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Callaroga Shark Media.
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Hey am Johnny Mack. This is the normal Sunday morning episode.
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There was a bonus Jimmy Kimmel episode around three p
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thirty Saturday afternoon. There will be a bonus episode around
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noon today on Sunday. We'll cover some other topics in
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this episode. Although Tim Dillon on his podcast did chime
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in about Jimmy Kimmel. But it's not why I'm leaning
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off with Dylan. Stay for it. But first Dylan said
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it's wrong to pretend it's because Kimmel's show sucked or
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was losing eyeballs or money, both true, as Tim Dylan
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clearly it was a politically motivated hit job. Also, this morning,
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I was fired from the riodd At Comedy Festival because
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of the comments on my podcast. I had pulled the audio.
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But Tim, you know, he's got an hour to kill,
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so he told the story very slowly, so I thought
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it would just be more efficient if I just tell
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you what he said.
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Now.
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Pay attention here because the locations can get quite confusing.
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I am quoting from the Apple podcast transcript of Tim
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Dillon's program that he published on Saturday, episode four sixty two.
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The transcript reads I was supposed to perform in Dubai.
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I mixed up Dubai and I said, Abu Dhabi. Apparently
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this is a big deal over there. This is like
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a real problem. My agent called me and he goes,
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you said on Joe Rogan that you were performing in
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Abu Dhabi and you're actually performing in Dubai. There's cities
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and they have a rivalry. And I go, dude, who
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gives a bleep? I made a mistake. This is not
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a Malicia slander. It's a mistake. And he goes, well,
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they're very angry and they sent an email that you
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need to be controlled. I said, well, good luck whatever.
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I don't have to do it. I don't care. And
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he called me a few days later, and I thought
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he was gonna talk about the Kimmel thing. But he
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called me and said, they heard what you said about
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them having slaves. And then Tim, as I read, it
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looks like he went into a bit. Anyway, Tim Dillon
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will not be performing at the Riad Comedy Festival. We'll
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get it into that tomorrow, a headline making the news.
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Now.
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I am recording this on Saturday afternoon. At this moment,
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I have not seen Joe Rogan way in on Jimmy Kimmel.
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But what he's making the rounds in the media is
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Joe Rogan saying he's not a Republican. This is from
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his interview with Jordan Jensen. Now that was published. Let
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me just pull out my phone. Now. That episode was
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published on September seventeenth at one pm Eastern Time, according
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to the Apple podcast app. I believe it was recorded
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earlier when Jordan's special was coming out. I remember reading
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a story, I think, on this podcast that Jordan was
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going to be on The Rogan Show. So I don't
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think this was recorded this week. Again, I was in
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the studio. Maybe they went back to tape another segment.
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Maybe there's two Jordan Jensen recordings. I don't know, but
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I'm just I want to give Rogan the benefit of
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the doubt here that I think this was said before
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any of the Kimmel stuff came out. Jordan Jensen asked
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Joe Rogan, weren't you like a Bernie Brow. Rogan said,
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I've only voted Republican once in my life. The idea
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that you have to be a Republican to get into
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that club, meaning his comedy club, is so ridiculous. That
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club is filled with gay people, black people, straight people,
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white people, Asian and nobody gives an f You're just
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doing comedy. Rogan mentioned he has had dinner with conservatives
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such as Tucker Carlson. Jordan Jensen asked if he was
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a Bernie bro Bernie Sanders is a notable Democrat. Rogan said, Look,
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the idea of socialism is wonderful if everybody had their
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stuff together and everybody was disciplined. But it's not the case,
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and I think that human nature unfortunately, You're gonna need
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some socialism though, Right, you're gonna need the fire department.
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Like this is one of the things I point to
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all the time people say, oh, socialism doesn't work. The
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fire department is an entirely socialist idea, Like we all
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pay in wit and they take care of everybody's fire. Right,
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you can't have only the rich people have a fire department,
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then the poor people their house burns down all the time.
