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Calaroga Shark Media.
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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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I'm gonna start with a long clip. I usually don't
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play a clip this long, but it is far and
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away the best thing out there today. Kevin Spacey has
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revived his House of Cards character Frank Underwood. Why would
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he do that to promote Tim Dillon's new comedy special
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makes a lot of sense to me.
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Let's listen, you podcasters think you've inherited the kingdom. Hold on,
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I'm gonna have to call you back. Whispering in ears,
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swaying elections, spinning the truth like it was cotton candy,
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when in fact you owe nothing but a bunch of clowns,
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juggling Bonu pills and hair tonic. Frank Underwood, I thought
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you were dead. I'm as dead as John McCain. He
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is dead. Excuse my ignorance. I meant Hermann k He's
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also dead, Dean Kane. To be honest, I don't know. Well,
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it doesn't matter anyway, because I'm back. And that's why
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I need you to go on your little podcast and
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say this. I don't do political endorsements. I think you're
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going to do exactly as I ask, mister Dylan door
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dash orders made from inside a five stars steakhouse while
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at a hotel in Milwaukee in twenty twenty three. You
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called a taco bell just to talk. And you once
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paid six thousand dollars to have a Carville ice cream
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cake overnighted to a theater in Norway and then returned
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it for a refund because it wasn't cookie puss.
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Jesus Christ, Frank, I'll read it, but first you gotta
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plug my comedy special.
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Oh Jesus, it's good. I filmed it in Austin. I
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don't care if you filmed it on Mars with Elon Musk.
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I'm not here to help you.
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These photos you gave me, I've posted them all.
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I'm on the Internet. We don't have blackmail, we have
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content world demons from hell, you son of a bitch.
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There is no limit to your duplicity, to your panderin,
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to your shameless and desperate desire to cling to relevance.
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You are you are, I'm what my kind of bestard?
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You have my endorsement, mister Dylan, Well, I appreciate that, Franken.
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I read ads for Morgan and Morgan Law firm. I'm
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sure I can endorse the Daily Wires new musical.
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It's really good. Oh, by the way, which network is
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your comedy special? On Netflix? You found Lonesome, Evil Little Cockroach?
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But I love it.
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I made a few minor edits there for language. I'm
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mad that I could have had this in yesterday's show.
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I had seen Tim Dillon's tweet, but the text of
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it was, hey, watch my new special, so I just
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assumed he shared the trailer. I didn't click on it,
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and then I was like, oh, I missed out on this.
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What a fantastic job. Why Kevin Spacey did that? I
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don't know how Netflix is going to feel about it.
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I don't know. And I say that because if you
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put on Netflix and they promote House of Cards, they
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never ever, ever, ever, never, never ever never show Kevin Spacey.
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They act like he wasn't even on the show. I
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enjoyed Tim's special. It's a perfectly nice, forty one minutes
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constant entertainment. At no point am I like, oh my god,
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this is a great special. Ever, But at no point
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was I bored either. It moves along for forty one minutes.
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It's like Tim strung together a bunch of material he
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had sort of worked out on his podcast, which is great.
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I like his podcast a lot, and it therefore makes
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my top tier of comedy specials of twenty twenty five.
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It's already April seventeenth, and boy, it has not been
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a good year for comedy specials. Right now. The top
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tier is number one. Burt Kreischer is Lucky, and if
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Lucky is the best special of the year, that's not
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gonna be a good year. And then Tim Dillon's I'm
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Your Mother is the number two special of the year
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so far. According to one idiot in his basement recording
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a podcast, I have in my middle tier Roy Wood,
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Ri Severe and Gabe Iglesias, and I have nothing else
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on the list yet. Fourth quarter tends to be when
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many of the bigger specials come out, so we'll see.
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But a really slow start to twenty twenty five anyway.
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A recommendation from me on Tim dillon I'm Your Mother
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on Netflix, you should watch it. OutKick went with this
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review headline comedian releases must watch offensive comedy special woke
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losers will hate. That's a great headline, they point out,
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Tim Dillon will make fun of absolutely anything, and he's
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a great example of what comedy's supposed to be. Nothing
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should be off limits. Let's say offensive jokes and don't
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give Wokes a single inch. That's the mindset that has
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made him a star. And then tap the brakes on
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this next part. And his new special is a masterclass.
