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Callaroga Shark Media, Rob Schneider, Man, what are you doing?
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I'm Johnny Magne, your daily comedy news. Basketball player Da
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Kimbe Matumbo passed away on Monday from brain cancer at
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age fifty eight. Mtumbo, seven feet two, was born in
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the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Back in nineteen ninety eight,
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he raised money to build a three hundred bed hospital
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in his native Congo. During the COVID pandemic, he became
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a public advocate. In December of twenty one, Dicimba posted
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a video on Twitter urging people to get vaccinated against COVID.
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In that tweet, he wrote, this holiday season, stay informed
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from trusted sources like the World Health Organization and get vaccinated.
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Only together can we be safe and defeat COVID. Dcombe
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passed away on Monday. Rob Schneider retweeted the COVID tweet
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and wrote, rest in peace. I'm sure this is just
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another coincidence, but I took a pass on the job,
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and I'm not going to let anyone I know who
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will listen get it either. You know, Rob, there's a
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time to get your message across, and there's a time
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to just not be a jerk and pick your spots, dude.
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The La Times wrote a big profile Tom Sigore and
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Christina Pizitski's podcast Empire. Tom said the Joe Rogan experience
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paved the way I thought Joe was insane when he
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started JI. I thought it was some rich guy thing
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where he's talking in a room in his house and
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had some message board. A few months later, after seeing
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Christina do you stand Up? He was like, you two
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should do a podcast together. Brian Redband recalls when we
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started at Jar in two thousand and nine, it was
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Rogan promoting a shows and giving him an outlet to talk.
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Then it just blew up. Overnight. Something clicked and I
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was like, what's going on with Joe? Was helping him
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so much? I want to make podcasts for all my friends.
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It was so new. I definitely had to do some convincing.
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Christina was like, what the f is a podcast? It
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sounded like building a space shuttle back then they finally
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got on board. Redband convinced them and they started your
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Mom's House. Christina said, we'd go to Burdbank in the
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summer and sit on this gross leather couch. All he
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had was a wall unit air conditioner and would have
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to turn it off to tapes, so it would just
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be sitting there sweating. Eventually they moved the podcast to
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their own home in Silver Lake. So Gore said. We
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did about forty episodes with Red Band, and then I
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took it over and had a huge tiic error, making
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it unlistenable. Christina says, to my brilliant husband's credit, there
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was no podcasting. This was a technological medium that was
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essentially invented as we went along. We lived in a
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crummy two bedroom apartment. We were newlyweds and we had
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no money. We got a mixing board too MIC's and
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a computer. At that point we slept in one room
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and these the other room is in office. It boarded
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this other house where this lady would cook the smelliest
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food and have aggressive sex. Tom said, oh yeah, she
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was newly divorced and very performative with her cheering. I
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love cleaning things. It's more fun. I teach this to
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the college kids. I could have just said the O
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word there. It's not particularly naughty, but when I cleaned
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things up, I think it makes it more fun. Tom said.
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In the early days, it was like I think we
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can probably get to the point where this podcast pays
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our rent. It was such an exciting thing because we'd
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go into the room and talk for an hour and
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it actually did pay our rent. From there, it just
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kept growing, which is a good time for me. I
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want to thank you for listening. The numbers September was
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really strong, and the ad sales are good, and we're
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into the fourth quarter now, which is when podcasts really
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make their money. You always make the most money in
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the fourth quarter, so I'm a little excited and quite thankful.
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Thank you for listening every day. John Oliver is upset
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with the bosses over at Max. John Oliver was on
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the Interview podcast with The New York Times the topic
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HBO announcing they're holding back segments from last week Tonight
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for a few days from YouTube after the premiere. Previously,
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we're able to watch the show's main store on YouTube
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and the morning after episode aired. Oliver said, it's massively
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frustrating to me. I was not happy with it at all.
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What I love about having the show on YouTube is
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that we can reach beyond HBO subscribers. That feels really
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important to me. I really really appreciate the fact that
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they do that. I would rather they did it straight
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after the show, the way we've always done it, but
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I'm very grateful that they're willing to still do it
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at all. So, John, I don't know if you know this.
