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Hey there, I'm Jenny Mack with your daily comedy news
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and Tom Sigora's Bad Thoughts on Netflix. Wow, just wow?
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Is that thing funny? And I'll tell you the Garth
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Brooks stuff no spoilers. I could watch him do that
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Garth Brooks thing for hours and hours. I wish that
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alone was a series. The show is outrageous with a
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capital O dirty funny. Uh. The production value is incredible.
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It looks like you're watching a quality film. It is
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going for it and it is nailing it. This isn't
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just some you know, side thing that they threw together.
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This is great Bad Thoughts Tom Sagora on Netflix. Check
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that out. Sagora is also on Rogan. I was listening
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to it this morning at four twenty am, as I
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did in an airport run. I am a fan of
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listening to Rogan in the middle of the night because
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the volume tends to be very even keeled, no yelling
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and shouting on Rogan's podcast. When I've insomnia, I turned
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to that and for the airport run it hit the spots.
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So Tom Sagora is on Joe Rogan also one hundred
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percent check out Mark Malkoff's podcast Inside Late Night. On
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the latest episode, he has Bill Carter, you know, the
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guy that wrote the various books about Late Night, a
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great discussion. At one point they get into the Jay
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Leno stuff that I've been talking about lately, and uh
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a short version. They also got into that Jay really
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doesn't have a legacy, and if he does have a legacy,
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it's tied to Conan. But I'm gonna hold that for
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Memorial Day weekend because right now it's been a little
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busy and you know, remember the comedy dearth Room two
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weeks ago. So I don't want to go handing in
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twenty five minute episodes and then go into Memorial Weekend
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trying to figure out how it can even fill ten minutes.
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I'll hold off on that, And I'm also holding off
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on the very good conversation we're having in the Facebook
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group Daily Comedy News podcast group about Late Night Mount Rushmore.
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So I'll do all that on Memorial Day weekend. All right,
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Jumping in today, John Mulaney would like weird Al to
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be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I
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heavily agree with weird how there are three distinct types
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of weird Al songs. There are the straight up parodies,
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so instead of beat it, you get to eat it.
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We all know about that. There are these style parodies
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or the pastiche parodies. For example, maybe my favorite weird
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Al track is called Dogg Eat Dog, which is in
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the style of Talking Heads, but not a talking Heads
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direct parody. He's got a lot of those that are underrated.
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And then there are the weird originals, which are humorous
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songs not based on anything. Millennie told Rolling Stone, I'm
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a big proponent of novelty music. I'm a big proponent
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of weird Al getting into the Rock and Roll Hall
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of Fame. Weird Al brought more people to music than's
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recognized at all. Part of Malaney's argument is Chubby Checker
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got in the hall, and it's kind of a novelty
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act with twist and twist. Again, Millenie argues that this
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is one step closer. I will, in fact, greatly devalue
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my coolness by saying, when I was young, it wasn't
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until smells like Nirvana, Defang, smells like teen Spirit that
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I could enjoy. Smells like teen Spirit scaryt first, and
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after you laugh at it, smells like Nirvana. You go, oh,
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this is a really good song. Apparently someone has decided
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Matt Rife is going to be a movie star. I
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don't know if Matt Riife is a good actor or not.
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I told you yesterday he's going to be in a movie. Well,
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here's a second. This is a totally different story. Emma
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Roberts and Matt Rife will star in the romantic comedy
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Marriage Material from BuzzFeed Studios. That might be a clue
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here what we're about to get. Marriage Material follows the
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founder of a dating app whose deadbeat husband's alimony payments
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are bleeding or dry submission, so she must use it
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to find him a new wife before her company goes public.
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Sounds great, Matt Rife. Marriage Material can't wait. Shane Gillis
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is extending his tour, adding ten additional US cities. The
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new dates this summer July off of September. Tulsa, KC. Louisville,
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Saint Louis, Detroit, Grand Rapids, Milwaukee, Houston, Hollywood, Florida, Orlando, Florida.