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His new special is fine. His new special is pretty good.
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It is not a masterclass. Tap that breaks OutKick he
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resurrected just for laugh. SI is starting to announce some things.
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They announced Roast Battle Canada and the Galas have been
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renewed and will return to the twenty twenty five Just
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for Last Montreal Comedy Festival this year July sixteenth through
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the twenty seventh. I think I'm gonna go up there
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see if I get hassled at the border a little
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more than I have in the past. Usually they're like,
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come on in, we'll see Rose Battle Canada judges Russell Peters,
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Sabrina Jayley's and Kay Trivor Wilson. That's a great lineup.
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The series brings together Canada's edgiest comics for a showdown.
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The Galas will return. No names announced yet. We got
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a little information about the Roast of wrestle Mania, which
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is taking place Sunday. Tony Hinchcliff part of that. Not
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many details known and it is not going to be
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televised supposedly, but they did announce Gabriel Iglesias is now
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part of the roast of WrestleMania. Let's stop off at
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gossip Corner. THEO Vaughn was in Tuscaloosa. He was spotted
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at the Waysider restaurant. The restaurant post that on Facebook
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Theovann at the Waysider. Y'all can check them out at
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the Amphitheater this weekend. Now this weekend is last weekend.
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THEO posted a photo of himself and several University of
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Alabama football players on Theo's Instagram with a caption, thank you, Tuscaloosa.
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Jimmy Carr, one of my faves, is going to host
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Am I the a Hole, the game show based on
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that famous subreddit. This will air on Comedy Central UK.
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But you know, some of us have our ways. I
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have a really really fast plane that allows me to
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watch British television and then I'm home two minutes later.
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Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean. Jimmy Carr's
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AM I the a Hole invite members of the public
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to come before the host and a panel of two
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other comedians to ask controversial questions. The series will be
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filmed late this spring will air later this year on
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Comedy Central UK. Jimmy Carr said, there's an impressive number
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of a holes in our country and they're finally getting
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the recognition they deserve on national television. Amy Lee Would
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has continued to speak about the SNL sketch that she
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didn't enjoy. Hey, Amy, stop talk talking about and it'll
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go away. We would have forgotten about this by Sunday
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afternoon if he didn't keep talking about it. You may
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recall she thought that the White Potests sketch was mean
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and unfunny because of Sarah Sherman's interpretation of her character.
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According to Wood, Sarah Sherman has sent her flowers. Wood
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wrote on Instagram, thank you for the beautiful flowers and
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tagged Sarah Sherman and added the holding back tears emoji. However,
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TMZ is reporting SNL did not reach out to Amy
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with a formal apology. TMZ writes we're told Amy may
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have spoken to someone she knows on the show, Perhaps
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Sarah Sherman, and they may have apologized, but no such
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apology came down from SNL in any official or formal capacity.
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Sources tell TMZ that SNL wouldn't feel compelled to apologize
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to Amy because the show makes fun of everyone's appearance,
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for example, Donald Trump's waste in the same sketch. Variety
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reporting that Seth Rogan had made a crack about Donald
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Trump during the Science Honoring break Through Prizes back on
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April fifth, but if you didn't watch the live stream,
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they've now clipped out some of the material. The organization's
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full upload of the ceremony and other official clips of
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Rogan's appearance alongside Edward Norton have been edited to exclude
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a quip about attendees. Rogan had reportedly said in the
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since cut remark, it's amazing that others in the room
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under electing a man who in the last week single
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handedly destroyed all of American science. It's amazing how much
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good science you can destroy with three hundred and twenty
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million dollars and Orfka Junior very fast. The Breakthrough Prizes
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have confirmed to the Hollywood Reporter that Rogan's joke was
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one of several edits to the show. They're reasoning I
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was made in order to meet the originally planned runtime. Yeah,
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because you know, this is the Internet. You know how
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long today's podcast is. It's however long it is. That's
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how the Internet works. Variety comments and on the originally
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planned runtime excuse and says this seems unlikely as the
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ceremony would not have had to conform to any broadcasting
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scheduling requirements as it was not aired on TV networks. Additionally,
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the standalone clip of Rogan and Norton's on stage presentation
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seems unlikely to have had an originally planned run time.