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The reason HBO pays you and other creators is to
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get consumers to give HBO money to see the programming
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that's behind the paywall. That's how this all works. If
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they were to put Last Week Tonight up on YouTube,
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there's really no reason to pay you. I don't know
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if you understand that part of the business. I get
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the sentiment that you want people to see it, but
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that's not how this works, a spokesperson until the Hollywood
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Reporter a few months ago, when Last Week Tonight with
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John Oliver premiered on HBO, the convenience of watching on
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Max did not exist, so YouTube allowed flexible viewing for
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the main story as well as promotional exposure. We're now
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delaying that availability and hope those fans choose to watch
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the entire show on Max. When this was announced in February,
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Oliver tweeted, I know I usually share a link to
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our main story here on Mondays, but HBOS decided they're
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going to wait until Thursday to posted them to YouTube.
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From now on, I hope they changed their mind, but
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until then, you can see our piece about the Supreme
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Court on HBO, on Max and on YouTube in a
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few days. John is currently signed through twenty twenty six
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and said I work with John Stewart for a long time.
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I saw him get exhausted, so I know what that
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looks like. I saw him reckoning with I've done this
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every possible way that I can do it, and he
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was right about that, like, you can't really do it
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any better. I've not hit that point yet. I still
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absolutely love making the show. I get excited. I'd like
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to your point of bouncing up and down the chairs
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when we feel like we're onto something with a story.
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If we worked out something really dumb to do, it's
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so fun. I can't believe that we get to ram
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stories down people's throats that they might not naturally want
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to hear and then watch it. And I can't believe
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that we get to play with HBO's resources. Yeah, you
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get to play with HBO's resources, and that's why your
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show's behind the pay wall and do dumb things on
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fiscally irresponsible scale. So I guess my answer to that
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point might come. I don't feel like I'm there yet.
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I was just thinking about John Stewart. I started to
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listen to his interview on Conan. I feel like the
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return of John, that John is somehow less endearing. His
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first Daily Show run, he felt like the cuddley Rascal,
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and this time he just feels like older, more establishment
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John Stewart. I don't know, it's not as warm and
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fuzzy this time around. I can't quite put my finger
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on it. I really feel bad for Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy
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doesn't quite realize that Jimmy Kimmel Alive is going to
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be canceled. Johnny Mack, Why why are they canceling Jimmy
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kim Alive? Well, here's why. They added Andy Richter to
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the show. Andy Richter is the modern day Ted McGinley.
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Andy has taken out Conan three times by himself. Andy
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Richter had sitcoms Andy Richter appears on your show. I
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will never have him on the show because this show
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will get canceled, and I own the show. I would
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have to self cancel anyway. Andy Richter is now playing
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Tim Walls on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Which makes me think
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in about nine months, I'll be telling you that the
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Jimmy Kimmelive Show is ending. You can bookmark this cracked
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caught up with a guy that started the backlash against Ellen.
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Remember all that the remind us the Ellen backlash came
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from a twenty twenty tweet posted by comedian Kevin T. Porter.
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The tweet appears in Ellen's recent special, although his name
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is blocked out. Back in twenty one, Porter told Metro
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he wasn't trying to damage the notoriously I mean talk
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show host. He was merely trying to find a funny
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way to do something positive in the early days of
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the pandemic. Explained in twenty one, we are about two
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weeks into the lockdown. A lot of my friends were
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doing kind of interesting, creative things to raise money for
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different charities. So my version of that was to do
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the thread on Twitter. Bec I I thought it would be funny.
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Porter initially assumed he would receive only super niche applies
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from the La comedy scene, but the thread went viral.
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Porter pointed out the consistency of the stories being posted
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made the claims hard to dismiss. The Gilbert Godfrey to
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State has revealed the title and release did for his
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posthumous comedy album, Still Screaming. Still Screaming will be out
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November fifteenth. The album is a curated compilation of some
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of Gilbert's greatest bits and impressions, delivering as only he could.
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Some of the material comes from the twenty seventeen documentary Gilbert.
