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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. Tom Sigor is beginning to promote his new
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Netflix series Bad Thoughts, and he tells Variety Bad Thoughts
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as everything, prosthetic, genials can join, twins, deep fakes, and
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one horrified Peruvian mother. Sigora said, we had to watch
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a few episodes at a private screening room with hidden cameras.
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She told me, give the money back. You can't air this.
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I'll never see my friends again. Bad Thoughts is six episodes.
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It starts May thirteenth, and it's described as grotesque, stylized,
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and brazenly absurd. Variety describes it as black mirror by
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way of David Cronenberg, if Cronenberg were tripping on mushrooms.
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Sgora tells Variety, I always wanted to make movies, and
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this felt like the first step. I'm trying to be
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Jordan Peel with penises. It's interesting how this came together.
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It started as a few short films that Sigora wrote
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between tour stops. He pitched them to a director, They
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did an eleven day shooting. Then they had enough material
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to convince Netflix to order the full series. Tom said,
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I told my wife what we were filming, and she goes,
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I've non here for twenty years and these have been
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in your head the whole time. The show was produced
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while Tom Sigora's wife, Christina Pozitski, was battling cancer. Tom
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said she was diagnosed in June last year. I told
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her I'd pause production. She said, no, go make your show.
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She was home recovering surgery while I was in full
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prosthetics acting like a sex crazed mutant. The only note
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they got from Netflix involved the N word. He also
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says in South Korea they may have to blur some
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of the penis shots. Apparently, if it looks too human,
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it's a no go. Brian Cranston almost joined, but Tom
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says he liked the script, but he didn't work out.
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So I just played the part of myself. That's show bizy,
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you know. Tom Sagora, Brian Cranston. Bad Thoughts will also
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compete at the Emmys for Outstanding Short Film, Comedy, Drama
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or Variety Program. Bad Thoughts on Netflix May thirteenth, and
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it's May already not too far away. This weekend, the
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Mark Twain Prize Conan O'Brien remember that was the thing
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that happened. Well, they released a trailer and it's really strong.
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Let's listen. Thank you all for coming, and shame on
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you for being here. Conan was like, don't be cynical,
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and then collected fifty million dollars. You are the richest
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underdog in this town. Can you prove that? Not only
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can you meet your heroes, but when you do, he'll
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flirt with your mom. Look, I know this is your knight,
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but you look like an idiot right now. You just
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look at him. You know, the poor bastard never had
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a chance. I'm a comedian because of you. So after
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this you'll be facetiming my parents to apologize. We have
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five wings here, each hotter than the last. Oh, this
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one really saw Yeah, he introduced us to a bear
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who masturbated through a nightmare. History will show this will
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have been the most intertaining gathering of the resistance ever.
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Dam me. David Letterman is still alive today. At four Eastern,
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Pete Davidson takes over the axe Instagram paid which Pete
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will host an Axe Me Anything. I see what you
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did there? It is a Reddit style ask me Anything.
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This one focused on confidence and Underdog wins. Pete is
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also headlining a commercial four acts. It is called short Kings.
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In the commercial, Pete Davidson gives a pep talk to
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a young man insecure about a relationship before spritzing him
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with his favorite axe sent Pete commented on dating apps,
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He's like, it's just like no, yes, no, it's so rude,
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like you don't even know the person you know. So
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I really feel bad for this crop of people because
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I have anxiety, and when I grew up was just
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flip phones. It was pretty awesome. But the kids today,
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I don't even have a shot. So I just hope
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it changes and other people revert backwards a little bit.
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Since Pete is out hawking deodorant, he was asked about
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deodoran and said, I mean in high school, Axe was
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a shower. I went to an all boys school and
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it could be awkward when you're using the gym, and
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showering in a school when you're growing up could be tough.
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So I always had axe and was just spray it
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all over and then shower when I got home. Reminds
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me of growing up and playing basketball outside and having
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a normal life. My fragrance was Phoenix. It's the blue one.
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I just remember vividly going to CVS with my mom
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every two to three weeks and getting new bottles. I
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hate to say this, but it's kind of how like
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prime sports drinks are now. Where you collected it was
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cool to have like four of them on your dresser.
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There was just something reassuring about it, and you knew
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that even if you smelled like crap, you'll be fine
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if you have it. So it really brings me back
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to my childhood. Don't miss the Axe Me anything. Today
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at four, Jordan Klepper will do another special for The
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Daily Show, this one with the really complicated title The
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Daily Show Presents Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse Maga the
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Next Generation. Yes there are three colons in that title.
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In The Daily Show Presents Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse
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Maga the Next Generation. Jordan Klepper will dive into the
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pocket of young voters who turned out for Trump during
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the election. Klepper's travels take him everywhere from college campuses
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to MMA octagons. It is Jordan Clepper's sixth Daily Show
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branded special. So you might be saying, well, why don't
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they just give the Daily Show to Clupper and you
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are reminded. Oh yeah, remember he hosted the Opposition with
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Jordan Klepper, which was in the post Daily Show spot
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at one point. So I don't know if he'll get
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another at bath there anyway. Clipper's Mega the Next Generation
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special Monday May nineteenth, eleven thirty pm on Comedy Central
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will be on Paramount Plus and The Daily Show YouTube
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channel the next day. The Lost Culturista's Awards are getting
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more serious this year. They'll be on Bravo. These are
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the awards given out by Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers.
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The Lost Culturista's Culture Awards recognized culture's most iconic and
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consequential moments of the year through musical performances, special guests,
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and over one hundred award categories. The awards will be
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taped in La July seventeenth, will air on Bravo August fifth,
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I will stream the next day on Peacock. This next
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story is just fascinating. Dave Thomas from Second City Television
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remember him now stay with me here. He says that
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a close call with death in twenty twenty affected his worldview.