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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Rommy Yusef has a new
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television show out today, Happy Family, USA, and an animated series.
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You'll find it on Amazon Prime. It takes place around
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nine to eleven. Rommie says to bring in the events
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of the early two thousands felt important in the sense
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that it's something we talk about all the time. It's
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part of what we're currently experiencing. It's never gone away.
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And when I think about how long those themes have
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been directly part of my life and the lots of
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people that I know. To get to step into a
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period of time that I don't think has escaped us
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in any way, unfortunately, And to do it in a
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style that's familiar in terms of trotting on political things
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that can feel a little difficult and undercuts them and
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doesn't make them feel so viatile. To give this kind
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of family that treatment is exciting, and to go at
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this through an unexpected and very silly lens. Maybe that's
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where the hope feeling comes from. The Times pointed out
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there's a title card at the top of every episode
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that warns that the character should not be taken as representation.
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They asked Rami, yusef, why are you so uncomfortable with representation?
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Rommy said, when we put out Rami on Hulu, I
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remember seeing a headline that was like Muslims, here's the
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show for you, and my heart sinking going no, no, no.
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We're two billion people and a lot of them are
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not gonna like what I'm doing, and they shouldn't because
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I'm a guy from New Jersey who thinks this type
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of thing is funny. Putting the representation warning was a
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cathartic thing of being like, listen, this is not speaking
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en mass at all. I know you guys didn't elect me,
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and also to be like, hey, I agree with you.
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This is not a slice of what it's like for everybody.
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Good couplet of questions here from the time so they
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asked Rommi, does it feel like tinder comedy is harder
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to get made than caustic comedy? Good answer here. Bad
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news spreads faster than good news. No one's like, hey,
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we recycled a lot. It's not really headline. Talk to
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any Netflix executive. Any Netflix execs secretly will be like, hey,
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can you throw a murder into your show? Can you
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throw some sexual assault in? But also people used to
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get together, watch public hangings. We're sick times caught up?
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Is that really a thing someone said to you? Can
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you throw a murder in there? Rommi said they're not
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explicitly asking, but they would never moump. The Guardian also
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spoke with Rommy, who has a theory, the more effed
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up the climate, the stupid or television must be. You
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need something dumb to cut through the tension for relief.
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The Guardian piece points out that Happy Family USA is
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a prime video production. Amazon donated a million dollars to
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the Trump Inauguration Fund. Does Robbie believe this show would
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be greenlit today. He says, this feels like a glitch. Honestly,
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if I walked in pitch this today, they'd say, no,
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what are you talking about? They'd literally say, what the
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hell are you thinking? Would be told it's too polarizing
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for now. Happy Family USA Prime Video. It is a
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big day at the moonte Er Comedy Festival, so I
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better get to it. There are thirty one different shows
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listen on the website. I'm not going to go through
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all of them. At five o'clock The Goblin Happy Hour
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with John goblecan I recently mentioned I had never heard
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of this until I don't know whenever I mentioned it
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on the show three four days ago last week. John
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GOBLECN is a beloved Internet sensation metal band frontman, insurance salesman,
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published author, and podcast host. As the lead singer of
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the band Necro goble Con, John has starred in several
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viral music videos, leading to sold out tours across North America,
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Europe and Australia. Is philosophy be less mean, be more green,
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don't be a troll, be a Goblin? All right? This
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seems like fun. Maybe I'm just late to this, and
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the rest of you were like, how do you not
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know what? John goble con is, I didn't know, sorry,
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Friend of the show, John Marco SIRESI is doing his podcast.
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At six o'clock. Let's go on. Cotska at the Paramount
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at seven. She is fantastic, one of my faves. Maria
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Bamford at the Thompson Theater at seven. A show at
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seven thirty called the Texans. I'm gonna guess what this
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is about, and I like the premise. If I'm correct,
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there's no description. I'm going to guess it's several comedians
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from Texas. Somebody could have written a paragraph. Eight o'clock
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at Sunset strip Redband's Secret Show with Brian Redband stars