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Representatives for Gillis in an announcement said these new shows
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come in response to a staggering demand for tickets across
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the USA, Canada, and European dates, adding the Gillis Is
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set the all time ticket sales record at six arenas,
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including a one in Toronto and achieving historic sellouts, and
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eleven more including Phillies Wells Fargo Center, marking each of
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the venue's largest comedy shows ever. Go Shane Gillis. I
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have it in my mind to go see Shane the
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next time he comes this way. Jimmy Kimmel was at
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the ABC Upfronts. He hosts this every year, and did
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his usual thing. He told the audience of ad buyers.
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I might not see you again. This could be it.
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I've had the pleasure of getting to know a lot
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of you over the last twenty three years, and I
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know many of you will worry that AI might take
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your jobs. But I don't think it will. I don't
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believe a computer, even the most powerful computer, will be
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able to do what you do. And you know why,
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because no computer wants to do what you do. Your
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job suck. Every year, our audiences get smaller, and we
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tell you it's bigger and we want more for less.
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It's exhausting. I know we're annoying and unreasonable. You have
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crappy jobs because of it. But at least you have
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the crappy jobs. All those kids we saw graduating this
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weekend who they might not be able to get their
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crappy jobs, some of them might have to date Bill Belichick.
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Kim Will offered the naming rights to his soon to
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be born grandchild. He took shots at CBS, led by
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their hit comedy Ghosts, which is also what most of
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their views will be soon Wow, and NBC talking about
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their spinoff for cent Nobody even knows how to pronounce it.
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Versant is a perfect name. It already sounds like something
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you subscribe to by accident. Kim All on the state
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of network TV. He said, usually I come out here
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to distract you from the fact that we're dying. But
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somehow network television like Jesus, has risen again. Of the
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four major networks NBC, ABC, CBS, and Fox, only one
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of us did not see viewership go year to year.
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ABC was flat. I'm not going to tell you which
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one of us it is because it doesn't matter. Please
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don't ask, Just be happy for us. He commented on
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NBC's chairman of Global Advertising, Mark Marshall, who had claimed
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that NBC has amassed the greatest collection of content that
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has ever been assembled by one media company. The joke,
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I guess Mark has never heard of porn hub. He
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pointed out ABC's not really making too many news shows.
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At least CBS and Fox are making shows. ABC we
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ordered one new show and it's a spin off of
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an old show, which begs the question what are we
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doing here? We risked our lives flying into Newark Airport
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for this. I mean, if you went to a restaurant
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in the waiter set are special tonight is last year's fish?
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Would you eat it? He talked about a recent survey.
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Deloitte did a survey that show that gen Z and
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millennial viewers are spending more time on social media than
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watching TV. Yeah, no, crap, you think we need a
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survey to know that? F you, Deloitte, And you know what,
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f those ungrateful gen Z d bags too. Oh you're
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too cool for match game? Well, guess what when you
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have kids and you need that hit of Mowana to
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take the little bastards quiet for two hours, you'll come
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crawling back to Disney like dogs. He talked about the
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new ESPN streaming platform, The new service bringing live content
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to millions of fans around the world. Will go buy
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the name. Are you ready? ESPN? And that's why they
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call us imagineers. He also got serious and asked the
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advertising buying public to support CBS's sixty minutes and said,
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I know it's not part of our multiplatform, but sports
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sixty minutes they deserve it. You have the power because
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you have the money. Support journalism. It's important and it
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doesn't work without you. I saw this one on Celebrityaccess
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dot com. A guy named Bob left Sets apparently really
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liked Chappelle in concert the other day. Just this was
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wonderful writing. Let me read it to you, Bob wrote,
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last week we watched Bill burrs Knew Hulu special. Thinking
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about it, I felt it was more attitude than jokes.