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He told the Canadian press, I had sepsis and my
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arms and legs were twice their size. I was in
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the hospital, I was actually in hospice, and I thought
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I was basically done. I look back in my life
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at that time and I thought, you know what, I've
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got no regrets. I had a good run. But he
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got out and thought, what am I going to do
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with the rest of my life? He is seventy five
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years old. How do I put some meaning into this
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life before I kick the bucket? So he has headed
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off to Ukraine. He's creating a video campaign for the
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Ukrainian Freedom Fund, a Key based US registered charity run
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by one of his friends. The Ukrainian Freedom Fund aims
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to provide non lethal equipment to outgun Ukrainian forces. Now
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I love this paragraph from the Canadian press. I'm going
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to read it verbatim deliberately because I can't believe they
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put this all in the one paragraph. Okay, you ready quote.
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I looked at the situation the Ukraine and I thought, well,
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this is terrible and I should try to help, says Thomas,
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whose credits include nineteen ninety three's Coneheads, the two thousand
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and one film Orre at Race, and ninety sitcom Grace
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under Fire. Why did you have to put his credits there? Anyway?
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Dave says this might sound cornery, but I hope in
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some small way what I do might help raise money
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that I'll least suffering, maybe remind people that one person
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can make a difference if you decide to. You can't
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make a difference if you try. Let's stop off on
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Gossip Corner. This from Entertainment Weekly. I'm not sure. Chloe
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Feiyeman realizes what words came out of her mouth. Okay,
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there's a TikTok video. Chloe Fineman says she was scolded
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by a rude restaurant manager in New York while exchanging
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pleasantries with Demi Moore and to me's dog, pe Laff.
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Fineman says she walked into an Italian restaurant on Madison Avenue.
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A server led to them the table right away. Fineman explains,
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there's several empty tables and I sat down. Then I
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look up and there's the dog and Demi Moore and
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I was like, oh, hi, we met once or twice,
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and I've held Peeloff because Peloff was backstage at an
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SNL show. Fineman's sister says, and she said hi back. Also,
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Chloe continues, the manager sees me, I don't know, maybe
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I had no makeup on. Did I not look legitimate
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enough for this empty room at the restaurant? And the
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guy's like, what are you doing here? Come with me?
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And I guess I didn't realize you had to talk
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to another Italian guy to get a seat, even though
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there's like a thousand empty tables. It's very confused. And
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here's the part where I think she doesn't realize what
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words came out of her mouth. Chloe Feineman said, I
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was a calm down. I'm not nobody. I'm on SNL. Dude,
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calm down. Just because you're on SNL, you're not in
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some extra tier. Chloe says. He was like, I don't
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care who you are. I treat everybody the same. Yes,
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good job, mister restaurant guy. I don't care that you're
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on SNL. We have rules here at the restaurant. Follow
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the rules. You can be on SNL all you want.
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You don't get special class. Fineman recalled, and I was like,
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you're being rude, and he's like, you're being rude anyway.
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I don't want to get into details. Well, let's say
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a personality of mine started to come up that I
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don't love. I took myself out of the situation. You
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could call it a caring moment. I also call it
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living in New York and everyone is rude as f
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somebody sounds a little entitled, but I wasn't there. I
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don't know. And in Philly, where people are even more
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friendly than they are in New York. It's Variety Pack,
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a two weekend festival of Philadelphia's weirdest all to comedy acts,
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not just stand up, not just improv, not just sketch,
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little bit of everything. It kicks off tonight through the
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third and then again May eighth through the tenth at
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the Drake Theater. Producer Chaz Martin says, Philly is full
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of weirdos. We have incredible stand ups, brilliant improv in
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an emerging sketch comedy scene, but there's been a void
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when it comes to truly wild, out of the box comedy.
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That space used to belong to the beloved Good Good Comedy,
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which closed in twenty twenty. Variety Pack is here to
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bring that spirit back. If you like your comedy weird
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and unpredictable. This festival is for you. It kicks off
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tonight with Have You Seen My House? A Whirlwind cabaret
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featuring the songs of Patti Smith, Bette Midler, Dolly Parton
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and Moore. Other shows this week and include Cartoon Club,
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The Entire Effing Twilight Saga in sixty Minutes and clip Show,
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a live comedy show hosted by character actresses are Eric
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Thomas and Chris Newcomer. And yesterday I promised I'd finish
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off that John Clees article. He spoke with the Hollywood Reporter.
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They were curious about the pythons fighting. They've seemed to
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always be fighting, and John said, if you look at
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the history of most groups, you'll find there's always quarrels
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at some I think we've done quite well. What people
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often don't understand about a team is that a team
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is not composed of all people who do the same
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things well. It's a group of people who do different
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things well. Terry Gilliam, at an early stage, decided he
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just wanted to direct movies. Eric Iidel didn't really come
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forward until the nineteen eighty three is in the Meaning
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of Life. Because Eric is very, very strong on music,
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and particularly on lyrics. Michael Palin, who always loved travel,
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did some travel programs. Terry Jones did all sorts of things.
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Graham Chapman was two people. Really. He was Chapman sober,
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who was an extraordinary good writer and a really fine actor,
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and Chapman drunk, who wasn't awfully good in anything and
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couldn't remember his lines. Whereas I like comedy and I
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very much enjoy simple pleasure making audiences laugh, very different people,
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so inevitably, as we get older and become slightly more authentic,
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we go in different directions. And that's your comedy news
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for today. See tomorrow