Mombaugh in

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New York. Do you remember that
president? Okay, Well, Moomba is

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a great place. It sounds like
the name of an African American in the

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NBA. This is Mumbai, number
seventeen on the Lakers. Mumba. Remember

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it was on Seventh Avenue Downtown.
It was the spot. I mean,

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I wasn't surprised that you were there. Well, actually I actually created Mumba.

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It was a great place. I
invented Mumba. Well, Moomba is

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a great friend of mine. I
know the guy Mumba very well. Mumba.

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He was in that great movie Coming
to America, which was great with

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Eddie Murphy Moomba Surphy. But mount
Boomba is a smart and tough guy,

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right, He's a tough guy.
Okay. Magazine got my attention with the

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headline drunk, washed up. Comedian
Roseanne Barr mocked for unhinged rent during Carrie

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Lake's fundraiser at Mara a Lago.
Barr released a statement ahead of the event,

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who wrote, on my way to
Mara Lago to help support the great

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Cararie Lake. We must try to
vote our way out of this for at

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least one year, and if that
doesn't work hashtag seventeen seventy six. I

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assume that is enthusiasm for the wonderful
restaurant, Morristown, New Jersey. A

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video of Bar showed up on Twitter, where Barr says, so, I'm

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just going to say to you,
please drop out of college because it's going

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to ruin your lives. Do me
a favorite dropout. They don't teach you

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nothing good. Email me or Twitter
me or whatever you call me, and

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I'll help you with your life.
But you got to get out of college

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because it is nothing but a bunch
of devil worshiping, baby blood drinking Democrat

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donors. Several social media users shared
the clip and compared her to the drunk

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anted family that makes everyone uncomfortable.
All right, my voice is going to

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give out, and I have to
record Tuesday as well because I'm goofing off

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today with the eclipse. Let me
tell you real quick. Lonely Island they're

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coming out with a podcast. I
was excited about it, but maybe maybe

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it'll just be okay. The podcast
is out today. Seth Myers is involved

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with this. It is a podcast
geared toward breaking down each of the Lonely

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Island digital shorts in chronological order,
along with the backstory about what else was

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going on behind the scenes of SNL
that week. It's called The Lonely Island

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and Seth Meyers podcast out today and
let me save my voice. I'll play

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a bunch of clips from the Melbourne
Comedy Festival. Harry Jin's show is called

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Watermelon Licking. Let's listen. I'm
Harry John and I'm Harry John and we're

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touring our new stand up comedy slash
cartoon show, Watermelon Licking, all over

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Australia. The name watermelon linking is
based on a Korean proverb licking the outside

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of a watermelon. And it'll be
about karreane culture as well some other silly

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stuff, ah, Korean stuff.
Did you know that Korea has the lowest

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birthright in the world. Well,
you can either cry or you can laugh.

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True, we don't know why we
say ittle little all right, that's

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okay. He's charismatic. Maybe not
the best clip, but he's charismatic.

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Simon Teelor's show was called Big Time
The Adelaide, Advertiser, Glamor, Adelaide,

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and the Age all gave it five
stars. And here's a clip of

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him on the Tonight Show, so
it must be pretty good. Let's see,

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Hello, this is fun. The
last fun thing I did before I

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came to America was I played monopoly
with my parents. But they play monopoly

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by the modern rules. Do you
know the modern rules of monopoly? That's

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where my parents start with all the
property and I just wait for them to

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die because they're boomers. They're so
condescending me, Like, well, if

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you want to get into the housing
market, millennials, maybe you should stop

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eating all that avocado on toast.
How dare Let's do the math for the

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boomers. Okay, twenty five bucks
a pop for smashed avocado eggs coffee.

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You do that four times a month, that's one hundred bucks a month.

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That's twelve hundred bucks a year.
So if I want to put a deposit

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on a house in an inner city
suburb, I have to stop eating avocado

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toast for twenty to thirty thousand years. There's no way into the marga for

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my generation. They don't cater auctions
to millennials. There's no auction here going.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the auction just for the

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under thirty fives here today, just
for the millennials here in the beautiful suburb

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of Outer Outer Manhattan, Kansas.
We're in Kansas. Should have just said

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that fantastic. I like him a
lot. All right, Let's see one

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more Dean Simpson and his dad.
This show is called The King, and

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I so maad, thank you so
much. I love it. I get

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this question a lot. Okay.
So both my parents are Aboriginal. Yeah,

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that's and I know I don't look
you know. That's why what happened

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is that my granddad on my mom's
side was a white fellow. Yep.

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So I don't know how that makes
me Indian, but you lot adamant that

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I am. The thing is is
that I'm the lightest in my family right

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the I'm the youngest in my generation, and I'm the dad Reckons. The

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Texter just ran out of color,
you know what I mean. Like it's

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crazy. My eldest brother black,
like he's dark. He's rule back.

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They call him Midnight, that's how
black he is. He calls me seven

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thirty. He's Dean Simpson. I
like him a alright, let me save

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my voice and wrap it up here
today. That's your comedy news. If

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you enjoy the show, tell a
friend about it. See you tomorrow,

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Happy eclipse.