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Bill's got a persona angry guy removed from everybody else
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who points out the insanity of life. But Bill puts
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himself down here and there. Chappelle does not, and Chappelle
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tells more jokes. But watching him tonight, you realize that
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the laugh is almost always a throwaway at the end,
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which made me wonder how much was pure delivery slash
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timing jokes are one thing, being a comedian is quite another,
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and a lot of comedians work fast, fearful of dead spot,
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expressing their anxiety about acceptance. But Chappelle works slowly with
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complete confidence. He knows you're gonna laugh. It's like an
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elite sports star saying Steph Curry gives Steph Curry the
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ball with no one on the court, and he knows
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he's gonna sink it. Dave is very real. He hangs
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with the rich, famous, but he doesn't evidence airs. You
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really feel like you're in his living room listening to him,
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and it's not blind listening. Chappelle makes you think it's
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both an amazing and confounding experience because on some levels
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he's just telling stories and he's got his smoking stick
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for pauses. But then he drops truth proms and you
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realize this is more than entertainment. I felt like I
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lived through something. It was a sensation more than laughs.
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It's not like I left the building feeling good, rather
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a bit numb, floating in my own bubble, an elusive
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feeling that I'd love to experience again. Kind of like sex.
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You can't have it all the time, but you're always
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on the lookout for it, and when you can't get it,
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it's often all you can think about. So tonight show
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is in the ether. There are no recordings. You had
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to be there, and if you were not, you completely
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missed out. Pat Oswald realized he had played in every
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state except Wyoming and Montana. Well, he is fixing that.
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Bozman Tonight Casper the next two nights. James Austin Johnson
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has announced a tour nineteen cities starting May twenty ninth
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Off tour. One of the shows in Greensboro, North Carolina
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will be a benefit show. He'll team up with Andrew
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ded Smuch's. They'll headline a night of stand Up on
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July seventeenth to raise money for hel It's a nonprofit
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that provides direct, no strings attachment money to people in
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need in the Greensboro area. In the announcement, James said,
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I'm on tour this summer. There's nothing you can do
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about it. Can't wait to see you all. The Police
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don't destroy Guys or working on a tour documentary slash
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Special for release this summer. They were the guests on
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Berbigley A's Working It Out podcast. The special compiles material
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from their twenty twenty three summer tour. Ben Marshall told Burbiggs,
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we filmed a bunch of the shows on the road,
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we cut them all together. It's taken so long. It's
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finally going to come out this summer and we're super
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pumped about it. They did not announce the distribution on that.
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People are speculating YouTube, but we will see. Kevin Hart's
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always got a business going, here's a new one. Ken
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Griffy Junior, the Baseball Hall of Famer, will co host
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a new unscripted golf series along with golf caddy turned
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ESPN analyst Michael Collins. This will be on Kevin Hart's
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Heartbeat LOL Network on YouTube. In it, you will see
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Griffian Collins tee off with celebrity guests. You see what
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they did there. The celebrity guests include NFL or Ryan Fitzpatrick,
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some guys from the Mariners, some guys from the Philadelphia Eagles,
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and others. And because it's Kevin Hart, it's got a
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title sponsor. But they can pay for their mention. But
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I'll throw them a bone. That guy Jeek from the commercials,
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he's in it now. Tomorrow, Greg Warren has a new
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stand up special, The Champ. This will be on Natepergatzy's
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Nateland Entertainment YouTube channel. In The Champ, Greg Warren delivers
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a deep dive into the perils of poison ivy, the
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unexpected popularity of high school fishing teams, and his own
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path to champion status. Filmed at the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio,
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The Champ is the fourth stand up special release this
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year by Nateland, and the second Warren has done with Brighezzi.
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There's a trailer. It's two minutes long. I pulled just
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the first section. Let's listen.
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Do you know that state of Illinois has high school
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fishing fishing coaches? I'm gonna guests are similar to the
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coaches I had. Will you boys embarrass yourselves out there
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on that lake today?
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Hey s got his whole caught in the tree. Jansen
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pulled a shoe out of the lake, and Martin, you
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couldn't catch a fish in the secret department at.
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The Cross Restore.
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If I was a fish, I feel safer out everyone.
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It's okay, It's all right, yeah fine. Sheng Wang, one
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up special in twenty twenty six. They're not filming it
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until November eighth at the Warner Theater in Washington, so
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you know, I could see that on the Netflix calendar
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in January. And we'll leave on a down note. Morris,
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a six hundred and forty pound alligator, has died at
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the age of eighty. You may recognize Morris from his
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work in Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore. That's not the end
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of his filmography, oh no. He was an alligator Alligator
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