Tom Brady was not mad at Robert Kraft joke says Jeff Ross

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Callaroga Shark media. That Johnny Mack
laughing because I know what story number six

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is. Today with your daily comedy
news Late Night had a couple of good

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ones. Jimmy found said a man
who caused an emergency landing out of flight

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from London to New Jersey because he
allegedly got drunk and started yelling, was

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finding just twenty thousand dollars. The
most surprising thing he was from London and

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not New Jersey. Seth Meyer is
getting political, he said, please,

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you think Trump is scared of jail. The place is full of mobsters and

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white supremacists. He'll walk into jail
like Norm walks into cheers. That joke

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is epic. I'm writing for the
Ballot podcast, which we're having a lot

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of fun doing, and Stormy Daniels
testified yesterday, so I got to put

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on my writing hat and head over
to ballot Land. But first Jeff Ross

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going into spin mode like we all
expected. He said, no, Tom

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Brady's not mad about the Robert craft
joke at all. Why would you think

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that Ross was on the Rich Eisend
show and he said, come on,

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no way, Brady was having fun. Robert Crafts is like a father figured

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him. He was just showing his
love for Robber Kraft, and Robber Kraft

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loved it. We had a great
talk afterward. He was so happy.

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I gave him a shout out and
a salute. It was beautiful. Sounds

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like everyone had a happy ending.
Gross said he loves the roast. Brady

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is a student of the roast.
I kept him in the dark on a

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lot of the surprises, and he
didn't hear anyone's jokes. He abided by

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the rules of the roast, which
is basically anything goes and surprise me.

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I gotta give the guy credit.
He really did it all right. David

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Letterman doing the Gods of comedy.
The first god of comedy is a comedian.

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I like a lot, but gods
of comedy Nate Bergatzy, No,

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Dave No, maybe you, but
not Nate Pergatzy. We all like Nate

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Pergatzy, but gods of comedy in
Apergatsy No, Letterman said, I've not

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met this man said a nudge up
against a guy who's just as good as

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it gets. As a thrill for
me. In the world of comedy,

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some perhaps are as good, and
no one is better. Ninety minutes Letterman

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talked to Natepergatsey about Tennessee his journey
is a comic, including the time when

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bookers for The Late Show with David
Letterman rejected Nate's audition tape in twenty twelve.

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Nate told Letterman, I was told
it was too mundane, and I

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don't know what the word meant.
So I looked it up and put it

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in my head and I was like, oh, I don't think that's good.

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Letterman apologized to Nate before playing a
clip of Nate on Conan where you

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performed the same joke he'd submitted to
Letterman. Nate talked about his early days

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as a comedians, saying, you're
just constantly getting told no. So it's

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frustrating because everything's switching and you don't
want to miss out on the things you

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grew up seeing. But finally I
submitted it to Conan and they said,

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yeah, all we do is mundane. That's funny. Letterman said, you

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mentioned earlier you couldn't work dirty,
had to work clean? Who said that?

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Who told you that? Nate said, I just never wanted to be

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dirty in front of my parents.
I never we've heard that before. Okay,

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I don't write material for kids.
But my favorite viewers I see in

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the crowd are a lot of grandmothers
because I don't think they really have anything

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they can go watch, and noone
wants to go watch anything with them.

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Jeff Foxworthy said the same thing to
me twenty years ago at my special.

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There was a twelve year old girl
sitting in the front row, and then

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it's awesome to see a lot of
grandparents. I liked that they can all

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come together because it's the only stuff
that it was allowed to go to as

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well. I think if you can
make movies like Home Alone and things that

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everyone can enjoy and everyone can go
to, I don't think that's happening now.

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So that's where I wanted to go. Tiffany Haddish has the back pedals

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out. This from The Hollywood Reporter. The other night at the Netflix is

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Joe Comedy Festival, Tiffany captured on
video sharing her thoughts on the campus protests.

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I will have to paraphrase here,
Tiffany said, I don't give a

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f about that stuff. I never
went to college. Why would I care

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about college? There's not genocide at
the college. I give an f about

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what's going on on the other side
of the world. But why would I

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give an f about the college?
This the stuff I'm talking about. Stupid

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mffers at the college ain't never worked
a gosh darn day in your life.

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Do you remember nine to eleven B
word? What the F did we do?

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America? We went the f over
there and we f't there behind up?

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Didn't we? I paraphrased there in
case you couldn't tell. Tiffany spoke

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to TMZ and said, Yeah,
I think they're gonna protest for one place.