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That's crazy, right, we all agree to that. Rogan suggested
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we apply that logic to healthcare, saying, are we effing
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community or are we not? And if we're a community,
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you have to take care of the downtrodden, and you
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have to do it because it's bad for them and
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it's also bad for you. We're all in this together,
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so you have a social safety net. I believe in
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all that, but I also believe you just can't give
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people free money because then they rely on it and
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they've become dependent on it, and then it takes away
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they're ambition, then they don't do anything. That's true too,
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that doesn't mean you're not compassionate. I don't like either
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one of these parties, said Joe Rogan. I don't think
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there's a solution that's correct. I think you have overcorrection
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after overcorrection. I think the country goes one way and
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then it swings hard the other way. Everyone is so tribal,
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everyone's so locked into their idea that they're the good guys,
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they're the bad guys. I'm gonna jump in here because
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it's been a very political week. And the show is
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called Daily Comedy News because when I started it seven
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years ago, I was just doing leftover stories from my
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show on Live One, which is called the Weekly Comedy Thing,
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and I had leftover stories and I just call this
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Daily Comedy News because you know, like everything it evolves
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over time, and the universal design was you know, hey,
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Jerry Seinfeld's on tour. Here's some information. I'm trying the
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best I can to stay out of politics. I think
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if you listen hard enough to my intonations and my pauses,
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you might be able to possibly, perhaps maybe glean onto
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some of my opinions. But I also know you don't
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come here for politics, and I'm not trying to chase
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anyone away. I have in the past and I will
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continue to say. I think comedy is an effective way
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to comment on current events and politics. Even the Kings
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head core jesters, and often the jesters had somewhat free
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rain to make fun of the King. This point being
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this is a commentary show, and sometimes I do parody
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and sometimes I exaggerate things for bits. I always explaining
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to people, let me just drop the act for a second.
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Does John McDermott like Adam Sandler comedies?
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No?
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Do I ramp it up as Johnny Mack for the bit? Yes, obviously,
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and I hope you pick up on that. Do I
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put down the microphone and walk around the house all
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day going I can't believe Adam Sailor made a movie
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called jacket, Chill Kirk. I don't. I don't. I'm sorry
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if I ruined the bit. So I am commenting on things,
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and I am doing parody on things, and you know,
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in some form of this show is about comedy. So
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don't take this as the news. I guess, much like
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John Stewart says, the daily shows not the news, this
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show isn't the news either. I'm commenting on the news
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now when I'm telling you who's playing at a comedy festival. Oh,
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I better remember to put that in today's scripts. I
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don't have to get the bought out again. You know
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that's clearly news. But some of these things are commentary.
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David Letterman had a lot to say the other day.
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One thing I haven't been able to share with you
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the other day was his opinion on the New York
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Times and the Washington Post. Here's what David Letterman had
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to say.
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These two standards of journalism in the United States, the
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Post and the Times. And one could think, okay, these
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will stabilize. These are people who represent the truth, and
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if they get it wrong, they apologize and we'll make changes.
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And now one has gone. I have family members who
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live in the Washington, DC area, and you're lucky if
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you get the crossword and weather, you know, out of
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the Washington Post.
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And speaking of Adam Sandler from the Carolinian review you
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from the other day, they right, My dad and I
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bonded watching Sandlor films like Happy Gilmour and Mister Deed's
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I'm Sorry. My mom and I love Sandler's rom coms
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such as Fifty First Dates and The Wedding Singer. I'm
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on team Mom there because those are two of the
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five good Adam Sandler movies. Which are those two uncut
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gems Basketball Movie, Space Alien Movie. Those are the only
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five good Adam Sandler movies. We all know this well established.
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On this program, the writer says, my family pretty much
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snuck in Sandlor movie lines into every conversation. I guess
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you could say Adam Sandler was part of the family.