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The album will be released on a limited edition vinyl
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featuring rare photos of Gilbert with family and friends, a
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heartfelt and funny historical account of Gilbert from longtime friend
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pen Gillette, and a vinyl side etch with Gilbert's own
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original artwork. Hulu continues to be hilarious. They've announced another
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comedy special, This one It's Chris DeStefano, which is being
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executive produced by Jimmy Kimmel, who doesn't yet realize that
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his show's about to be canceled. The special is called
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It's Just Unfortunate Hilarius kicks off in November with Jim Gaffigan,
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Hulu's head of Scripted Content, Jordan Hillman. T Tol the
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Hollywood Reporter, the mantra is very much quality over quantity.
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The Stefano will be out in twenty five, no date yet.
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The other hilarious comedians pretty Good run here, Bill Burr,
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Alana Glazer, Roywood, Junior Osco, At Kotzka, Jessica Curson, Jim Gaffigan,
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and Sebastian Maniscalco. Fun note here. In twenty twenty three,
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to Stefano became the first stand up comedian to sell
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out both the Radio City Music Hall and the theater
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at Madison Square Garden, which is not the Garden, that's
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the theater at Madison Square Garden on consecutive nights. I
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don't know if you know this, but Saturday Night Live
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is turning fifty. Well, we're going to talk about it
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every day for the next nine months. Spirit Halloween not
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happy with Saturday Night Live. I don't know if you
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watched the episode. There was a very very funny sketch
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that destroyed Spirit Halloween. But as I was watching, and
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I'm like, this is a great advertisement for Spirit. But
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the folks at Spirit apparently don't understand the value of
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getting people talking about you. They tweeted, alongside a photo
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of a fake SNL costume, we are great at raising
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things back from the dead. Who's zing the costume was
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labeled irrelevant fifty year old's TV show. The packaging set
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it included dated references, unknown cast members, and shrinking ratings
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zing in case you missed it. The gist of the
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sketch was how Spirit Halloween is helping the economy by
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opening stores for six weeks and then disappringing into the night,
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and made fun of the knockoff costumes. For example, a
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young girl wanted a Tailor Swift costume and Chloe Fineman
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gives her blonde singing woman. The girl points out the
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costume is in Taylor Swift, and Chloe says, and neither
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are you. The punchline, Spirit Halloween. When you need us,
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we'll be here for six weeks because I remember first
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we're gone and all this junk will be in the dumpster.
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Laugh it up, Spirit, It's good stuff. People like the
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upper episode. It got five point three million viewers. That's
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the best start for a season since twenty twenty and
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up fifteen percent over last year's four point six million.
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For episode one, Seth Myers and his grip Kenny have
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a bet about an upcoming Jets Steelers game. If the
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Jets win. Seth Myers, who's a Steelers fan will be
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forced to place a mug with the score on his
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TV desk throughout the end of the football season. If
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the Steelers win, Kenny will get a tattoo with the
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final score and Meyer's signature on his wrist. Ugh, I
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mean the Jets aren't going to win. But don't even
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take that bet that I mean, it's so lopsided, Myers
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told his viewers. Kenny set the terms, Kenny said, I
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want to change the terms. If you win, I get
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two tattoos. Wow. A'hmed A'hmed was at the Palm Springs
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International Comedy Festival Awards and then suddenly event president Paul
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Kruz presented him with a special award. I'med said with
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the name I'm Ed. I'm ed. I can't even fly
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a kite in this country. I've only won one other
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award in my life. It was the Richard Pryor Award
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for Ethnic Comedy at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in two
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thousand and four. That was the first and last time
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they ever gave it out. And let's take a quick
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overview of the finalists of the twenty twenty four Comedy
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Wildlife Awards. These include an otter guru, and a squirrel
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stuck headfirst in a tree. The Comedy Wildlife team has
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narrowed down nearly nine thousand submissions to forty standalone photos,
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four portfolio entries, and three videos. Some of the finalists
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include a smiling elephants seal, an otter holding its feet
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up in the pose of a guru, a contemplative chimpanzee,
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a cheetah playing hide and seek, and the squirrel stuck
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headfirst in a tree. Other images capture a raccoon appearing
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to whisper in a fellow raccoon's ear, a fish chasing
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an eagle across the sky, and a frog whose head
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is enveloped by a large bubble in the water. You