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They should protest for all the places
that are having genocide happening. How

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many black people got to dive before
we got to protest. If you want

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to protest, protest. But if
you really want to be effective, mcchee,

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go up to the legislation office,
call up you sen it, or

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call your council, go to Congress, go to the people who make change.

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Would be way more effective. I
actually feel really bad for the students

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whose graduation have been canceled. These
are the same kids that lost their freshman

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year. Yeah, complicated issue we're
not going to solve. On Daily Comedy

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News, Sam Morrell was at the
Knicks game some seventy six Ers fans are

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not happy with these shots Sam directs
at their stars. Sam posted the infamous

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picture of Harvey Weinstein pushing a walker
he captured it Joel Embiid when things are

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heading south. When Sixers fan heckled
Sam back with a picture of Joaquin Phoenix's

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character Arthur Fleck bombing in an open
mic in The Joker, and they served

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it on a platter because you know
what. In the movie The Joker,

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there's a comic who kills before the
Joker gets on. You know who that

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comic is. Yeah, if you
figured out how this story is gonna go,

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that's right, it's Sam Morrill.
You even hear the MC in The

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Joker go one more time for Sam
Morrell, and then the Joker gets up

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and bombs Sam apparently, i explained
on KFC Radio Barstool. At one point,

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the scene was filmed in the closed
comedy club Danger Fields. The only

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instruction he was given was to make
sure the jokes would work. In the

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eighties. Sam decided to tell a
different joke for each of the dozens of

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takes so that the laughter would sound
genuine every one of them. That's smart.

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Chris Red was jealous of his performance
because Sam got to perform an entire

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set in front of movie stars,
while Red had to repeat at nauseum one

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more time for Samurel. This is
funny too. They said that Sam's a

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slambag at the Sixers fan is on
par with the Toronto Blue Jays Twitter account

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response to someone asking for a source
on a trade report, the Blue Jays

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responded, literally us. The Blue
Jays, Seth Myers and John Oliver are

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extending their monthly residency at the Beacon
Theater through the end of the year.

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You know who else announced the tour
Joe Koy, Yes, story number six.

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It's the Joe Koy Just being Cooi
tour. This kicks off September twenty

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first, and his statement, Joe
Coy said, I never take for granted

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that I get to live out my
dream on the stage every week, and

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this new tour is something special that
I can't wait to share with everyone.

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Tickets go on sale today at noon. Pre sale code is comedy, all

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caps, possibly comedy with a period
at the end of it. All caps,

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then general audience on Friday. Joe
Coy, perhaps best known for hosting

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the Golden Globes. He was the
MC. This year, and he made

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a very, very, just a
terrible joke about Taylor Swift. I kind

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of don't want to repeat it,
but here, just let me play it

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for you. As you know,
we came on after a football doubleheader.

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The big difference between the Golden Globes
and the NFL. On the Golden Globes,

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we have fewer camera shots of Taylor
Swift. I swear it was just

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where to go to. Here Scott
Beckett throwing his coffee at his car windshield

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right now, Hi, Scott,
love you. The Telegraph things in Netflix

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is testing out at late night type
show with this John Mulaney fellow. I'm

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seeing a lot of articles about the
John Mullaney Late Night Show at the time,

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but this recording I have only seen
the Friday Night Show. Maybe tonight

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All Watch one or two was very
sleepy Monday night, still recovering from Deacon

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Mike's big shindig. They know how
to party in Cleveland anyway, Seeing a

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lot of people saying the same thing
I said about Friday Night Show, which

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was it was a mess, and
you had Jerry Seinfeld right there the Telegraph

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ask ken John Mullaney returned to who
he was absolutely not, so we're to

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next. There's chatter he might be
in line to host the next Oscars.

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He would be great, But just
let Jimmy Kimmel do it. Don't mess

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with it. Just let Jimmy Kimmeill
do it. Let Jimmy Kimmell do it

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for ten years. It's fine.
Don't fix it if it's not broken.

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You see what happens when you try
and fix it. Leave it alone.