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So you can imagine my excitement when my boyfriend surprised
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me with Adam Sandlor tickets. They sat at the top
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of the arena. I look down at all the people
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dressed in their best Sandler at sire, mostly basketball shorts
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and a baggy shirt or an orange jersey straight out
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of the water. Boy, I will make it a point
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to say I'd never seen Sandler stand up aside from
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the skits and bits he did on SNL. I was
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walking into a whole New sailor experience I'd never witnessed before.
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I'm sorry, I hope this went okay for you. The
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show began with a variety of stand up openers, including
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Rob Schneider and Kevin Nalan. Most of Sandler's openers joked
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about their lives as sixty year old men with wives
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and kids. Although I was not the target audience for
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that core material, I thought many of the jokes were
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funny and they did not diminish my excitement for the evening. Finally,
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Sandler came out in black jogger pants and a worn
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out green sweatshirt. Sandler's routine consisted of his complaints about
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getting older and conversations he would have with his wife
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and teenage daughters. And you know, his teenage daughters, two
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of the up and coming actresses in Hollywood. They got
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a lot of work. You know, a lot of times
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they're Sandler films, but their up and comers. No NAPO
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babies there, uh uh no, no, no, oh no. She
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writes periodically Sandlor would burst into song I'm so sorry,
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discussing topics such as socks being too tight and a
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hypothetical grandma being on ozepic live and in person, I
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realized that Sandler's stand up was slightly different from the
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family man he plays in films. His comedy was uniquely
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his turned up to eleven. In the third act, Sandler
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strummed his guitar, singing along with the audience I'm sorry.
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That's the part I never got from, like his HBO special,
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I think ed at some point, I remember million years
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ago watching a Sandler concert and he's doing these dumb
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songs and the audience is acting like at Springsteen, and
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I'm like, what is even happening here? My boyfriend and
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I raced to the car after the show. My boyfriend
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and I raced to the car and discuss our experience
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with Sandler's performance. I thought some songs dragged on for
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too long, and not much of the comment I could
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relate to. But I enjoyed the lively experience. Nonetheless, Hi,
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it's Johnny macbot again. You can tell he's distracted by
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this Kimmel stuff because he forgot to put jfl Toronto
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in the script two days in a row. Today at
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four thirty, it's the wonderfully titled Age against the Machine,
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The Old Faces of Comedy. Six o'clock, Big Jay Okerson
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at seven, Sarah Milkin again. Also at seven, the ever
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so serious Harry Conde Bolu. I hope I said that right,
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since I'm an Ai. At seven Dakota ray Hebbert and
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I may or may not have said her name right,
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but there has been good buzz on her. At eight thirty,
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Big Jay again. At nine, the ever so serious Horry again.
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Now back to human John. But let's not act like
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he doesn't get names wrong all the time. Boy, my
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football better be good today. I am behind a friend
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of the show, Scott Beckett, who wrote me into this
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football pool. And I got to tell you, when you're
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behind Scott Beckett the football pool, you're having a bad day.
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You see how I'm doing coming into today's games? Well,
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I got Thursday night's game wrong. Nice job not covering
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Buffalo Bills. Thanks some. I'm already in last place this week.
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How we doing overall? Johnny Mack fifty sixth out of
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fifty nine, and that's Scott Beckett. Guy's in forty fifth.
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I will catch you, Scott Beckett. We have many weeks
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left speaking of football. See how I set that up.
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Jeremy Piven spoke to Patriots Wire. You're home for comedy news.
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Jeremy Piven said, I just remember Tom Brady. He's one
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of those guys where you can just tell from being
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around him different variables as to why he was so
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insanely successful. He's a guy who looks you in the eye.
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He knows everybody's name. You could tell that you want
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to go to battle for a guy like that. It's
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a variable that made him so great. Jeremy Piven suggested
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Tom Brady was an inspiration if you work your butt
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off and you do five to eight comedy shows a week,
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a couple hundred shows a year, and like my mother
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who quoted Shakespeare when he said, the readiness is all.
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If you're ready, then you can be present and have
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a great time. It's really the mixed martial arts of
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any arena in the way that you gotta be ready.
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You gotta be ready for whatever's thrown at you. If