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Tom Blaney could host say the Golden
Globes, but you know, don't make

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a joke about Taylor Swift due by
the way you see Tom Brady, it's

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like a shot at Taylor Swift.
It's totally uncalled for here. Listen,

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Kansas City, you say your stadium
is the loudest. It helps when all

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your fans are fourteen year old girls. Mullaney at forty one, some of

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that squeaky man boy energy is finally
dissipating. He's filled out at such He's

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wearing his hair longer, shagger and
has stubble more grated. I saw some

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websites saying m'laney look like in a
nineties haircut. I think he looks good,

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but what do I know. I'm
wearing the same clothes room yesterday recording

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a podcast in my basement. Telegraph
says it may take a long time to

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reset his career. I completely disagree. He's already reset his career. He

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did the specialists out of the way. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about the

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drugs, nobody cares what happened with
the ex wife. People are happy for

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him and Olivia mun and the baby
would Malcolm. Everybody's happy. It's all

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good tonight on John Mulaney's la thing. Sarah Silverman, Tom Sigora, Ronnie

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Chang, Weezer. All right,
here's some notes for me, ladies and

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gentlemen. Sarah Silverman, Hey,
Sarah, what's going on? Shut up?

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My next guest? The very funny
Tom Sigura, Hey Tom, what's

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going on? Shut up? My
next guest? You know him from The

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Daily Show? The very hilarious Ronnie
Chang, Ronnie, what's going on?

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Did you watch the Trump trial?
Then? Shut up, ladies and gentlemen.

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Weezer, and don't take a phone
call in the middle of Weezer.

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I'm gonna miss this Netflix comedy fest
when it's over. Right tonight again the

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website just with a really weird layouts, so I jump all over on the

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Times seven point thirty met rife.
Eight o'clock shing us Mike EPs at seven

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Dodgers Comedy Night, hosted by Cedric
the Entertainer and presented by all Star Dodgers

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Catcher, Will Smith, Super Curious
featuring Dusty Slay, Felipiasparza, Heather McMahon,

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Justin Wilman, Tom Poppa. It's
pretty good, but might have to

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pick Shane over that. We'll see
what the rest of the list is.

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Seven o'clock just added the Alli Wong
Residency. She was taping a special.

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Let me tell you what's going on
there. They don't like what they got

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at the taping. She was taping
a special over the weekend. Just added,

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means we don't have a special on
tape yet, do one more?

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That's what's going on there. Jimmy
Carr at seven Gods of Comedy with Letterman

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seven thirty. Are they telling you, Susan, No, they won't tell

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us who's on. I don't really
like Letterman the interviewer anyway. I'd rather

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see Dave throwing stuff of a five
story tower, honestly. Eight o'clock just

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added an all Star Tribute to the
Comedy Union. Low tickets warning for Christina

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Pe at seven, Plenty of tickets
available at nine five apparently Lavelle Crawford nine

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to forty five, he's really good. Let's see what else we've got here.

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I've noticed as you scrolled down it
gets a little less interesting. Ali

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CDC at seven, Jay Farrell seven
thirty Made in Brazil just added, not

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to be confused with Made in Canada
at seven. There's just too many shows,

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all right. If you and I
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early and you want to do Lavelle
Crawford late, you want to do Christina

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Pee late. Meanwhile, at Sydney, I put some work into this for

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reels, trying to pull clips.
Most of these artists do not have clips.

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I discovered the Sydney Festival Facebook page
and I was like, ooh,

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there's clips. And one of the
clips just was not funny, the other

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was a little too dirty. And
then I found one clip for tomorrow's list

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at Sydney, but we had played
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Today. Let me tell you about
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Oliver Coleman's show is called goof Coleman
comes on stage and gets straight into it.

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He's on fire tonight. Something has
obviously gone terribly wrong. People from

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the audience outed him to stop,
drop and roll, but he's acting like

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this happens every night. The man's
professional. He's got jokes to tell.

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Winner Best Comedy Weekly Award, Adelaide
Fringe twenty twenty two. The Advertiser says,

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a five stars comic genius catapults to
the point of sheer chaos. We

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played him before in Melbourne. He's
the guy that we told you about.

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He does a joke about stand up
comedy being basically a high school auditorium performance.

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Stephen k Amos, Wow, I
haven't heard his name and forever.

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He's fantastic. No clip though,
Oh no, there is a clip.

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I missed this earlier. Here,
let's listen. I've got to say what

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a pleasure it is to come back. It's been a weird couple of years.

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In fact, I to come back
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do a four and a half month's
paperwork to get permission exemption to fly into

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this country. The dare arrived,
You guys, change the rules. I

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arrived Immigration. The guy was like
anything to declare, I gave him my

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file, this figurement. We don't
need that anymore and even just go on

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then go on, go in.
So thank god I brought those three hundred

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cigarettes from Dubai. Tried to salvage
that one. He went a long way

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for a joke with a funny punch
line, but it ended with a hard

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C word and we don't do that
here. Our daily comedy news Devin Walker,

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James Austin Johnson and Andrew de Simukee
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with. The tour kicks off in
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Edinburgh Fringe with a series of special
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